CHAT: JOKE - GOD & TENURE

[Natalie Kupferberg]

I saw this attributed to Alon Efrat at the Technion, Israel. I think
Mitch Turitz just added on the second half

On Fri, 2 Dec 1994, MICHELYNN wrote:

> Stolen from Mitch Turitz, San Francisco State University on
> the AUTOCAT list:
>
> Top Ten Reasons God Never Got Tenure at any University
>
> 1. He had only one major publication.
>
> 2. It was in Hebrew and had no references.
>
> 3. It wasn't published in a refereed journal and some doubt that
> he even wrote it himself.
>
> 4. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he
> done since then?
>
> 5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
>
> 6. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use live subjects.
>
> 7. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the
> subjects.
>
> 8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
>
> 9. Althought there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
>
> 10. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
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