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[Mattison]

Bob Becker - The World's Leading Authority (b...@netcom.com) wrote:

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life is ART
by bob who wont take me to lunch and mattison

[Bob Becker - The World's Leading Authority]

In article <leblonkC...@netcom.com> leb...@netcom.com (Marcel Blonk) writes:
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>Two women sitting on sofa, with yellow flowers and three red lion
>sculptures, flanked by neo-gothic curtains with a small white dog
>lying in front of the fireplace, all seen from the perspective of
>someone far, far away.

Oh WOW! Nudes! Hubba-hubba.....

[Marcel Blonk]

Bob Becker - The World's Leading Authority (b...@netcom.com) wrote:

: Oh WOW! Nudes! Hubba-hubba.....

And that is *before* you have seen my new erotic masterpiece:

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Two nude women doing the nasty with one another, with Love Master Butch
watching (he likes to watch) on the kitchen floor with various implements,
lots of whip cream and black leather, right after the aliens entered the
kitchen and vaporized them.

[Bob Becker - The World's Leading Authority]

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Yellow Flower
Still Life
By Bob

[Marcel Blonk]

[Ron Drake]

In article <ayseCx9...@netcom.com>, ay...@netcom.com (Ayse Sercan) wrote:

> Oh.... the irony! The flower appears to be a blackened stump, and yet he
> calls it Yellow Flower. Clearly Becker is making a comment on the
> pollution/blackening and death of the Bay Area. What was Yellow is Black.
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> Any comments, Ron?

I sit here with blunted sword
Wond'ring how my ox was gored
Does cider any calm afford?
Does it matter where it's poured?

Blackening? O! Bay Surveyor!
Man is such a good Decayer
I think that some will turn to prayer
Once we've lost the ozone layer

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[Mattison]

Marcel Blonk (leb...@netcom.com) wrote:

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Mr. Marcel:
I thought this was a cow eye - one of those gross ones you get @ the flea
market.

I love them - I keep them with my chicken feet - key chain holder!
Matti

[Bob Becker - The World's Leading Authority]

In article <371qm4$8...@hpscit.sc.hp.com> mi...@vid.hp.com (Mike Fischer) writes:
>This thread inspired me...
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>See why I don't try to write Haiku?

You should. With obvious artistic ability like this, you
could become a legend.

Slowly the screw turns
My screwdriver is heavy
Its name is phillips

[Ayse Sercan]

Mike Fischer <mi...@vid.hp.com> wrote:
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>See why I don't try to write Haiku?

Because you're too busy hanging drywall?

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ay...@netcom.com
"That's right. Ladies first on, gentlemen first off. So the
ladies could land on the nice soft gentlemen, rather than
the sidewalk, if they tripped." --Miss Manners

[Aaron Hall]

In article <mattartC...@netcom.com> mat...@netcom.com (Mattison) writes:
>Marcel Blonk (leb...@netcom.com) wrote:
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>: Two women sitting on sofa, with yellow flowers and three red lion
>: sculptures, flanked by neo-gothic curtains with a small white dog
>: lying in front of the fireplace, all seen from the perspective of
>: someone far, far away.
>Mr. Marcel:
>I thought this was a cow eye - one of those gross ones you get @ the flea
>market.

What the heck is she talking about here?

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>I love them - I keep them with my chicken feet - key chain holder!
>Matti

You keep cows eyes and chicken feet on your keychain? That *is* gross.

Aaron