Barfalicious Tunes and Artists

[crispen]

In keeping with the spirit of the Top 10 classical list (and my own
natural proclivities toward spite, rage and obnoxity), I'll volunteer
to make a list of:

(a) The "classical" (nope, can't define it) piece you hate
the most.

(b) The "classical" artist/performer you hate the most.

(c) The "popular" (rock, jazz, pop, you name it) piece
you hate the most. Please list only the song here
(i.e., we don't want to know that you hate Bill Shatner's
rendition of Proud Mary). What we want is a song/piece that
would be bad no matter who sang/played it.

(d) The "popular" artist/performer you hate the most.

Now for the hard part. Come up with ONE in each category and email them
to me:

cri...@foxy.boeing.com

It's OK to leave out a category or two or three.

Deadline: by the time I read my mail Monday morning 5 October 1992.
I know I'd rather see entries to my email instead of to the list, and
I'm sure the rest of you would, too. So I'll ignore votes posted to
the list. I'll count the votes early next week and post the results.
Anonymity will be preserved.

Note: second choices on each of the items will be ignored, so make
your first shot count.
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| Rev. Bob "Bob" Crispen | Music should not be held responsible |
| cri...@foxy.boeing.com | for the people who listen to it. |
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[crispen]

Two clarifications: I'll post the names of respondents but not their
votes.

Also, don't make any assumptions about the depths of my ignorance.
If you hate Beethoven's Eroica Symphony, for example, please label
it as Symphony No. 3 (Eroica) if you happen to know that.
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| Rev. Bob "Bob" Crispen | Most people wouldn't know music if it|
| cri...@foxy.boeing.com | came up and bit them on the ass -- FZ|
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