I CONFESS!!! I'm Not An American, I Don't Live In The USA And I Have No Job - But I Can't Stop Thinking About Obama All The Time - He's A Nightmare To Fascists Like Me!!

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Since Obama was elected, I've been having a full blown Right Wing Fascist Melt
Down!!!!!

My Neurotic, Psychopathic Bitterness - An All Consuming Racist Hatred and
Obsession Towards Barack Obama, - The 44th and current President of the United
States.

As a retired lazy unionized civil servant living in Canada on a government
pension and someone who has no friends or family, it's affected my mental
health and the boredom has turned me into a pathological liar and a bitter old
mental case who hates the world. I pretend to be an American, I pretend to
be a capitalist (but how can I be one if I never worked a day in my life for
anybody but the government?) and I pretend to be a Republican, despite how my
lies and bitter hatred only drag the party through the mud and make liberals
look good. If you read the right wing idiots in these newsgroups, you can
tell that they amount to a rag-tag mob of drunken serial liars and nothing
more. I'm just a chronic alcoholic and a boozed up loser in life, much
like most of the Republicans who post here. I'm also a pathetic attention
whore who lacks the intelligence to see that my shallow and obvious attempts
at right wing, anti-liberal spin are met with jeers; everyone laughs at me,
not with me. Don't worry, you won't be seeing my fat, elderly Canadian ass
in your shit hole of a country any more. Homeland Security has banned me
from entry years ago. Besides, I need a Canadian passport and Canada doesn't
grant passports to felons and nobody my age can afford health insurance in the
US, so if I got sick down there you would have to smother me with a pillow.
I rely on socialism to survive every day. I'm just a mentally ill know
nothing who believes that everyone is a gullible swine like me.
Sincerely,
Ross John Lambourn,
Lucan, Ontario Canada
--
Everywhere we come upon the ease
with which people passed from Conservatism
to what were in theory its most virulent
enemies Fascism and Nazism. Prescott Bush
was a close friend and business partner with
Adolf Hitler and the apple never falls far
from the tree".--Robert Conquest