You might be an Austin Redneck IF . . .

LarryG

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Dec 24, 2003, 1:26:21 AM12/24/03

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1. You go to Whole Foods for your organically grown chewin' tobacco.

2. You secretly check out the BMW and Lexus brochures every model
year to see if they finally have a pick-up.

3. You get married to a relative from a past life.

4. You drink canned beer from wine goblets and brandy snifters.

5. You have stained-glass windows in your outhouse, with ferns
growing inside.

6. You wear a mullet (haircut) because you're really an old hippie
who started balding on top.

7. You actually *read* the Victoria's Secret Catalog.

8. You're the only guy you know mean enough to give your
pit bull a poodle haircut.

9. You ate raw fish long before it was called "Sushi".

10. You belong to both the NRA and Greenpeace, and see
absolutely no conflict of philosophy or ideology.

Feel free to add your own.

Cheers, and Merry Christina Agullera-mas
Larry G.

Motorblade

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Dec 24, 2003, 9:35:13 AM12/24/03

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How many austinites does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to put it in and 14 to talk about how good the old light bulb was...

"fritz"
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Birdy(Parker), Brazil(Gilliam),and Brewster McCloud(Altman)

The other Donald

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Dec 27, 2003, 8:11:56 PM12/27/03

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"LarryG" <no.retu...@none.com> wrote in message
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You hold a CHL and carry a gun to Peace rallies....

Moorehead Johnson

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Dec 28, 2003, 6:00:20 PM12/28/03

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"The other Donald" <the_do...@yehaw2.com> wrote in message news:<w5qHb.22185$V23....@fe1.texas.rr.com>...

Excellent.

Grumpy au Contraire

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Dec 28, 2003, 8:51:08 PM12/28/03

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Great! Now, when is the next rally in the area?

--
JT

(Cleanin'his piece in Austin, Tx)

Motorblade

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Dec 28, 2003, 11:24:11 PM12/28/03

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You ask at the info desk at Walmart if they have a "Keep Austin Weird support
Local business" sticker

sbur...@yahoo.com

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Dec 29, 2003, 2:14:35 PM12/29/03

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1. You deep fried your organically fed, free range Thanksgiving
Turkey, that you bought at Wheatsville Food Co-op.

2. You deep fried your Tofurkey for Thanksgiving.

3. You've ever worn Birkenstocks two-steppin' at the Broken Spoke.

4. You've run the Capitol 10k dressed as an Armadillo.

4 1/2 You've run the Capitol 10k nekkid, clad only in tube socks and
cowboy boots.

5. You've filed for an agricultural land use tax exemption on your
Westlake Hills "ranch" because you are growing "medicinal" Marijuana.

8. You ever ate at the Stallion Drive-in before taking in a show at
the Soap Creek Salon.

D.) All of the above.

"LarryG" <no.retu...@none.com> wrote in message news:<1072244...@backup.vvm.com>...

The other Donald

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Dec 29, 2003, 3:37:54 PM12/29/03

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"Motorblade" <motor...@aol.comnohype> wrote in message
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> You ask at the info desk at Walmart if they have a "Keep Austin Weird
support
> Local business" sticker
>
>

The American flag hanging on the window of a Suburban is 'Made in China.'

Randy Howard

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Dec 31, 2003, 1:30:15 AM12/31/03

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In article <Cg0Ib.7946$DC4....@fe2.texas.rr.com>, the_donald_13
@yehaw2.com says...

> The American flag hanging on the window of a Suburban is 'Made in China.'

You may think you are joking, but they handed out American flags at my
daughter's school for Veteran's day, and when she brought it home it had
a Made in China sticker on the wooden "pole".

:-(

--
Randy Howard
2reply remove FOOBAR

Motorblade

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Dec 31, 2003, 9:22:34 AM12/31/03

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>
>You may think you are joking, but they handed out American flags at my
>daughter's school for Veteran's day, and when she brought it home it had
>a Made in China sticker on the wooden "pole".
>

The other irony of the situation is that the flags are supposed to show support
of america in Iraq yet the increased wind resistance on millions of cars
multiplied into more use of middle east oil , the Daily Show could get some
mileage out of that.

The other Donald

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Dec 31, 2003, 12:12:09 PM12/31/03

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"Randy Howard" <randy....@FOOmegapathdslBAR.net> wrote in message
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> In article <Cg0Ib.7946$DC4....@fe2.texas.rr.com>, the_donald_13
> @yehaw2.com says...
> > The American flag hanging on the window of a Suburban is 'Made in
China.'
>
> You may think you are joking, but they handed out American flags at my
> daughter's school for Veteran's day, and when she brought it home it had
> a Made in China sticker on the wooden "pole".

Who said I was joking?

I was as serious as a train wreck.

The other Donald

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Dec 31, 2003, 12:12:56 PM12/31/03

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"Motorblade" <motor...@aol.comnohype> wrote in message

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> >
> >You may think you are joking, but they handed out American flags at my
> >daughter's school for Veteran's day, and when she brought it home it had
> >a Made in China sticker on the wooden "pole".
> >
>
> The other irony of the situation is that the flags are supposed to show
support
> of america in Iraq yet the increased wind resistance on millions of cars
> multiplied into more use of middle east oil , the Daily Show could get
some
> mileage out of that.

Wind resistance....mileage.....get it?

Nevermind.

Motorblade

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Dec 31, 2003, 12:46:23 PM12/31/03

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>Wind resistance....mileage.....get it?
>
>Nevermind.

get it...yeah...i made the joke