> Petroleum pipeline breaks in Arizona.
> A major vulnerability in Windows is exploited en masse.
> The entire northeast blacks out.
You lot get to live like the wartorn Iraqis.
At least the Iraqis are educated and don't have to live in trailer parks.
> > A major vulnerability in Windows is exploited en masse.
> > The entire northeast blacks out.
>
> You lot get to live like the wartorn Iraqis.
Aren't you upset that they managed it better..
-*MORT*-
Choke on it MORTYBABY !
Morton Davis wrote:
Your Dollar is down about 20% on a year ago!
Big deal. It just means that Chinese currency is also down 20% because they
tie their currency value directly to ours.
-*MORT*-
>
Morton Davis wrote:
At this rate, in a couple of years we'll be able to buy the US - not that we
would want the liability.
No Bubba Fatfuck, that the AMISH talking!
Vote Georgy for President, this slip of a girl will fix america's problems!
http://www.georgyforgov.com/index.htm
> In a couple of years you'll be Germany's Disney World. Your whole
> little island will be functioning like one large "Fawlty Towers." Much
> as it is now but on a larger scale...right, mate!
>
> Entschuldigen Sie, bitte, können Sie Deutsch sprechen?
Ask President Schwarzenegger
*LOL*
YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaR, and i wuz fixin to reeply in mah Cajun Pensylvania
Dutch
Jahwohl meine kleine arshloch
Abgewichster dumbkopf
and the Government has to borrow to pay the interest on the money its
already borrowed
*LOL*
We could always trade it in for Syria
>
> Vote Georgy for President, this slip of a girl will fix america's
problems!
> http://www.georgyforgov.com/index.htm
>
>
I'd shagg her again
If you want to make poo-boy envious, tell him the turnips look like little boy
buns, and are plentiful.
jammin1-at-jammin1-dot-com
jammin1's Resources
www.jammin1.com
> >Your Dollar is down about 20% on a year ago!
>
>
> That makes your shit products more expensive and fucks over your
> workers. Good for you...huh.
It also means that oil costs 20% less and we make 20% more in dollars
on everything we sell.
Do you sell turnips on your website too?
Sliced and fried with crumbled bacon and sweet onions. YUM. Served as a side
dish with a nick, thick, juicy steak, hot off the grill.
-*MORT*-
I don't know who this "your's" refers to but in the case of France
(and Europe generally) we export more to the USA than we import,
especially planes, bwahaha.
-*MORT*-
Funny that
Rover and Jaguar would disagree with you
They like it somuch, they bought the company !
Jaguars are much improved since they are made in America now.
-*MORT*-
> Jaguars are much improved since they are made in America now.
Where is the Jaguar factory in America, Mort?
Mustn't forget Mercedes Benz are now made here too. I saw the two ends of
the automotive spectrum side-by-side on a used care lot last week: a humvee
and a mini-coupe. How wonderful to live in a country with such a diverse
choice in everything.
-*MORT*-
> Mustn't forget Mercedes Benz are now made here too. I saw the two ends of
> the automotive spectrum side-by-side on a used care lot last week: a
humvee
> and a mini-coupe. How wonderful to live in a country with such a diverse
> choice in everything.
You don't suppose Mini Coopers and Humvees are available in virtually all of
the world...
-*MORT*-
But French spacecraft dont blow-up
How do you reconcile that ?
Their aircraft do, or haven't you noticed what happens at Froggy air
shows?
Old people die
That's what they do
Get over it Mortybaby
Shiney, O'tinfoil wrote:
> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 15:28:12 +1200, Gregory Procter
> <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> In a couple of years you'll be Germany's Disney World. Your whole
> little island will be functioning like one large "Fawlty Towers." Much
> as it is now but on a larger scale...right, mate!
Fair enough - Aussie will be functioning (?) as our arrivals gate.
>
>
> Entschuldigen Sie, bitte, können Sie Deutsch sprechen?
Nein, Minen Deutsche sprechen ist nicht sehr gut.
and I'm short of "eeee's" for emulating Awwusstreeeelieeeeen.
Regards,
Greg.P.
But not at that rate, try again.
*LMFAO*
MORTYBABY !
*LOL*
Do you really think they are not for sale in any other gaddam country then
MORTYBABY ?
You really need to get yourself a passport Bwoy !
It's in hicksville tennesee, just of redneck parway at the heeeilbilly
turnpike
You try again
If you are privvy to the exact "rate" at any given moment you'd have to be
the grim reaper himself
Is that what yer tellin' me bwoy ?
YeeeeeHaaaaaaaaar
*Laughing in the face of death*
PS, our Chrysler Voyagers are far superior to yours
Made (properly) in Austria don't ya know
*G*
I was talking specifically about SPACE-craft, duis
Slightly similar (ish) to aircraft but much more complex
Please look up the difference and get back to me
thanx
Morton Davis wrote:
Sad that they are only badge engineered Fords.
>
>
> -*MORT*-
Where your GI daddy is from..?
--
Larry Jandro - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"Lord, are we worthy of the task that lies before us,
or are we just jerking off..?"
> You don't suppose Mini Coopers and Humvees are available in
> virtually all of the world...
Sure, we'll sell them to you.
> "Morton Davis" <oglet...@oglethorpe.com> wrote in message
But in France they die quicker.
-*MORT*-
> > You don't suppose Mini Coopers and Humvees are available in
> > virtually all of the world...
>
> Sure, we'll sell them to you.
You're German?
Yeah Mortybaby !
That great American invention, proudly manufactured in Detroit Michigan by
proud African Americans
*YeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaR
Nowhere else in the world has aircon Mortybaby, it is ONLY IN AMERICA
So best stay put and leave the passport application for another year 'ey
No G I's in Ireland BWOY !
Plus I'm far too young for that shit
Praise the lawdy
YeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaR !
You may finish............. ?
> "nobody" <nob...@nospam.nohow.noway.com> wrote in message
> news:nobody-CDDE12....@netnews.attbi.com...
> > In article <DgA0b.214$lg7...@newsfep3-gui.server.ntli.net>,
> > "Seanie O'Kilfoyle" <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "Morton Davis" <oglet...@oglethorpe.com> wrote in message
> > > news:Jwc0b.184556$uu5.35128@sccrnsc04...
> > > > >
> > > > In France, they left the old people at home with no air conditioning
> in
> > > all
> > > > that heat and went on vacation. 5,000 died.
> > > >
> > > > -*MORT*-
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Old people die
> > >
> > > That's what they do
> >
> >
> > But not at that rate, try again.
>
>
> You try again
>
> If you are privvy to the exact "rate" at any given moment you'd have to be
> the grim reaper himself
>
> Is that what yer tellin' me bwoy ?
Never heard of actuaries, have you, fool.
When they keep crashing aircraft, it's probably smart of them not to
launch too many complex things such as space-craft, and if you don't
launch too many you have a better chance of not crashing them. Why
couldn't you grasp such a simple concept without help?
Good grief no. We are happy he is where he is.
Are you saying that every abode within the USA has air conditioning and that
such technology doesn't exist within UK/Europe. You see MORT my dear chap; I
have air conditioning in both my home and my studio.
Blahh bladdy blooh blahh blar
Probably because it's not a simple concept and it's fundamentally flawed
The USA and US Airlines have far more air crashes than any other nation on
earth
See !
MORT isn't bright enough to operate the damn thing
> At this rate, in a couple of years we'll be able to buy the US - not that we
> would want the liability.
The nips tried it and look what happened to their economy.
Remember kids, when offered US real estate at bargin prices, just say no.
Not for another 50 years.
-*MORT*-
The Japanese got topo big for their britches twice in the past 100 years and
it cost them. Meanwhile, the arabs in Iraq and Israel don't care how many of
their own people they blow up.
-*MORT*-
Statistics aren't your strong suit either I see, Shawnee?
Do tell us what it is that you're actually good at.
http://www.airdisaster.com/cgi_bin/view_year.cgi?year=2003
Hovel 'flyboy' Moon
Morton Davis wrote:
That's a trait they seem to have in common with you yanks!
Well then... *ahem*...
....where's Saddam? Or Osama, for that matter?
--
Khrystalar.
-*MORT*-
Another worthless piece of shit heard from. Folks, re-meet MORT,
as worthless a waste of skin as ever walked the earth.
Gayle, Sawyer wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 07:39:06 +1200, Gregory Procter
> <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> We get the job done.
It's just a pity you don't take the time to define the job first!
Khrystalar wrote:
WMDs?
>
>
> --
> Khrystalar.
Gayle, Sawyer wrote:
> Not in the <snigger> DICTATOR'S CHAIR or roaming freely about the
> country side,
No, you've got a yank puppet in the Iraq dictator's chair, a yank puppet
in Afghanistan's dictator chair and a dozen Warlords running Afghanistan
as separate personal feudal estates.
> don't you know. Osama? Very likely DEAD AS A DODO!
Keep dreaming. Why would he be dead?
Morton Davis wrote:
Israel and Iraq don't care how many people they blow up???
photographer wrote:
Hey, that's not right - imagine what would be let loose on the World if Mort's
skin suddenly ceased to exist!
On second thoughts, try not to imagine...
Regards,
Greg.P.
(defender of Mort)
Morton Davis wrote:
> "nick" <pizzalovin...@allstar.ps> wrote in message
> news:sQu0b.76$lg7...@newsfep3-gui.server.ntli.net...
> >
> > "Morton Davis" <oglet...@oglethorpe.com> wrote in message
> >
> > > Mustn't forget Mercedes Benz are now made here too. I saw the two ends
> of
> > > the automotive spectrum side-by-side on a used care lot last week: a
> > humvee
> > > and a mini-coupe. How wonderful to live in a country with such a diverse
> > > choice in everything.
> >
> > You don't suppose Mini Coopers and Humvees are available in virtually all
> of
> > the world...
> >
> >
> Are they? The Chrysler mini-coupe?
Are those the rebadged Mitsi's?
Seanie O'Kilfoyle wrote:
If you deduct "friendly fire" and "terrorist acts" they're not far below the
average!
Er
Statistics ?
Date of Accident: 08 January 2003
Airline: Air Midwest Airlines
AMERICAN !
Aircraft: Beechcraft 1900D
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina, USA
Registration: N233YV
Previous Registrations: ---
Flight Number: 5481
Fatalities: 21:21
MSN: UE-233
Line Number: ---
Engine Manufacturer: Pratt & Whitney
AMERICAN !
Date of Accident: 08 January 2003
Airline: Turkish Airlines
Aircraft: Avro RJ100 Regional Jet
Location: Diyarbakir, Turkey
Registration: TC-THG
Previous Registrations: ---
Flight Number: 634
Fatalities: 75:80
MSN: E3241
Line Number: ---
Engine Manufacturer: Lycoming
AMERICAN !
Date of Accident: 17 January 2003
Airline: Air Nostrum
Aircraft: Fokker F-50
Location: Melilla, Spain
Registration: PH-FZE
Previous Registrations: ---
Flight Number: 8276
Fatalities: 0:19
MSN: 20182
Line Number: ---
Engine Manufacturer: Pratt & Whitney
AMERICAN !
Date of Accident: 26 January 2003
Airline: VASP
Aircraft: Boeing 737-2M9
AMERICAN !
Location: Rio Branco, Brazil
Registration: PP-SPJ
Previous Registrations: 9J-AEG
Flight Number: ---
Fatalities: 0:93
MSN: 21236
Line Number: 461
Engine Manufacturer: Pratt & Whitney
AMERICAN !
Date of Accident: 06 March 2003
Airline: Air Algerie
Aircraft: Boeing 737-2T4(A)
AMERICAN !
Location: Tamanrasset, Algeria
Registration: 7T-VEZ
Previous Registrations: N4563H
Flight Number: 6289
Fatalities: 102:102
MSN: 22700
Line Number: 885
Engine Manufacturer: Pratt & Whitney
AMERICAN !
Date of Accident: 22 June 2003
Airline: Brit Air (Air France)
Aircraft: Bombardier Canadair CRJ-100
Location: Brest, France
Registration: F-GRJS
Previous Registrations: ---
Flight Number: 5672
Fatalities: 1:24
MSN: 7377
Line Number: ---
Engine Manufacturer: General Electric
AMERICAN !
Date of Accident: 08 July 2003
Airline: Sudan Airways
Aircraft: Boeing 737-2J8C(A)
AMERICAN !
Location: Port Sudan, Sudan
Registration: ST-AFK
Previous Registrations: ---
Flight Number: 39
Fatalities: 116:117
MSN: 21169
Line Number: 429
Engine Manufacturer: Pratt & Whitney
AMERICAN !
YeeHaaaaaaaaaaR M'learned friend Dr. Hovel "T"
I wouldn't expect you to understand, but if a Toyota wrecks itself in
front of your flat, do you blame the Japs?
I would.
> > > You don't suppose Mini Coopers and Humvees are available in virtually
all
> > of
> > > the world...
> > >
> > >
> > Are they? The Chrysler mini-coupe?
>
> Are those the rebadged Mitsi's?
Made by German owned Chrysler?
> > Old people die
> >
> > That's what they do
>
>
> But not at that rate, try again.
Life expectancy:
France 79.05 years
United States 77.4 years
Looks like the French beat you, again.
Change your name to mere MORTal Davies
Dearest Dr.
I live in a house and the flats that I own are rented out to provide income
to allow me to sit here all day and post futile shit to you guys
My house is on a close (Cul-De-Sac) so we dont get many traffic wrecks
outside
If a Toyota crashed into my house I would wait for the accident report
before apportioning any blame
If the cause of the accident was mechanical failure then YES the
Manufacturers of the Toyota (probably made in Derby England) would be to
blame
If the driver was drunk I would blame America and specifically George W Bush
I would send Mr. Bush some cat shit in a birthday card thus getting adequate
revenge
Then I'd go out and have a 36 hour Guinness binge purely on the prospect of
my insurance claim
Jaguars are much improved, however, now that they are owned by Ford.
Actually, what is being shown is that the automobile industry is pretty much
globalized. There's likely not a car made anywhere that is 100% made in any
one country. They all contain parts made in China, for example.
http://www.autocluster.com/autobrands/c/chrysler.html
-*MORT*-
> > > > Are they? The Chrysler mini-coupe?
> > >
> > > Are those the rebadged Mitsi's?
> >
> > Made by German owned Chrysler?
> >
> >
> CITE.
You aren't aware that Mercedes owns your No. 3 carmaker Chrysler?
-*MORT*-
> >> > > > Are they? The Chrysler mini-coupe?
> >> > >
> >> > > Are those the rebadged Mitsi's?
> >> >
> >> > Made by German owned Chrysler?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> CITE.
> >
> >You aren't aware that Mercedes owns your No. 3 carmaker Chrysler?
> >
> You could tell Mort that the sun rises in the east each morning and he
> would scream "CITE".
That's why he lives in a trailer in remote swampland then.
> He's not very bright, you know.
Are any of them?
Better get a Job then MORTYBABY !
Oh, and an evening Job, and a weekend job too
*LOL*
Like it, like it !
Like yer shtyle !
Nice one centurion
Who is this "WE" you persistantly refer to MORTYBABY ?
> >> > Old people die
> >> >
> >> > That's what they do
> >>
> >>
> >> But not at that rate, try again.
> >
> >Life expectancy:
> >
> >France 79.05 years
> >
> >United States 77.4 years
> >
> >Looks like the French beat you, again.
>
>
> Much smaller population.
Welcome to the world of per capita statistics.
> You don't know much about ratios do you...
More than you it would appear.
> Plus the frogs have one of the highest rates of Alcoholism among
> developed countries.
But which country has the highest level of rape, murder, gun crime, drug
use, trailer parks, child poverty...
No.... no, you're right. There's a Yank sitting in it, now.
> or roaming freely about the country side, don't you know.
Erm... well, yes he IS, isn't he? He certainly isn't
"brought to justice" like you were promising before the war.
Hence you haven't "Got the job done" as you were bragging in
your previous post.
Oh, and if you remember (although I'm sure you yanks would
*like* the rest of the world to forget) you ALSO dragged the
rest of us into the pointless murder of innocent Iraqi
civillians on the grounds that you were "going to rid the
world of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction".
So where *are* they? These WMDs you were gonna find and rid
the world of. Hmm... not found 'em yet, huh? Looks like
you've failed to "get the job done" in THAT respect, too.
> Osama? Very likely DEAD AS A DODO!
"Very Likely"??? You mean, you don't *know* where he is, do
you? You haven't the faintest friggin' idea where the man
who proved conclusively that America IS vulnerable has been
hiding for the past two years.
Again... a spectacular failure on the part of the stupid
Yanks to "get the job done".
One day, I might actually meet a Yank who *can* back up
their drivel about being the "greatest country in the world"
with some actual hard facts. I shaln't hold my breath,
though.
--
Khrystalar.
Ah, no, Greg... that's not how it works, is it?
They charge in and blow the fuck out of anything that moves.
Then they work out who's dead, and who's still alive.
THEN they tell that the job was to protect those who happen
to still be alive, and kill those to happen to have ended up
dead.
Hence, by their own standards, they "get the job done" every
time. A remarkable system by which the USG has kept the
stupid Yank population in check for years.
--
Khrystalar.
> > Do you really think they are not for sale in any other gaddam
country then
> > MORTYBABY ?
> >
> > You really need to get yourself a passport Bwoy !
> >
>
> Good grief no. We are happy he is where he is.
Not even.
> >I don't know who this "your's" refers to but in the case of France
> >(and Europe generally) we export more to the USA than we import,
> >especially planes, bwahaha.
>
>
> Let me explain that to you -- Your Europeon airlines have such
limited
> routes that any aircraft you produce are surplus in your own
industry.
> The US is simply being charitable in purchasing of your surplus. Of
> course when you are as rich and prosperous a nation as we are you
can
> do neighborly things like that. See how that works, little man?
Bwahahahahahahaha. Boeing is being completely outclassed by Airbus
which is preferred by airlines and passengers alike because their
planes are more comfortable and more economical by far, anything up to
a million dollars per year saved on operating and training costs.
Check it out on the net of you don't believe me.
> > But French spacecraft dont blow-up
>
>
> Their aircraft do, or haven't you noticed what happens at Froggy air
> shows?
Cite please.
> I wouldn't expect you to understand, but if a Toyota wrecks itself
in
> front of your flat, do you blame the Japs?
No but when a US aircraft crashes in the USA I blame it on the US.
Seems sensible to me.
> >That's a trait they seem to have in common with you yanks!
>
> We get the job done.
Really, do tell us where.
Fucking hell.... Moron Davies is *still alive*?
You mean... the cretinous fucktard hasn't managed to blow
off his own head with his daddy's shotgun, yet? Or been
arrested for fucking his sister?
Blimey! Hello, Mort. I wonder if you've started to make
any sorta sense since the last time we spoke?
--
Khrystalar.
> Jaguars are much improved, however, now that they are
> owned by Ford.
Actually, I don't believe any changes have been made to the
basic design principles since Ford bought Jaguar. Why would
they buy a far superior design and then start fiddling with
it? Not even the Yanks are *that* stupid.
> Actually, what is being shown is that the automobile
> industry is pretty much globalized. There's likely not a
> car made anywhere that is 100% made in any one country.
> They all contain parts made in China, for example.
>
> http://www.autocluster.com/autobrands/c/chrysler.html
My... my gawd.... Am I dreaming??? Do my eyes deceive me???
Mort has *actually* managed to come up with a genuine
citation to support his point! This means.... he might
*actually* have a valid point, for once!!!
Well well, Mort... you HAVE come a long way, haven't you?
It's not so long ago that you were claiming, on the annals
of these very newsgroups, that you had hard evidence of the
existence of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction, and of
his links with Osama Bin Laden and Al Qu'aeda.
Could it be that you're actually *learning* from your
previous embarassing mistakes, Mort? I'm impressed.
--
Khrystalar.
Thanks to his new medication, Mort isn't even aware of his
own legs.
--
Khrystalar.
<snip>
LMAO!
Seanie.... you da MAN, man. :oD
--
Khrystalar.
> You could tell Mort that the sun rises in the east each morning and he
> would scream "CITE".
> He's not very bright, you know.
Oh come on, you don't expect Mort to be allowed out in daylight do you?
> "nobody" <nob...@nospam.nohow.noway.com> wrote in message
>
> > > Old people die
> > >
> > > That's what they do
> >
> >
> > But not at that rate, try again.
>
> Life expectancy:
>
> France 79.05 years
>
> United States 77.4 years
Total non sequitor, try again.
> "nobody" <nob...@nospam.nohow.noway.com> wrote in message
> news:nobody-7F4329....@netnews.attbi.com...
> > In article <0VA0b.244$lg7...@newsfep3-gui.server.ntli.net>,
> > "Seanie O'Kilfoyle" <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "nobody" <nob...@nospam.nohow.noway.com> wrote in message
> > > news:nobody-A3D015....@netnews.attbi.com...
> > > > In article <u5A0b.200$lg7...@newsfep3-gui.server.ntli.net>,
> > > > "Seanie O'Kilfoyle" <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > <Shiney O'Tinfoil> wrote in message
> > > > > news:de82af61d40eb30e...@news.teranews.com...
> > > > > > On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 19:48:23 +0200, "John of Aix"
> > > > > > <j.murph...@libertysurf.fr> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > ><Shiney O'Tinfoil> a écrit dans le message de news:
> > > > > > >ffed643af03dcc63...@news.teranews.com...
> > > > > > >> On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 10:14:35 +0200, "John of Aix"
> > > > > > >> <j.murph...@libertysurf.fr> wrote:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> ><Shiney O'Tinfoil> a écrit dans le message de news:
> > > > > > >> >7bc6f3b78e08f5c2...@news.teranews.com...
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >> >Your Dollar is down about 20% on a year ago!
> > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > >> >> That makes your shit products more expensive and fucks over
> your
> > > > > > >> >> workers. Good for you...huh.
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >It also means that oil costs 20% less and we make 20% more in
> > > > > > >dollars
> > > > > > >> >on everything we sell.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> Your gasoline is still twice as expensive as our's maybe three
> > > times
> > > > > > >> and you can't sell your shoddy products in the US. We prefer
> the
> > > > > > >> better quality and workmanship that comes from CHINA.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >I don't know who this "your's" refers to but in the case of
> France
> > > > > > >(and Europe generally) we export more to the USA than we import,
> > > > > > >especially planes, bwahaha.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Let me explain that to you -- Your Europeon airlines have such
> limited
> > > > > > routes that any aircraft you produce are surplus in your own
> industry.
> > > > > > The US is simply being charitable in purchasing of your surplus.
> Of
> > > > > > course when you are as rich and prosperous a nation as we are you
> can
> > > > > > do neighborly things like that. See how that works, little man?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > But French spacecraft dont blow-up
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Their aircraft do, or haven't you noticed what happens at Froggy air
> > > > shows?
> > >
> > >
> > > I was talking specifically about SPACE-craft, duis
> > >
> > > Slightly similar (ish) to aircraft but much more complex
> >
> >
> >
> > When they keep crashing aircraft, it's probably smart of them not to
> > launch too many complex things such as space-craft, and if you don't
> > launch too many you have a better chance of not crashing them. Why
> > couldn't you grasp such a simple concept without help?
>
> Probably because it's not a simple concept and it's fundamentally flawed
>
> The USA and US Airlines have far more air crashes than any other nation on
> earth
If it's true it's because we have far more takeoffs and landing than any
other nation on earth. And even then, I'm not sure it's true,
especially since you didn't provide any references for you allegation.
google paris air show and crashes.
You have a point mate. It does explain Yorktown;-)