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[Mike Abendroth]

http://www.puritansermons.com/frivol/blurb.htm

Create A Blurb For Your Evangelical Church

Use the Mush Mixter 2000® to create Evangelical blurbs. Just choose the options below and click on the "Process" button to instantly create a blurb tailored to your church. You may then paste it into your church home page, flyers, mail circulars, or use it in your next telemarketing outreach.

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Tell me a little about your church...

Type of blurb desired: Vapid Vacuous Evanescent	Denominational Affiliation: Nondenominational Independent Reformed Baptist Presbyterian	View of Culture: Culture is Normative Culture is Good Culture is Fallen
Charismatic? non-Charismatic Charismatic	Your Worship is Determined by: Man-Pleasing Pandering Pragmatism Scripture	Your Pastor mostly Reads: the Puritans Leadership Magazine Time Magazine The sports page

Click often on the button above to create new blurbs of excellence.

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Thanks.

 

HBTN

 

Mike Abendroth

www.nocompromiseradio.com

 

www.bbcchurch.org

 

Ephesians 3:21 auvtw/| h` do,xa evn th/| evkklhsi,a|

Thomas Watson, "[Jesus] alone is the Prince of Preachers.  He alone is the best of expositors."

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