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Sunny Malone

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Dec 20, 2009, 5:32:10 PM12/20/09
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LOL, I love the scathing sarcasm in this post:


Emboldened by the widespread granting of "straight" rights, yet
another deviant heterosexual has been arrested for bestiality - the
next perverted stop on the slippery slope of "tolerance" for these
degenerates who will have sex with anyone or any animal, as long as
it's an act of opposite-sex "love."
An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
Valley harness track, authorities said Friday. Erick Rivera was
charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and
burglary after a six-month investigation at the Goshen Historic Track
in Orange County. Rivera sneaked into the track at night from his
nearby rented room and abused the animals, Goshen Village Police Chief
James Watt said. Horsemen became suspicious beginning in July when
they found the fillies bridled and immobilized in their stalls during
morning checks.


We can expect that this revolting case will be defended by the
infamous North American Man-Filly Love Association (NAMFLA), whose
disgusting motto is "My Mount Is A Mare." America is doomed. Praise
His Name!

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/12/another-heterosexual-pervert-busted-for.html

Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names

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Dec 20, 2009, 6:11:49 PM12/20/09
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Do you suppose he's an anti-abortion Republican like Neal Horsley?


http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1765-Underground-Examiner~y2009m4d28-Georgia-Creationist-Party-Candidate-Neal-Horsley-runs-on-secessionist-platform

Rude Pundit likes to tell the joke about a man sitting in a bar who
says to no one in particular, "A man can spend his life building
bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend
his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you
screw one goat . . ."

When you're a reporter, you occasionally have to ask uncomfortable
questions of someone. In this case, I landed an interview with the
Georgia Creator's Rights Party candidate for governor, Neal Horsley,
who is running on the secessionist platform. During the course of my
research, I stumbled upon the fact that Horsley had screwed a mule.
(Horsely originally fessed up in an Esquire article, which was picked
up by Alan Colmes.) At that point, the campaign, the crusade,
everything else kind of takes a backseat to the fact that he screwed a
mule.

How exactly does one go about asking that one? Do you throw that
question in at the end of interview, all casual like?

I first learned about Neal Horsley when he sent me an email telling me
he had been following my articles on secession and wondered if I could
help him get in contact with the head of the Georgia Militia. I told
him, sadly, no, but was curious about a link to a website he gave me
for his campaign for governor. And then, there was the mule thing,
which I'll get to.

He is running on the "nullification platform", which is kind of
secessionist lite. Though, looking over his platform, there doesn't
appear to be anything lite about it. But we'll get to that later.

Now, about the mule. Here's a snippet of his confession on Alan
Colmes:

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia,
your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in
Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed
from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who
grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and
"and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm
saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are
growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If
it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex
with it."

Yep. There was no way we weren't going to ask about that one. It was
just a matter of how. We worked in the question somewhat delicately
this way: "So, as a candidate for Governor, are you worried about any
skeletons in your closet that might get aired in the course of the
campaign?"

"No, that's why I'm running for Governor because I don't have any
skeletons in my closet," he says. " I�ve talked about things people
would never have talked about. Any skeletons I have, I take them out
and rattle them around."

"What kinds of things?" I ask.

Without missing a beat, he says, "You know what you�re thinking about
has been out there..."

"We're talking about the mule now?"

Yes, he says. The mule.

"A small mule?" I ask.

"No, a full grown mule," he says. "She loved me, though."

We both laugh, but I'm still trying to figure out the logistics. How
big is this thing? The size of a horse, he says.

"All I had to do was give her an ear of corn." He laughs again. "She
was a [prostitute] mule."

"How did you reach?"

"I don't know... I stood on something. The kicker is, as soon as I was
done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone
that before."

That's right, my friends. This is an Underground exclusive.

Not only that, but Horsley has had sex with men. He was in the Air
Force, it was a cold night, yadda, yadda, yadda, he had sex with him,
ahem, the way he did the mule. "It was gross," he says.

Really? He hadn't described the mule that way.

"I've [screwed] a watermelon," he says. And that's just for starters.
He's had sex with just about everything it's physically possible to
have sex with, and some that isn't. "How many times have I masturbated
in my life?" he asks. Now he's 65 and orgasm-free for two years (his
wife finally divorced him -- too much "drama", she said). "The bottom
line is, I never treated it as if it were not a sin."

Good to know.

Sunny Malone

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Dec 20, 2009, 6:41:35 PM12/20/09
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On Dec 20, 6:11 pm, Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names

<PopUlist...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:32:10 -0800 (PST), Sunny Malone
>
>
>
> <sunnymal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >LOL, I love the scathing sarcasm in this post:
>
> >Emboldened by the widespread granting of "straight" rights, yet
> >another deviant heterosexual has been arrested for bestiality - the
> >next perverted stop on the slippery slope of "tolerance" for these
> >degenerates who will have sex with anyone or any animal, as long as
> >it's an act of opposite-sex "love."
> >An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
> >Valley harness track, authorities said Friday. Erick Rivera was
> >charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and
> >burglary after a six-month investigation at the Goshen Historic Track
> >in Orange County. Rivera sneaked into the track at night from his
> >nearby rented room and abused the animals, Goshen Village Police Chief
> >James Watt said. Horsemen became suspicious beginning in July when
> >they found the fillies bridled and immobilized in their stalls during
> >morning checks.
>
> >We can expect that this revolting case will be defended by the
> >infamous North American Man-Filly Love Association (NAMFLA), whose
> >disgusting motto is "My Mount Is A Mare." America is doomed. Praise
> >His Name!
>
> >http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/12/another-heterosexual-pervert-bus...

>
> Do you suppose he's an anti-abortion Republican like Neal Horsley?
>
> http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1765-Underground-Examiner~y2009m4d...
>

ROTFLMFAO! The guy was actually named "Horsley" too, how appropriate.

porkypine

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Dec 20, 2009, 7:23:16 PM12/20/09
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You're the dude bringing up this perverted stuff. I take it you have a
subliminal fascination with it? I suppose the term would be "anal
retentative". Do you harbor these repressed feelings? I would imagine
you seek it out online to sate your appetite for it?.

Barack Hussein

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Dec 20, 2009, 11:12:34 PM12/20/09
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In article <vpfti51spbnt2kho4...@4ax.com>

Homosexuals love that kind of stff. They can engage in their
favorite fisting perversions until a horse or cow kicks them to
death.


Sunny Malone

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Dec 21, 2009, 5:27:18 AM12/21/09
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On Dec 20, 11:12 pm, "Barack Hussein" <obama-bi...@2008.com> wrote:
>
> Homosexuals love that kind of stff.  They can engage in their
> favorite fisting perversions until a horse or cow kicks them to
> death.

This perv was doing a MARE. In case you don't know, that's a FEMALE
horse, thus making this perv a heterosexual

Patriot Games

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Dec 21, 2009, 4:32:52 PM12/21/09
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On Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:32:10 -0800 (PST), Sunny Malone
<sunny...@gmail.com> wrote:
>An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
>Valley harness track, authorities said Friday.

Blue State perverts.

>Erick Rivera

Beaner.

>http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/12/another-heterosexual-pervert-busted-for.html

Looks like a Faggot website...

And since this happenned in America its none of your business,
Canadian Bull Dyke.

Peter Principle

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Dec 25, 2009, 5:19:48 PM12/25/09
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On 20 Dec 2009, Sunny Malone <sunny...@gmail.com> posted some
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> An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
> Valley harness track, authorities said Friday. Erick Rivera was
> charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and
> burglary after a six-month investigation at the Goshen Historic Track
> in Orange County.
>

Did you shove your dildo up your ass while fantasizing about horse cocks?

rudolph (the red)

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Dec 25, 2009, 6:41:03 PM12/25/09
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"Peter Principle" <petes...@SNIPITgmail.com> wrote in message
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> On 20 Dec 2009, Sunny Malone <sunny...@gmail.com> posted some
> news:93105efc-9ef4-4e15...@33g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>> An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
>> Valley harness track, authorities said Friday. Erick Rivera was
>> charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and
>> burglary

====================================================


burglary??? You mean he used a crowbar to open up the horse's arse .....
Did that cause you any pain?


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Gradon Beacom

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Dec 25, 2009, 8:10:52 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 6:41 pm, "rudolph \(the red\)" <N...@deetspris.com> wrote:
> "Peter Principle" <petesfe...@SNIPITgmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Xns9CEC91C68...@94.75.214.90...
>
> > On 20 Dec 2009, Sunny Malone <sunnymal...@gmail.com> posted some

> >news:93105efc-9ef4-4e15...@33g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>
> >> An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
> >> Valley harness track, authorities said Friday. Erick Rivera was
> >> charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and
> >> burglary
>
> ====================================================
>
> burglary???    You mean he used a crowbar to open up the horse's arse .....
> Did that cause you any pain?
>

Neal Horsley, a Republican anti-abortion advocate admitted to having
sex with a donkey on the radio.


Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pUuumRGmzA

But he excused himself because he was young, and engaging in "natural
curiosity". LOL!

And if you're talking about the need for a crowbar. You should talk
to the numerous veterinarians out there who have broken their arms in
the past, by shoving their arm up the vaginal canal of a birthing
horse or bovine.

sparky

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Dec 25, 2009, 8:39:38 PM12/25/09
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He was trying to emulate the great prophet mohamed but he could not
find any camels.

rudolph (the red)

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Dec 25, 2009, 8:40:59 PM12/25/09
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"Gradon Beacom" <agamem...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 25, 6:41 pm, "rudolph \(the red\)" <N...@deetspris.com> wrote:
> "Peter Principle" <petesfe...@SNIPITgmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Xns9CEC91C68...@94.75.214.90...
>
> > On 20 Dec 2009, Sunny Malone <sunnymal...@gmail.com> posted some
> >news:93105efc-9ef4-4e15...@33g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>
> >> An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
> >> Valley harness track, authorities said Friday. Erick Rivera was
> >> charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and
> >> burglary
>
> ====================================================
>
> burglary??? You mean he used a crowbar to open up the horse's arse .....
> Did that cause you any pain?
>

Neal Horsley, a Republican anti-abortion advocate admitted to having
sex with a donkey on the radio.

=======================================================
Was it oral sex? Are you sure it was a donkey? I mean he was kneeling
horsely

Gradon Beacom

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Dec 25, 2009, 8:50:38 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 8:39 pm, sparky <sparky...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>  He was trying to emulate the great prophet mohamed but he could not
> find any camels.

What ever you want to invent. After all, that's how things go with
you guys these days.

Never let an admission of guilt intrude on evidence, even when it's a
confession of guilt.

Always say something like you just did instead.

And for Christ's sake. I didn't even bring up religion. You did!

Happy Christmas.

rudolph (the red)

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"sparky" <spar...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> He was trying to emulate the great prophet mohamed but he could not
> find any camels.

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He could have gone to Scotland or Cape Breton, then too he might have
picked up a pack of putrid American cigarettes

Gradon Beacom

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Dec 25, 2009, 8:52:27 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 8:40 pm, "rudolph \(the red\)" <N...@deetspris.com> wrote:
> "Gradon Beacom" <agamemnon...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

>
> news:035511f1-4d6f-443a...@h9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 25, 6:41 pm, "rudolph \(the red\)" <N...@deetspris.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > "Peter Principle" <petesfe...@SNIPITgmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:Xns9CEC91C68...@94.75.214.90...
>
> > > On 20 Dec 2009, Sunny Malone <sunnymal...@gmail.com> posted some
> > >news:93105efc-9ef4-4e15...@33g2000vbe.googlegroups.com:
>
> > >> An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson
> > >> Valley harness track, authorities said Friday. Erick Rivera was
> > >> charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and
> > >> burglary
>
> > ====================================================
>
> > burglary??? You mean he used a crowbar to open up the horse's arse .....
> > Did that cause you any pain?
>
> Neal Horsley, a Republican anti-abortion advocate admitted to having
> sex with a donkey on the radio.
> =======================================================
> Was it oral sex?  Are you sure it was a donkey? I mean he was kneeling
> horsely

I'm sorry. I stand corrected. If you listen to the tape of Horsley,
it was a Mule.

That totally discredits everything I just said. :)

Gradon Beacom

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Dec 25, 2009, 9:05:25 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 8:51 pm, "rudolph \(the red\)" <N...@deetspris.com> wrote:
> "sparky" <sparky...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

Nothing like Marlboro cigarettes. They sucked so bad when I smoked.

Camels were the closest to Canadian and British smokes down south.

Cape Breton? I have a friend outside of Louisbourg (a 100 Klicks or
so).

He makes solid 6 figure money as a steam fitter building a refinery, 3
thousand miles away in Ft. Mac. Alberta.

He plans on retiring with his family by 2012.


His mortgage on a 50 acre piece of land on the Ocean on Cape Breton is
cheaper than what his insurance cost him on two cars in Toronto.

rudolph (the red)

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Dec 25, 2009, 10:23:19 PM12/25/09
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"Gradon Beacom" <agamem...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Yeah Gradon you got the place alright ...... but sshhhh we don't want to be
overrun with 'grabby' people.
100 clicks from Louisburg ..... which direction?
This is not James I conversing with is it?

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