The Weekly Email By Betsy--Dec 15, 2010

[Betsy]

frisbee adobo,

betsy is back after basking in the philippines and getting her fill of
beaches, sunshine, and chiseled, tropical, testosterone-filled men
(read: lincoln) before returning to freezing beijing to hibernate for
the winter. she knows you (read: tao) were going through betsy
withdrawal, but betsy wouldn't abandon you (read: baby girl) and
deprive you (read: still baby girl) of her scintillating seasonal
sauciness. because she loves you (read: oh crap, maybe was that
andy?). yes she does.

WEEKLY ITEM #1: Schedule

Pickup Wednesdays 7-9pm and Saturdays 2-4pm at BCIS

no practice until gareth deems it warm enough to cut off that awful
facial hair.

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WEEKLY ITEM #2: Upcoming Tournaments

Vietnam Hat tournament, December 18-19th, 2010
Bangkok Hat tournament, February 12-13 or 19-20, 2011
Phnom Penh Big Phat Hat tournament, March 5-6, 2011
Boracay Beach tournament, March 20-21
PAGANELLO! Beach tournament, April 21-25, 2011

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WEEKLY ITEM #3: Lunch time Poll

1. matching: who asked for what for christmas?

A. gareth 1. an iphone
B. sandy 2. an iphone
C. ken dry 3. a new boyfriend, or at least his abs back
D. kevin 4. a new boyfriend, and possibly new shorts
E. leigh 5. a green man
F. chaitkin 6. a new roommate
H. Ingrid 7. a few more inches on his "vertical"
G. doc 8. what's christmas?


2. which of the following couples are so hot right now?

a. chaik-fil-a
b. destijimmer
c. drewleigh mobloomfat-young
d. muelin mattgrid
e. garcraft
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now is the time in the weekly email when betsy gives her weekly shout
outs and call outs. remember, you want to get shouted out, but you do
not want to get called out.

--special manila edition--

a shout out to zahlen. sure, you are fatter and slower, getting
older, and not as sharp-witted as you once were. but something
something thanks for playing with big brother in manila. it was
pretty great.

a call out to ellen. next time baby girl invents a game that directly
involves embarrassing and upsetting you, try harder not to be
embarrassed and upset. it ruins all the fun.

a shout out to rob. betsy doesn’t care what everyone else says about
you, she still thinks you are fun.

a call out to subic. possibly more parking attendants would improve
the experience. beijing did not feel like all their parking needs were
being met. just a suggestion.

a shout out to chaitkin. yay chaitkin.

a call out to kevin. more botched jeepny rentals, please. what does
a girl have to do to get completely lost and ripped off in the
philippines nowadays? go home with a green man, perhaps?

a shout out to nina. nina played an entire tournament without injuring
anyone. jim’s feelings do not count.

a call out to green man. betsy knows what happened on the golf
course, and she’s never going to be able to think of “hole 10” on the
“back nine” the same way again.

a shout out to femtight. gareth can tell you why.

a call out to penifresh. betsy is allergic to tutti-fruiti and now she
has a rash. on her feet. joe can tell you why.

a shout out to hhh, nicki, baby girl, gareth, and jim. seriously, you
all deserved the awards given to you. no joking. for reals yo. also
tao and zach for the greatest. seriously everyone.

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and finally, your moment of zen…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GS6gKxG_jo

catch you on the field,
betsy
xxxooo

[Tao]

Oh, great, Betsy is back whoring up the town. Are you using protection
this time at least, you skank?

But Alex Ornik is REALLY excited. No, seriously.