Re: SUCK OR ADDICT

[� Reality Check� �]

"The BIG N" <ni...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:990f6f39-3507-44d1...@l33g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> With Halloween just around the corner, no doubt our encroaching
> haunted attractions - the panty-nanny enclave - will be dressing the
> part.
>
> - Fully wrapped in an array of of silky purple, blue, and crimson
> scarves, Fat Nits Watson will appear as a hemorrhoid.
>
> - Mincing Babs Broughton in an elegant Gothic Lolita ensemble complete
> with a good petticoat, bloomers, and over-the-knee socks and a fine
> pair of Mary-Janes for the feet, topped off with a nice pink Alice Bow
> on on top or to the side of the head. Attention to curly-lock wig is
> very important especially when hiding a comb-over.
>
> - Financial austerity is no doubt in order for Troll Twinky Shane with
> rising iphone usage service charges and "app" costs. The Twinkster,
> polishing his tiara, therefore has decided to go with last year's
> ballerina costume eventhough the tutu might have to be let-out a bit.
>
> -Angry and Frustrated Lout Nerdy will be picking another costume from
> the cover of his favorite Village People albums, Oh, Nerdy, go as the
> Biker-guy with the leathers, you macho tough guy you!! "Y-M-C-A!!!"
>
> - Reactionary-Chick will just pull from the closet a favorite
> polyester suit, attach her favorite clown nose and . . . well, there
> you are.
>
> LOL!! Good post, TBN, you are one clever son-of-a-bitch!!
>
> Happy Hallow-trolling you pitiful ghouls. LOL!
>
> TBN - Fire'n 'em up, BOO!!

And the Big Nancy will dress as a lowlife drug addict, with stench emitting
ash trays glued over her leather-skinned cancerous corpse.

Suck faster and harder now Big Nancy, your addiction commands it!