I got this Tao,
I visited Niagara Falls once and am therefore widely considered
foreign expert about the sport of Hockey (or Ho-Kay, as they refer to
it in some parts of Canada)
Hockey is a sport where you have two teams of players. One team
pushes a big heavy puck across the ice while two other people either
scratch or smooth the ice in front of the puck. If the puck comes to
rest on a large bull's eye, it is referred to as a hole in one. Three
holes in one make a touchdown, three touchdowns is a hat trick. At
the end of the season there is a big competition where the prize is a
large silver goblet. From this goblet, the victorious team drinks
either mare or seal blood, depending if the current year ends in an
odd or even number.
Oddly enough, a mixed team from South and North Carolina were the
victors in last years joust.
That's the general idea.
-Bonedady