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Iman L Crawford
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Iman
"Tragedy is when I stub my toe.
Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Iman L Crawford
<Xns90DC9A03D...@207.105.83.65>:
>What's the difference between a fairy tale, and a texas tall tale?
>
A fairy tale begins:
Once upon a time
and a texas tall tale:
Ya'll sombitches ain't gonna believe this
HA! or am I the only one that thinks that's funny?
Rudy Velthuis
ilcrawford.at.hotmail.dot.com (Iman L Crawford) says...
> A fairy tale begins:
> Once upon a time
>
> and a texas tall tale:
> Ya'll sombitches ain't gonna believe this
>
> HA! or am I the only one that thinks that's funny?
Probably not the only one, but you'll be in very select company.
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Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)
Jeff Rhodes
I believe that's the end of the chain that is attached to the ferry and to
the winch-pulled overhead cable. Were it not for this ferry tail, it would
take longer for me to get back to the German Black Forest Cake after my fill
of the French Flame Cakes across that there Rhine River. <g>
Jeff
Robert Low
>
> What's the difference between a fairy tale, and a texas tall tale?
One begins "Once upon a time ..." and the other begins "Now,
this is no shit ..." ??
Bob ;-)
Robert Low
>
> ilcrawford.at.hotmail.dot.com (Iman L Crawford) wrote in
> <Xns90DC9A03D...@207.105.83.65>:
>
> >What's the difference between a fairy tale, and a texas tall tale?
> >
>
> A fairy tale begins:
> Once upon a time
>
> and a texas tall tale:
> Ya'll sombitches ain't gonna believe this
>
> HA! or am I the only one that thinks that's funny?
Well, it won't break any ribs ... but it's good for a guffaw
or two!
Bob ;-)
Robert Low
Oh, sorry. Confused a texas tall tale with a sea story
<blush!>
Bob ;-)
Ernest Fairchild
news:Xns90DC9A478...@207.105.83.65...
>
> A fairy tale begins:
> Once upon a time
>
> and a texas tall tale:
> Ya'll sombitches ain't gonna believe this
>
> HA! or am I the only one that thinks that's funny?
And did you know what is the last thing said just before a Texan gets into a
car accident? "Hold my beer and watch THIS!"
Have a great day!
Ernest
(efair...@home.com)
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RalphF
in article <Xns90DC9A478...@207.105.83.65>, you wrote:
> HA! or am I the only one that thinks that's funny?
>
yup.
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Ralph
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Michael Warner
Crawford) wrote:
>HA! or am I the only one that thinks that's funny?
Hark, a pin dropping!
Michael Warner
<efair...@home.com> wrote:
>And did you know what is the last thing said just before a Texan gets into a
>car accident? "Hold my beer and watch THIS!"
Now that's funny.
Robert Claffie
>And did you know what is the last thing said just before a Texan gets
into a
>car accident? "Hold my beer and watch THIS!"
Now THAT'S funny!
rob :)
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Robert Claffie Jr.
Programmer/Analyst
Benefit Concepts, Inc.
10 Risho Ave.
East Providence, RI 02914
(401) 438-7100 x 366
Iman L Crawford
>And did you know what is the last thing said just before a Texan gets
>into a car accident? "Hold my beer and watch THIS!"
heh, I was think of Hold my beer, awwwwww sshhheeeeiiiitttte.
Kirt
> And did you know what is the last thing said just before a Texan gets into a
> car accident? "Hold my beer and watch THIS!"
sounds like a hoosier to me.
(by the way, i only live here. i'm a kentuckian by birth. <g>)
Rudy Velthuis
> And did you know what is the last thing said just before a Texan gets into a
> car accident? "Hold my beer and watch THIS!"
LOL!
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Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)
Michael Warner
<rcla...@benefitconceptsinc.com> wrote:
>Now THAT'S funny!
The Russian version would be "hold my vodka bottle and check out what
this button does" ;-)
Ernest Fairchild
news:3B4F0176...@acsplus.com...
I think I originally heard it in reference to Alabamans, but it fits with
Texans, too. Or Kentuckians <g>.