HOCKEY anyone?

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Yin Kong

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May 1, 2009, 2:31:29 PM5/1/09
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its playoff time. 
caps v pens
1am sunday morning (or really late saturday night)
luga's- the big one.

any one interested?  this is the only 1am-er of the series.... the other games will call for 9am breakfast beers.
yin

Jason Cox

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May 1, 2009, 7:14:00 PM5/1/09
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If you guys want to pick a winner...go with the Vancouver Canucks.
Beat the crap out of Chicago last night. And besides, they are
Canada's last hope to bring home Lord Stanley's Cup. Game 2 goes
Sunday morning at around 3AM Beijing time.

JC.

Tao

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May 2, 2009, 9:33:37 AM5/2/09
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Can someone translate this into English please?

Bonedaddy

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May 2, 2009, 11:28:39 AM5/2/09
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I got this Tao,

I visited Niagara Falls once and am therefore widely considered
foreign expert about the sport of Hockey (or Ho-Kay, as they refer to
it in some parts of Canada)

Hockey is a sport where you have two teams of players. One team
pushes a big heavy puck across the ice while two other people either
scratch or smooth the ice in front of the puck. If the puck comes to
rest on a large bull's eye, it is referred to as a hole in one. Three
holes in one make a touchdown, three touchdowns is a hat trick. At
the end of the season there is a big competition where the prize is a
large silver goblet. From this goblet, the victorious team drinks
either mare or seal blood, depending if the current year ends in an
odd or even number.

Oddly enough, a mixed team from South and North Carolina were the
victors in last years joust.

That's the general idea.

-Bonedady

Jason Cox

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May 2, 2009, 2:06:57 PM5/2/09
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Ouch...being told how hockey works from a South Carolinian really
stings. Actually hockey is much more simple than that. As the great
Bob McKenzie explains:

"There are 3 halves to a hockey game, each called periods, they are 20
minutes long, and they stop to fight."

Enough said...JC.
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