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Michael Warner

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Jun 16, 2001, 2:38:11 PM6/16/01
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Someone here mentioned recently that google has a usenet search
division, so of course I had to try it by typing my name in...

Guess what? There's a Michael Warner who's published a book arguing
against same-sex marriage. But he's not just another conservative, far
from it - his argument is that marriage itself is a Bad Thing, and
that gay folks shouldn't even want it!

Have any of you cheerful people heard of this guy?

Vik

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Jun 16, 2001, 2:47:12 PM6/16/01
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> Have any of you cheerful people heard of this guy?

We have now!

Vik

Ernest Fairchild

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Jun 16, 2001, 7:10:12 PM6/16/01
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Oh, c'mon, admit it's you! <g>

Actually, I typed "Ernest Fairchild" in a google search a few days, for
shits and grins, and was amazed. You won't be truly freaked out until you
see what your name has been up to while you're asleep.

Have a great day!

Ernest
(efair...@home.com)

_____________________
"Law -- a subject that seems to serve two purposes: two make lawyers rich
and to make more lawyers."

Visit my website at http://www.public.asu.edu/~ernestf

"Michael Warner" <m...@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
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Vik

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Jun 16, 2001, 7:59:16 PM6/16/01
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> > Guess what? There's a Michael Warner who's published a book arguing
> > against same-sex marriage. But he's not just another conservative, far
> > from it - his argument is that marriage itself is a Bad Thing, and
> > that gay folks shouldn't even want it!
>
> Actually, I typed "Ernest Fairchild" in a google search a few days, for
> shits and grins, and was amazed. You won't be truly freaked out until you
> see what your name has been up to while you're asleep.

04/89 (8.) Jeff Rhodes, another person who claimed to have information
about the Ives-Henry murders, was shot in the head. His burned body was
found in the city dump, with his hands, feet, and head partially
severed.

Vik

liz albin

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Jun 16, 2001, 8:39:11 PM6/16/01
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Vik,

> found in the city dump, with his hands, feet, and head partially
> severed.
>

You're a sick puppy....

Vik

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Jun 16, 2001, 9:47:23 PM6/16/01
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> > found in the city dump, with his hands, feet, and head partially
> > severed.
> >
> You're a sick puppy....

Not I, chumbum.

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Jeff+Rhodes%22&start=10
&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&rnum=19&ic=1&selm=391af81a.272715712%
40nntp.ix.netcom.com

Vik
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But if I were, would you care for me?

RalphF

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Jun 17, 2001, 3:11:30 AM6/17/01
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Vik,

in article <MPG.159611423...@newsgroups.borland.com>, you wrote:

<deletia>

that was sick. Not funny.
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Regards
Ralph
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GenJerDan

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Jun 17, 2001, 11:10:39 AM6/17/01
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"Ernest Fairchild" <efair...@home.com> wrote in message
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> Oh, c'mon, admit it's you! <g>
>
> Actually, I typed "Ernest Fairchild" in a google search a few days, for
> shits and grins, and was amazed. You won't be truly freaked out until you
> see what your name has been up to while you're asleep.

I am, apparently, a deaf Catholic, a Physical Therapist, and an
Entomologist.


Michael Warner

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Jun 17, 2001, 11:29:17 AM6/17/01
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On Sat, 16 Jun 2001 16:10:12 -0700, "Ernest Fairchild"
<efair...@home.com> wrote:

>Oh, c'mon, admit it's you! <g>

My publisher made me do it - he still has 10 crates to shift :-)

>Actually, I typed "Ernest Fairchild" in a google search a few days, for
>shits and grins, and was amazed. You won't be truly freaked out until you
>see what your name has been up to while you're asleep.

The only other usenet Michael Warner is an SF fan and a college
student. I can live with that :-)

Deborah Pate (TeamB)

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Jun 17, 2001, 12:02:38 PM6/17/01
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<<GenJerDan:

I am, apparently, a deaf Catholic, a Physical Therapist,
and an Entomologist.
>>

I seem to moonlight as a Californian chiropractor, a PE
teacher in Pensacola Elementary, a Stevie Nicks fan in
Newhalem WA, and an Accredited Buyer Representative
designee in York County.

I get way more links that any of them, though. <smug g>

--
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Use Borland servers; TeamB don't see posts via ISPs
http://www.borland.com/newsgroups/genl_faqs.html


Rudy Velthuis

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Jun 17, 2001, 12:27:52 PM6/17/01
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In article <cl9nitkslffno2ul7...@4ax.com>, Michael Warner
says...

>
> Someone here mentioned recently that google has a usenet search
> division, so of course I had to try it by typing my name in...

Oh shock! I typed my name in the Google box of Opera, and the first thing
I found way my own (but old) web site.
--
Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)

Rudy Velthuis

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Jun 17, 2001, 12:44:24 PM6/17/01
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In article <VA.000008f...@cableinet.co.not-this-bit.uk>, Deborah
Pate (TeamB) says...

> I get way more links that any of them, though. <smug g>

So do I with my name. But there only seems to be a 23 year old athlete
with my name. And he had only two hits. All other 148 were for me.
--
Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)

RalphF

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Jun 17, 2001, 1:02:00 PM6/17/01
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Deborah,

> I seem to moonlight as a Californian chiropractor, a PE
> teacher in Pensacola Elementary, a Stevie Nicks fan in
> Newhalem WA, and an Accredited Buyer Representative
> designee in York County.
>

I picked this up:

"Marlyn is an avid reader, who enjoys romance novels,
mysteries and true crime stories. Her favorite author is currently Ralph
Friedman."

I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.

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Regards
Ralph
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Robert Low

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Jun 17, 2001, 1:42:22 PM6/17/01
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???

I seem to be involved in

General Relativity research, Mathematics at the Coventry University, to have
made significant contributions to the trucking industry, pathological
research at University of Chicago, and the provost for the University of
Vermont.

I FORGOT !!

Bob ;-)

GenJerDan

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Jun 17, 2001, 1:50:10 PM6/17/01
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"Robert Low" <lo...@acm.org> wrote in message
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> pathological research at University of Chicago[...]

That means you're there from 6 a.m. to midnight every day, not even taking
coffee breaks, right?
:>)


Rudy Velthuis

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Jun 17, 2001, 2:23:45 PM6/17/01
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In article <3b2cedd2_2@dnews>, GenJerDan says...

That's pathological allright.
--
Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)

Robert Low

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Jun 17, 2001, 4:18:17 PM6/17/01
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My question is whether I'm the researcher or the subject ... :-\

Bob ;-) (like I said, "I Forget!")

liz albin

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Jun 17, 2001, 4:26:06 PM6/17/01
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I seem to a water color artist and a graduate in hotel restaurant and
tourism management

and an awful lot of people in 18th century Virginia, Ohio, Texas, and
Kentucky

No one very notable


Kirt

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Jun 17, 2001, 5:58:42 PM6/17/01
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I tried my name, and got exactly one hit. it was my name. sorry folks,
but i'm unique :)

Kirt

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Jun 17, 2001, 5:54:02 PM6/17/01
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Michael Warner wrote:

> Guess what? There's a Michael Warner who's published a book arguing
> against same-sex marriage. But he's not just another conservative, far
> from it - his argument is that marriage itself is a Bad Thing, and
> that gay folks shouldn't even want it!
>
> Have any of you cheerful people heard of this guy?


i've heard the argument, but not the name. there's a radical element in
the gay community that sometimes comes up with far stranger things than
this :)

Robert Low

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Jun 18, 2001, 2:34:36 AM6/18/01
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In article <3B2D2812...@acsplus.com>, Kirt wrote:
> I tried my name, and got exactly one hit. it was my name. sorry folks,
> but i'm unique :)

Congratulations. Or sympathies. As appropriate by your estimation!

Bob ;-)

Robert Low

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Jun 18, 2001, 2:34:35 AM6/18/01
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;-)

Kind of fascinating to see what I get up to when I'm not paying
attention!

FWIW: All the guys I found seem to have descended from English roots. My
little clan is basically German, where the family name was Low??????????
or something! Great Grandpa got tired of trying to teach Americans to
pronounce it, so he just lopped it off.

Ineffectively to simplify the pronunciation, _and_ it abandoned uniquely
as well! <sigh>

Bob ;-)

William Meyer

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Jun 18, 2001, 2:57:20 AM6/18/01
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"Robert Low" <lo...@acm.org> wrote in message
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> In article <VA.0000007...@mail.com>, Liz albin wrote:
>
> FWIW: All the guys I found seem to have descended from English roots. My
> little clan is basically German, where the family name was Low??????????
> or something! Great Grandpa got tired of trying to teach Americans to
> pronounce it, so he just lopped it off.

Gosh! Hard name to track, eh? <g>

Bill


Michael Warner

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Jun 18, 2001, 3:47:42 AM6/18/01
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On Sun, 17 Jun 2001 16:58:42 -0500, Kirt <ki...@acsplus.com> wrote:

>I tried my name, and got exactly one hit. it was my name. sorry folks,
>but i'm unique :)

Sorry? We're thankful :-)

RalphF

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Jun 18, 2001, 4:02:28 AM6/18/01
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William,

in article <3b2da611_2@dnews>, you wrote:

> Gosh! Hard name to track, eh? <g>
>

Believe me, "Meyer" (and all its variations) wouldn't be too easy. With,
"Huber", a fair percentage of any German telephone book.

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Regards
Ralph
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RalphF

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Jun 18, 2001, 4:02:27 AM6/18/01
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Robert,

in article <VA.0000026...@acm.org>, you wrote:

> German, where the family name was Low??????????
>

could be as simple as Loewe (Löwe). Which is "Lion".

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Regards
Ralph
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John B. Breckenridge

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Jun 18, 2001, 9:51:24 AM6/18/01
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That's why some of us use those extra initials.
I am not a Civil War general.
Without my "B." you wouldn't know that.


Robert Claffie

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Jun 18, 2001, 10:54:39 AM6/18/01
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From: Kirt <ki...@acsplus.com

>I tried my name, and got exactly one hit. it was my name. sorry
folks,
>but i'm unique :)

My name brings up a lot of Doctor Who web sites. Seems that many people
still have me listed as a spokesperson for my club. They haven't
updated their sites yet. Other hits includes articles about my Dad who
used to ice race. As in racing cars on frozen lakes and ponds. But not
a lot of leather sites...

rob :)
--
Robert Claffie Jr.
Programmer/Analyst
Benefit Concepts, Inc.
10 Risho Ave.
East Providence, RI 02914
(401) 438-7100 x 366


Kirt

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Jun 18, 2001, 11:04:37 AM6/18/01
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any links to kentucky?

John B. Breckenridge

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Jun 18, 2001, 11:09:22 AM6/18/01
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"Kirt" <ki...@acsplus.com> wrote in message
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> any links to kentucky?

I don't know.
An ancestor arrived in the US twelve generations ago,
so anything's possible.


John Wester

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Jun 18, 2001, 11:31:55 AM6/18/01
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Even worse, there's one masquerading as an Ajax fan, when we all know that
Feynoord rules....

Cheers!

John
"John Wester" <john.wester@remove_this.netshepherd.com> wrote in message
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> The scary part for me is that I seem to share a name with a Bishop.
Strange,
> Presbyterian and Dutch Reformed seemed to be part of my upbringing. I'll
> have to speak with my doppelganger and see what's up....
>
> Cheers!
>
> John


John Wester

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Jun 18, 2001, 11:25:20 AM6/18/01
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The scary part for me is that I seem to share a name with a Bishop. Strange,
Presbyterian and Dutch Reformed seemed to be part of my upbringing. I'll
have to speak with my doppelganger and see what's up....

Cheers!

John
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Kirt

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Jun 18, 2001, 11:51:47 AM6/18/01
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John B. Breckenridge wrote:

> I don't know.
> An ancestor arrived in the US twelve generations ago,
> so anything's possible.

the breckenridge family is an old prestigious one. there have
been lots of elected officials, including a governor. i'm
thinking that there may be more than one John Breckenridge in
that family.

Ernest Fairchild

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Jun 18, 2001, 11:57:22 AM6/18/01
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One thing that really freaks me out is that there's some game or something
that seems to be very popular (judging by the number of websites about it)
where one of the characters is named Ernest Fairchild. He's a zombie who
after dying and coming back to life goes by "Evil Ernie." Oy. I'm still
trying to figure out if the game was created by someone with a grudge
against me <g>.

Have a great day!

Ernest
(efair...@home.com)
_____________________
"You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason
why we observe daylight savings time." -- Dave Barry

Visit my website at http://www.public.asu.edu/~ernestf

"Robert Claffie" <rcla...@benefitconceptsinc.com> wrote in message
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>

Michael Warner

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Jun 18, 2001, 11:54:37 AM6/18/01
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On Mon, 18 Jun 2001 10:54:39 -0400, Robert Claffie
<rcla...@benefitconceptsinc.com> wrote:

>From: Kirt <ki...@acsplus.com
>
>>I tried my name, and got exactly one hit. it was my name. sorry
>folks,
>>but i'm unique :)
>
>My name brings up a lot of Doctor Who web sites. Seems that many people
>still have me listed as a spokesperson for my club. They haven't
>updated their sites yet.

When did you withdraw from the scene? When you became hooked on the
tantalising caress of leather?

>Other hits includes articles about my Dad who
>used to ice race. As in racing cars on frozen lakes and ponds.

So you're Robert Claffie II?

Michael Warner

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Jun 18, 2001, 12:02:22 PM6/18/01
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On Mon, 18 Jun 2001 08:57:22 -0700, "Ernest Fairchild"
<efair...@home.com> wrote:

>One thing that really freaks me out is that there's some game or something
>that seems to be very popular (judging by the number of websites about it)
>where one of the characters is named Ernest Fairchild. He's a zombie who
>after dying and coming back to life goes by "Evil Ernie." Oy. I'm still
>trying to figure out if the game was created by someone with a grudge
>against me <g>.

See if they remembered to put the standard disclaimer about
resemblance to persons living/dead/undead in their docs anywhere. If
not, sue them for everything they've got :-)

Robert Low

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Jun 18, 2001, 12:22:18 PM6/18/01
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In article <VA.0000055...@della.garlin>, RalphF
wrote:

> Robert,
>
> in article <VA.0000026...@acm.org>, you wrote:
>
> > German, where the family name was Low??????????
> >
>
> could be as simple as Loewe (Löwe). Which is "Lion".

I suppose it _could_ be, but family legend has it in excess
of 8 characters ... 8 - 15 being the common range ... ;-)

Bob ;-)

RalphF

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Jun 18, 2001, 12:38:30 PM6/18/01
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Robert,

in article <VA.0000026...@acm.org>, you wrote:

> I suppose it _could_ be, but family legend has it in excess
> of 8 characters ... 8 - 15 being the common range ... ;-)
>

there are many, many variations of "Loewe" with one suffix or another. From
your current name, I would suspect it has something to do with Loewe. I don't
know what path your ancestors used to get to the U.S., but the Ellis Island
Foundation has a pretty nice site for getting info on the folks that came
through Ellis Island.

http://www.ellisislandrecords.org/default.asp

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Regards
Ralph
---

Deborah Pate (TeamB)

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Jun 18, 2001, 12:36:39 PM6/18/01
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<<John B. Breckenridge:

I am not a Civil War general.
Without my "B." you wouldn't know that.
>>

I would! :)

--
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Vik

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Jun 18, 2001, 12:53:22 PM6/18/01
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> http://www.ellisislandrecords.org/default.asp

You really have nothing to do with your time, do you. <g>

Vik

Robert Low

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Jun 18, 2001, 1:08:31 PM6/18/01
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In article <VA.0000055...@della.garlin>, RalphF wrote:
> Robert,
>
> in article <VA.0000026...@acm.org>, you wrote:
>
> > I suppose it _could_ be, but family legend has it in excess
> > of 8 characters ... 8 - 15 being the common range ... ;-)
> >
>
> there are many, many variations of "Loewe" with one suffix or another. From
> your current name, I would suspect it has something to do with Loewe. I don't
> know what path your ancestors used to get to the U.S., but the Ellis Island
> Foundation has a pretty nice site for getting info on the folks that came
> through Ellis Island.

I don't either! I know there was at least one generation in Nebraska before they
got to Colorado ... ;-)

> Http://www.ellisislandrecords.org/default.asp

Thanks Ralph, you're stored for future ref.

Bob ;-)

Robert Claffie

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Jun 18, 2001, 1:00:57 PM6/18/01
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From: Michael Warner <m...@ozemail.com.au

>>still have me listed as a spokesperson for my club. They haven't
>>updated their sites yet.
>When did you withdraw from the scene? When you became hooked on the
>tantalising caress of leather?

I didn't actually withdraw from the DW scene. I just stepped down from
being the Knights' membership officer. Now I'm just a contributing
writer for the newsletter. And even then, just for my fictional column
"Memoirs of a Time Lord (sort of)" And strangely enough the name of my
recent story in the newsletter is "Leather Gods of Phobos."

>>Other hits includes articles about my Dad who
>>used to ice race. As in racing cars on frozen lakes and ponds.
>So you're Robert Claffie II?

II or Jr, take your pick

rob jr :)

Rudy Velthuis

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Jun 18, 2001, 12:54:05 PM6/18/01
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In article <3b2e1e6c$1_2@dnews>, John Wester says...

> Even worse, there's one masquerading as an Ajax fan, when we all know that
> Feynoord rules....

Pfffft! Forget both. PSV rulez, of course (they are this year's champ,
too).
--
Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)

Michael Warner

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Jun 18, 2001, 1:18:37 PM6/18/01
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On Mon, 18 Jun 2001 13:00:57 -0400, Robert Claffie
<rcla...@benefitconceptsinc.com> wrote:

>>>Other hits includes articles about my Dad who
>>>used to ice race. As in racing cars on frozen lakes and ponds.
>>So you're Robert Claffie II?
>
>II or Jr, take your pick

I guess the family's not going to make it to III :-)

Andy West

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Jun 18, 2001, 3:20:24 PM6/18/01
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"Ernest Fairchild" <efair...@home.com> wrote in <3b2be7a7$1_2@dnews>:

>You won't be truly freaked out until you see what your name has been up to
>while you're asleep.

"Andy West makes All District Band ! !"

"Watch for the Andy West Show."

"Andy West is President and Chief Operating Officer of WestWard Pay
Strategies"

They haven't paid me a penny _ever_. Damn, I'm good! :)

Andy
A-B Washington State MAT CLASSIC X Championships 1998
Weight Class 215: Champion!

Michael Warner

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Jun 18, 2001, 3:36:55 PM6/18/01
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On 18 Jun 2001 12:20:24 -0700, sp...@roobarb.org (Andy West) wrote:

>"Andy West is President and Chief Operating Officer of WestWard Pay
>Strategies"
>
>They haven't paid me a penny _ever_.

You must have some impressive stock options, then :-)

Robert Claffie

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Jun 18, 2001, 6:07:29 PM6/18/01
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From: Michael Warner <m...@ozemail.com.au>

>>II or Jr, take your pick
>I guess the family's not going to make it to III :-)

Ummmm, nope!

rob :)

Deborah Pate (TeamB)

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Jun 18, 2001, 6:30:42 PM6/18/01
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<<Robert Claffie:
Ummmm, nope!
>>

I think that's called 'quitting while you're ahead'. :)

Erik Schepers

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Jun 19, 2001, 1:20:55 AM6/19/01
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Rudy Velthuis wrote:

> Pfffft! Forget both. PSV rulez, of course (they are this year's champ,
> too).

Forget them all. Soccer is a joke, and its supporters are idiots.

(In case you're wondering, look at how the Dutch behave during European
and World championships. We win, we act like loonies. We loose, we blame
everybody but ourselves or our incompetent team, and go on a destructive
spree.)
--
Yes we're happy as fish, and gorgeous as geese, and wonderfully clean in
the morning.


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