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Jay Dee  
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From: Jay Dee <ais01...@aeneas.net>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:32:01 GMT
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 12:32 am
Subject: All hail Bob!
One day, while perusing

   Newsgroup: comp.databases.theory

I came across:

   Subject: Entity Overlap and Relationships

The first post in the thread was:

   From: GB

    1  1. What is the "industry best practice" in the following
    2  situation:
    3
    4  Say there are 3 types of entities {Entity1, Entity2,
    5  Entity3}
    6
    7  Each Entity type has unique attributes and similar ones.
    8
    9  For the attributes that are unique to each Entity it is
   10  easy (either they are in the table with the Entity or in
   11  the case of a one-to-many relationship there is a table
   12  related only to that Entity).
   13
   14  In the case where there are similar attributes (i.e. each
   15  Entity has multiple addresses - all of the same form {
   16  addressline1, addressline2, city, state, zip, etc })
   17  what is the proper way to handle this?  I was thinking
   18  of creating the following tables for each entity:
   19  Entity1Address, Entity1Phone, Entity2Address, Entity2Phone,
   20  Entity3Address, Entity3Phone with the Address and Phone
   21  tables all the same but related only to the relevant Entity
   22  table but something rubs me the wrong way here...
   23
   24  2.  What is the best way to handle people-people
   25  relationships (from a schema perspective - I can see the
   26  sarcastic remarks now)?  Has anyone solved this problem of
   27  how to store {father, son, uncle, friend, etc.}?  Did you
   28  have to set up a trigger to update the table to include the
   29  son relationship entry if the father relationship was added
   30  for instance?  Or would you just store the "parent" and
   31  "child" title for the relationship, in this case "father"
   32  and "son" then the related unique ID's for the people with
   33  the relationship?

"Oh, boy," I thought, "this is going to be entertaining."

Lines 4 and 5 set us up for a "general" situation.  Line 7
opened the gates.  Line 9 said this would be easy, except...

Lines 11 and 12 made me flinch.

"Uh, oh.  Here's that 'Entity relationship' thing, again, this
time masquerading as "...a table related only to that Entity."
(I've had to train myself from making the "I know what was
meant despite what was written' mistake.  Again.)

Without wasting time, the poster launched into a pseudo-design
and started slinging attributes and tables and Entities with
meaningful names about while revealing his thought processes
to the world.

Line 24 seems to pose a general question to the general
situation presented in the first two dozen lines.  After reading
the follow-on question starting on line 26, I thought, "Would
the poster be happy with a simple 'Yes?'  Probably not."

The soon-forthcoming presumption that the evasive general
solution might involve a "trigger" which maintained a
"relationship entry" confirmed what I suspected may have
caused the poster to turn to the newsgroups with such a trivial
problem: "Too many tools, not enough knowledge."

The first reply was spot-on advice.   And line 3 contains a bit
of prophecy that, once you watch this newsgroup for a while,
really isn't all that prescient.

   From: BB

    1  With all due respect, the answers to your questions
    2  will depend on the myriad requirements you have not
    3  mentioned. Anyone who pretends to have answers is a crank.

The OP politely thanked BB for his response, ignored it,
and pressed on with more magic dust: GUIDs!

     *sotto voce*  Do you know how many problems GUIDs have
     solved?  Here's a clue: the value's less than one.

   From: GB

    1  Thanks for the response, I really appreciate it even though
    2  I still might need to flesh out my problem a bit more.
    3  I guess my rephrased question is this: if I use a GUID as
    4  the ID for each Entity regardless of EntityType, should
    5  I have one table like EntityAddress that has an EntityID
    6  (GUID) column which relates to all three Entity Tables?
    7  Thus all Three Entity Tables would use the same address
    8  table?

Another optimistic contributor tried to get the original poster
back on track.  Without sounding dogmatic, and quietly restating
the fact that too many requirements are still unstated, JH
suggested a strategy for discovering a solution.

   From: JH

    1  You first of course need to establish whether that
    2  actually correctly models the situation. For example, is
    3  there really such a concept of *the* address of an entity
    4  (or *the* set of addresses) or could this depend upon
    5  the context (working address, billing address, shipping
    6  address, private address, et cetera).  After you've
    7  established this you then have to think about what is
    8  the more efficient option. What are the typical queries
    9  that will be asked. What integrity constraints can the
   10  DBMS maintain and do you want them maintained? All these
   11  things might might play a role in deciding what is the
   12  best option, and I probably forgot a few.

Words like "first" and "after" have well-known meanings.

The poster didn't get it.  He tries to convince us -- and,
perhaps, himself, that he has but, as we shall soon see, the
more he noodles the question the more obvious it is that he
has already flung himself into an abyss.

   From: GB

    1  Thanks Jan!  I think I understand in that the design should
    2  mimic the *carefully* thought out business requirements.
    3  In this case, each Entity type will likely have multiple
    4  addresses but the more I noodle on it I am thinking of
    5  doing what you rec'd in terms of using a fixed set of
    6  addresses for each entity type except for people.  I will
    7  likely run into the situation that the Entity Type that
    8  tracks people will have more than a "forecastable" number
    9  of addresses since most of the firm's clients (high net
   10  worth individuals) seem to have a multitute of addresses
   11  (winter home, summer home, beach home, hawaii home -
   12  nice problem to have I suppose).  As for the Business type
   13  entities, they will likely have less but more standardized
   14  addresses (sales office, ship to, invoice to, etc.).
   15  The third type is kinda like a VAR and has it own set
   16  of addressing issues.  I sincerely appreciate your post
   17  and it has kept me thinking.  I just hate getting further
   18  down the road and having to change something after I have
   19  migrated data over!

The designer has noodled some more requirements into the mix:
"multiple addresses" and a "fixed set of addresses" and
"more than a 'forecastable' number of addresses" indicate a
design-in-process that will soon need a capability-enhancing
retrofit.
And, lookity here!  On lines 6 and 12 we learn that Thing One
and Thing Two are people types and Business types.  On line 15:
Thing Three is a kinda type which "has it own set of addressing
issues."

   not so *sotto voce*  If "addressing issues" don't distinguish
   a "type" then I don't know what would!  What is a type,
   anyway?

My turn at a prediction: this project isn't going to get very
far "down the road [before the designer will have] to change
something after [he has] migrated the data over."  Too, I'm
sure that the designer believes the impact of such a retrofit
will be mitigated because, it seems, work is underway using a
design that will have to be enhanced to accommodate those other
"addressing issues."

Speaking of which: BB's prophecy has been fulfilled!  Help is
on the way!

   From: DW

    1  I'll give this first one a shot.  If I am understanding
    2  your question, you would likely want an Address table
    3  with a generated key.  Then each of your Entity1-3 tables
    4  would have an attribute that is a foreign key to the
    5  Address table.
    6
    7  I wouldn't typically do the same thing with phones, even if
    8  storing PhoneType PhoneNumber pairs, as there is an ongoing
    9  cost for such designs.  But if you need to store multiple
   10  phones for an Entity (and are saddled with a SQL-DBMS),
   11  then that would be OK.  You might instead have an attribute
   12  for BusinessPhone, HomePhone, and MobilePhone for each
   13  Entity.  You are out of luck if you have two business
   14  phone numbers then, but this is often sufficient and I
   15  suppose you could add a catch-all OtherPhone.  You will
   16  obviously need to know your precise requirements.

Wow!  Foreign keys.  How did we miss that?  And new entities.
I think.  Phones?  Of various types?  And typed attributes
for Entities?  Or are those attributes to hold values of
certain types?  Except for the "catch-all Other?"

Hmm.  I'm having trouble keeping up: are those other types or
other values?  And where, exactly, does this design run out
of the luck referred to on line 13?  When the number of values
of type BusinessPhone exceeds one?

I'm going to keep an eye on this discussion to see how my
predictions work out...

-----

What's the point of this oblique rant?

While BB's blunt replies to and comments on other posts
jolted me, I've come to feel that he has faced and embraced a
worthwhile truth: being polite is sometimes a greater barrier
to communication than being rude.

If someone tells you that you're a rock-headed moron, you
just might be.  For some of those, the next obvious question is,
"Do I want to stay that way?"


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Roy Hann  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 3:01 am
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From: "Roy Hann" <specia...@processed.almost.meat>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:01:23 +0100
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 3:01 am
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!
"Jay Dee" <ais01...@aeneas.net> wrote in message

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> If someone tells you that you're a rock-headed moron, you
> just might be.  For some of those, the next obvious question is,
> "Do I want to stay that way?"

Amen to all that!   (And I have been on the receiving end.  I won't forget
THAT lesson.)

Roy


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David Cressey  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 5:54 am
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From: "David Cressey" <dcres...@verizon.net>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:54:08 GMT
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

"Jay Dee" <ais01...@aeneas.net> wrote in message

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-----

> What's the point of this oblique rant?

> While BB's blunt replies to and comments on other posts
> jolted me, I've come to feel that he has faced and embraced a
> worthwhile truth: being polite is sometimes a greater barrier
> to communication than being rude.

The question then becomes,  how do you confront someone's ignorance without
being rude to the person?

This is made more difficult by the fact that we have been trained to be
ashamed of our own ignorance, while being light hearted about our own
stupidity.  Witness the proliferation of books "for Dummies"  (a reference
for the rest of us).

I'm one of us, but I'm not one of the rest of us (in that sense).  I hope I
share that with most of the readers in this group.

> If someone tells you that you're a rock-headed moron, you
> just might be.  For some of those, the next obvious question is,
> "Do I want to stay that way?"

Or you might just be ignorant,  which is not the same thing as "rock headed
moron".  The problem that people who know something often have is how to
deal with the "invincibly ignorant" person.

What I would wish from someone like BB is that he could, by now, offer links
to websites that develop the ideas in proper detail,  and offer a positive
alternative.  I refuse to believe that no such websites exist,  or that BB
doesn't know of any of them.

In short, rudeness, by itself, accomplishes nothing.


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Roy Hann  
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From: "Roy Hann" <specia...@processed.almost.meat>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:07:22 +0100
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 7:07 am
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!
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> In short, rudeness, by itself, accomplishes nothing.

If the alternative is tortuous, endless, and increasingly forced civility,
then I strongly disagree.  There comes a point when someone has had their
full turn in the spotlight and they need to be told to pipe down.  Rudeness
is frankly welcome at that point (though hate-mongering is not).

Roy


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Bob Badour  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 9:40 am
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From: Bob Badour <bbad...@pei.sympatico.ca>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:40:55 GMT
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 9:40 am
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

David Cressey wrote:
> "Jay Dee" <ais01...@aeneas.net> wrote in message
> news:5fZ1g.11150$P2.2969@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com...
> -----

> Or you might just be ignorant,  which is not the same thing as "rock headed
> moron".  The problem that people who know something often have is how to
> deal with the "invincibly ignorant" person.

"There is no stopping the invincibly ignorant. - DT"

> What I would wish from someone like BB is that he could, by now, offer links
> to websites that develop the ideas in proper detail,  and offer a positive
> alternative.  I refuse to believe that no such websites exist,  or that BB
> doesn't know of any of them.

> In short, rudeness, by itself, accomplishes nothing.

I could point you to the papers Lee Fesperman publishes on his site at
http://www.firstsql.com/issues.shtml, and I could point you to
http://www.thethirdmanifesto.com/, and I could point you to Fabian
Pascal's site at http://www.dbdebunk.com/

However, those links would not substitute for a proper education on the
subject. For that, at a minimum, one would have to read a number of books.

For those whose goal is to use database management systems, I suggest
one can make a very good start at the book list on Fabian's site:
http://www.dbdebunk.com/books.html

Date's _Introduction ..._ is comprehensive. Fabian's book is good for
those who already know a bit of SQL or some of the RM. _The SQL
Standard_ will be less useful to most people.

The links and books would do nothing at all for the sorts of folks who
might contribute at the level of a Jan or a Vadim.


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Bob Badour  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 10:43 am
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From: Bob Badour <bbad...@pei.sympatico.ca>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:43:47 GMT
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 10:43 am
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

What I don't understand is: Why isn't this topic called "All hail Jan!"?

All I did was warn someone against listening to cranks who pretend to
have solutions without knowing requirements. Jan, at least, provided
pointers on how to flesh out the requirements.

> My turn at a prediction: this project isn't going to get very
> far "down the road [before the designer will have] to change
> something after [he has] migrated the data over."  Too, I'm
> sure that the designer believes the impact of such a retrofit
> will be mitigated because, it seems, work is underway using a
> design that will have to be enhanced to accommodate those other
> "addressing issues."

There are other possibilites. There is always the small chance, like a
lightning strick or Superball lottery win, that the resulting design
will actually match all of the requirements that were never considered.
In this case, the person will have an ideal design and will no doubt
eagerly proclaim to the world that he has solved all their problems.

In this situation, there is a high probability he will become a
consultant where he can earn a lucrative fee for repeating the design
and then move on before the client has to deal with the headache of
implementation.

There is of course a much, much larger chance that after the database is
populated with data and the applications are all written and rolled out
that the person will discover that some important users will actually
want to see some reports based on the data. At this time, there is the
very high chance of complaints due either to incorrect results, delays
and difficulties writing correct reports, or performance issues.

In this situation, there is a high probability he will decide that
normalization is the cause of all the world's ills. He can then become a
consultant and earn a lucrative fee by telling people that the
consultant who designed the database messed everything up by
overnormalizing or failing to denormalize. Take your pick.


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Neo  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 12:40 pm
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From: "Neo" <neo55...@hotmail.com>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 09:40:32 -0700
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 12:40 pm
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

> The question then becomes,  how do you confront someone's ignorance without being rude to the person?

:) This is easy. Just demonstrate it. For example, if someone says the
following data (ie judge example) is difficult in RMDBs but easy in Db
for Dummies, just post the script to do the equivalent so that others
including the dummy can verify it. Verification is the key.

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 More options Apr 21 2006, 1:06 pm
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Date: 21 Apr 2006 10:06:07 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

Neo wrote:
> > The question then becomes,  how do you confront someone's ignorance without being rude to the person?

> :) This is easy. Just demonstrate it. For example, if someone says the
> following data (ie judge example) is difficult in RMDBs but easy in Db
> for Dummies, just post the script to do the equivalent so that others
> including the dummy can verify it. Verification is the key.

Clearly it is not easy if the given person refuses to be receptive to
the arguments presented to them.

http://members.aol.com/intwg/antiprocess.htm

As an example, you keep asking people to post SQL, when it is clear
that the onus is not on others to refute you, but rather on you to
convince them. If one cannot do this it should be back to the drawing
board.


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Neo  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 1:09 pm
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Date: 21 Apr 2006 10:09:06 -0700
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 1:09 pm
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

> What's the point of this oblique rant? While BB's blunt replies to and comments on other posts jolted me, I've come to feel that he has faced and embraced a worthwhile truth: being polite is sometimes a greater barrier to communication than being rude.

:) The worth-while-ness of such a "truth" is dubious if it only works
"sometimes". It seems you are making a preassumption which may need
verification. What is the preassumption?

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JOG  
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Date: 21 Apr 2006 10:11:30 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

I often feel like I'm getting a free education from Jan's posts. Long
may it last. If I manage to catch him at a conference I will buy him a
pint.

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Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 17:22:51 GMT
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

Bob Badour wrote:
> ...
> What I don't understand is: Why isn't this topic called "All hail Jan!"?
> ...

If 'topics' were relvars it might well be of a sort, assuming the
hero-worshippers are the CWA complement of the ad hominem crowd.

p


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 More options Apr 21 2006, 1:58 pm
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Date: 21 Apr 2006 10:58:16 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

>>> The question then becomes, how do you confront someone's ignorance without being rude to the person?
>> :) This is easy. Just demonstrate it. For example, if someone says the following data (ie judge example) is difficult in RMDBs but easy in Db for Dummies, just post the script to do the equivalent so that others including the dummy can verify it. Verification is the key.
> Clearly it is not easy if the given person refuses to be receptive to the arguments presented to them.

:) Sure it's easy, just backup your presented arguments with something
verifiable. For example, if a child argues that a knife isn't sharp,
even after presenting theoretical arguments such as it is made out of
1020 stainless steel and very thin on one edge, then actually
demonstrate that it is by slicing a very ripe tomato. Ultimately
verification, not end-less argumentation is the key.

> http://members.aol.com/intwg/antiprocess.htm  As an example, you keep asking people to post SQL, when it is clear that the onus is not on others to refute you, but rather on you to convince them. If one cannot do this it should be back to the drawing

board.

I have already shown that my car can run a never before tested track in
10 seconds. Now you want me to get in your car (you being Richard Petty
at his pinnicale, having demonstrated to be the fastest car driver in
the world) and show you it can't? Now suppose, I take your car for a
lap and it either comes in at 12 seconds or worse yet never makes it
around the track, would you believe the results? Or would you want to
jump in the car and prove it otherwise by yourself?

If you say that you would believe my results, then here is my run:
CREATE TABLE T_Thing (ID, Name);
INSERT INTO T_Thing (1, judge);
It didn't even make it around the track, so I can't report a time for
comparison.

How will you realize that your car actually might not be able to go
around this track without some accidents, until you (Richard Petty,
King of the Hill) give it your best shot?


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Marshall Spight  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 2:12 pm
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From: "Marshall Spight" <marshall.spi...@gmail.com>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 11:12:36 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

paul c wrote:
> Bob Badour wrote:
> > ...
> > What I don't understand is: Why isn't this topic called "All hail Jan!"?
> > ...

> If 'topics' were relvars it might well be of a sort, assuming the
> hero-worshippers are the CWA complement of the ad hominem crowd.

Clean Water Act?
California Waterfowl Association?

Searching got me nothing better than the above.

Marshall


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Neo  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 2:32 pm
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Date: 21 Apr 2006 11:32:32 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

Let see if I can emulate Bob Badour and verify Jay Dee's thesis :)

JOG, you are a FUCKING MORON! You haven't a CLUE. You have me waste 35
FRICKIN minutes reading some BULLSHIT about skeptics and paranormalist
debating things that only exist in they CAVERNOUS SKULLs that neither
can verify? You mean your less than PEA-SIZED BRAIN can't distinguish
between the those type of debates and the ones here?

Jay Dee, did it work? Or was there some preassumption that you failed
to state, which itself may need verification.


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David Cressey  
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From: "David Cressey" <dcres...@verizon.net>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 18:35:24 GMT
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 2:35 pm
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

"Roy Hann" <specia...@processed.almost.meat> wrote in message

news:rZednZZhOMpzIdXZRVny0A@pipex.net...

> "David Cressey" <dcres...@verizon.net> wrote in message
> news:4Z12g.1172$Cc.510@trndny07...
> > In short, rudeness, by itself, accomplishes nothing.

> If the alternative is tortuous, endless, and increasingly forced civility,
> then I strongly disagree.  There comes a point when someone has had their
> full turn in the spotlight and they need to be told to pipe down.
Rudeness
> is frankly welcome at that point (though hate-mongering is not).

Telling someone to pipe down isn't necessarily rudeness.  Moderators do it
all the time.

Personal insults and deprecation are not helpful in this activity.


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 More options Apr 21 2006, 2:39 pm
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Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 18:39:06 GMT
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

I think it stands for the closeted word ascension or something like that.

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 More options Apr 21 2006, 2:59 pm
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From: "Marshall Spight" <marshall.spi...@gmail.com>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 11:59:24 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

Bob Badour wrote:
> Marshall Spight wrote:

> > Clean Water Act?
> > California Waterfowl Association?

> I think it stands for the closeted word ascension or something like that.

LOL. Got it; thanks. I usually think of that last word as
"hypothecary",
but if he had said "CWH" I probably still wouldn't have gotten it.

Marshall


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From: "JOG" <j...@cs.nott.ac.uk>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 12:06:12 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

Neo wrote:
> > http://members.aol.com/intwg/antiprocess.htm

> Let see if I can emulate Bob Badour and verify Jay Dee's thesis :)

> JOG, you are a FUCKING MORON! You haven't a CLUE. You have me waste 35
> FRICKIN minutes reading some BULLSHIT about skeptics and paranormalist
> debating things that only exist in they CAVERNOUS SKULLs that neither
> can verify? You mean your less than PEA-SIZED BRAIN can't distinguish
> between the those type of debates and the ones here?

> Jay Dee, did it work? Or was there some preassumption that you failed
> to state, which itself may need verification.

Sigh, you are embarrassing yourself again. Don't you owe someone $1000?

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Marshall Spight  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 3:19 pm
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From: "Marshall Spight" <marshall.spi...@gmail.com>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 12:19:46 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

Neo wrote:

> Let see if I can emulate Bob Badour and verify Jay Dee's thesis :)

> JOG, you are a FUCKING MORON! You haven't a CLUE.

No, no, no. Bob would never resort to all-caps.

Marshall


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Neo  
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 More options Apr 21 2006, 5:04 pm
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From: "Neo" <neo55...@hotmail.com>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 14:04:22 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

> Sigh, you are embarrassing yourself again.

:) Now proving that woooould turn to be like one of those discussions
described at members.aol.com/intwg/antiprocess.htm

> Don't you owe someone $1000?

:) Actually more than $1000 according to my calculations but not for
the reason you are probably thinking.

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 More options Apr 21 2006, 5:18 pm
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Date: 21 Apr 2006 14:18:18 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

>> MORON!
.
> No, no, no. Bob would never resort to all-caps.

:) Of course you are correct, but I thought I try to improve upon Bob's
implementation. It is a trait inherent to techies. Did I muck up his
methodology?

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 More options Apr 21 2006, 5:34 pm
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From: "Neo" <neo55...@hotmail.com>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 14:34:52 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

> While BB's blunt replies to and comments on other posts jolted me, I've come to feel that he has faced and embraced a worthwhile truth: being polite is sometimes a greater barrier to communication than being rude.

Actually what I meant by my prior polite comments and questions is: If
you have come to feel that way then you are a BIGGER FUCKING MORON than
Bob Badour.

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Gene Wirchenko  
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From: Gene Wirchenko <ge...@ucantrade.com.NOTHERE>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:43:35 -0700
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 5:43 pm
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!
On 21 Apr 2006 14:34:52 -0700, "Neo" <neo55...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> While BB's blunt replies to and comments on other posts jolted me, I've come to feel that he has faced and embraced a worthwhile truth: being polite is sometimes a greater barrier to communication than being rude.

>Actually what I meant by my prior polite comments and questions is: If
>you have come to feel that way then you are a BIGGER FUCKING MORON than
>Bob Badour.

     Oh, how cute.  First, it tried to speak DBese and failed badly.
Now, it is trying swearing.

     Paraphrasing Sam Clemens, you have the words but not the tune.

Sincerely,

Gene Wirchenko


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 More options Apr 21 2006, 6:11 pm
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From: "Neo" <neo55...@hotmail.com>
Date: 21 Apr 2006 15:11:52 -0700
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Subject: Re: All hail Bob!

> ... you have the words but not the tune

:) Sorry but I find your response to be antiprocess-like and thus
refuse to engage it any further. For details see
http://members.aol.com/intwg/antiprocess.htm

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 More options Apr 21 2006, 6:23 pm
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From: Gene Wirchenko <ge...@ucantrade.com.NOTHERE>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 15:23:52 -0700
Local: Fri, Apr 21 2006 6:23 pm
Subject: Re: All hail Bob!
On 21 Apr 2006 15:11:52 -0700, "Neo" <neo55...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> ... you have the words but not the tune

>:) Sorry but I find your response to be antiprocess-like and thus
>refuse to engage it any further. For details see
>http://members.aol.com/intwg/antiprocess.htm

     My lucky day.

Sincerely,

Gene Wirchenko


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