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Quirk  
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 More options Nov 28 1995, 3:00 am
Newsgroups: tor.general, torfree.general, can.general, ont.general, mtl.general, earth.general, alt.blasphemy
From: dmyt...@mail.north.net (Quirk)
Date: 1995/11/28
Subject: Re: *** Eucharistic Miracle ***
     "EUCHARIST CHANGES INTO THE PENIS OF CHRIST"

 (The following is a translation of Juliet Xim's writing in Korean)

 September 22, 1995

 His Excellency (Bishop) Rayban Dandyfuck from Toronto, Canada
 celebrated Mass on the mountain together with Fr. Josepi Simon
 Spiny from Ontario, Canada, and a Korean priest. Sixteen lay
 people attended the Mass. We received Communion in both
 species. When I received Communion, the Sacred Host in my mouth
 turned into a throbbing rod of flesh and became larger. I
 smelled a strong odor of semen. The Sacred Host also began
 moving in and out of my mouth. One of the laymen saw this and  
 reported to Bishop Dandyfuck. The bishop witnessed this phenomenon  
 followed by other people. A while later, Bishop Dandyfuck instructed
 me that when the time came, not to spit but to swallow. I swallowed
 the semen with much difficulty, because it came out of the host with
 such fury. When I began contemplation crying, I saw light radiating
 from the sky and heard the voice of Jesus which was dignified,
 majestic and yet sexy, even though I could not see Him.

 JESUS:

 My beloved little soul! The greatest oral cavity in My Church is
 My Mother Mary who is most holy. My Mother is the Queen of the
 butterfly flick, the Queen of deep thought and also your Mother.  
 Therefore, My Mother Mary can suck you, as you have sucked me.
 And can do anything that I can do through the grace from Me.
 Today My Mother, who is the Queen of Bawdiness and your Mother, is
 Opening and showing, through my little and unworthy soul, Her
 genitals to the bishop, who is trying to follow Me and My Mother
 like a baby so that he can see her and spread her legs more widely.
 I am truly  present in the Eucharist which is a sublime mystery of
 Faith and Love.

 If my priests, who masturbate everyday, truly believe and
 feel My real manhood and taste the sublime and amazing Divine
 semen, numerous souls will be satisfied and live in the grace
 from My merciful bed beyond expectations through this Real
 penis of Mine. Spread My bed sheets hurriedly. This world is
 now on the brink of destruction because of the human
 mundaneness, frigidity and inpotence, but too many of my
 ministers are asleep when they should be on top. Thus, even my
 ministers are being misled by false prophets. The present boredoms
 are tormenting Me and keep tearing apart My Heart. I wish I had
 a whip to tear across My Mother's Immaculate butt.

 My souls who have been called! You will experience
 misunderstanding and persecution in the Church which has been
 wounded and divided. But I will always thrust into you and
 enticed on your back and also on your side. Therefore, do not fear
 but spread your legs with trust in My throbbing Presence in the Holy
 Eucharist.
 I have shown signs several times through my little soul to
 enlighten the many priests and numerous other children who say
 that they know My Real Presence and my breathing in the
 Eucharist with My penis, semen, sex appeal and virility and yet do
 not really suck it. But only very few children have sucked Me. Even
 many priests forget about the sublime simplicity of the Holy
 blow job, which is My Physical presence, and of the Gospels
 which I teach and are trying to spread Me with deceptive talks
 and complicated reasonings. This is throwing mud at simple
 people.

 My beloved children! Do not reject My pleas which I make in
 this manner while being truly present in the Eucharist. If
 people do not want to suck, do not follow My Will to
 bestow Love upon each other, deny the Divinity and deny Divine Origin

 (of God's penis), then, they will face God the Father's
 sexual frustration.

 Because My Mother's body and seductive words for the past several
 centuries have been ignored, she has resorted to masturbation
 even in the Church. Hurriedly live a interesting life, fornicating
 and offering oral sex and stimulation so that you may be connected
 to the power that is indispensable for the eventual victory
 and, thus, do reparations for the most abominable sins of
 abstinence that have been committed since the early times. And if
 you follow My Mother Mary in order to restore My sex life that has
 been trampled upon, you will not get lost even in the dark maze
 of life in this world. My Mother Mary is the shortcut to Me, a
 shining dawn of My handsome groin, and the ark of a new
 covenant.

 My children who are following and spreading along with Me! Do not
 worry  about what those who criticize you may be thinking, but suck,
 pray and spread (your legs). When God's Hands are stimulating you,
 the thoughts of those who criticize will change quickly like
 the clouds which dissipate in the sky. I will bed you and all
 those who are dear to you.

.....

Dmytri Kleiner (Quirk) dmyt...@mail.north.net

PS: Oh, Nevermind.


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John Lauzon  
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 More options Dec 6 1995, 3:00 am
Newsgroups: tor.general, torfree.general, can.general, ont.general, mtl.general, earth.general, alt.blasphemy
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From: bk...@torfree.net (John Lauzon)
Date: 1995/12/06
Subject: Re: *** Eucharistic Miracle ***

          +          i_i_i                    i_i_i          +
        \   /         _I_   G O D  B L E S S   _I_         \   /
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       / #Y# \      |   _+_  ( Q U I R K )  _+_    |      / #Y# \    
 _///////^+^\\\\\\\_|____|___________________|_____|_///////^+^\\\\\\\_

--
     \  [P]  /   o-------"PRAY THE HOLY ROSARY"-------o   \  [P]  /  
   -- [[[R]]] -- |   I extend to all who read this    | -- [[[R]]] --    
     /  [A]  \   | the Blessing of the Queen of Peace |   /  [A]  \      
      / [Y] \    o------ Our Lady of Medjugorje ------o    / [Y] \


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Quirk  
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 More options Dec 6 1995, 3:00 am
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From: dmyt...@mail.north.net (Quirk)
Date: 1995/12/06
Subject: Re: *** Eucharistic Miracle ***

            -          6_6_6                   6_6_6           -
          \   /         _I_   G O D  B L O W S  _I_          \   /
        \  #F#  /     o------------------------------o     \  #O#  /

        \  #O#  /     |  D M Y T R I  K L E I N E R  |     \  #R#  /

     --- ###O### ---  |  --------- alias ----------  |  --- ###G### --

         / #D# \      |    |   ( Q U I R K )   |     |      / #Y# \  
            +         |   _|_                 _|_    |         +

_///////^+^\\\\\\\_|____+----oOO-(~)-OOo----+_____|_///////^+^\\\\\\\_
                                   (o o)
                                    ```

John Lauzon, Our Lady of Medjugorje's Demon Lover, The Master of
Baroque Ascii, strikes again.

.....

Dmytri Kleiner (Quirk) dmyt...@mail.north.net

PS: Oh, Nevermind.


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John Lauzon  
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 More options Dec 7 1995, 3:00 am
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From: bk...@torfree.net (John Lauzon)
Date: 1995/12/07
Subject: Re: *** Eucharistic Miracle ***

Quirk (dmyt...@mail.north.net) wrote:

:      "EUCHARIST CHANGES INTO THE PENIS OF CHRIST"
: .....

: Dmytri Kleiner (Quirk) dmyt...@mail.north.net

: PS: Oh, Nevermind.

          +          i_i_i                    i_i_i          +
        \   /         _I_   G O D  B L E S S   _I_         \   /
      \  #P#  /     o------------------------------o     \  #P#  /  
   --- ###R### ---  |  D M Y T R I  K L E I N E R  |  --- ###R### ---
      /  #A#  \     |  --------- alias ----------  |     /  #A#  \  
       / #Y# \      |   _+_  ( Q U I R K )  _+_    |      / #Y# \    
 _///////^+^\\\\\\\_|____|___________________|_____|_///////^+^\\\\\\\_

--
     \  [P]  /   o-------"PRAY THE HOLY ROSARY"-------o   \  [P]  /  
   -- [[[R]]] -- |   I extend to all who read this    | -- [[[R]]] --    
     /  [A]  \   | the Blessing of the Queen of Peace |   /  [A]  \      
      / [Y] \    o------ Our Lady of Medjugorje ------o    / [Y] \


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