The Weekly Email By Betsy--6-02-09

[Betsy]

frisbifarians,

betsy is all aglow this week. she is well rested from the long
weekend and has eaten enough glutinous rice balls to last through the
winter. if she never sees another zong zi again in her life, she will
be sad, because they are tasty.

so she's got that going for her, which is nice. then there's the whole
big brother world domination at shanghai in only 11 days thing. get
pumped.

WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule

Every Tuesday, Pick Up, 8-10pm, Deshengmen
come work on the skills from the last few practices: switches, break
throws, hard marks, and the first step after your throw.

Sunday, Big Brother practice, Dulwich, 2-4pm, followed by pickup 4-6pm

Thursday, Fraggle Rock Viewing, Club Sandwich, 8-10pm
it's no secret that fraggle rock is all abuzz these days. everyone's
talking about it, even the uncool kids like doc. he says things like,
what’s a fraggle? regardless, everyone’s excited. jim got the masses
joined together in a theme song sing-along at laurene's BCD. then
they cried sweet, sweet tears of anticipatory joy. gobo would be
proud.
_________

WEEKLY ITEM #2: MAILBAG
every week, betsy gets a lot of emails inviting her out on dates,
complementing her on her leadership skills, asking her ultimate
related questions, and wanting to know who she is. the mailbag is
where she answers these questions. as always, these are real letters
from real readers.

Letter #1:

hi betsy,
i haven’t been coming out much lately but i was wondering, are there
any new studs in town i should keep my eye on? i appreciate any tips!

looking for fresh meat,
c-dice

hi c-dice:
first of all, you know our arrangement: after betsy’s had her pick
you can slum off the leftovers. but the sad truth is, there isn’t
much to work with these days. even our resident bachelors are
shacking up… kevin, chris, doc, and tao, against all odds, are getting
lucky. and there have been few replacements as of late. joe and jeff
are still technically available, although they don’t like to be
separated. how do you feel about indian?

betsy
xxxooo

Letter #2:

hi betsy,
this is gavin, from the dragons. why don’t you ever come out to
play ultimate? i have never seen you there.

can’t wait to play with you!
gavin

hi gavin!
thanks for writing! betsy has been out, almost every week. she’s
always wanted to meet you, but the truth is, she’s a little shy in
person. you will have to make the first move.

heart-a-fluttering,
betsy
xxxooo

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now is the time in the weekly email when betsy gives her weekly shout
outs and call outs. remember, you want to get shouted out, but you
don't want to get called out.

a shout out to laurene. thanks for teaching us that some french
people are actually pretty cool. you’ll be missed. betsy will come
visit you in brazil.

a call out to kevin. catch your cares away? you get your head out of
your butt. even doc knew that one and he’s more clueless than tao.
shake shake, kevin, shake shake.

a shout out to jeff. jeff remains on semi-permanent shout out
status. this week, betsy congratulates him for yet another bumbling
adventure which eventually descended into complete drunken madness,
culminating in repeated bouts of falling down. that was disc on
saturday. also for that time when he drank a half bottle of whiskey.

a call out to aaron and tao. you have one more weekend before
shanghai to set up the awards party. do not tempt betsy’s wrath.
she’s been in a good mood lately.

a shout out to marjory. betsy appreciates how your minions sing your
praises… “the trash heap has spoken! nyeah!". betsy will be taking
lessons on thursday, and will soon have her congregation praising her
thusly.

a call out to sandy, tao, alicia, doc, charlotte. you all are making
betsy work hard for material this week. even harder than you need to
work to get with tao’s mom. fortunately tao’s mom is still comedy
gold.

a shout out the whole frisbee community. you make betsy proud. get
pumped. shanghai is only 11 days away.

a call out to jehan. why haven’t you called? betsy doesn’t like to
play games.

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WEEKLY RUMOR THAT MUST BE TRUE: betsy witnessed a perverse display of
man-on-man-beast action after laurene’s bcd. while joe looked on with
jealousy, jim was seen taking luxurious body shots off jeff: salt in
the belly button, lime squeezed onto the nipples, mouth-to-mouthing
the tequila. hsing-hui while practicing for a future in gay porn,
captured the whole thing, put it to music, and will be distributing it
at all the local dvd cellars. the reception will be outstanding.
look for a sneak preview at this week’s fraggle rock showing. hsing-
hui has already leaked information about her next installment… doc the
peep and brian the martyr starring in “middle-aged lovin”.
_________

and finally, your moment of zen:

…will be shown this thursday at club sandwich, from 8-10pm.

catch you on the field,
betsy
xxxooo

[Jehan]

Betsy,

I don't play games.

I play *game*.





(Yes, I really wrote that)

[Kevin]

Do what betsy says, come to Club Sandwich tonight.

That is all.

~Kevin

[Jeff Orcutt]

Extra points for anyone who can tell us all of the alternative lyrics to the Fraggle theme song... you know. The dirty ones.

[Betsy]

bafflegab today *clap clap*
don't get the clap that's not okay
doc is really gay *clap clap*
come watch fraggle rock.

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