The Weekly Email By Betsy--5-21-08
betsy beijing
hey frisbee clones,
according to this week's beijing ultimate lunar calender, it's celebrate the awesomeness of sandy week. you may not realize that beijing ultimate has a lunar calender, but it's how betsy plans out her work, social, and biological calenders. so be sure this week to reflect on how lucky you are to have sandy as a friend. it will also be a good time to do things such as make sandy dinner, buy her presents, give her money, or wash her car.
ok, on to the email.
WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
Thursday May 22, Pick Up, 8-10, NEW TIME AND NEW PLACE.
Weekday pickup is back on,
Jiuxianqiao secondary school 酒仙桥一中
South of Lido, between Dongfengbeiqiao and Siyuanqiao on East 4th ring
road, see map link:
http://ditu.mapbar.com/localsearch/#ac=lc&keyword=%E9%85%92%E4%BB%99%...
betsy refuses to vouch for the validity of these directions. in fact, they are most likely wrong, and there are many people to blame for that, including but not limited to: the beijing ultimate committee, kelly, andy lau, candice's mom, our van driver, the new york yankees, and matt flynn. please send any and all complaints concerning field location to matt flynn at imaf...@gmail.com
Saturday May 24, Big Brother Practice, 12-2 Dulwich.
Practice is on, and you need to be on time. Van will leave from DZM at 11:00. Be there before 11. we won't have the luxury of staying on the fields indefinitely this week. We have to be in and out. (fill in your own joke about Candice's mom here.)
Sunday May 25, Pick Up, Olympic Bird's Nest, 7 am-9 pm, Free.
Be there. Check the group later in the week for more details.
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lunch time poll (the proprietary property of betsy beijing productions. if you have sent out a poll to the group, you owe betsy money. that means you, doc, jason and char):
Which of the following is the most awesome reason that Sandy is awesome:
a) she works at dulwich and gets us cheap fields
b) she has the second best chinese in beijing ultimate, behind jim
c) she is super friendly and always nice
d) she has her own car
WEEKLY ITEM #2: Upcoming Events
The 2nd Annual China Nationals Tournament
This year's natties are going to be held in the capital. The dates will be May 31st and June 1st. It is going to be Beijing's first time ever to host a tournament. If you are interested in helping organize this year's tournament, please contact Kelly at kndu218 at hotmail dot com.
The plan will be to split big brother into two squads, just like last year. if you want to be on the sexy team, now's the time to show betsy that you belong. auditions will be held nightly at betsy's apartment.
If you have not already done so, respond to Jason's email about china nationals so big brother can finish forming teams.
Future Tournaments:
―6月 21日--22日 ―― Shanghai
―8月 30日--31日 ―― Singapore
―Late October ―― Hong Kong
―11月 22日--23日 ―― Manila
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WEEKLY ITEM #3: Betsy's Corner
Since Betsy doesn't have enough of a platform to share her views and opinions on how awesome she is, she's gone ahead and started this new forum.
embarrassing scenes betsy witnessed this week:
kevin being convinced that i don't actually exist when i was sitting in the back of the van the entire time.
question: how many times does jim have to grind chris bohner on the dance floor before it becomes awkward for everyone involved?
answer: once
if you thought ryan was drunk on saturday night, ask him about the time he woke up pantsless in ju'er hutong cradling a potted plant and a meat cleaver in his arms. but don't ask jamie about it. he prefers to forget the entire episode.
doc actually telling someone with a straight face that he can speak chinese.
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WEEKLY RUMOR THAT MUST BE TRUE:
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Weekly Rumor Disclaimer: The Weekly Rumor is absolutely and one hundred percent true. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
WEEKLY ITEM #4: Social Calender
Friday May 23, Pink Shirt Friday, All around Beijing
Pink shirt friday returns. Be in the know to know where to be.
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which brings us finally to your moment of zen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfI7nP1XGQk
the best part is, he's available ladies.
catch you on the field,
betsy
xxxooo
Kelly
--6月 21日--22日 ---- Shanghai
--8月 30日--31日 ---- Singapore
--Late October ---- Hong Kong
--11月 22日--23日 ---- Manila
Sandy Wang
--6月 21日--22日 ---- Shanghai
--8月 30日--31日 ---- Singapore
--Late October ---- Hong Kong
--11月 22日--23日 ---- Manila