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-Date      13 Décembre 2006
-Show number          6

 -Simple-net.ca <http://simple-net.ca/>

-Gomme Crazy glue.... osthti!!!!!!

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-j'ai aidé une femme qui devait nourrir son petit

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-Simple-Net promo
-Toune de   Ummite: Vague Valse

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*SECOND SEGMENT
*--Game Tech Support requests:
 -Annonces caves: Le monde qui gueule après leur balayeuse en faisant
semblant que c'est une personne qui ne performe pas
-Annonce cave: Le monde qui se réveille le matin, tout excité, pour aller
pogner le dépliant à leur porte pour un magasin de linge, qui inclut 10$ de
rabais
-Annonce cave: L'annonce de Nissan où la fille pis le gars amènent un
serpent pis un rat dans le char, pour annoncer un coffre qui se divise. Ya
des cages.
-Les genres de RealTV.... arrête de passer le clip 10 en 30 secondes pis
de passer des commentaires inutiles.... back to back c'est fine.

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Artist:              Icicle
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*Dumb answers of intelligence chief
<http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>*Silvestre Reyes, the Democrat
chosen to head the House of Representatives
committee, was asked whether members of al-Qaeda came from the Sunni or the
Shia branch of Islam. "Al-Qaeda, they have both," he answered, adding:
"Predominantly probably Shi'ite." In fact, al-Qaeda was founded by Osama bin
Laden as a Sunni organisation and views Shia Muslims as heretics.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

*Olmert admet (presque) l'existence de la bombe
israélienne<http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/12/13/124731.html>
* Lapsus ou pas? Pour la première fois, un premier ministre israélien a
laissé entendre que son pays possède l'arme nucléaire. C'est un secret de
Polichinelle, mais la petite phrase d'Éhoud Olmert a suscité une certaine
émotion dans son pays. À la demande des États-Unis, la position officielle
de l'État hébreu a en effet toujours été de ne pas reconnaître qu'Israël est
une puissance nucléaire. Ce qu'elle est pourtant depuis 1967.
Suite<http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/12/13/124731.html>

URL: http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/12/13/124731.html

*Oh come ON, now! <http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>*

A four-year-old hugged his teachers aide and was put into in-school
suspension, according to the father.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

BELLMEAD-   A four-year-old hugged his teachers aide and was put into
in-school suspension, according to the father.  But La Vega school
administrators have a different story.

Damarcus Blackwell's four-year-old son was lining-up to get on the bus after
school last month, when he was accused of rubbing his face in the chest of a
female employee.

The prinicipal of La Vega Primary School sent a letter to the Blackwells
that said the pre-kindergartener demonstrated "inappropriate physical
behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harassment."

Blackwell says it's ridiculous that the aide would misread a hug from a
four-year-old.  Blackwell wrote to administrators demanding that the whole
incident be expunged from his son's academic file because his son is too
young to know what it means to act sexually.

David Davis, the executive director of the Advocacy Center in Waco tends to
agree with Blackwell.  He says assuming the boy has not had sexual
encounters, or been inappropriately exposed to pornography, most
four-year-olds are sexually innocent.

Blackwell got a response  from the La Vega administration.  The sexual
references on the discipline referral were removed.  But the thing that
makes Blackwell most upset is they told him "your request for an apology by
the aide and removal of all paperwork regarding this incident is denied."
Now the young student's file will refer to the incident as "inappropriate
physical contact."  And Blackwell says he will continue to fight the
district.

La Vega I.S.D. administrators told News Channel 25 they couldn't comment on
this case because of student privacy issues.

*Teacher calls Muslim student 'terrorist'<http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>
* He said no, you've come into my classroom, you've moved desks, and that's
when he outburst (sic), said no, I don't want to negotiate with a terrorist.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

*Nativity scenes are out, carols are banned, and don't dare wish anyone
merry Christmas: the festive season,
US-style<http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>
* Between craven self-censorship and government fiat, mention of Christmas
has become equivalent to public farting in the United States. No hip
American urbanite would be caught dead this December shouting anything more
doctrinally specific than "Happy Holidays!" Meantime the American Civil
Liberties Union has been suing the bejesus - whoops! - suing the pants off
local authorities who sanction nativity scenes on public property. School
boards across the country have banned carols such as Silent Night in holiday
assemblies. Frosty the Snowman is tolerable, but the ACLU has threatened to
sue a school in Colorado for permitting Jingle Bells, which makes Jewish
students no longer feel welcome. In New York City, public schools, menorahs
and Islamic symbols are acceptable, but not nativity scenes. Teachers in
Sacramento have been forbidden to use the word Christmas in the classroom,
Illinois state government employees forbidden to say "Merry Christmas" on
the job.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

*Group seeks probe of evangelical military
video<http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>
* A watchdog group that promotes religious freedom in the U.S. military
accused senior officers on Monday using their rank and influence to coerce
soldiers and airmen into adopting evangelical Christianity. Such
proselytizing, according to the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, has
created a core of "radical" Christians within the U.S. armed forces and
Pentagon who punish those who do not accept evangelical beliefs by stalling
their careers.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

*Trees Being Returned to SeaTac Airport <http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>
* Christmas trees are going back up at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.
Pat Davis, president of the Port of Seattle commission, which directs
airport operations, said late Monday that maintenance staff would restore
the 14 plastic holiday trees, festooned with red ribbons and bows, that were
removed over the weekend because of a rabbi's complaint that holiday decor
did not include a menorah.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

*Abduction of Women on the Rise <http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>* "I was
taken by Americans for three days recently," Um Ahmed told IPS in Baghdad.
"They told me they would rape me if I didn't tell them where my husband was,
but I really didn't know." She said that she was turned over to the Iraqi
National Guard "who were even worse than the Americans." Her husband
eventually surrendered to the U.S. military, but she continued to be held
"to apply pressure on him to confess things he never did," she said. "They
told him they would rape me right in front of him if he did not confess he
was a terrorist. They forced me to watch them beat him hard until he told
them what they wanted to hear."

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

*C-130J: un achat controversé<http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/12/12/124687.html>
* Ottawa -- Le gouvernement fédéral va dépenser 4,9 milliards de dollars
pour l'achat et l'entretien de 17 avions C-130J, le nouvel appareil de
l'avionneur américain Lockheed Martin qui remplacera les vieux Hercules des
Forces armées canadiennes. Or, cet avion a connu tellement de problèmes dans
les dernières années que le Pentagone, aux États-Unis, a tenté de faire
annuler le contrat d'achat passé avec Lockheed Martin.
Suite<http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/12/12/124687.html>

URL: http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/12/12/124687.html

*Dutch art company releases "dinner conversation" DVD for solo
diners<http://feeds.engadget.com/~r/weblogsinc/engadget/~3/60206401/>
*

Filed under: Home
Entertainment<http://www.engadget.com/category/homeentertainment/>
 <http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005787152>
On the occasions that we have to
cook<http://www.engadget.com/2006/01/28/dinner-is-finally-served-tmios-con...>and
eat a meal solo, we usually accompany it with a side of the internet,
a
DVD, or possibly, if we're feeling really old-school, a book. But
apparently, those current offerings aren't good enough for some folks.
That's why a Dutch art company, Tilburgs CowBoys and Theater NWE Vorst, has
put together a film that you can watch while having dinner this holiday
season, so it won't feel like you're eating alone. According to *The
Uber-Review*, there are six different options to choose from, ranging from
"romantic evening" or "a good discussion." We're not really sure how
lifelike a one-way dinner discussion can be, which is why we'd just as soon
cuddle up with an old James Bond <http://engadget.com/tag/jamesbond> flick
over a dinner-for-one, but perhaps those haven't reached The Netherlands
yet.

[Via The Uber-Review<http://www.uberreview.com/2006/12/xmas-dinner-for-one-dvd-new-friends...>
]

URL: http://feeds.engadget.com/~r/weblogsinc/engadget/~3/60206401/

*Nation's energy grid could power almost 185 million electric
cars<http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?i=790db1eb8a15c04720c42d011f344ccf>
* A Department of Energy report shows that the U.S. energy grid could
support up to 185 million electric or hybrid cars. The department believes a
switch to the newer vehicles would clean up the environment and could even
improve our national security situation by reducing the need for imported
oil.

URL: http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?i=790db1eb8a15c04720c42d011f344ccf

 *To the women who work in my office... I hate
you<http://digg.com/software/To_the_women_who_work_in_my_office_I_hate_you>
*

This is a very funny rant on craigslist - it made the "best of" page. My
favorite: "To the Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don't know exactly what
you do for this company, but I know far too much about your personal life.
When you talk to your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling
him it felt so good when he slipped his..."

URL: http://digg.com/software/To_the_women_who_work_in_my_office_I_hate_you
To the women who work in my office... I hate you
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Date: 2006-11-10, 4:56PM EST

Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don't know how
you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate
grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is
no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are
answering the phone and you say something like "who you callin' for?" or "he
in a meetin' right now" or my personal favorite, "who this is?" I bet the
people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too.
I also can't stand when I get message notes from you that are written like
so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of
aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your
job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can't
do either of those things!

Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body
odor! I'm not talking a little stench here and there I am talking everyday
when you walk into the building people drop dead. I don't know how you don't
notice it. I'm going to buy you deodorant for Christmas.

Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don't know exactly what you do for this
company, but I know far too much about your personal life. When you talk to
your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling him it felt so
good when he slipped his hard dick into your fat ass! Yea I heard that, and
so does everyone else that walks by your suite when you are on the phone.
It's disgusting, and we don't want to hear about it, so keep your voice
down.

Blonde woman who works for accounting- I know that you are 30, not 25 and I
also know that at the Christmas party last year you had sex with the bosses
son in the broom closet and that he got you pregnant. Please don't insult me
in front of our coworkers again or I will tell everyone.

Hot girl that works in sales- When you wear that brown skirt with the white
flower on the bottom and you sit down, we can all see that you don't wear
panties.

Boss' old receptionist- My name is not, John, Jason, Jack, Jim or Jared…
it's Evan.

Middle age woman who works in reception- Your job is not that hard. You
answer phones, put people on hold, and take messages. I don't care that you
were up late cleaning the house or that you sat up all night waiting for you
delinquent son to get home, that does not give you a reason to get rude with
a customer or walk around bitching about how your job is so stressful. Half
of us come in still drunk from the night before, but we never yell at
clients, bitch about our family members or say our jobs are soooo hard.

Pregnant bitch- There is only one of you, so no need for further description
but let it be known that you are not the first person to ever get knocked
up! You are not the first person to get heart burn, you are not the first
person to get morning sickness. You are not the first person to pee their
pants because the baby put too much pressure on your bladder and you
certainly are not the first person who has had strange cravings for cheese
and anchovies. Stop complaining about it!

Little intern girl- You are so cute with your stringy brown hair, acne and
braces but your coffee skills are lacking. All I ever want is a large black
coffee but you seem to thing that I would rather a low-fat latte, or a
caramel machiato, or even a Chai Tea. Nope I don't want those, I just want a
damn black coffee! Also, you obviously don't know your alphabet because my
filing cabinet is a mess. F does not come after R, sweetie. Do you want to
flunk the class you are doing this internship for? No? You better shape your
ass up and get me the right coffee then!

Pretty girl who is head of the writing department- You are the only girl who
works in this office that I can stand. You greet me every morning with a
bright smile and a cheery hello. And you are so damn smart. No wonder you
are 22 and head of the department that could pretty much make or break our
company. One time I asked you the Circumference of the earth and you kew it!
Usually I would think that is weird and dork but from you, I find it really
hot. I also like that you are the only girl in the company that hasn't slept
with someone that works with us. But for the record, if you slept with me, I
wouldn't respect you any less.

Hispanic girl who works in design- You wear way too much makeup, I hate that
you draw your eyebrows on, and I'm pretty sure you have an adams apple and
are a man.

35 year old secretary- You have a 20 year old son, and a 15 year old son...
yet you dress like you are 16. I would be embarrassed to be your children.
Oh and you look really stupid when you wear that plaid school-girl skirt
with the white tights and hooker boots. This is an office... not a brothel.

*German legislation would jail FPS
gamers<http://feeds.engadget.com/~r/weblogsinc/engadget/~3/58951382/>
*

Filed under: Gaming <http://www.engadget.com/category/gaming/>
<http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16070177/>Late last month, an 18-year-old man
went on a shooting spree at his former junior high school in western
Germany, killing himself and injuring 11 others. According to reports on the
German news site *Tagesschau*, the man spent a fair bit of time playing
"Counter-Strike," which some say may have led to his inspiration to conduct
the killing. As a result of this tragedy, two state governments in Bavaria
and Lower Saxony have drafted legislation which, according to the *Financial
Times*, would "subject developers, distributors and players of video games
whose goal is to inflict 'cruel violence on humans or human-looking
characters' to a fine and a maximum of one year in jail." If the measures
pass, German gamers, amateur and pro alike, will have to lay off the FPS
games for quite a long while and stick to more traditional non-violent
games, like, you know, "Pac-Man <http://www.engadget.com/tag/pac-man>."

[Via Slashdot<http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/12/07/2213201&from=rss>
]

URL: http://feeds.engadget.com/~r/weblogsinc/engadget/~3/58951382/

*Homeowner thrown in jail for noisy cellphone
call<http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?i=28b1573c549e8973337c41fe1cf72eb6>
* An Eastpointe Michigan woman has been thrown in jail after one of her
house guests walked outside to use a cell phone. 23-year-old Carmen Granata
was cited for violating the city noise ordnance and was given 30 days in
county jail along with two years of probation.

URL: http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?i=28b1573c549e8973337c41fe1cf72eb6

*Israeli violence against children and youth in
custody<http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>
* Our American tax dollars are used to support, arm, and protect a violent
and criminal Israeli military and "justice" system that has
institutionalized violence against women and children. Israel holds hundreds
of child prisoners and had imprisoned over 2500 children since 2000.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

Subject: A tout mes amis testeurs, message pour pas lacher! :-)
Petit conseil pour les journées de déprime:

Lorsque ton travail t'ennuie, que tu es au bord de la dépression, que
vraiment plus rien ne va comme tu le voudrais au travail, alors fais ceci:

En rentrant chez-toi : arrête-toi à la pharmacie et achète un thermomètre
rectal Johnson & Johnson (seulement cette marque là). Ouvre la boîte
du  thermomètre rectal et lis les instructions.

Tu trouveras cette phrase quelque part:

« Chaque thermomètre rectal Johnson & Johnson a été testé personnellement à
notre usine. »

Alors, maintenant, ferme les yeux et répète 5 fois à voix haute:

«Je suis heureux de ne pas travailler au contrôle de la qualité chez Johnson
& Johnson. »

 L'État devrait subventionner l'achat de fruits et de
légumes<http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118860.html>Afin
de faire fléchir les courbes de l'obésité et des maladies du coeur au pays,
les gouvernements provincial et fédéral gagneraient à adopter des politiques
pour encourager davantage la consommation de fruits et légumes. Comment? En
améliorant l'offre et la diversité de ces produits dans les magasins, mais
aussi en mettant en place des mécanismes de subvention ou des incitations
fiscales pour en réduire le prix, ont proposé hier des spécialistes de la
santé publique réunis à Montréal à l'occasion d'une session de formation sur
les «nouveautés en obésité» qu'a organisée la faculté de médecine de
l'Université de Montréal. Suite du texte réservée aux
abonnés<http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118860.html>

URL: http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118860.html

 Archéologie théologique <http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118811.html>En
avril dernier, National Geographic a annoncé la diffusion d'une émission
portant sur un ancien manuscrit copte qui a été découvert il y a plusieurs
années et qui a refait surface à la fin des années 90. Ce texte, c'est
L'Évangile selon Judas. Le scoop de National Geo a eu un retentissement
mondial, s'attirant même les foudres du pape Benoît XVI.
Suite<http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118811.html>

URL: http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118811.html

 La prière à Laval <http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118916.html>Le
Tribunal des droits de la personne a confirmé hier que le conseil municipal
de Laval ne peut pas amorcer ses assemblées publiques par la récitation
d'une prière, car une telle pratique porte atteinte «de façon
discriminatoire au droit à la reconnaissance et à l'exercice de la liberté
de religion et de conscience» des citoyens. Suite du texte réservée aux
abonnés <http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118916.html>

URL: http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/23/118916.html

 Samsung exec pleads guilty to
price-fixing<http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?i=1ded60d0dad02c81acb420083d18b4bd>Thomas
Quinn, a Samsung Semiconductor executive, has pleaded guilty to federal
charges of fixing prices for dynamic random access memory (DRAM).

URL: http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?i=1ded60d0dad02c81acb420083d18b4bd

 Clooney criticises media for ignoring its
responsibilities<http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/>According
to hollywood.com, Clooney, who is an opponent of US president George Bush,
says he believes the media has betrayed the public by not telling them the
truth about Bush administration. He said: 'In the year-and-a-half or two
years leading up to the war in Iraq, both in print and in broadcast
journalism, media took a pass on its responsibilities.

URL: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/

 Une télé-réalité à TQS <http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/20/118573.html>La
compagnie Novem de Véronique Cloutier lancera l'hiver prochain à TQS une
nouvelle émission de télé-réalité, Portfolio: derrière l'image, qui mettra
aux prises 16 apprentis mannequins, huit gars et huit filles âgés de 18 à 26
ans. Suite <http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/20/118573.html>

URL: http://www.ledevoir.com/2006/09/20/118573.html

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