http://www.typewriterbrett.com

You'll laugh, or you're a retard.

I'm not laughing, so ????????

As previously specified, "retard".

Anyway, does being a poet of 20+ years mean that you don't have to
bother with grammar or punctuation on your blog?

Super.

Because I didn't find humor in your blog I'm suddenly a person of
subnormal intelligence?

You maybe trying to offend with your blog, but you are going to have
to try much harder to offend me. There is nothing that you could say
that I have not heard from some ignorant person online before.

 Have a nice day. :)

"May be", not "maybe".

Yes, you ARE of subnormal intelligence.

Somehow a published author can't spell.

Thank you for editing my reply. Time for a history lesson.

It is believed that Shakespeare couldn't spell and that F. Scott
Fitzgerald couldn't spell or punctuate grammatically correct
sentences.

Agatha Christie, Alexander Graham Bell and Hans Christian Andersen
were all Dyslexic.

Have a nice day. :)

Shakespeare had a vocabulary of nearly 30,000 words.
F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote a novel considered to be the second best of
the 20th Century.
Agatha Christie was an incredibly well-sold author.
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. (Not an author... I'm
unsure of your point here.)
Andersen is Denmark's most famous author.

You're a blogger who can't spell, can't compose, and uses actual
successes as an excuse.

You are going to have to work a lot harder than that to offend me.

I'm not trying to offend you. You're the one questioning the quality
of my work, when as a "published author", you're somehow not so hot
with words.

On Mar 18, 9:37 pm, Swtrose wrote:

I'm not questioning the quality of your work. I have not insulted you
either. I just pointed out that I don't find it humorist, but that is
not to say someone else won't.

 I'm sure that I have different taste in books and movies than you
too. Does that make me a retard as you so insultingly put it?

Calling someone retarded is  obvious an insult and saying someone is a
retard just because they don't see the humor in your blog is rude.

 Do you see my point here?

 Good luck with your blogging and thank you for your feedback on my
writing.

Someone who doesn't know "humorous" from "humorist" is retarded.

End thread.

On Mar 18, 10:07 pm, Swtrose wrote:

You can't tell me you've never made a grammar or spelling mistake in
you life?

 What is your point here? Are you trying to prove that you are a
better speller than me?

Ok,  Brett, you are a better speller then me. You win!

 I still did not find your blog funny. Live with it. :)

:)

Check out my blog and see if you can beat me in TIC TAC TOE no one has
beaten me yet, just go to my blog and scroll down and try and see if
you can beat me good luck  http://readajoke.blogspot.com

On Mar 18, 10:51 pm, Swtrose wrote:

I'm with Rose...you're not the least bit funny...LOL...and Jesus is
gonna' get you for your disrespect of his holiness with your idiotic
questions for Jesus.

On Mar 18, 2:27 pm, brooklynbrett wrote:

i must be a retard... kind of amusing... but not laugh out loud
funny.  sorry.

all in all i think it sucks.  you're trying too hard IMHO.

On Mar 18, 11:27 am, brooklynbrett wrote:

Hi, Grandma.

You don't like my blog because your idea of entertainment is Lawrence
Welk and cross stitch.

Plus, Jesus would probably be totally upset if he existed.

As it is, I'm safe! Yay! Happy dead Jesus friday to you!

On Mar 21, 1:59 am, Bonnie Calhoun 2 wrote:

LOL..He exists alright...and on the third day He arose, so I'll come
back on Sunday and say "Happy risen Jesus Sunday!"

On Mar 21, 8:52 am, brooklynbrett wrote:

Happy risen Jesus Sunday Bonnie. ;-)

Careful! Zombie baby jesus wants to eat your brains.

(or has he already)

On Mar 23, 7:56 pm, Swtrose wrote:

ohwow. this is a heated topic.

personally, i like brett's letters.

-chloe
http://chloessafebet.blogspot.com/

On Mar 23, 8:17 pm, brooklynbrett wrote:

Chole, I personally did not see the humor in it, but then what may be
funny to me, may not be to you.

 Brett, those who need to insult are unhappy people. Be happy! :)

Rose, those who would claim to be writers and can't spell are stupid
people.
Those who would attack the work of others and then be shocked at the
response are stupid people.
When I want to watch a humorless woman who can't spell use children as
her only impetus for writing, I'll be sure to tune in.

Until then... maybe tune down the website. There's a thousand
different buttons to share your website, and a few small paragraphs a
day of actual content.

Just... just terrible! Zero aesthetic compass, zero compositional
ability, and zero humor. *Gasp!* I just realized it. You must be a fan
of "The Bachelor!" ;-)

On Mar 23, 11:37 pm, Swtrose wrote:

lots of people have different senses of humor i guess.

like on the 100th episode of family guy when seth mcfarlane (sp?)
interviewed people who had never seen family guy:
seth "do you think family guy is funny?"
woman "no not at all."
seth "what shows do you watch?"
woman "mostly just soap operas and the bachelor"

i don't know. just because i like the typewriter blog doesn't mean you
have to. it also doesn't mean you have to knock it. yeah, we get it,
you don't like it. so go find something elst to complain about.

On Mar 24, 12:26 am, brooklynbrett wrote:

Chloe, that's one of my favorite Family Guy moments. People who don't
have a sense of humor take offense when they don't understand some
humor and they lash out at it.

"Just like Jesus... and the Dodgers."

On Mar 24, 10:10 am, it's a safe bettt wrote: