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Jokes about Belgium & others
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Schiphol.....
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Wanna have fun? click on: [link] Toen ze op Schiphol op het vliegtuig zat te wachten, werd haar naam afgeroepen. Bij de balie van de luchtvaartmaatschappij werd haar een brief overhandigd, die speciaal door een koerier gebracht was. In de brief stond het volgende: "Beste ex-vrouw, Niets heeft mij vandaag meer plezier gedaan... more »
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Computers make is easy.....
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Wanna have fun? click on: [link] Computers make it easy to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do, don't need to be done. Mr. Mistery. Wanna have fun? click on: [link]
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Walking Eagle
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Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing Native Americans present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every... more »
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Two prostitutes were talking.....
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Wanna have fun? click on: [link] Two prostitutes were talking: "We're in the best business in the world" said one. "Why's that then?" said the other. "Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!" replied the first. Mr. Mistery. Wanna have fun? click on:... more »
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kikkers
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[link] De bedoeling is de kikkers van plaats te verwisselen...
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A frustrated wife ........
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Wanna have fun? click on: [link] A frustrated wife tells her friend, "I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!" Her friend replies, "Why would you want to divorce him for that?" The wife says, "Every time he gets around a young woman, he keeps... more »
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logica ?
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Een kind vraagt aan zijn vader: 'Papa waarom eten wij geen apenvlees?' De vader die een beetje door de vraag wordt verrast, antwoordt hem: 'Heu! Dat is omdat wij van de apen afstammen! Als wij ervan zouden eten, dan zou het, als het ware willen zeggen dat wij onze voorvaders zouden opeten?' De kleine jongen denkt het begrepen te hebben en vroeg:... more »
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the new bride...
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Wanna have fun? click on: [link] Anny, the new bride, went crying to her mother. "Momma, I can't get Neil to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off." "Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for six years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he's... more »
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Confidentially.......
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Wanna have fun? click on: [link] A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her... more »
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