and maybe broadcasting too?
And for posting on Usenet under an obviously fictitious name?...r
--
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optometrist asks whether you see the glass
more full like this?...or like this?
are you anxious to know me on a first name basis, miss draney? Tell me
your fetish first, and the office you aspire to, then we'll talk, your
friend, aka bozo
-bdn-
Back when I was running for office my fetish was to jerk off
once a year into a judge's robe while wearing it on the bench beneath
which I perch out of sight of the crowd in session. The next part of
my fetish to not have sex again for an entire year. That would be the
idea when you run for office; publicly admit to the wildest fetish you
can imagine, but that you only do it once a year.
Tommy Joe
I think we now have all the information we could possibly need about you...thank
you very much....r
So, like, hiding colored eggs on the lawn and telling the kids a rabbit put them
there?...r
No, he specified politics rather then parenthood, so it would be more
like invading a small mid-eastern country under false pretenses and
needlessly killing circa 1/2 million of it's civilian inhabitants.
But only once a year, mind you.
R H Draney wrote:
Tommy Joe filted:
>
>
> > Back when I was running for office my fetish was to jerk off
> >once a year into a judge's robe while wearing it on the bench beneath
> >which I perch out of sight of the crowd in session. The next part of
> >my fetish to not have sex again for an entire year. That would be the
> >idea when you run for office; publicly admit to the wildest fetish you
> >can imagine, but that you only do it once a year.
> So, like, hiding colored eggs on the lawn and telling the kids a rabbit put them
> there?...r
That post you saw from me was written selfishly. I enjoyed writing
it. Sometimes I'll see those later and see what junk they are. My
post sucked because it had no truth. I just made it up on the fly for
my own amusement. And that's the truth.
Tommy Joe (truff be tol')
R H Draney wrote:
>
>
>
> So, like, hiding colored eggs on the lawn and telling the kids a rabbit put them
> there?...r
Seriously though, regarding fetishes and so forth, I think it all
comes down to what the public wants. Maybe the day is coming when the
public will want a guy who says he likes sucking big dicks. Or even
one who says he likes sucking small ones. Then it comes down to
voters split between the guy who likes big dicks and the guy who likes
small ones. No matter how you look at it, when you vote, you're
choices are not so varied. No matter how progressive we become we
will always be behind the times.
Tommy Joe (progressive thinker)
Twibil wrote:
R H Draney wrote:
> >
> > So, like, hiding colored eggs on the lawn and telling the kids a rabbit put them
> > there?...r
> No, he specified politics rather then parenthood, so it would be more
> like invading a small mid-eastern country under false pretenses and
> needlessly killing circa 1/2 million of it's civilian inhabitants.
>
> But only once a year, mind you.
Actually, I was talking about jerking off. The topic was fetishes.
I was babbling mindlessly on the topic because I was bored and thought
it was interesting. My post sucked, I can see that now. Yet it has
somehow managed to create a debate. That is good. I do not like
debating. But causing other people to do it is an accomplishment of
egomaniacal proportions.
Tommy Joe (I love it)
bozo wrote:
>
>
> i heard balloon boy stuck to chris hansen's lap is his fetish.
Balloon Boy and Hansen are passing fads soon to be forgotten.
Maybe Hansen will linger, with the help of tv. But both are flash in
the pans. Yet you feel compelled to use them to make a point. Why,
Bozo? What are you, a media groupie or something?
Tommy Joe