The Weekly Email By Betsy--8-28-09
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Betsy
Aug 27, 2009, 10:06:33 PM8/27/09
to Beijing Ultimate
huckleberries,
this is a sad time for betsy. she appreciates all your heartfelt and
sincere thoughts in this trying, trying time. besty realizes you all
look up to her and see her as your inspiration, as your leader, as
your nurturing, yet firm, guide through this journey as you shed your
fledgling self and spread your glorious wings amid Her bright, warm,
inviting light. yeah, she gets all that. the presents you’ve
lavished upon her made it abundantly clear, as did the bundles of
cash.
but unless you can make lincoln return, none of you are safe from her
grief-induced wrath.
WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
Every Tuesday, Pick Up, 8-10, Deshengmen
Every Sunday, Pick Up, 3-6, Happy Valley
_________
WEEKLY ITEM #2: Upcoming Tournaments
Sept 19-20: Dalian Tournament in Dalian, China.
Oct 25-26: Hong Kong in Hong Kong, China.
Oct 31-Nov 1: Boracay Beach Tournament in Boracay, Philippines.
Nov 5: Worlds Qualifier in Manila
Nov 6-8: Manila Spirits in Manila, Philippines.
if you are planning to go to any of these tournaments and haven’t
alerted the likely captains, do so now. teams are forming up quickly.
lincoln may be at manila so in betsy’s mind, there is only one
tournament left this year. it will be tropical and it will be raining
dolla bills and betsy hopes to get supermanned in boracay.
_________
now is the time in the weekly email when betsy gives her weekly shout
outs and call outs. remember, you want to get shouted out, but you
don't want to get called out.
a shout out to jim and jehan. betsy loves when little men cram
themselves into tight, dirty spaces.
a call out to tao and margaret. it is rumored that all the summer
league captains made a wager before the summer league party: if a
member of your team is the first to boot, you must turf the first disc
on sunday. both tao and margaret booted, failed to follow the terms
of the wager, and were smacked down by karma thusly to a finish even
lower than 4th place: Called Out 4th Place.
a shout out to kevin. you are a rock diety, like pegasus or mc
hammer. you make betsy want to shoop.
a call out to the wu crew. move closer to dong zhi men. it will be
easier on all of us. especially on those of us that want you closer
to dong zhi men.
a shout out to joe. partial nudity at beijing ultimate gatherings has
risen 21% since your return. keep up the good work.
a house-keeping call out to CUUP. ugh. betsy’s brain throws up a
little when she thinks about you people. at least you were able to
take shanghai down with you.
a shout out to body shots. betsy declares all future body shots must
be done off hairless people. she spent half the night hacking up jims
nipple hairs. *shudder*
a call out to alchemy. you turned lead into poop. you should have
stayed home and got philosopher stoned instead.
a shout out to hello sexy. hello sexy.
a call out to alfred, the monkey butler. wow. all of beijing joins
betsy as we collectively shake our heads in your general direction.
<head shake>
a shout out to catcher in the sky. sure, you could have made it easy
on yourself and guaranteed victory by choosing the betsy-original “a
markbreaking huck of staggering genius” as your team name, but betsy
gives respect to you for persevering under such harsh team name
conditions. unclever people need the most reassurance.
_________
WEEKLY RUMOR THAT MUST BE TRUE:
after the beijing ultimate summer league dinner and tequila shots at
sandy's cousin's bar, apparently the redbucks played a thrilling show
at gingkos, two blazing sets of bluegrass with stunning performances
from beijing ultimate residents chris, amy, and chip. later they let
the one drop with some tight reggae to round out the night. it was
quite possibly the most electrifying concert to hit beijing since
avril lavigne last tour. no member of beijing ultimate who was in the
crowd remembers any of it, though a few of them remember booting
later.
_________
WEEKLY ITEM #3: Lunch Time Poll
betsy learned this week that doc is trying out a new nickname. she
likes “pg” but thinks it needs to carry a deeper, more descriptive
meaning than Picasso girl. which of the following meanings is most
appropriate:
a) post-modern gaylord
b) pansy growth
c) putrid gas
d) petite groin
cast your votes!
and finally, your moment of zen…
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=633809648245&ref=mf
catch you on the field,
betsy
xxxooo
this is a sad time for betsy. she appreciates all your heartfelt and
sincere thoughts in this trying, trying time. besty realizes you all
look up to her and see her as your inspiration, as your leader, as
your nurturing, yet firm, guide through this journey as you shed your
fledgling self and spread your glorious wings amid Her bright, warm,
inviting light. yeah, she gets all that. the presents you’ve
lavished upon her made it abundantly clear, as did the bundles of
cash.
but unless you can make lincoln return, none of you are safe from her
grief-induced wrath.
WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
Every Tuesday, Pick Up, 8-10, Deshengmen
Every Sunday, Pick Up, 3-6, Happy Valley
_________
WEEKLY ITEM #2: Upcoming Tournaments
Sept 19-20: Dalian Tournament in Dalian, China.
Oct 25-26: Hong Kong in Hong Kong, China.
Oct 31-Nov 1: Boracay Beach Tournament in Boracay, Philippines.
Nov 5: Worlds Qualifier in Manila
Nov 6-8: Manila Spirits in Manila, Philippines.
if you are planning to go to any of these tournaments and haven’t
alerted the likely captains, do so now. teams are forming up quickly.
lincoln may be at manila so in betsy’s mind, there is only one
tournament left this year. it will be tropical and it will be raining
dolla bills and betsy hopes to get supermanned in boracay.
_________
now is the time in the weekly email when betsy gives her weekly shout
outs and call outs. remember, you want to get shouted out, but you
don't want to get called out.
a shout out to jim and jehan. betsy loves when little men cram
themselves into tight, dirty spaces.
a call out to tao and margaret. it is rumored that all the summer
league captains made a wager before the summer league party: if a
member of your team is the first to boot, you must turf the first disc
on sunday. both tao and margaret booted, failed to follow the terms
of the wager, and were smacked down by karma thusly to a finish even
lower than 4th place: Called Out 4th Place.
a shout out to kevin. you are a rock diety, like pegasus or mc
hammer. you make betsy want to shoop.
a call out to the wu crew. move closer to dong zhi men. it will be
easier on all of us. especially on those of us that want you closer
to dong zhi men.
a shout out to joe. partial nudity at beijing ultimate gatherings has
risen 21% since your return. keep up the good work.
a house-keeping call out to CUUP. ugh. betsy’s brain throws up a
little when she thinks about you people. at least you were able to
take shanghai down with you.
a shout out to body shots. betsy declares all future body shots must
be done off hairless people. she spent half the night hacking up jims
nipple hairs. *shudder*
a call out to alchemy. you turned lead into poop. you should have
stayed home and got philosopher stoned instead.
a shout out to hello sexy. hello sexy.
a call out to alfred, the monkey butler. wow. all of beijing joins
betsy as we collectively shake our heads in your general direction.
<head shake>
a shout out to catcher in the sky. sure, you could have made it easy
on yourself and guaranteed victory by choosing the betsy-original “a
markbreaking huck of staggering genius” as your team name, but betsy
gives respect to you for persevering under such harsh team name
conditions. unclever people need the most reassurance.
_________
WEEKLY RUMOR THAT MUST BE TRUE:
after the beijing ultimate summer league dinner and tequila shots at
sandy's cousin's bar, apparently the redbucks played a thrilling show
at gingkos, two blazing sets of bluegrass with stunning performances
from beijing ultimate residents chris, amy, and chip. later they let
the one drop with some tight reggae to round out the night. it was
quite possibly the most electrifying concert to hit beijing since
avril lavigne last tour. no member of beijing ultimate who was in the
crowd remembers any of it, though a few of them remember booting
later.
_________
WEEKLY ITEM #3: Lunch Time Poll
betsy learned this week that doc is trying out a new nickname. she
likes “pg” but thinks it needs to carry a deeper, more descriptive
meaning than Picasso girl. which of the following meanings is most
appropriate:
a) post-modern gaylord
b) pansy growth
c) putrid gas
d) petite groin
cast your votes!
and finally, your moment of zen…
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=633809648245&ref=mf
catch you on the field,
betsy
xxxooo
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