NEW PROTOCOL

[Wick Dangler]

Well, my little pickled friend, I think its' about time we changed that
little rule. After all, we are adults here, and I think that we should
be expected to spell things RIGHT, the first time!! Stop whining, you
miserable little paper shuffler, before I silence you once and for all!
As for Messr. S. L. Dickens, I have a weighty strop waiting for him
and all others who voted for that vegetarian wop-lover in the white
house.

Wick Dangler
"Fucked Clown Singular since five minutes ago..."

[EJ Fnord (aw, you know)]

Yikes, such stern invective! If there *is* a strop involved, and a clown,
I shudder to consider the terrible <wink-wink> implications of grotesque
lapses in grammar.

Are we talking iron maidens and acrobats? Hot pokers and mimes?
Testicularbinding and, well, testicular binding?

hoimhoimhoimhoim... <insert further Georgie Gessel references here>

I'll stop now, not because *I* want to, but because I felt I *owed*
it to him.

signed, EJ Fnord, consumer of flesh encased in entrails

[We have met the enemy and he is us.]

E ein't gunna sel nutttin reight in ef yu tnenk yu ken meke mi jest cum
hear en trie! Fickwade!

[EJ (salami man) Fnord]

Note excellent grammar in previous posting; no testicular binding required
here, ladies and gentlemen! Aye meen et. Rilly.