【ADSE普及版文本】Absolutely Don't Study English  Junior Version

〖说明〗由于本人rbf没有用普及来ADSE，因此这里只能是网上随手取来的样子，不能跟【提高版】似的搞得很精致。^o^

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Tape 1 A Day in the Life of a Typical American Family with a Student

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Situation 1: Waking Up

It is Monday morning, Robert's mom comes into his room and wakes him up

M:Robert, wake up. It's seven o'clock.

R:Oh, mom. Can't I sleep a little longer?

M:No. You have to catch the bus at seven forty-five.

R:Okay, I'll get up.

M:That's a good boy. I'll get breakfast ready while you take a shower.

R:Is anyone in the bathroom?

M:No, you can shower right now.

R:Great. What's for breakfast?

M:I haven't decided yet. You just take your shower, brush your teeth and hair,
and I'll take care of the food.

R:All right. I'll come downstairs in fifteen minutes.

M:Ten minutes would be better.

R:I'll hurry but I can't promise.

M:But you might miss the bus if you wait too long.

R:You're right, mom. I'll be down in ten minutes.

M:That's a good boy. Hurry up.

R:Hey, mom, can you make waffles for breakfast?

M:I can't promise, but if you hurry I might make them.

R:For waffles, I'll always hurry.

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Situation 2:    Breakfast

Robert: Coming downstairs and sitting at the table. Mom, breakfast smells great.
What is it?

Mom:            It's waffles, just like you wanted.

R:      Thanks, mom. You're the best.

M:      Yes, but only when I make what you want to eat.

R:      Mom, you know that's not true.

M:      I know. I was only joking. I also made you some sausage and orange
juice.

R:      Perfect. How did you know sausage and waffles were my favorite?

M:      Robert, I'm your mother. I know everything about you.

R:      Not everything.

M:      Oh, really? What don't I know?

R:      Well, you don't know I am on the basketball team at school.

M:      The what?

R:      The basketball team. I'm on the team and I am playing forward.

M:      Does your father know about this?

R:      No. And he doesn't have to know. If you don't tell him...

M:      Robert, you know I have to tell him. He's your father.

R:      Yeah, but mom you know he won't understand.

M:      Yes he will. You just have to explain it to him.

R:      No, he won't. He just wants me to study. He doesn't like sports at all.

M:      Yes he does. He plays golf.

R:      Mom, golf is not a sport. It is a game for old people.

M:      Be careful. I play golf, too.

R:      I know. I just mean it's not a sport like basketball.

M:      Oh, here comes your father now. We'll tell him.

R:      Do we have to?

M:      Yes.

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Situation 3:    Talking to Dad

Robert's dad comes downstairs and joins Robert and his mom at the table.

Mom:    Good morning, dear.

Robert: Good morning, dad.

Dad:    Good morning, you two. What were you just talking about?

R:      Nothing.

M:      Robert, tell your father what you just told me.

D:      What's that, Robert?

R:      Well, it's really nothing, but I am playing a little basketball after
school these days.

M:      Robert, it's more than just a little basketball.

D:      Which is it, a little or more?

R:      Dad, I'm on the basketball team. Isn't that great?

D:      I'm not sure. You know how I feel about you playing sports and not
studying.

R:      But I'm studying, dad, I promise.

D:      I still don't like the idea of you playing when you should be doing
schoolwork.

R:      But I can do both. I can play sports and do my schoolwork.

D:      Are you sure?

R:      Yes.

D:      What do you think, dear?

M:      I think we should give him a chance. If he can keep good grades in
school while playing basketball, then we should let him play. But if his grades
are bad, he will have to quit the team.

R:      Yeah, dad, that's fair.

D:      Well, it sounds okay. Let's give it a try. But if you don't do your
schoolwork, you're off the team. Do you understand?

R:      Yes, thanks mom, you're great.

M:      Your father said yes, too.

R:      Oh, yeah, thanks dad.

M:      Robert, you'd better go. You'll be late for your bus.

R:      OK, I'm going. Thanks for breakfast.

M:      Hurry up.

R:      Bye.

M:      Bye, see you tonight.

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Situation 4     Mom and Dad Have a Talk

Mom:    He sure is growing up fast.

Dad:    Tell me about it. He seems to change every month.

M:      What do you think about him playing team basketball? I'm worried that
he'll neglect school and get too involved in athletics and all the other
distractions that come with playing sports.

D:      Oh, I don't know. I know I sounded negative about it just now with
Robert, but actually, I'm happy he's playing. I played sports from middle school
on and it didn't hurt my grades.

M:      Are you serious? You were lucky to graduate from high school!

D:      I got good grades at university. Besides, kids should get more out of
middle and high school than books and tests.

M:      But this is the age where he will develope most of his habits; both good
and bad. What if he ends up liking sports more than school?

D:      So what? You say that as if it is the end of the world. When I was his
age all I cared about was sports and girls and look at me; I turned out just
fine.

M:      That is because you didn't have any luck at either sports or girls and
realized you had better study when you went to college.

D:      Careful! When you say i didn't have any luck with women that could mean
I was unlucky to have married you.

M:      All right, I'll admit that after you entered university you got your act
together. But, what are we going to do about Robert?

D:      Nothing. As it it, he is doing fine in school and so we will give him a
chance and see if he can handle both basketball and his studies. Who knows? We
may have a future NBA star for a son.

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Situation 5     On the School Bus

Robert goes outside and catches the bus. His friend Billy is already on the bus.

Robert: Hey, Billy. What's up?

Billy:  Hey, Bobby. How are you?

R:      My name is Robert, not Bobby.

B:      And my name is William, but everybody calls me Billy.

R:      Well, that's you, not me. Please call me Robert from now on.

B:      Okay, Bob.

R:      Very funny. I'm going to start calling you William.

B:      No, I hate that name. I promise to call you Robert if you promise not to
call me William.

R:      I promise. You see how easy that was. Hey, are you going to pratice
today?

B:      Pratice? What pratice?

R:      Basketball pratice, of course.

B:      I almost forgot. Yeah, I'm going. What about you? Did your dad give your
permission?

R:      Yep, can you believe it? The old man is not so bad.

B:      I think your dad is really cool. He's way better than my dad.

R:      That's what you think, but it's not true. He only wants me to study, but
my mom helped me so now I can play sports too.

B:      What about your grades?

R:      I promised that I would get good grades.

B:      What if you don't?

R:      If I don't, then I have to quit the basketball team.

B:      I know you'll be studying hard this year.

R:      Yes, I will. I like basketball enough to make me want to study hard.

B:      Yeah, school is not so bad if you can both study and play.

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Situation 6     Basketball

David is sitting behind Robert and wants to talk about basketball.

David:  I heard you guys talking about basketball. Who do you think is the
greatest player ever?

Robert: That's easy. It's Michael Jordan.

D:      I don't think so. I think it Shaquille O'Neal.

R:      What?! Shaq? Jordan is way better than Shaq!

D:      No way. Jordan has more fancy moves, but Shaq is better.

R:      Are you crazy? Shaq is just big and that is all. Jordan is a beeter
shooter. He has better defense. He is more fun to watch. And he has won more
championships. How do you say Shaq is better?

D:      I don't know.

R:      What do you mean, you don't know?

D:      I mean I don't know much about basketball, I just heard my older brother
saying Shaq was the best.

R:      You don't know much about basketball and you are fighting with me. Are
you on a basketball team?

D:      No. I'm in a chess club.

R:      Chess club?! Then you should talk about chess and not basketball.

D:      Sorry. Hey, do you like chess?

R:      I hate it. It's the most boring game on earth.

D:      You shouldn't say that. It's very fun.

R:      Okay, I'm sorry. I promise not to talk about chess if you promise not to
talk about basketball.

D:      Okay, I promise.

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Situation 7     First Period

Robert's first period of the day is English class, his teacher is Mr. Hubbard.

Mr. Hubbard:    Good morning, class.

Class:  Good morning, Mr. Hubbard.

H:      Did all of you have a fun weekend? How about you, Robert, how was your
weekend?

Robert: It was pretty good.

H:      Robert, this is an English language class, please speak a little more.
Tell us all about what you did on Saturday and Sunday.

R:      Let's see. On Saturday, I went out to dinner.

Robert stops and doesn't say anything more.

H:      Would you tell the class and me where you went out to dinner what you
ate?

R:      Yes. I went to T.G.I. Friday's with my parents and my friend Tommy. I
had a steak with french fries and Tommy had spaghetti. After dinner we both had
a big ball of icecream for dessert. And then we played vedio games, and then...

Mr. Hubbard thinks that Robert will never stop talking and so stops him.

H:      Thank you, Robert. That's enough.

R:      But I thought you wanted to hear everything, I have a lot more to tell
you.

H:      No. That will be fine. Class, please open your books to page fifty-six.
Today we are going to talk about...

Robert interrupts Mr. Hubbard.

R:      But Mr. Hubbard, I still have a lot to say.

H:      Good. Then you can tell me what you thought of the story on page
fifty-six.

R:      I didn't read it. I was busy.

H:      Busy? Busy eating icecream?

R:      No, busy
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【ADSE普及版文本】Tape 2 A Father and His Young Daughter Go to America

【向“彼德大帝 peter”致意】

From: "彼德大帝 peter" <dqiioo#sohu.com>
Newsgroups: cn.edu.lang.english
Subject: Re: 《Beginner Version 初学版 2A》
Date: Wed, 5 Nov 2003 16:10:34 +0800

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Tape 2 A Father and His Young Daughter Go to America
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Situation 1: Talking about America

(Mr. Park, a Korean father, decides to go to America with his daughter Sumi. To
get ready to go to America, he also thinks it would be good if she speak only in
English.)

Mr. Park (Father): Sumi, would you like to go to America?

Sumi (daughter): What?

Mr. Park (Father): I ask you if you want to go to American with me. I will go
next Tuesday. I think you would learn a lot if you go with me.

Sumi (daughter): Dad, of course I want to go with you. But why are you speaking
English to me?

Mr. Park (Father): Well, next Tuesday is only five days form now. If we're going
to America, we should practice our English everyday.

Sumi (daughter): That is a good idea, Dad. If we speaking English together until
next Tuesday, speaking English at America will be easier.

Mr. Park (Father): That is right. So, do you promise?

Sumi (daughter): Yes, Dad. I promise to speak only English until next Tuesday.

Mr. Park (Father): No, you must promise to speak only English until the week
after next Tuesday.

Sumi (daughter): Why?

Mr. Park (Father): Because we will be at America for one week. And you have to
speak only English until we come back to Korea.

Sumi (daughter): Yes, I promise.

Mr. Park (Father): That's a good girl.

Sumi (daughter): Is mom going with us?

Mr. Park (Father): No, your mother has to stay here, and take care of your
younger brother.

Sumi (daughter): So Taijun is stay in Korea with mom.

Mr. Park (Father): Yes, your brother Taijun is only twelve years old. He doesn't
know much English yet.

Sumi (daughter): But I am only fifteen years old.

Mr. Park (Father): I know. But that means you have already learned English in
school. Now I want you to practice your English with me, and with people in
America.

Sumi (daughter): Okay, Dad. But I don't think mom and Taijun are going to be
happy.

Mr. Park (Father): Don't worry! I would explain to your mother and your brother.

Sumi (daughter): Okay, Dad. Good luck!

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Situation 2: Explaining to Mrs. Park and Taijun

(Mr. Park and Sumi go into the living room. Mrs. Park and her son Taijun are
there watching television.)

Mr. Park (Father): Um, I have something I want to tell you.

Mrs. Park (Mother): Okay, but why are you telling me in English?

Mr. Park (Father): Well, that was what I want to tell you. Sumi and I are going
to America next week. That is why I'm practicing my English.

Mrs. Park (Mother): What? You're going where?

Mr. Park (Father): We're going to visit America. I want Sumi to see American and
practice her English.

Mrs. Park (Mother): And when did you decide this?

Mr. Park (Father): I decided it last week.

Mrs. Park (Mother): And why didn't you tell me?

Mr. Park (Father): Well, I wasn't sure until just now.

Mrs. Park (Mother): Why not?

Mr. Park (Father): Because I just asked Sumi.

Mrs. Park (Mother): And what did she say?

Sumi (daughter): I said yes. I really want to visit America, please?

Mrs. Park (Mother): I don't know.

Mr. Park (Father): It would be a very good chance for her to practice her
English and to see many new famous, too.

Sumi (daughter): Yeah, Mom, it would be a good chance, please let me go?

Mrs. Park (Mother): What about Taijun? It's not fair if only Sumi goes?

Taijun(Son): Yeah, what bout me? I want to go, too.

Mr. Park (Father): What? Where did you learn English? You're only twelve!

Taijun(Son): Dad, now you've learned English at evening elementary school. I
started learning English two years ago.

Mr. Park (Father): Okay, Taijun. I promise to take you to America next year. But
this year only Sumi and I will go.

Taijun(Son): Okay.

Mrs. Park (Mother): And what about me? When will I go to America?

Mr. Park (Father): I don't know. But I will buy you a present.

Mrs. Park (Mother): That sounds good. I want a Boborea's coat.

Mr. Park (Father): But those are very expensive.

Mrs. Park (Mother): If you don't buy me a coat, you cannot go to America.

Mr. Park (Father): Okay, you win. I will buy you a Boborea's coat.

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Situation 3: Talking about the Vacation

(Sumi goes home and talks to her father about the vacation.)

Sumi (daughter): Dad, I want to talk to about the trip.

Mr. Park (Father): Okay, what do you want to talk about?

Sumi (daughter): I want to talk about where we will go?

Mr. Park (Father): Well, my sister, your aunt, lives in Los Angeles, so I
thought we would go there first.

Sumi (daughter): Great! Then can we go to New York, Boston and San Francisco?

Mr. Park (Father): I don't know. We will be there only for a week. And New York
and Boston are very far from Los Angeles. But I think we can go to San
Francisco.

Sumi (daughter): Okay, what about Yellow Stone Park and Grant Canyon. Can we go
there, too?

Mr. Park (Father): I don't know about the Yellow Stone, it's also very far. But
the Grant Canyon is pretty close to LA, So maybe we can go there.

Sumi (daughter): That's great! I am going to see LA, San Francisco and the Grant
Canyon.

Mr. Park (Father): I said maybe. I can't promise you anything. First we have to
go there and ask your aunt about traveling inside the United States.

Sumi (daughter): I know, Dad. But I am still very happy anykersidid about this
trip.

Mr. Park (Father): Good. I know we will have fun wherever we go.

Sumi (daughter): Yes, but we'll have more fun if we go to more places.

Mr. Park (Father): That's true. I will try my best to visit San Francisco and
the Grant Canyon.

Sumi (daughter): Thanks, Dad. You're the best.

Mr. Park (Father): Will I still be the best if we only go to Los Angeles?

Sumi (daughter): Of course, you'll always be the best dad to me.

Mr. Park (Father): And you will always be the prettiest daughter to me.

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Situation 4: Going to the Airport

(Next Tuesday comes, and Mr. Park and Sumi are going to the airport.)

Mr. Park (Father): Sumi, are you ready to go?

Sumi (daughter): Almost, I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

Mr. Park (Father): Okay, I'm going to say good-bye to your mother and brother.

(Mr. Park goes into the living room where Mrs. Park and Taijun are waiting.)

Mr. Park (Father): Sumi and I will be leaving in about 5 minutes. Don't worry,
Taijun. We will go next year.

Mrs. Park (Mother): And next year, I will get a Boborea's skirt to go with my
coat.

Mr. Park (Father): No. Next year you can go with us.

Mrs. Park (Mother): What if I don't want to go!

Mr. Park (Father): Then I'll buy you anything you want.

Taijun(Son): I want to go! I don't want a present!

Sumi (daughter): Okay, I'm ready. Let's go!

(Sumi goes to his mother and brother.)

Sumi (daughter): Mom, we'll be back in one week. Don't worry! Taijun, you'll be
good and listen to mom.

Mr. Park (Father): Yes, listen to your mother. We will see you in one week.

Mr. Park (Father): Good-bye!

Sumi (daughter): Good-bye!

Taijun(Son): Good-bye!

Mrs. Park (Mother): Good-bye!

(Mr. Park and Sumi go out the house and get in the car.)

Mr. Park (Father): Let's go!

Sumi (daughter): Yeah! Let's go to America.

Mr. Park (Father): Well, first we have to go to the airport. Do you know the
name of our airport in English?

Sumi (daughter): Yes, it's called Kambao.

Mr. Park (Father): That's right! But its full name is Kambao International
Airport.

Sumi (daughter): Okay, then, let's go to Kambao International Airport and then
to Los Angeles International Airport.

Mr. Park (Father): Very good! You learned quickly.

Sumi (daughter): Of course I do! I'm your daughter!

Mr. Park (Father): That's true. I am pretty smart, too. So you should thank me
for your intelligence.

Sumi (daughter): Thanks, Dad, for the intelligence and for this vacation.

Mr. Park (Father): You are welcome for the vacation. But I really think you
should thank your mother for your intelligence. She is much smarter than I am.

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Situation 5: At the Airport

(Mr. Park and Sumi arrived at Kambao International Airport and get ready to go.)

Mr. Park (Father): We are here! Let's go get our tickets.

Sumi (daughter): What? We don't have tickets yet?

Mr. Park (Father): Yes, we have tickets. But I bought them on the internet. Now
we have to get them.

Sumi (daughter): Okay, where do we have to go to get them?

Mr. Park (Father): Well, We are flying Egana airlines. So we should go to the
Egana ticket window.

Sumi (daughter): Good, let's go!

(Mr. Park and Sumi go the Egana ticket window.)

(a woman): Hello, may I help you?

Mr. Park (Father): Yes, please. My name is Park Jiangyork, and this is my
daughter Park Sumi. We are traveling to Los Angeles today and want to get our
tickets.

(a woman): Please wait here.

(The agent-employ looks at the computer.)

(a woman): Yes, Mr. Park. I have two tickets for you. Here you are. Have a nice
trip!

Sumi (daughter): Thank you very much. Have a nice day!

Mr. Park (Father): Mr. Park takes his ticket and gives the other ticket to Sumi.
Here is your ticket. Don't lose it!

Sumi (daughter): Thanks, Dad.

Mr. Park (Father): You are welcome. Let's go to the restaurant and wait for our
airplane. There are still two hours before we leave.

Sumi (daughter): That sounds good. I am thirsty.

(Mr. Park and Sumi go to the restaurant inside the airport.)

(Waiter): Hello, may I take your order?

Mr. Park ...

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多谢赤竹笛，是你的努力使我又燃起对英语的热情，10月以来我已觉得大有进步，以前
的感觉又找回来了，我每天都看你的帖子，一天看不到好像缺点什么，真的，你收集的
资料很好，很有用。在此多谢！！
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不要谢我，都是网友互相帮助，我也不过一个二传手。^_^

哈哈，通过自己努力，英语有进步就好！

至于帖子文章，因事因时而起，今后能有多少自己还真是没数。

总之，坚持千万，一年半年定有所成！

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前帖有错讹，误以初学版之为普及版。

在 Fri, 28 Nov 2003 21:14:32 +0800 时, "赤竹笛(Red Bamboo Flute)" <x _ t a k u r
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Don't Ever Study English

Listening comprehension tape

Tape two

A day in the life of a typical American family with a student

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Situation one

In the morning

(It is Friday morning. Caiven's Dad comes into his room, but Caiven's
already awake and getting dresses.)

Caiven's Dad : Caiven, you get up early. Is there a reason?

Caiven (Son) : Yeah, Dad. My band has practice this morning before school.

Caiven's Dad : Really? But why so early?

Caiven (Son) : We're playing a school dance party tonight. So we have to
practice this morning.

Caiven's Dad : That's sounds fine. What time is the party?

Caiven (Son) : It starts at the football game, and about eight o'clock.

Caiven's Dad : Yes, but what time does the party end?

Caiven (Son) : I don't know Dad. About midnight.

Caiven's Dad : And what time will you be home?

Caiven (Son) : About one o'clock.

Caiven's Dad : One o'clock! That's pretty late.

Caiven (Son) : I know Dad, but I have to drive my girlfriend, Caren, home.
Indeed, I'm seventeen years old. I'm not a baby any more.

Caiven's Dad : I know that, but I still worry abut you driving your car late
at night.

Caiven (Son) : But Dad, I promise be careful, and you know I don't drink
alcohol.

Caiven's Dad : That's true, but there are other drivers who drunk and
they're dangers.

Caiven (Son) : Okay, Dad. I promise to be home by twelve-thirty, and I
promise to drive safely.

Caiven's Dad : All right then. See you at twelve thirty tonight. Have fine
and be careful!

Caiven (Son) : Thanks, Dad. I will.

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Situation two

Skipping breakfast

(Caiven runs pass the table where his father, mother and sister are getting
ready to eat breakfast.)

Caiven's Dad : Hey¡­hey¡­, Caiven, aren't you going to eat breakfast?

Caiven : No, Dad. I don't have time. The Band meet at seven thirty, and it's
already seventy fifteen.

Caiven's Mom : Still, you should eat something. Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.

Caiven's Dad : Your mother is right, son.

Caiven : Then I'll take some milking cookies, and eat them in the car.

Caiven's Mom : Milking cookies are not a real breakfast. Take an orange and
banana, too.

Caiven's Dad : Yes, Caiven, listen to your mother. She knows best.

Caiven : Okay, Mom. Where is the fruit?

Caiven's Mom : It's in the refrigerator.

(Caiven opens the refrigerator, and takes some orange and banana.)

Caiven : Got it, bye!

Caiven's Dad : Remember to be home by twelve-thirty!

Caiven : I will.

Caiven's Mom : Good bye, dear. Try to be home early!

Caiven : Dad said I could stay out in twelve-thirty.

Caiven's Mom : All right, but don't be late!

Caiven : I won't. I promise. Bye, Mom.

Caiven's Dad : Good luck tonight with your band.

Caiven : Thanks, Dad. Bye!

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Situation Three

Band practice

(Caiven gets in his car and drives to his friend Baran's house where their
band practices.)

Baran : What's up, Caiven?

Caiven : Nothing. What's up with you, Baran?

Baran : The another guys said they will be late, so we're practice in a few
minutes.

Caiven : Cool! I want to talk to you anyway.

Baran : Sure, what do you want to talk about?

Caiven : It's my parents, they¡¯re nice but they tranaper take me too much.

Baran : What you mean? Can you give me an example?

Caiven : Yeah, like tonight. They want me come home by twelve-thirty, even
though they know there is a party. What you think about that?

Baran : I'm not sure. My parents like me come home whenever I want. That's
fine, but sometimes thay said would care about me. Your parents are
straight, but they really love you.

Caiven : Yeah, that's true. But still, I'm not a baby anymore. I have a car
and girlfriend and everything.

Baran : But Caiven, your parents buy you that car, and they buy your a
guitar, too. I don't have a car, and I do work a part-time job by my own
joins.

Caiven : I guess you're right. My parents do a lot for me. I should be
thankful.

Baran : Yes, and since you have a car, can I get a ride to the party today?

Caiven : Yes, but like I said I have to be home by twelve-thirty.

Baran : That is a kind of early, maybe I'll get a ride there with you, and
ride back with someone else.

Caiven : See, you're so luck. You can see other lady's you want.

Baran : Okay, okay, I'll go home with you, too.

Caiven : That's why you¡¯re my best friend.

------------------------------

Situation four

At school

(Caiven and Baran finish parks and drives to school. They have a little time
for school starts and so goes to the cafeteria to talk.)

Baran : Caiven, let's go get coffee at cafeteria. Class to start in ten
minutes.

Caiven : Okay, but I don't like coffee. I'll drink hot chocolate.

Baran : You can drink whatever you want, but let's go! There are some cute
girls in there.

Caiven : Why didn't you say so? I'm going... I'm going...

Baran : You said you want a hot chocolate, right?

Caiven : Right.

(Baran goes up to the corner norders.)

Baran : Could I please have one large coffee and one medium of hot
chocolate?

Waitress : One large coffee and one medium of hot chocolate?

Caiven : Yes!

Waitress : That would be one dollar and ninety-five cents, please.

Baran : Here's two dollars, keep the change.

(Baran takes the drinks backs to Caiven.)

Baran : Caiven, here's your drink.

Caiven : Thanks. What did you want to talk about?

Baran : I didn't want to talk. I just want to look at the girls.

Caiven : You're bad. Do you ever think about anything else, but girls?

Baran : Yes!

Caiven : What?

Baran : Ha¡­ women!

Caiven : You're terrible!

Baran : Yes, but least or most.

Caiven : That's true. I think it's not no more think about girls all the
time. We're seventeen years old.

Baran : Even it's not no more, I can't help it! I love girls!

Caiven : You're not no more, but you're my best friend. So I'll like you
anyway.

Baran : Be quite! Hey, it's time for school. We'll see at lunch. Bye!

Caiven : Later!

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Situation five

US history

(Caiven's first class of the day is US history. His teacher is Mrs. O¡¯
Neil.)

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Good morning, class! Today is Friday. Can anyone tell me what
¡®TGIF¡¯ means?

Caiven : I think it's a restaurant.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Yes, Caiven. It is a restaurant now, but what is the original
meaning?

Caiven : I don't know. You're the history teacher, and you should suppose
teach us.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Very funny. Well, I will teach you. The original meaning of
TGIF is 'Thank God It's Friday'.

Caiven : What does that mean?

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : It means everybody loves Friday.

Caiven : Why?

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Because it is the beginning of the weekend, of course.

Caiven : Yea, it's true. Just like everyone hates Sunday, because it's the
end of the weekend.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Yes, and people hate Mondays, too, because they're the
beginning of a long week of work.

Caiven : And school.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : School is work. It is your job.

Caiven : I know. You don't have to remind me.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Sorry, but even Friday is the school day, so class, please
open your books to page 253. Today, we're going to finish the chapter on the
Word war two.

Caiven : My grandfather fire from the Word war two.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Good, then you should be very interested in it. Why don't you
start reading?

Caiven : No, it's not what I might.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Oh, it's doesn't matter. Just try it!

Caiven : All right.

------------------------------

Situation six

Reading

(The following is the content of Caiven's reading form the US history book.)

Caiven : World war two beginning in Europe. Europe is very far from the
United States, and so, at first, United States was not concern. But the long
war were no the more the United States world, even though the United States
is the self of save many of the friends of Europe danger, England and
tickler were saving no in the Germany. Still, this is not enough to get
United States to five. Some people from the United States even want to
Canada to join the Kernide army to defending Europe.  World war two was the
true war was because born it was Europe and Agar. And Agar and Japanese were
the as bad as the German from Europe. Finally, at 1941, The Japanese band
the United States maybe at Prol harber how why. Only they the United States
doing the feat at the World war two.

(Mrs. O¡¯Neil stops Caiven.)

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Caiven, what do you think of this reading?

Caiven : It's very interesting. My grandfather told me he joined the army in
1943. So that is after prohibit.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : Very good! You see why history is important? In history we
learn not only our country, but also abut our families and ourselves.

Caiven : Yeah, what I think about like that. History is pretty fat after
all.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : What do you mean ¡®after all¡¯? Does that mean what boring
before?

Caiven : No, that's not what I mind.

Mrs. O¡¯Neil : That's Okay. You can be honest.

Caiven : Honestly, it was a little boring.

------------------------------

Situation seven

P.E.

(Caiven's second period class is P.E. We¡¯ll go education. His teacher's Mr.
Nail is also the football coach. )

Mr. Nail : Okay, class. Today, we're going to play football.

Caiven : Mr. Nail, we play football all the week. Can we play a different
game?

Mr. Nail : What other game is there? Football is the best game there is.

Caiven : I don't think so.

Mr. Nail : Really? What do you think is the best game?

Caiven : No one game is the best, but I like soccer.

Mr. Nail : Soccer! Soccer is for the girls and your pines. Americans play
football.

Caiven : But I like soccer. And my friend Merzal says that soccer should be
called football.

Mr. Nail : What? There is only one football!

Caiven : Yeah, but my friend say that soccer with your feet and so it should
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恐怕也就你听写后张贴出来了。:)

在 Wed, 21 Jul 2004 07:31:56 +0800 时, "彼德大帝 peter" <dqi...@sohu.com> 写了:
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"赤竹笛(Red Bamboo Flute)"
是啊，我写了一下，但因为没有原书，所以错的地方太多了，希望有书的朋友能改正
吧。
你的事情搞定了吗？
祝你好运!

工作，就是ADSE了……:)

上了这么多年学，先休息一下，缓过来之后再搞培训……

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