Speaking of . . . Re: age woes

[Roy Jacobsen]

Ready for an old one? (Pun intended.)

There are two things that you lose when you get older.

The second one is your memory.

I can't remember what the first one is.

(Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!) ;-)

Speaking of bad jokes, my boss at NDSU (an economist)
tells me there are three kinds of economists:

Those who can count,

and those who can't.

(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! that was bad. That's why I like it! :-)

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