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pitch, not catch. Otherwise you place yourself in mortal danger of a
perforated colon, which is no laughing matter, as Kenneth Pinyan,
otherwise known as Mr. Hands, could tell you... from his grave.
I must also, despite the sensitive disposition of our fair readers,
bring to attention the despicable game you have been playing these
last four years with the lives of innocent, sentient beings. The other
day, during one of my several leisurely Internet browsing sessions, I
uncovered a disturbing Seattle Times article documenting your
unscrupulous lifestyle and laying bare your degenerate constitution. I
quote: "But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on
the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is
a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker
animals."
Jeff, you pervert! Horses are one thing, but small, furry, defenseless
animals? I... I'm aghast. I'm absolutely shocked beyond words. How
sick. How vile! How... how dastardly! You should be ashamed. What your
dark, monstrous conscience will tolerate in the basement of your
private dwelling is not for us to judge, but to betray your friends
and acquaintances by bringing this defilement upon us in the world of
virtue and light is unforgivable. How Joe has co-habitated with you
all this time is beyond guessing, though we should probably take pity
at the horrors -- gross and unfathomable! -- he has repressed in the
name of survival!
It will take us years to erase the vestiges of your profanity from our
collective consciousness. I beseech you do us the favor of removing
yourself from our chaste community at once. Your libido has harmed its
last living soul.
Sincerely,
Beijing Ultimate Community