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The D.O.C.

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:07:25 AM11/19/09
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hey,

i'm giving away free stuff starting tonight. this has nothing to do with the fact i'm moving to kunming, since we all know that's not really happening. i'm just feeling particularly generous.

among the stuff i'm giving away:

clothing (dapper)
giant tupperware
books
a stuffed tiger
an orange boa
my virginity
a cowboy hat
every party costume from the past 8 years (minus orange jumpsuits)
a scooter
a bicycle helmet
badminton rackets and shuttlecocks
hugs
the singapore open 2004 championship cup
a raison d'etre
a kansas city royals hat
a sewing kit
tuna
a tent
a couple of mattress pads
etc.

i am also selling two items for well below market value:

a canon printer, with a brand new printer cartridge, unopened.  100 rmb (the cartridge itself was 80)
a tv table from ikea 250 rmb (originally 800)

this stuff is going on a first come first serve basis.  don't email me asking to save you stuff, unless you are willing to pay for it.  you can show up here, jamie and ryan's apt, anytime after ten tonight. i'll be here all day tomorrow as well and a lot of saturday.  but whatever hasn't been claimed by then, i will be giving to the bike guy downstairs.

dr

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i prefer not to think of all the misery but of all the beauty that still remains.

            -anne frank

Jeff Orcutt

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:30:24 AM11/19/09
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How much would I have to pay for your virginity and a raison d'etre
(since after getting the former I will no longer have the latter)?

A raison d'etre, for the uninitiated, is a really good mirco-brewed
beer from Dogfish head brewery (which is a great brewery even though
it is based in Delaware).

And yes, I am very busy at work....

Don't forget Pickup this week will be indoors. Keep tuned to location
and time (might be earlier in the day on Sunday).
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The D.O.C.

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:38:46 AM11/19/09
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it's all free if you get here first

Matthew Knowles

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Nov 19, 2009, 1:29:04 PM11/19/09
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dibs on the kansas city hat, you know you love me more than tao
     matthew knowles

Ellen Wong

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Nov 19, 2009, 9:19:37 PM11/19/09
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and if anyone needs boxes to move stuff, still have a lot of them!

>
> On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 12:38 AM, The D.O.C. <picassog...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > it's all free if you get here first
>
> > On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 4:30 PM, Jeff Orcutt <orcutt.j...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
> >> How much would I have to pay for your virginity and a raison d'etre
> >> (since after getting the former I will no longer have the latter)?
>
> >> A raison d'etre, for the uninitiated, is a really good mirco-brewed
> >> beer from Dogfish head brewery (which is a great brewery even though
> >> it is based in Delaware).
>
> >> And yes, I am very busy at work....
>
> >> Don't forget Pickup this week will be indoors. Keep tuned to location
> >> and time (might be earlier in the day on Sunday).
>
> >> On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 4:07 PM, The D.O.C. <picassog...@gmail.com>
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