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betsy beijing

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Jan 12, 2009, 10:08:39 AM1/12/09
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hey frisbee mavericks,

the thing about betsy is you never know when i am going to show up.  and that's the way you like me.

congratulations to all the winners of the hangtime mini hat tournament.  we had five teams, tons of fun, but only one team of supreme champions.  they are:

betsy
helen
char
jim
doc
li hong (peng? heng? hung? i'm not sure)
xie

betsy wasn't happy with her team, what with getting stuck with doc, and having to watch jim and char drool all over each other.  but seeing as we won, it was moderately okay.  it's always fun to crush joe pellicano in the jaws of defeat and spit him up like the mashed dribble a robin feeds to her babies.

but betsy seems to have a lot of things to be angry about lately.  not only does america now have a terrorist muslim for a president who wasn't even born in the united states of america, but now there's some new committee trying to usurp power in beijing ultimate. roger and lin, i'm talking about you two.  don't think i don't know what you've been up to.  well, it stops now.

i have the pleasure of announcing the new shadow committee.  what is the shadow committee? the shadow committee has been running everything around here for the past 6 months, since the old shadow committee imploded over who's job it was to make sure that tao got the eff out of beijing.  i mean, we all wanted to do it, and nothing else got accomplished for like forever.

without further ado, the new shadow committee:

Betsy: President for Life
Doc: First Tiger
Patrick Li: The Godfather
Jenn Brown: R & D (Revenge and Disinformation)
Wang Bing: The Ghost
Gabe Monroe: Robot
Julio: Seargeant at Arms.

so that's it. no more fun and games.  the shadow committee is back!

betsy
xxxooo

Tao

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Jan 12, 2009, 2:05:19 PM1/12/09
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Why would you want to drive me away, I appreciate you so -
http://beijingultimate.blogspot.com/search/label/Betsy%20Beijing

Bonedaddy

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Jan 12, 2009, 7:07:29 PM1/12/09
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Tao,

Quit trying to score brownie points.



On Jan 13, 3:05 am, Tao <anthonyta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Why would you want to drive me away, I appreciate you so -http://beijingultimate.blogspot.com/search/label/Betsy%20Beijing

Kevin Reitz

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Jan 12, 2009, 10:35:50 PM1/12/09
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betsy has spoken, tao. you were no longer welcome and had to go.

but if you were to come back, say, crazy soon, i think we'd all
forgive your numerous past mistakes.
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Tao

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Jan 12, 2009, 11:41:01 PM1/12/09
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I don't know what you're talking about on either counts. What
mistakes.

Jeff Orcutt

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Jan 13, 2009, 12:01:38 AM1/13/09
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Don't think you two should call your love child a mistake...

Andy Young

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Jan 13, 2009, 12:04:40 AM1/13/09
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Dear Betsy,

You need to get one of these to enforce better:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896628
--
Richard Andrew Young
UNC '08 Alumni
Peace, War, and Defense
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