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Think you got 'huevos grande'?
From: r...@hooked.net (RcB)
Subject: Think you got 'huevos grande'?
Date: 1995/10/25
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Got this in email just now, thought I'd share the chuckles...
>Here's the story that tops them all. If any of you guys out there have ever
>thought you have balls, forget about it. This is a true story that just
>happened at a wedding at Clemson. A buddy of mine from my baseball team knows
>a guy that was at the wedding. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
>microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for
>coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
>especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming. To
>thank everyone for coming and bearing gifts and everything, he said he wanted
>to give everyone a gift from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair
>was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told them to
>open it.Inside the manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having
>sex with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and
>hired a private detective to trail them.) After he stood there and watched
>people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said
>Fuck You, he turned to the bride and said Fuck You, and then said I'm out of
>here. He got the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would have
>broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy goes
>through with it anyway. His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a 300
>guest wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen,
>and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of friends,
>family, grandparents, etc.
>
>This is his world, we just live in it.
Rich Bland
r...@intsyson.com
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