The Contemporary Painting

[Ken Board]

(Thanks to The Gospel Greats for today's humor.  KB)

 

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an

art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.

 

''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist standing nearby,

''is that?''

 

He smiled condescendingly. ''That, my dear lady, is supposed

to be a mother and her child.''

 

''Well, then,'' snapped the little old lady, "Why isn't it?"

 

 

Ken Board

Missionary to Japan