[OL] the new bride...

[Mr. Mistery]

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Anny, the new bride, went crying to her mother. "Momma, I can't get Neil to
do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off."
"Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for six
years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he's
too old."

Mr. Mistery.

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[Larie (Digitale Zandweg 399, Us Net)]

Mr. Mistery (nietm...@chello.nl) in
485ecb87$0$14360$e4fe...@news.xs4all.nl:

> Wanna have fun? click on:
> http://www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html
>
>
> Anny, the new bride, went crying to her mother. "Momma, I can't get
> Neil to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps
> putting it off." "Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to
> your father for six years, I've found the only way to get him to do
> anything is to tell him he's too old."

(1-2-3, 1-2)

An old man came courting me, hey ding-doorum down.
An old man came courting me, me being young.
An old man came courting me, fain he would marry me.
Maids when you're young never wed an old man.

Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum.
He's got no faloorum, faliddle aye ay.
He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding-doorum,
So maids when you're young never wed an old man.

etc.

--
Larie