God's tenure case ;-)

[Mitch Turitz]

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>Date: Fri, 4 Nov 1994 18:17:02 -0800 (PST)
>Subject: God's tenure case
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>thought you might get a laugh out of this:
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> Top Ten Reasons God Never Got Tenure at any University
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>1. He only had one major publication
>2. It was in Hebrew and had no references
>3. I wasn't published in a refereed journal and some doubt that he even
>wrote it himself
>4. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
>5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
>6. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use live subjects
>7. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the
>subjects
>8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book
>9. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests
>10 His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top
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