Re: Acronym for my next movie: SUYMTMNIWTKY
bozo
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> "Shut Up You Make Too Much Noise I Want To Kill You"
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> -bdn-
My last Acronym "I'd Invite You Over but I Like to Fart and You Like
to Talk" was a crossover science fiction, musical, action, detective
mystery, heist, holocaust, undercover zombie, espionage, road,
supernatural, spaghetti western, political conspiracy, escape, man
vs.nature, police procedural, Christmas flood, coming-of-age and noir
erotic thriller of critical success that unfortunately flopped at the
box office.
-bdn-
UncleDave at
"bozo" <Bozo_D...@37.com> wrote in message
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-bdn-
Unfortunately? I'd say inevitably.
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bozo
> "bozo" <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote in message
I was going to try to work in some intrigue about a urinal patent
drawing that looks like a vagina but I didn't know whether to slip it
under espionage, science fiction, zombie or police procedural.
Tommy Joe
UncleDave at wrote:
Bozo_D...@37.com> wrote in message
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> My last Acronym "I'd Invite You Over but I Like to Fart and You Like
> to Talk" was a crossover science fiction, musical, action, detective
> mystery, heist, holocaust, undercover zombie, espionage, road,
> supernatural, spaghetti western, political conspiracy, escape, man
> vs.nature, police procedural, Christmas flood, coming-of-age and noir
> erotic thriller of critical success that unfortunately flopped at the
> box office.
> Unfortunately? I'd say inevitably.
Hey, fuck the box office, man. I haven't been to a theater in
more than a decade, and even that was a rare event. The day is coming
when no one can afford to go. And even if they can afford it they'll
face the threat of being stabbed in the back or pissed on by people in
the balcony. Do they still have those? Bozo, you should play your
movie for a critics only crowd, charging them 10 or more times the
normal price to see your masterpiece. It's like a good cook who can't
make a living anymore because people can't afford to eat out. So he
becomes a chef and caters only to high end diners who enjoy eating
tiny amounts of food colorfully and sparsely arranged on an overly
large plate for more money than most people make in a month. Makes
the critics pay, Bozo - and the public be damned.
Tommy Joe (Physician to the Stars)
bozo
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> Hey, fuck the box office, man. I haven't been to a theater in
> more than a decade, and even that was a rare event. The day is coming
> when no one can afford to go. And even if they can afford it they'll
> face the threat of being stabbed in the back or pissed on by people in
> the balcony. Do they still have those?
In the future, if you can't afford first-run movies in a theater,
you'll be a prime consumer of "networked consciousness". That's where
the studios will let see the movies other people are watching without
paying. Of course it'll only be dispensed as a charitable deduction
for the studios, and if it was food, it would have to be considered
vomit. It'll be just like watching a bootlegged DVD, big heads bopping
in and out of the screen, black people arguing and then trying to
explain the plot to each other, half-hour cell phone conversations in
Spanish, deaf people signing, runs to the snack bar, changing tables,
baby shit, farts, urinals, toilet stalls, lines of coke, and no high.
-bdn-
OllieN...@aol.com
Now that sounds like a movie I want to watch
Tommy Joe
bozo wrote:
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> In the future, if you can't afford first-run movies in a theater,
> you'll be a prime consumer of "networked consciousness". That's where
> the studios will let see the movies other people are watching without
> paying. Of course it'll only be dispensed as a charitable deduction
> for the studios, and if it was food, it would have to be considered
> vomit. It'll be just like watching a bootlegged DVD, big heads bopping
> in and out of the screen, black people arguing and then trying to
> explain the plot to each other, half-hour cell phone conversations in
> Spanish, deaf people signing, runs to the snack bar, changing tables,
> baby shit, farts, urinals, toilet stalls, lines of coke, and no high.
The problem with movies is the people who make them don't have
enough money to do everything they want to do. I knew a few guys in
Canada who made a great film that never went over because they only
had 20 million dollars and the film cost close to 25 mil. So many
geniuses are being held back back the economy. I know the sons of
daughters of many famous actors who today are struggling to get into
the biz. It's a wreck man. We've got to do something about it, make
entertainment great again. Let's do it, brotherman. Let's get
together and make it happen.
Tommy Joe (we can do it!)
OllieN...@aol.com
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. wouldn't stand a chance in today's competive
movie biz.
Ilusion
> "bozo" <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote in message
Happy Thanks givings