Marmarenia alwnia...
Spiros Liolis
Diabaza shmera to prwi gia ta Marmarenia Alwnia No. 2 kai eipa na upen0umisw
stous palious mas filous, alla kai stous neous ti shmainei Marmarenia Alwnia.
To parakatw keimeno einai grammeno apo merikes apo tis aksexastes pennes
pou exoun perasei sthn HELLAS. Perigrafei me leptomeries kai polu polu xioumor
thn monomaxia sta Marmarenia Alwnia No.1, thn Fuzika kai polla alla peristatika
ths peoxhs ekeinhs. Einai pragmatika ena apo ta klassika pou exoun graftei
sthn lista auth. Oi suggrafeis twn kommatiwqn autwn htan arketoi, alla 0ewrhsa
na ta sugkentrwsw ola se ena keimeno afou anaferontai sto idio peristatiko.
To keimeno auto ginetai kai CC: ston Astera giati an den kanw la0os den exei
to keimeno auto sta Klassika tou.
Xairetw kai...kalh diaskedash..
Spiros
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From: kor...@akrita.digeni.gov (Vicenzo Cornaro)
Subject: Gavrileiada, Sta marmarenia Alwnia...
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Na diavastei me ru0mo dekapendasullavo, iamviko,
kai me pa0os..... (ti, leipei gia 3 vdomades?)
Axos barus akougetai, polla doufekia peftoun
Mhna sto PHYSICS rixnontai, mhna sto interneti??
Mhde sto PHYSICS rixnontai, mhde kai sto ELLOUNDA
To Navy kanei polemo me nufes kai m' aggonia.
Andilaloune ta vouna, kai klaiei ki'o Karakolhs.
Lavw0hke 0anasima, me pagania ton fagan.
Xalasan kai ton Makh mas, to prwto pallhkari.
Maxairi tou karfwsane, piswplata kai paei.
O Karakolhs to paidi, sfadrazei apo tous ponous.
Ti to0ele kai totrwge, to xalasmeno taco?
Kala thn sakoulefthke, thn erhmh thn fteiaksh.
Tou taleg' o Pendakalos, den h0ele n' akousei.
Dimitri mou, tou elege, me soupa na thn vgaleis.
Megalh Pempth erxetai, fakes 0a mageirepsw.
O amoiros den akouge, oneirevotan takos,
tou taxe taksei o arxontas, o megas o Gavrilos.
Ela Dimitri toulege, pou sexw kai anangh.
Takimia gia na ginoume, ta mustika na ma0w.
Pws ta memetia t'agria, to aima 0a mas pioune,
giafto na tous thn pesoume, na psaxnoun na mas vroune.
Karteri na tous sthsoume, stou use-net ta meria,
Ton Coras na tsakisoume, me ruzi na ton fame.
Pes mou loipon Dimitrh pou, pws sthnoun koutsoukela?
xouneri na tou kanoume, tou brwmerou memeth?
Ta takos apo party mou, esu den 0a plhrwseis.
Kai kei pou trwgan kiepinan, na katourhsei tour0e.
Den prosekse o Erhmos, pou na to katalavei,
Pws o Gavrhlos to 0erio, dixalwth thn eixe
thn glwsa thn katamavrh, ths exidnas to shma.
Kai sto mpoufan to egrafe, Ioudas Skariwths.
Aftos ta takos h0ele, ti toumele na pa0ei...
Tou dagwse to tacos tou, gia na ton farmakwsei.
Ali ali kai trisali, kai ti kako mas vrhke.
To xasame t' ahdoni mas, to efag' o Gavrhlos.
Me mpampesia tou rixthke, pagida sto bitneti
ton filhse sto magoulo, kai vrwmage kremmudi
Paei'to kamari tou Hellas, to efage o mourgos.
Klene ta netia tou bitnet, klaine kai oi o0ones.
Mon, o Gavrilos aluxta, mazi me thn Postmaster,
giourousi kanane xondro, kai axtarma megalo.
Kiafou plakakia kanane, thn lista thn kleidwnoun,
fovotan'o isterovoulos na mh vrukolakiasoun,
kai pisw na gurisoune, ton traxana na kopsoun.
Kiekei pou to amparwse, to mavro to tsifliki,
O Digenhs o Spiroulas, phgainei kai t'anoigei.
"Xtukiarh giati tokanes", poios nomizes pws eisai?
Edw' se sklavos tou bitnet sklavos tou Dicafrillo.
Pws tolmhses bre nianiaro, na mou thn peseis kondra?
Akoma den katalaves, ti sixamenos eimai?
Egw to dhmiourghsa, to mavro to tsifliki,
Egw'eimai kai o arxontas pou kovei kai pou ravei.
Giafto kala den skefthkes, mavro to riziko sou.
Kai prin lalhsei o Dihenhs, travaei to giatagani
Kai me gorgh thn kinhsh, tou pairnei to kefali......
Klama varu akousthke, apo thn geitoneia tou.
mazi me lukou' aluxtisma, tsirlipiti ton kovei.
Poios nanai arage autos, kakoxrono na exei.
Ein' o Kosmas Pendakakos, andama me ton Luko.
Ton Karakolh klegoune, moirologoun kai lene.
Dimitri Karakolh mas, ti sou'mele na pa0eis.
kai twra ti na kanoume, na pniksoume thn luph?
Kanena pia den exoume, ton frabala na kanei.
As pame na saltaroume, sthn activist thn lista,
ton pono gia na svusoume, ton po*s*h ton Gavrhlo.
Auto tou kakofanhke, tou mega tou afendh.
akous ekei tous po*st*des, Gavrhlo na me poune?
Kala me suvoulevane oi alloi Hellasites,
tsoutsekia den goustaroume, ston maxala tou Nikou.
Ti na tous kanw pouginan, megaloi tsaboukades,
Maxairi to dokimasa, stou Makh to pa.i.di
farmakwmeno taco edwsa, ston Mitso Karakolh,
To giatagani t'afhsa, stou spyrou to koufari.
Skeftotan kai pilateve, treis meres, kai treis nuxtes.
Mati pote den ekleise, k'htan kai pikramenos.
Ta tacos den ta kratage, t' anastato stomaxi.
Ta ksernage amashta, nderti megalo eixe....
Kai ksafnou idea tourxetai, to tako xlapakiazei.
Gamoth, den to skefthka, poust*a megalh einai,
na ksepasrtrepsw ton Kosma, ton luko na xalasw.
Ta xeria mou ta evapsa, me aima kai tabasco.
Ston Dikafrilo as to pw, ton nafth na fwnaksw,
kiaftos me thn koumpoura tou, ton kO'sma na xalasei.
K' h pita 0anai aneggixth, kio lukos xortasmenos.
kai ama me tsiglisoune, sto Dikafrilo paw,
ta xeria mou ta enipsa, sto Nautiko to krima......
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Me kefi tin ediavasa etouti tin Odusseia
ma go tharo pos arxonta, theli poly ousia
I Gavriela i kakia, me pono kai me pathos
enomize pos ekane kalo, ma itan megalo lathos
As arxiniso vre paidia, gia na sas po dio logia
pos ta'kane o Nikolis, kai pos ta vrike zoria
Egw kyr arxonta apo to nautiko se perno
ta sovraka mou ta kala, me TIDE tha ta pleno
O Nautis eimai gw, tou leei kai me tono
exw polla gia na sou pw, kai me megalo pono
Ellinas amerikanos, me t'onoma KORDONIS!!!
t'aftia sou anoikse kala, ton kolo sou san pornis
Etouti i lista i Hellas, i toso fimismeni
einai aristeri poly, ma theli ligo nisteri
Auta pou tha sou pw, allos na mi ta kserei
zoria polla ki asxima to Navy tha sou ferei
Kitakse kalokitakse, i lista gia na kleisi
giati den tin thoro, poly gia na kratisi
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Ki ALLOS meta me oreksei kai me megalo kefi
leei tou, i lista i Hellas me ta rola na pesi
Xronia polla ekratise alla na min anteksi
den ti thoro kali, to dakri sou na pefti
Egw kai i parea mou ta panta the na poume
oste ti lista tin Hellas alloi na mi ti vroune
Grammata polla tha steiloume me doseis
na kanoume to kefi mas, kai sy na mi glitoseis
Irthe i ora i kaki i lista gia na kleisi
natos o Peter o kakos kai grammata na steili
Kaka mantanta stin Hellas apotoma mas irthan
to gramma tou mes stin Hellas oloi to epiran
San noikoris kai kalos vgike gia na mas pisi
xaos megalo epese i lista the na kleisi
Vre Petro mou kale xryse, gia katse sta kala sou
Etouti i LISTA ein kali, gia prosexe t'auga sou
Dixos na theli emplekse i o Nikos mas sti mesi
gia na kratisi anonima, tous kolous dixos fesi
Perni xampari ki o Kostis, o arxistolistarxis
kai amesos vgike kai na pei, Niko na ysixaseis
Me agglikoura kai magkia, ola gia na ta vroume
lyseis eprotine kales, logia kaka min poume
I Gavriela i kakia, pige sti kyra Roza
gia na tou pei ti moira, kai pia the nan ta zoria
I kyra Roza i sophi, tou leei vre Nikolaki
ta skatoses ta leroses, ta leei to kafedaki
Mono mia lysi yparxei re, kita na tin ekaneis
na peis poioi ein autoi, sti thesis tous na baleis
Skepsouto kaloskepsouto apantisi na doseis
prin perasi o kairos kai sy to metanioseis
Egw kyra mou den efteksa, alloi me parasiran
kai mou xalasan ti douleia, ki etsi me gamisan
Milaei me pollous, o Nikos gia na mathi
pia einai i lysi i kali, allo mpela mi parei
Oloi tou eipan, Niko olous na martyriseis
na parei telos to kako, allous na mi stirizeis
Perase ligos kairos, kai na sou i Physics lista
kai gw to brady diavaza, parea me tin pizza
Kala sou kanan Niko mou kai sou ta psalan ola
afou den itheles na peis poia eitane i psola
Egw grapsa polla, ki stixoi theloun ftiaksimo
Kourastika vre seis, ki o Nikos theli kraksimo
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Ton sixameno mhn ton klais, ekei pou paei na pesei
natos petietai tourlwtos, to palamouti peianei.
taco bastaei sto zervo, tsoutsouni sto deksi tou.
thn tromba sth masxalh tou, t' apidia na mas prhksei.
Thn gata thn kunhgage, gia na thn tsivikwsei.
Thn tsakwse thn shkwse, pressaristo ton rixnei.
kai molis eteleiwse, to kurigma arxizei.
Gia des kairo pou dialekse, o Coras na me brisei.
twra pou mou thn epesan, na me luntsaroun 0eloun.
Pate ki'eseis ki o nauths sas, binedes na xa0hte.
egw grekos gennh0hka, trellenomai gia takos,
kiapo thn polh erxomai, kai sthn korfh kanella.
kian tuxh kai me diwksete, listowner as pe0anw.
Sfragizw kai to stoma mou, kai tipote de lew.
malaka me perasate, na marturisw allous?
Geia sou Gavrhlo tsampouka, me ta megala frudia,
ela me tnv opis0ev, kai pes mas ti sunebei.
Eisai lebenths mpelalhs kai paidaras wraios,
ki n gata sou se agapa, sou kanei ta xathria.
Pes mas gia tacos kai VM, gia nautes kai tsoliades,
pes mas gia ta ksenuxtia sou, kai gia tn nosokoma,
partouza thn epnrate, parea me tn Sofh,
mas egrapses sta tetoia sou, logariasmo den dineis,
ta test den ta diorthwses, oi mathitades klaine,
pou'xoune daskalo gamia, kai prokoph den blepoun.
Gavrhlo katse fronima, den einai dw h'ELLOUNDA
Edw sai sklavos tou Zafour, kai psefths me lofio.
Gavrhlo pese sto pshto, piase thn tabakiera,
Ton nafth gia na ma0oume, kiaftous pou se piezoun.
To kseroume se pikranan, ki o upnos de se peianei.
se klasane, s' afhsane, na tragoudas mona'xos.
Marazwses kai katsiases, se ligo 0a saltareis.
Ta tacos ta xlapakiases, amesws 0a kserashs,
Na ksereis se lupomaste, diko sou to kismeti.
xalarwse, hremhse, anoikse thn kardia sou.
O tzertzeles den arxise, kai oute 0a teleiwsei
an de mas peis ti egine, kai ti 'meles na kaneis.
Ta xeilh tou esfraghse, me super glou kai ouxo,
den sfaksane gia na sas pw, to mustiko mou pouxw
to edwsa uposxesh, toubeka gia na kanw.
kai 0a'vgw kouradomanges, kiapo to ladi'epanw.
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Axos varys akoygete, stoy internet ta merh.
Ti na symvainei arage, o tzertzeles megalos.
Manoyles kaine goera, ta dakrya potami.
Ali ali kai trisali, kai ti kako mas vrike.
Mavrh mavrila plakwse, mavrh san kaliakoyda.
Ein' o Gavrilos o kakos, o prwtos gatogamhs.
Mavro giali kargarise, kai mavro pandeloni.
Mavro kapelo forese, kai mavrh poykamisa.
Thn Kabardina evale, thn Sofh tsivikwnei.
Treis myxtes to mageireve, to prostyxo to taco.
Treis meres to paspalize me prasino farmaki.
To h0ele bagiatiko ston Tsiwra na to dwkei.
Manoyles klene me lygmoys, fwnazoyne kai lene.
Kwstakh mas panemorfe, ti soymele na pa0eis.
Polla paloykia phdhkses, toyto to pio megalo.
Ta sw0hka soy prosekse, ton oyranisko kleise.
O gatogamhs karterei, me or0io to tsoytsoyni.
Proponhmenos eftase, as ein' kala h Sofh.
Megala kolpa toykane, toy phre kai dyo pipes.
Ta' ndidia toy gratzoynise, me nyxia kai me dondia.
Formarismenos htane, ton eixei kai lymeno.
Giati h moira to0ele, ton Tsiwra na gamisei.
O tsoglanos toy peiraze, thn gata toy thn Sofh
Kai zhleve patokorfa na mh toythne faei.
Giati oi fhmes legane, giati oi fhmes lene,
Pws einai thlekamako, o prostyxos o Soyrdos.
De goystare ta dravala, thn gata toy na xasei.
Aga'mhs den gitotane, Kala-tan gatogamhs.
Sto xeri pende h0ele, ta deka ta fovotan,
Giati meta h xoyfta toy, 0a esfinge tsoytsoyni..
Ton zhleve ton poystaro, giati-tane kamaki.
Kai ka0e mera etrwge, glarosoypa me psaria.
To dwlwma to erixne, ta psaria spartaroysan
Kefalia, tonoi kai sargoi, moyrmoyres kai li0rinia.
Ayta ta h0ele k' aytos, O megas gatogamhs.
H Sofh ghreve polla, ton kolo na toyrlwsei,
Zarganes toy miaoyrize, skoybri kai barboynaki,
na faei to katapetasma, na stylw0ei na agiasei.
Thn trellane sth dieta, na sfiksei to kolaki.
Ka0loy den thn taize, o Mavros o Gavrilos.
Kai poy kai na to hksere, pws htane o idios
to psari to terastio, h falaina, o Mombhs...
To dolwma to exapse, daganei to kalami.
to xeri to masoylhkse, thn varka traganizei.
To dwlwma den tarese, den htan apo taco.
tsatisthke kai oyrliakse, o Tsiwras 0a plhrwsei.
Pote toy den ton xwnepse, kai toyxe krathmena.
To Karakoli epsaxne, ton tsiwra apandaei.
Me ena sbaro poystare, trigonia dyo piano.
Soy kanw kai ta eksoda, na el0eis na se xesw.
Edw kai twra papare, na doyme ti 0a kaneis.
Kiama kiotepseis moynare, vamenh 0a thn exeis.
Mes to lagardia sthtos, sthmenh 0a sthn exw.
me babesia 0a soy thn vgw, to tsaboyka na spasw.
Thn myth kai thn mapa soy, kima 0atone kanw,
Se kserw ti skatofatsa, ti morfonios to paizeis.
Thn mapa soy thn exw dei, ston ypno kai ston Porky.
Ela re ama sou kota tsimpoukolaryggostra,
tyrannopoutanosaura gamw ta swthika sou.
Ela re xamouromouxla, re sfigkopswlarpaxtra,
ela re tsoutsounoleugie, gamw tous trapezites,
ela poustotsatsogria, ax posa sou fulaw!
Se perimenw pws kai pws re epidoma anergias,
Tha se boutiksw gia kala re patsomalakia,
tha sou gamhsw to stanio, oti exeis kai den exeis.
Tha se gamhsw anwmala, mwrh xusosakkoula,
allergiko kolospuro, athlia pswlarpaxtra,
apolwlos wario mesa sthn kenwnia,
Tin mpougatsoskatofatsa 0a sou thn sugurisw.
Den thaxeis eksw na gurnas servietolexriti.
Poytanes sta krevatia sas, royfaw kai medoyli.
Akoys ekei kariolare, Na koynh0eis se mena....
Egw,eimai timio paidi, asikhs gatogamhs,
pote moy den amarthsa, den evrisa den klanw.
Alh0eia panta elega, gamw to kerato moy.
0a faei h myga sidero kai to koynoypi taco,
ama kotas gia ne me vreis, sta marmarenia' lwnia.
Alla egw gia pisinh, 0a psaksw na se-e'brw.
0a exw taco sto deksi, farmakomeno karga,
kai sto zervo, moynopano, romantzo 0a krataw.
0a me gnwriseis pornalh, ap to mali to mavro.
Poy moyxei pesei prosfata, karafliasmenos eimai.
Syfiliasa poy plhrwsa, oktw ta katostaria
Ti na ta kaneis ta lefta, ama den exeis frango
ama den exeis metwpo, kseka0aro n' astraftei?
Gia mia ypolhps' egw zw, xalali h xartoyra.
Giafto kai gw paliopoyste, ta dondia soy gamaw.
Monaxos soy na erxese, kai teseris se pane.
mes to kivoyri ksaploto, khdia na soy kanoyn.
Ton Gatogamh mhn ton klais, ekei poy paei na pesei.
Natos petietai me ormh, me peos tentwmeno.
me matia trellobaboyra, malli ths kaliakoydas.
To taco vazei sto palto, shkwnetai kai fevgei.
Ksekinhse t' amaksi toy, gia Nea-Yorkh paei.
Thn pagania thn prostyxh, ston Tsiwra gia na sthsei.
Xaidevei thn pistola toy, ton timhmeno Nasty,
Kai me to yfos vlosyro, thn leoforo pairnei.
Thn leoforo thn makrya, poy vgazei sto lagardia.
Ali ali kai tsisali, 0a xalastoyn apopse
me ta koyboyria ta makria, sta marmareni' alwnia.
0a klapsoyn manes kai giagies, kai gates erwtiares.
Gavrilo katse fronima, den einai dw to soyli
edw sai sklavos toy Kosma, lakes toy Karakolh
Gavrilo skepsoy to kala, mh kaneis kammia trella.
Giati polla ta eth soy, kai tsaboykas to paizeis.
Ton Tsiwra ton ati0aso, akoma den ton ksereis.
Exei xalasei perissoys, sta marmarenia alwnia.
Einai kai prwto dikano, kai sto simadi assos.
Kaneis den 0a to h0ele, H sofh na xhrepsei.
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Perikles Konstantinides
Biblio 1o, "Apo thn meria tou Gabrilou". H skhnh einai
sto grafeio tou Gabrilou, sto Herndon, VA, gurw stis
4 to prwi, kai o prwtagwnisths molis exei xeka0arisei
1,234,000 error messages kai exei katebasei treis
ntouzines tacos, ola farmakwmena...
> Ela re ama sou kota tsimpoukolaryggostra,
> tyrannopoutanosaura gamw ta swthika sou.
> Ela re xamouromouxla, re sfigkopswlarpaxtra,
> ela re tsoutsounoleugie, gamw tous trapezites,
> ela poustotsatsogria, ax posa sou fulaw!
> Se perimenw pws kai pws re epidoma anergias,
> Tha se boutiksw gia kala re patsomalakia,
> tha sou gamhsw to stanio, oti exeis kai den exeis.
> Tha se gamhsw anwmala, mwrh xusosakkoula,
> allergiko kolospuro, athlia pswlarpaxtra,
> apolwlos wario mesa sthn kenwnia,
> Tin mpougatsoskatofatsa 0a sou thn sugurisw.
> Den thaxeis eksw na gurnas servietolexriti.
:-))))))))))))
Ti morfh, ti morfes mallon, kukloforousan tote sthn lista
auth, kai ti lista htan... Humor, auto mas leipei shmera...
pfk
southern cal ..................... Periklhs Fidel Klouzw