VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
Sean Monaghan
On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 02:25:04 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
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>
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> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
>
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
> Viking of soc.men
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. Telsacoils2006
> Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> Kantica22
> Viking of soc.men
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Marc Wigle
> Pamela K Russell
> Rasta Khan
> Tom Bishop
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
> Rasta Khan
> Scott Bradbury, alias Herr Doktor Tavische
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Google Groups
> Honest John
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Duane Arnold
> KMAN of ott.general
> Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght
> Professeur Von TwoSteps
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.flame
> Rasta Khan
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
>
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Marc Wigle
>
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> Viking of soc.men
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Professeur Von TwoSteps
> Rasta Khan
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
>
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Duane Arnold
> Leroy Knevil
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Honest John
> John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
> Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
> Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
> Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
> Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
> none of the above
> abstain
>
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
> Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
> abstain
>
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
> Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
> Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
> abstain
>
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Kadaitcha Man
> Michael Cook
> neither of the above
> abstain
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Gary L Burnore & DataBasix
>
>
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I take on big bad everyfuckingidiot on poetry and kookdom
and vote for me as Coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turns out Barbara Cat cleans the inlet pipes of a sewage treatment plant.
mikey cook lives in a ghetto. Dennis Hammes is a wormfarmer.
Where do you live, loser kooks?
What minimum wage job did you just lose?
Feel free to wank to my free Usenet Porn.
800 folders, well sorted stuff.
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"Sean Monaghan" <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in message news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com...
Veronica O'Donoghue
wrote:
Yes
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
Yes
>>
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Viking of soc.men
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
Viking of soc.men
>>
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
Rasta Khan
>>
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Honest John
>>
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
>>
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Chuck Lysaght
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Rasta Khan
>>
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> nightbat of alt.astronomy
yes
>>
>>
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Alexa Cameron
Yes
>>
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Marc Wigle
yes
>>
>>
>> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
>>
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
>>
>> TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Rasta Khan
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
Yes
>>
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
abstain
>>
>>
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Honest John
>>
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Babaloonie
>>
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>>
Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
>>
>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one, or abstain)
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
>>
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Michael Cook
>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Gary L Burnore & DataBasix
yes
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I am well-versed in the ways of the internet. - k00kkkles the kl0wn
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Rasta Khan
> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
> counted]
Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
RASTA KHAN - The Supreme OverLord of alt.config and alt.kookologist.*
Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.
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Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...
"Decided a couple of years ago. She isn't eligible for any more awards.
However, people whose whole lives seem to be devoted to following her
around might deserve something."
Message-ID: <slrndad6r...@nntp.petitmorte.net>
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Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...
"Barbara Schwarz[tm] is Formosa'ed."
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Rasta Khan
news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>
>
> Rasta Khan
You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
names" on Usenet.
Your Gushingly Loving Jinn
Rasta Khan wrote:
> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>
> > [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
> > counted]
>
> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>
> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
It would be nice to know what these kooks
do for a living, but I bet they'd never tell
about their minimum wage jobs.
Just found out Barbara Cat cleans an inlet pipe
of a sewage treatment plant.
This is a friend of the cyberstalking ghetto-moron,
mikey cook. (of the LARTED kookbusters.org)
--
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(the biggest clit in pornetry)
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>
Veronica O'Donoghue
wrote:
>On 03 Apr 2006 15:31:23 GMT, Rasta Khan
><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>
>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
>>news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>>
>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Rasta Khan
>>
>>You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
>>step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
I never said you were posting with a sockpuppet. I said you were a
coward.
>>It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
>>simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
>>Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
>>names" on Usenet.
Bit early for an acceptance speech.
>
>Still whining, net-abusing, pizzascum, sockpuppet?
Yes, he is.
> Isn't it amazing
>that you still get no respect, even when returning with a sock?
No, it isn't.
Your Gushingly Loving Jinn
> Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
> news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>
> >>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >>>
> >
> >
> > Rasta Khan
>
> You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
> step.
All I see are lame lames of chuck.
> I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
> It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
> simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
> Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
> names" on Usenet.
And Barbara's Cat reportedly cleans the inlet pipe of a sewage
treatement plant, but I think she's out of work.
This idiots seem to all fall apart when you find out about
their life.
--
AJ - http://clitin.com
(the biggest clit in pornetry)
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>
K. A. Cannon
<Xns979A74D56D...@198.186.190.225> in rec.arts.poems on 03
Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT:
>Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>
>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>> counted]
>
>Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>
>MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hey Rusty...how stoopid are you gonna be?
From the headers of your cancels:
| X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host:
| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
| X-Original-Trace: 2 Apr 2006 16:45:56 +0800,
| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
Oh damn....right back to you in Des Moines...How embarrassing.
Chinese news servers are so hard to use.
Now that you have shown your true net-abusing self what will be your
next trick?
Did you know that most news servers ignore third party cancels.
did you know that issuing third party cancels, even through a second
party news server, is actionable net abuse?
Looks like you deserve a G. A. Custer award.
Iffin I was yew I'd beg forgiveness from the wrath of the net gawds.
oh..Spank...twas Sean who sussed you out.
Heh.
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
Obstinate people can be divded into the opinionated, the ignorant,
and the boorish.
-Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics, Bk. VII
K. A. Cannon
<e0rfgq$27o$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in rec.arts.poems on Mon,
03 Apr 2006 10:38:08 -0500:
>On 03 Apr 2006 15:31:23 GMT, Rasta Khan
><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>
>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
>>news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>>
>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Rasta Khan
>>
>>You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
>>step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
>>It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
>>simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
>>Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
>>names" on Usenet.
>
>Still whining, net-abusing, pizzascum, sockpuppet? Isn't it amazing
>that you still get no respect, even when returning with a sock?
More fun that a one ton pizza boi!!
| X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host:
| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
| X-Original-Trace: 2 Apr 2006 16:45:56 +0800,
| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
Rasta Khan
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> On 03 Apr 2006 15:31:23 GMT, Rasta Khan
> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>
>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
>>news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>>
>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Rasta Khan
>>
>>You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
>>step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
>>It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
>>simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
>>Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
>>names" on Usenet.
>
> Still whining, net-abusing, pizzascum, sockpuppet? Isn't it amazing
> that you still get no respect, even when returning with a sock?
How am I a sockpuppet if I'm not using any other handles?
You will dodge this question, but no stAUKer will nominate you for Coward
of the Month.
gpsman
> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be counted]
>
> On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 02:25:04 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
> Wrangler <wran...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>
> > Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
> > Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> > shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
> > discretion if:
> >
> > * you are a notorious net.kook
> > * you attempt to vote twice
> > * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> > * you vote for or against yourself
> > * you vote in a thread other than this one
> > * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> > * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> > * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> > * you have officially been declared non-existent
> >
> > Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> > until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
> > wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
> >
> > See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
> > <http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
> >
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >
> >
> > BOBO AWARD
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> >
> >
> > BOBO AWARD
> >
> > John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> >
> >
> > KOOK OF THE MONTH
> >
> > Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
> > Viking of soc.men
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> >
> > Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. Telsacoils2006
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Kantica22
> > Viking of soc.men
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > COWARD OF THE MONTH
> >
> > Marc Wigle
> > Pamela K Russell
> > Rasta Khan
> > Tom Bishop
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
> > Rasta Khan
> > Scott Bradbury, alias Herr Doktor Tavische
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > GOLDEN KILLFILE
> >
> > Google Groups
> > Honest John
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> >
> > Duane Arnold
> > KMAN of ott.general
> > Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) < Chuck Lysaght >
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > PALMJOB PADDLE
> >
> > alt.flame
> > Rasta Khan
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> >
> > nightbat of alt.astronomy
> >
> >
> > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> >
> > Alexa Cameron
> >
> >
> > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> >
> > Marc Wigle
> >
> >
> > GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Viking of soc.men
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > TAR & FEATHERS
> >
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps
> > Rasta Khan
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> >
> > Babaloonie
> > Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> >
> > Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
> >
> >
> > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> >
> > Duane Arnold
> > Leroy Knevil
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> >
> > Honest John
> > John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> >
> > Babaloonie
> > Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> >
> > David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
> > Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
> > Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
> > Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
> > Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> >
> > Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
> > Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
> > Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man
> > Michael Cook
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > HAMMER OF THOR
Peter J Ross
> Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
> news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>
>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>
>>
>>
>> Rasta Khan
>
> You have no mind of your own.
OMG this is so true!!!!! Veronica like ya know obeys my like every
whim!!! OMG Ponieeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> You follow the other stAUKers in lock
> step. I have news for you, dearie.
"Dearie"? No, she won't date you. She's seen the GIFs, potato-man.
> I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
Have you legally changed your name to "Rasta Khan", Rusty?
> It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
> simultaneously,
I like it when the kooks try to make up new kook-award rules of their
own.
> and I'm not.
How about "R____to@the_____K", Mister qwest.com subscriber?
> Of course you won't call Aratzio or
> Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
> names" on Usenet.
I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
PJR :-)
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Peter J Ross
<vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:38:08 -0500, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On 03 Apr 2006 15:31:23 GMT, Rasta Khan
>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>>
>>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
>>>news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Rasta Khan
>>>
>>>You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
>>>step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
>
> I never said you were posting with a sockpuppet. I said you were a
> coward.
Moreover, he's the only known coward who looks like a potato.
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/dink/pizzaboi.jpg
(image copyright Michael Cook)
[aapctp-j-r added]
Peter J Ross
in alt.usenet.kooks:
> On 03 Apr 2006 16:57:16 GMT, Rasta Khan
> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>
>>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in news:e0rfgq$27o$1
>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> On 03 Apr 2006 15:31:23 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
>>>>news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Rasta Khan
>>>>
>>>>You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
>>>>step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
>>>>It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
>>>>simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
>>>>Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
>>>>names" on Usenet.
>>>
>>> Still whining, net-abusing, pizzascum, sockpuppet? Isn't it amazing
>>> that you still get no respect, even when returning with a sock?
>>
>>How am I a sockpuppet if I'm not using any other handles?
>
> Because you are posting here under false pretenses.
I thought he was posting here under his hero Chuck Lysaght's
instructions?
>>You will dodge this question, but no stAUKer will nominate you for Coward
>>of the Month.
>
> You were spanked off Usenet using your various RussTard nyms, now
> you're back using a different nym. I'd say that makes you a coward,
> net-abusing pizzascum.
Nothing says "Coward of the Month" more than pretending to be a new
supporter of oneself does.
> If I were a net-abusing coward like you, I'd be ashamed to post to AUK
> again.
If I had a face like his, I'd be ashamed to post GIFs to the Web.
Peter J Ross
<SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>
>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>> counted]
>
> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>
> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
Non-humorous Jinn
A vote for mikey cook is a vote for a ghetto-boi.
He lives in the ghetto project in the top pic:
http://mikey-and-chuck.blogspot.com/
He's a really cool harassing cyberstalker that is immune
to lawsuit since guess what: he has no money.
Thanks, kook-morons.
And vote for me, even though it makes no sense.
It makes kook sense, right, idiots?
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Peter J Ross
<kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> Rasta Khan <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> posted
> <Xns979A74D56D...@198.186.190.225> in rec.arts.poems on 03
> Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT:
>
>>Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>
>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>> counted]
>>
>>Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>
>>MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
> Hey Rusty...how stoopid are you gonna be?
> From the headers of your cancels:
>
>| X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host:
>| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
>| X-Original-Trace: 2 Apr 2006 16:45:56 +0800,
>| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
>
> Oh damn....right back to you in Des Moines...How embarrassing.
> Chinese news servers are so hard to use.
> Now that you have shown your true net-abusing self what will be your
> next trick?
>
> Did you know that most news servers ignore third party cancels.
> did you know that issuing third party cancels, even through a second
> party news server, is actionable net abuse?
>
> Looks like you deserve a G. A. Custer award.
Not until he starts claiming that this has been a great VICTORY.
But a Pickett Trophy might already be appropriate.
> Iffin I was yew I'd beg forgiveness from the wrath of the net gawds.
Has anybody posted the net-abuse to NANAU yet?
> oh..Spank...twas Sean who sussed you out.
AHEM! Sean shares the credit with the person who actually looked stuff
up! Sollog-like, I predict that that person has long hair and is a
former AUK Vote-Wrangler! You heard it here first!
> Heh.
Huh?
Aratzio
transparently proposed:
<sneck>
>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>
>PJR :-)
STALKER!
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"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
Please ask your admin to be adding alt.aratzio to your news server
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Peter J Ross
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> transparently proposed:
>
> <sneck>
>
>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>
>>PJR :-)
>
> STALKER!
Don't worry, I'll never reveal that your real name is DAVID GREEN.
K. A. Cannon
<slrne32qu...@nntp.alcatroll.com> in rec.arts.poems on Mon, 3
Apr 2006 19:38:10 +0100:
My most humble and sincere apologies or not giving credit where credit
is due.
I shall hoist a few fine single malts in your illustrious honor.
>> Heh.
>Huh?
Yee Haw!?
the messenjah
Sean Monaghan wrote:
> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be counted]
>
> On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 02:25:04 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
> Wrangler <wran...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>
> > Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
> > Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> > shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
> > discretion if:
> >
> > * you are a notorious net.kook
> > * you attempt to vote twice
> > * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> > * you vote for or against yourself
> > * you vote in a thread other than this one
> > * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> > * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> > * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> > * you have officially been declared non-existent
> >
> > Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> > until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
> > wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
> >
> > See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
> > <http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
> >
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >
> >
> > BOBO AWARD
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> >
> >
> > BOBO AWARD
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >
> > John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> >
> >
> > KOOK OF THE MONTH
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
> > Viking of soc.men
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. Telsacoils2006
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Kantica22
> > Viking of soc.men
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > COWARD OF THE MONTH
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Marc Wigle
> > Pamela K Russell
> > Rasta Khan
> > Tom Bishop
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
> > Rasta Khan
> > Scott Bradbury, alias Herr Doktor Tavische
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > GOLDEN KILLFILE
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Google Groups
> > Honest John
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Duane Arnold
> > KMAN of ott.general
> > Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > PALMJOB PADDLE
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > alt.flame
> > Rasta Khan
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >
> > nightbat of alt.astronomy
> >
> >
> > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >
> > Alexa Cameron
> >
> >
> > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >
> > Marc Wigle
> >
> >
> > GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Viking of soc.men
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
> > Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > TAR & FEATHERS
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps
> > Rasta Khan
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Babaloonie
> > Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >
> > Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
> >
> >
> > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Duane Arnold
> > Leroy Knevil
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Honest John
> > John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Babaloonie
> > Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
> > Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
> > Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
> > Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
> > none of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> > (Vote for one, or abstain)
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
> > Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> > (Vote for one, or abstain)
> >
> > Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
> > Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
> > Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man
> > Michael Cook
> > neither of the above
> > abstain
> >
> >
> > HAMMER OF THOR
> > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
> >
Your Gushingly Loving Jinn
> pizzaboi.jpg
> (image copyright Michael Cook)
mikey has no rights to shit when he steals pics.
This one: http://mikeys-famous-pics.blogspot.com/
Makes his ass mine.
Lionel
opined:
>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>
>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>> counted]
>>
>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>
>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he posted
for the April ballot[0] - that just about every news server on the
planet TOTALLY IGNORED?
[0]<http://groups.google.com/groups?dmode=source&selm=e0ko9t$844$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
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Rasta Khan
news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:29:00 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> opined:
>
>>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>>
>>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>>> counted]
>>>
>>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>>
>>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>
>>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
>
> Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he posted
> for the April ball<COCK SLAP!>
Christ, you're fucking slow. I'd love to see the real Lionel return and
slap you silly, Lionelfake.
Rasta Khan
> the April ballot
Has not been posted yet, you fucking retard. Stop frogging Lionel.
Peter J Ross
alt.usenet.kooks:
> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:29:00 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> opined:
>
>>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>>
>>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>>> counted]
>>>
>>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>>
>>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>
>>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
>
> Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he posted
> for the April ballot[0] - that just about every news server on the
> planet TOTALLY IGNORED?
>
> [0]<http://groups.google.com/groups?dmode=source&selm=e0ko9t$844$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
Are you referring to the rogue cancels in which his computer's public
network address was advertised to the whole world?
Lionel
opined:
>on 3 Apr 2006 20:39:32 GMT, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:29:00 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>> opined:
>>
>>>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>>>
>>>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>>>> counted]
>>>>
>>>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>>>
>>>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>>
>>>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
>>
>> Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he posted
>> for the April ballot[0] - that just about every news server on the
>> planet TOTALLY IGNORED?
>>
>> [0]<http://groups.google.com/groups?dmode=source&selm=e0ko9t$844$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>
>Are you referring to the rogue cancels in which his computer's public
>network address was advertised to the whole world?
Yes - the net-abusive rogue-cancels, posted using Hipcrime's
news-agent program that revealed Rusty's IP & provider to the entire
world, would indeed be the ones I was referring to.
Lionel
<SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
>
>> the April ballot
>
>Has not been posted yet,
Too stupid to click on a link, pizza-face?
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/63d303ff34de8eaf?dmode=source>
> you fucking retard.
Says the moron who posted rogue cancel messages through a server that
revealed his IP address...
> Stop frogging Lionel.
Who exactly is the 'Lionel' that you think I'm frogging, RussTard?
Rasta Khan
news:o27332dr53967bida...@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 21:52:04 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
> opined:
>
>>on 3 Apr 2006 20:39:32 GMT, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>>alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:29:00 +0100, Peter J Ross
>>> <p...@kookbusters.org> opined:
>>>
>>>>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>
>>>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>>>>> counted]
>>>>>
>>>>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>>>>
>>>>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>
>>>>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
>>>
>>> Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he
>>> posted for the April ballot[0] - that just about every news server
>>> on the planet TOTALLY IGNORED?
>>>
>>> [0]<http://groups.google.com/groups?dmode=source&selm=e0ko9t$844$1@bl
>>> ackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>>
>>Are you referring to the rogue cancels in which his computer's public
>>network address was advertised to the whole world?
>
> Yes - the net-abusive rogue-cancels,
Cancelling spam is net-abuse?
> posted using Hipcrime's news-agent program
I've never used news-agent in my life.
> that revealed Rusty's IP & provider to the entire
> world,
<grins>
> would indeed be the ones I was referring to
<grins again>
Lionel
<SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:29:00 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>> opined:
>>
>>>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>>>
>>>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>>>> counted]
>>>>
>>>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>>>
>>>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>>
>>>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
>>
>> Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he posted
>> for the April ball<COCK SLAP!>
>
>Christ, you're fucking slow. I'd love to see the real Lionel return and
>slap you silly, Lionelfake.
<whistles tunelessly>
Rasta Khan
news:6a7332dknbim1dld3...@4ax.com:
> On 03 Apr 2006 20:45:36 GMT, Rasta Khan
> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>
>>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>>news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> the April ballot
>>
>>Has not been posted yet,
>
> Too stupid to click on a link, pizza-face?
That isn't the April ballot. You're four weeks too early for that, dumb
ass.
> <http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/63d303ff34de8eaf?d
> mode=source>
>
>
>> you fucking retard.
>
> Says the moron who posted rogue cancel messages through a server that
> revealed his IP address...
<grins>
>> Stop frogging Lionel.
>
> Who exactly is the 'Lionel' that you think I'm frogging, RussTard?
You know who I'm talking about, Lionelfake.
Lionel
<SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>news:6a7332dknbim1dld3...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 03 Apr 2006 20:45:36 GMT, Rasta Khan
>> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>>
>>>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>>>news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> the April ballot
>>>
>>>Has not been posted yet,
>>
>> Too stupid to click on a link, pizza-face?
>
>That isn't the April ballot. You're four weeks too early for that, dumb
>ass.
>
>> <http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/63d303ff34de8eaf?d
>> mode=source>
>>
>>
>>> you fucking retard.
>>
>> Says the moron who posted rogue cancel messages through a server that
>> revealed his IP address...
>
><grins>
>
>>> Stop frogging Lionel.
>>
>> Who exactly is the 'Lionel' that you think I'm frogging, RussTard?
>
>You know who I'm talking about, Lionelfake.
No, Pizza-Boy, I don't - Spell it out.
dave hillstrom
>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>transparently proposed:
>
><sneck>
>
>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>
>>PJR :-)
>
>STALKER!
i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
--
dave hillstrom
flonker emeritus
(but not as emeritus as lorrill buyens. shes so emeritus, shes on her third set of hands.)
((gosh i was nice with that last one..))
. <-- sigzip
dave hillstrom
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>You really need to get outside more...
so says the guy who spends 16 hours a day in the library...
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>transparently proposed:
>>
>><sneck>
>>
>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>
>>>PJR :-)
>>
>>STALKER!
>
>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
Djirk?
--
alt.hackers.malicious - Wanker Stomping Award - 2005
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - Jan, 2006
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
alt.flame - Worst Flame War - 2005
Lionel
opined:
>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:48:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>transparently proposed:
>>>
>>><sneck>
>>>
>>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>>
>>>>PJR :-)
>>>
>>>STALKER!
>>
>>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
>
>Djirk?
HAL-9000?
dave hillstrom
wrote:
>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:48:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>transparently proposed:
>>>
>>><sneck>
>>>
>>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>>
>>>>PJR :-)
>>>
>>>STALKER!
>>
>>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
>
>Djirk?
see? i knew you dweebs were clueless.
dave hillstrom
<gbur...@databasix.com> wrote:
>On 3 Apr 2006 22:09:54 GMT, Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:57:39 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>opined:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:48:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg> got
>>>double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>
>>>>><sneck>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>PJR :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>STALKER!
>>>>
>>>>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
>>>
>>>Djirk?
>>
>>HAL-9000?
>
>Richard Simmons?
oh, you are in sooooo much trouble, mister.
Lionel
>On 3 Apr 2006 22:09:54 GMT, Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:57:39 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>opined:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:48:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg> got
>>>double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>
>>>>><sneck>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>PJR :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>STALKER!
>>>>
>>>>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
>>>
>>>Djirk?
>>
>>HAL-9000?
>
>Richard Simmons?
Ouch. That's /gotta/ hurt.
Peter J Ross
> On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:48:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg> got
> double secret probation because:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>transparently proposed:
>>>
>>><sneck>
>>>
>>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>>
>>>>PJR :-)
>>>
>>>STALKER!
>>
>>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
>
> Djirk?
Connor?
dave hillstrom
>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:10:46 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
><gbur...@databasix.com> opined:
>
>>On 3 Apr 2006 22:09:54 GMT, Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:57:39 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>>opined:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:48:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg> got
>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>><sneck>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>>>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>>>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>PJR :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>STALKER!
>>>>>
>>>>>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
>>>>
>>>>Djirk?
>>>
>>>HAL-9000?
>>
>>Richard Simmons?
>
>Ouch. That's /gotta/ hurt.
see if HE gets me to sign back up with databasix in however many
months. HAH!
<g>
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:57:39 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:48:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:03:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:08:40 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>
>>>><sneck>
>>>>
>>>>>I know both their real names, Rusty, and so do many other people.
>>>>>Neither of them has pretended to be somebody else, the way you've
>>>>>pretended not to be Rusty, Rusty.
>>>>>
>>>>>PJR :-)
>>>>
>>>>STALKER!
>>>
>>>i bet you clowns cant figure out MY real name.
>>
>>Djirk?
>
>see? i knew you dweebs were clueless.
Archimedes Plutonium?
Slim Jinn
Obviously your upset if you steal his picture
for lame shit like that.
Why not go for the gold, as per:
http://mikeys-famous-pics.blogspot.com/
Do the sexual harassment!!!!
Be a big man, pissant!
Who knows what might happen.
Art Deco
>On 03 Apr 2006 20:41:37 GMT, Rasta Khan
><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>
>>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>>news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:29:00 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>> opined:
>>>
>>>>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>
>>>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>>>>> counted]
>>>>>
>>>>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>>>>
>>>>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>
>>>>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
>>>
>>> Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he posted
>>> for the April ball<COCK SLAP!>
>>
>>Christ, you're fucking slow. I'd love to see the real Lionel return and
>>slap you silly, Lionelfake.
>
><whistles tunelessly>
And here all this time I though Protobrain was stooopid. Silly me.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
Art Deco
>On 03 Apr 2006 21:10:52 GMT, Rasta Khan
><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>
>>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>>news:6a7332dknbim1dld3...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 03 Apr 2006 20:45:36 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>>>
>>>>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>>>>news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> the April ballot
>>>>
>>>>Has not been posted yet,
>>>
>>> Too stupid to click on a link, pizza-face?
>>
>>That isn't the April ballot. You're four weeks too early for that, dumb
>>ass.
>>
>>> <http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/63d303ff34de8eaf?d
>>> mode=source>
>>>
>>>
>>>> you fucking retard.
>>>
>>> Says the moron who posted rogue cancel messages through a server that
>>> revealed his IP address...
>>
>><grins>
>>
>>>> Stop frogging Lionel.
>>>
>>> Who exactly is the 'Lionel' that you think I'm frogging, RussTard?
>>
>>You know who I'm talking about, Lionelfake.
>
>No, Pizza-Boy, I don't - Spell it out.
Note: no response. No surprise here, really.
Lionel
opined:
You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
From my perspective you look stupid already.
There are different perspectives.
For example, a loser like you, that never made much
money, has a loser perspective.
Tell us about it, loser.
Lionel
<ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>
>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>
>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>
>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>
>There are different perspectives.
>
>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>money, has a loser perspective.
You think? - I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
consulting business. ;)
>Tell us about it, loser.
I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
Lionel
opined:
>Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote:
>
>>On 03 Apr 2006 20:41:37 GMT, Rasta Khan
>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> opined:
>>
>>>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
>>>news:j353321dulkcdva9t...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 19:29:00 +0100, Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org>
>>>> opined:
>>>>
>>>>>on 03 Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>>>><SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Sean Monaghan <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:rgd2325j6r0chh1gs...@news.netcabal.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>>>>>>> counted]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Trying to reverse the effects of the Khan, Sean Baby?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>
>>>>>What effects are those, pizzakkkook?
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps the stupid little Khunt is referring to the cancels he posted
>>>> for the April ball<COCK SLAP!>
>>>
>>>Christ, you're fucking slow. I'd love to see the real Lionel return and
>>>slap you silly, Lionelfake.
>>
>><whistles tunelessly>
>
>And here all this time I though Protobrain was stooopid. Silly me.
Khunt certainly is one of a kind, isn't he? I think he could probably
give RtS a run for money in the Cluelessness Stakes.
Art Deco
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
Doe that mean it will be safe to sign-up for an account because DAEV
is gone?
Lionel
opined:
Judging by the grip on reality he demonstrates in here, I'm guessing
that it's orange, with purple spots.
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:gei33259lko24s22i...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
> <ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>
>>
>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>
>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>
>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>
>>There are different perspectives.
>>
>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>money, has a loser perspective.
>
> You think?
I don't know, but I wouldn't believe you much,
given you don't believe me.
> I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
> work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
> my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
> consulting business. ;)
What is big money to you? For all I know you are talking a few thousand.
>
>>Tell us about it, loser.
>
> I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
> gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
I live in a motorhome, not a trailer, and why shouldn't I boast.
I'm giving away what I used to pay $50 a week for in mags.
Tough shit if you don't like porn, eh, loser?
Dotcom... HAAAAAAAAA
What dotcom?
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:f8j332da5mve2skar...@4ax.com...
> Khunt certainly is one of a kind, isn't he? I think he could probably
> give RtS a run for money in the Cluelessness Stakes.
For clueless idiots, I say you are doing well!
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:5oj33256deubacpnj...@4ax.com...
>>I'm starting to wonder what the color of the sky is in Russ-tard World.
>
> Judging by the grip on reality he demonstrates in here, I'm guessing
> that it's orange, with purple spots.
Are you a total moron?
You think you consult in software???
Pretty funny.
Lionel
<ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>
>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:gei33259lko24s22i...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
>> <ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>>
>>>
>>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>>
>>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>>
>>>There are different perspectives.
>>>
>>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>>money, has a loser perspective.
>>
>> You think?
>
>I don't know, but I wouldn't believe you much,
>given you don't believe me.
<shrug> It doesn't bother me either way.
FWIW, I was on $120K + bennies when I was based in Hong Kong, & I was
one of the few Dotcom people with the smarts to know that that the
bubble had to burst sooner or later, so I ended up doing pretty well
out of the whole thing.
>> I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>> work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>> my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>> consulting business. ;)
>
>What is big money to you? For all I know you are talking a few thousand.
>
>>
>>>Tell us about it, loser.
>>
>> I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>> gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
>
>I live in a motorhome, not a trailer, and why shouldn't I boast.
>I'm giving away what I used to pay $50 a week for in mags.
Ooh, now /there's/ a financial position to envy...
>Tough shit if you don't like porn, eh, loser?
I much prefer the real thing, son.
>Dotcom... HAAAAAAAAA
>
>What dotcom?
Dotcom*s*, actually, & wouldn't you like to know?
(Not that it really matters, because I'm pretty sure they've all
folded or been eaten by now.)
dave hillstrom
>On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
><ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>
>>
>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>
>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>
>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>
>>There are different perspectives.
>>
>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>money, has a loser perspective.
>
>You think? - I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>consulting business. ;)
>
>>Tell us about it, loser.
>
>I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
ooooooooo! that won HAD to hurt, vince!
dave hillstrom
>On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
><ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>
>>
>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>
>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>
>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>
>>There are different perspectives.
>>
>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>money, has a loser perspective.
>
>You think? - I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>consulting business. ;)
>
>>Tell us about it, loser.
>
>I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
ya know, if this had been posted to alt.flame, id have nominated it
for best flame 2006. because jinn just got burnt to a cinder.
dave hillstrom
wrote:
is it EVER safe to sign up for an account anywhere?
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
Yes. Right now Shared-Secrets because the emails are bouncing so
sign-ups are very secure.
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:91l332p1b143uqcn9...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:54:57 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
> <ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>
>>
>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:gei33259lko24s22i...@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
>>> <ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>>>
>>>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>>>
>>>>There are different perspectives.
>>>>
>>>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>>>money, has a loser perspective.
>>>
>>> You think?
>>
>>I don't know, but I wouldn't believe you much,
>>given you don't believe me.
>
> <shrug> It doesn't bother me either way.
> FWIW, I was on $120K + bennies when I was based in Hong Kong, & I was
> one of the few Dotcom people with the smarts to know that that the
> bubble had to burst sooner or later, so I ended up doing pretty well
> out of the whole thing.
I made $120K + bennies, plus I spent 3 day weekends on my boat
in the Delta. But you seemed to do well. But what about options.
The options are what I'm living on now. Started out at around $200K.
If I budget reasonably, I'll never need sign a "Prop. Rights and Inventions"
agreement again.
Nice to know your not a loser, if I believe you.
You're one of the first (other than Pandora) that I've run across
on Usenet.
I think it would work out better if we were friendlier, but if
you don't want to chat, fine.
I'd like to hear about Hong Kong. I stayed in Singapore for a week.
>
>>> I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>>> work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>>> my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>>> consulting business. ;)
>>
>>What is big money to you? For all I know you are talking a few thousand.
>>
>>>
>>>>Tell us about it, loser.
>>>
>>> I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>>> gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
>>
>>I live in a motorhome, not a trailer, and why shouldn't I boast.
>>I'm giving away what I used to pay $50 a week for in mags.
>
> Ooh, now /there's/ a financial position to envy...
All I'm saying is: "I'm giving away (to any commer)
what I used to pay $X for"
I think that is worth a boast. I'm paying money to do it,
not to mention the work involved.
What are you giving away?
>
>>Tough shit if you don't like porn, eh, loser?
>
> I much prefer the real thing, son.
>
>>Dotcom... HAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>What dotcom?
>
> Dotcom*s*, actually, & wouldn't you like to know?
If you don't say, I will assume they were not worth noting.
Trying to be friendly.
> (Not that it really matters, because I'm pretty sure they've all
> folded or been eaten by now.)
I stuck with the bigger ones, and both MicroPro and Ingres
got eaten. Oracle is still around... and it seemed the craziest.
dave hillstrom
Slim Jinn
Moron fag-boi.
Chase chuck some more, fag-boi!
Lionel
opined:
>On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:23:53 +1000, Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
>><ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>>
>>>
>>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>>
>>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>>
>>>There are different perspectives.
>>>
>>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>>money, has a loser perspective.
>>
>>You think? - I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>>work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>>my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>>consulting business. ;)
>>
>>>Tell us about it, loser.
>>
>>I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>>gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
>
>ya know, if this had been posted to alt.flame, id have nominated it
>for best flame 2006.
Check the groups line, d00d. ;)
> because jinn just got burnt to a cinder.
<takes a bow>
dave hillstrom
>On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 22:45:13 -0400, dave hillstrom <dA...@MeOw.oRg>
>opined:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:23:53 +1000, Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
>>><ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>>>
>>>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>>>
>>>>There are different perspectives.
>>>>
>>>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>>>money, has a loser perspective.
>>>
>>>You think? - I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>>>work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>>>my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>>>consulting business. ;)
>>>
>>>>Tell us about it, loser.
>>>
>>>I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>>>gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
>>
>>ya know, if this had been posted to alt.flame, id have nominated it
>>for best flame 2006.
>
>Check the groups line, d00d. ;)
unfortunately, ~I~ added it to the froup line. to share with teh
fLamers. so it wasnt technically a flame posted in alt.flame. poop
>> because jinn just got burnt to a cinder.
>
><takes a bow>
--
Lionel
<ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>
>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:91l332p1b143uqcn9...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:54:57 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
>> <ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>>
>>>
>>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:gei33259lko24s22i...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:18:26 GMT, "Non-humorous Jinn"
>>>> <ajinnNO...@here.nu> opined:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:74i332lft73ftu217...@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> You'd think he'd be *eager* to make me look stupid, wouldn't you?
>>>>>
>>>>>From my perspective you look stupid already.
>>>>>
>>>>>There are different perspectives.
>>>>>
>>>>>For example, a loser like you, that never made much
>>>>>money, has a loser perspective.
>>>>
>>>> You think?
>>>
>>>I don't know, but I wouldn't believe you much,
>>>given you don't believe me.
>>
>> <shrug> It doesn't bother me either way.
>> FWIW, I was on $120K + bennies when I was based in Hong Kong, & I was
>> one of the few Dotcom people with the smarts to know that that the
>> bubble had to burst sooner or later, so I ended up doing pretty well
>> out of the whole thing.
>
>I made $120K + bennies,
Sure you did - it's pure coincidence that you're claiming the
identical figure I got.
> plus I spent 3 day weekends on my boat
>in the Delta. But you seemed to do well. But what about options.
>The options are what I'm living on now. Started out at around $200K.
>If I budget reasonably, I'll never need sign a "Prop. Rights and Inventions"
>agreement again.
Fuck options - I got shares outright, from the day the first company
listed. That's how I paid for the apartment I bought at the start of
the bubble. Yes, I got options as well, but they're a suckers game to
keep the staff from bailing for better offers, & I wasn't silly enough
to take them seriously. By the time they actually vested, they were
about as valuable as toilet paper, but not as useful.
>Nice to know your not a loser, if I believe you.
>
>You're one of the first (other than Pandora) that I've run across
>on Usenet.
>
>I think it would work out better if we were friendlier, but if
>you don't want to chat, fine.
>
>I'd like to hear about Hong Kong. I stayed in Singapore for a week.
It's fun, but insanely expensive & polluted.
>>>> I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>>>> work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>>>> my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>>>> consulting business. ;)
>>>
>>>What is big money to you? For all I know you are talking a few thousand.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Tell us about it, loser.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>>>> gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
>>>
>>>I live in a motorhome, not a trailer, and why shouldn't I boast.
>>>I'm giving away what I used to pay $50 a week for in mags.
>>
>> Ooh, now /there's/ a financial position to envy...
>
>All I'm saying is: "I'm giving away (to any commer)
> what I used to pay $X for"
>I think that is worth a boast. I'm paying money to do it,
>not to mention the work involved.
>
>What are you giving away?
You think that giving away pirated porn that you D/Led from Usenet is
something to boast about? - Jeez.
>>>Tough shit if you don't like porn, eh, loser?
>>
>> I much prefer the real thing, son.
>>
>>>Dotcom... HAAAAAAAAA
>>>
>>>What dotcom?
>>
>> Dotcom*s*, actually, & wouldn't you like to know?
>
>If you don't say, I will assume they were not worth noting.
They aren't /now/, but given some of the inside information I've
mentioned about them (& their company officers!) in this & other
newsgroups, I'd be a fool to mention the company names in public.
>Trying to be friendly.
>
>> (Not that it really matters, because I'm pretty sure they've all
>> folded or been eaten by now.)
>
>I stuck with the bigger ones, and both MicroPro and Ingres
>got eaten. Oracle is still around... and it seemed the craziest.
Now Oracle shares would've actually been worth keeping.
Lionel
opined:
God damn, I certainly /intended/ to xpost it to alt.flame. Just goes
to show what happens when you post while juggling phone calls.
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
Y'ell gah blind, yeh feckin bog trotter.
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:nko3321ljhchkb218...@4ax.com...
>> because jinn just got burnt to a cinder.
>
> <takes a bow>
I wonder how?
You won nothing in my mind.
From what was said, it is clear that I was
more illustrious than you. Of course you're free
to go on.
I was curious, but less when you act like a
petty kook.
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:o3p332de50oagd4qg...@4ax.com...
No, actually. It is simply what I made.
I started at $100K even in 94, and it went up.
>
>> plus I spent 3 day weekends on my boat
>>in the Delta. But you seemed to do well. But what about options.
>>The options are what I'm living on now. Started out at around $200K.
>>If I budget reasonably, I'll never need sign a "Prop. Rights and Inventions"
>>agreement again.
>
> Fuck options - I got shares outright, from the day the first company
> listed. That's how I paid for the apartment I bought at the start of
> the bubble. Yes, I got options as well, but they're a suckers game to
> keep the staff from bailing for better offers, & I wasn't silly enough
> to take them seriously. By the time they actually vested, they were
> about as valuable as toilet paper, but not as useful.
Mine worked better, at Oracle.
>
>>Nice to know your not a loser, if I believe you.
>>
>>You're one of the first (other than Pandora) that I've run across
>>on Usenet.
>>
>>I think it would work out better if we were friendlier, but if
>>you don't want to chat, fine.
>>
>>I'd like to hear about Hong Kong. I stayed in Singapore for a week.
>
> It's fun, but insanely expensive & polluted.
And the shoe stores have nothing that fits. :)
>
>>>>> I haven't mentioned my career /after/ the controller
>>>>> work, when I worked for a Dotcom during the boom (And managed to dump
>>>>> my shares while they were still worth big money), or about my current
>>>>> consulting business. ;)
>>>>
>>>>What is big money to you? For all I know you are talking a few thousand.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Tell us about it, loser.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm not living in a trailer, & 'boasting' on Usenet about having
>>>>> gigabytes of pr0n to wank to, Mousie. ;)
>>>>
>>>>I live in a motorhome, not a trailer, and why shouldn't I boast.
>>>>I'm giving away what I used to pay $50 a week for in mags.
>>>
>>> Ooh, now /there's/ a financial position to envy...
>>
>>All I'm saying is: "I'm giving away (to any commer)
>> what I used to pay $X for"
>>I think that is worth a boast. I'm paying money to do it,
>>not to mention the work involved.
>>
>>What are you giving away?
>
> You think that giving away pirated porn that you D/Led from Usenet is
> something to boast about? - Jeez.
There is nothing pirated.
Is SBC a pirate? All the other Usenet vendors?
The processes I go through are non-trivial and
quite efficient.
My Jinn program is probably the best newsreader
for JPG binaries that exists, though not a /finished/ product.
As I said, what are you giving away?
>
>>>>Tough shit if you don't like porn, eh, loser?
>>>
>>> I much prefer the real thing, son.
>>>
>>>>Dotcom... HAAAAAAAAA
>>>>
>>>>What dotcom?
>>>
>>> Dotcom*s*, actually, & wouldn't you like to know?
>>
>>If you don't say, I will assume they were not worth noting.
>
> They aren't /now/, but given some of the inside information I've
> mentioned about them (& their company officers!) in this & other
> newsgroups, I'd be a fool to mention the company names in public.
Whatever.
>
>>Trying to be friendly.
>>
>>> (Not that it really matters, because I'm pretty sure they've all
>>> folded or been eaten by now.)
>>
>>I stuck with the bigger ones, and both MicroPro and Ingres
>>got eaten. Oracle is still around... and it seemed the craziest.
>
> Now Oracle shares would've actually been worth keeping.
Had to sell when I quit.
Non-humorous Jinn
"Lionel" <n...@alt.net> wrote in message news:91q33219cj9830uft...@4ax.com...
> God damn, I certainly /intended/ to xpost it to alt.flame. Just goes
> to show what happens when you post while juggling phone calls.
You really wallow in trivialities for someone
that purports to be a professional.
What do you give to the world.
I give free porn and art: http://Art.Here.Nu
And midis: http://Midis.Here.Nu
And poetry composition tools:
http://Composer.Here.Nu
Why not be more professional.
Show some talent or something.
Vera
Does these unclude "Kookettes"?
Vera
"Sean Monaghan" <se...@alcatroll.com> wrote in message
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>
> On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 02:25:04 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
> Wrangler <wran...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>
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> >
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> Usenet Kook awards. . .
>
> Does these unclude "Kookettes"?
>
> Vera
>
And what about k00kies?
And their crumbs?
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"You can't abolish it by refusing to pay for it."
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Slim Jinn
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> Vera wrote:
>
> > Usenet Kook awards. . .
> >
> > Does these unclude "Kookettes"?
> >
> > Vera
> >
>
> And what about k00kies?
> And their crumbs?
Crumbs like you, wormy-boi?
Dennis M. Hammes
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>>Vera wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Usenet Kook awards. . .
>>>
>>>Does these unclude "Kookettes"?
>>>
>>>Vera
>>>
>>
>>And what about k00kies?
>> And their crumbs?
>
>
> Crumbs like you, wormy-boi?
>
No, worms like you, crumby boi.
Dolf Boek
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25 March - 1 April 2006 discussion in
alt.fan.art-bell, alt.fucknozzles, alt.usenet.kooks
Time unless otherwise shown in AEDT | |
| Dolf Boek | Could this societal phenomena as organic and non-sapiel (not considered, lacks the mode of thinking, hackneyed) response be considered homos spongiform encephalopathy (HSE) as the human equivalent of mad cow's disease? |
| Dolf Boek | There is no apology from you! |
| Kavik
Kang <kavik...@hotmail.com> 25 March 2006 8:34 PM |
I certainly have no
great love for Art Deco, in fact, I would hazzard to guess that he
dislikes me far more than he dislikes you. I think it should be pointed
out that your silly little laws are worthless outside of your own country.
As an American citizen, Art is not subject to the laws of Australia unless
he is actually in your country. I would also point out that you are making
a complete fool of yourself. Tell me, exactly what would I have to say too you in order for you to threaten me with Australian law the same way you are threatening him? Just tell me and I will gladly say it... I personally think it would be totally hillarious for you to be threatening both me and him with the same meaningless and inaplicable laws... If I called you a mindless ignorant moron with delusions of grandure... would that do it? If not, just let me know what I have to say and I'll say it:-) |
| Dolf Boek | To extend this hyponomic {Under Law; Subject to Law} principle further, what is the basis for why American soldiers on foreign soil, aren't buried where they lie in an unmarked grave? |
| ah
<splif...@gmail.com> 10:29 AM 26 March 2006 |
Because someone identified them and labeled the Grave? |
| Dolf Boek | Its a bit like, your new neighbour showing disrespect when you are introduced by the town's builder, but they decorate their houses at yuletide with twinkling lights as toon town. |
| ah
<splif...@gmail.com> 10:30 AM 26 March 2006 |
Religion is proscribed
in alt.dear.whitehouse
Please see the FAQ. It's a good idea to read a while before professing one's faith. |
| Barry
OGrady <athei...@gmail.com> 5:22 PM 27 March 2006 |
Dolf is mentally ill |
| Kadaitcha
Man <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> 7:27 PM 27 March 2006 |
And you're not? |
| Barry
OGrady <athei...@gmail.com> 1:15 AM 28 March 2006 |
I may be. |
| Dolf Boek | At what point may this mental illness of theirs no longer be used as a legal defence? |
| Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> 3:30 AM 28 March 2006 |
So are you a psychiatrist? |
| Dolf Boek |
I find they're most useful when you need to lawfully change a power of attorney, medical attorney or last will and testament. Are you in need of one? |
| Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> 5:01 AM 28 March 2006 |
I asked if you were one. Not whether you needed one. |
| Dolf Boek | Is it a prerequisite for participation by nominators and voters within alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell and alt.fucknozzles? |
| Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> 5:17 AM 28 March 2006 |
You mean is it a prerequisite to ask if someone believes themselves to be a psychiatrist? |
| Dolf Boek | I asked if being a psychiatrist is prerequisite for participation by nominators and voters within alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell and alt.fucknozzles? |
| Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> 7:06 AM 28 March 2006 |
So you expect others to
answer your questions and you avoid theirs? Does not work that way,
cupcake. |
| Total for
Phrase Telos: 10788 % 81: #15 |
#67 - Three Treasures #48 - Forgetting/ Forgetting Knowledge |
| Dolf Boek | Any response will do! |
| Barry
OGrady <athei...@gmail.com> 10:51 AM 1 April 2006 |
It must be tough for you when you get back what you give out. You go all out to be annoying then act surprised when people are annoyed by you. What is it you hope to achieve? |
| Barry
OGrady <athei...@gmail.com> 10:52 AM 1 April 2006 |
Dolf is consistent, always maximising the annoyance factor. |
| Barry
OGrady <athei...@gmail.com> 10:58 AM 1 April 2006 |
Dolf doesn't have the decency to die. |
| Dolf Boek | This is probably not the place to talk about it, but how long have you been aware of your mental health problems Barry? |
| Just after 7
am Saturday 25 March 2006 DST -0700 UTC 12 am AEDT |
Seattle Police investigated the scene of a reported multiple shooting as one of the largest crime scenes the city has ever had on East Republican Avenue and 20th Avenue East in Seattle, Washington. Six young people in macabe fancy dress were shot to death early Saturday at a home, and the alleged gunman then committed suicide when confronted by police, authorities said. Police said the victims, many of them dressed up as zombies, had met Huff earlier in the night at a rave called 'Better Off Undead' and invited him to a party at their rented home. [Copyright & Courtesy 2006 Gene Johnston, The Associated Press] |
- dolf
- <http://home.iprimus.com.au/telos/ninjaninnies.html>
Dolf Boek
<Xns979A74D56D...@198.186.190.225> in rec.arts.poems on 03
Apr 2006 15:24:15 GMT:
>> [unaltered ballot - votes must appear in alt.usenet.kooks to be
>> counted]
>
>
>MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hey Rusty...how stoopid are you gonna be?
From the headers of your cancels:
| X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host:
| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
| X-Original-Trace: 2 Apr 2006 16:45:56 +0800,
| 0-1pool87-254.nas8.des-moines1.ia.us.da.qwest.net
Oh damn....right back to you in Des Moines...How embarrassing.
Chinese news servers are so hard to use.
Now that you have shown your true net-abusing self what will be your
next trick?
Did you know that most news servers ignore third party cancels.
did you know that issuing third party cancels, even through a second
party news server, is actionable net abuse?
Looks like you deserve a G. A. Custer award.
Iffin I was yew I'd beg forgiveness from the wrath of the net gawds.
oh..Spank...twas Sean who sussed you out.
Heh.
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
Obstinate people can be divded into the opinionated, the ignorant,
and the boorish.
-Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics, Bk. VII
Dolf Boek
in alt.usenet.kooks:
> On 03 Apr 2006 16:57:16 GMT, Rasta Khan
> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>
>>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in news:e0rfgq$27o$1
>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> On 03 Apr 2006 15:31:23 GMT, Rasta Khan
>>> <SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
>>>>news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
>>>>step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
>>>>It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
>>>>simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
>>>>Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
>>>>names" on Usenet.
>>>
>>> Still whining, net-abusing, pizzascum, sockpuppet? Isn't it amazing
>>> that you still get no respect, even when returning with a sock?
>>
>>How am I a sockpuppet if I'm not using any other handles?
>
> Because you are posting here under false pretenses.
I thought he was posting here under his hero Chuck Lysaght's
instructions?
>>You will dodge this question, but no stAUKer will nominate you for Coward
>>of the Month.
>
> You were spanked off Usenet using your various RussTard nyms, now
> you're back using a different nym. I'd say that makes you a coward,
> net-abusing pizzascum.
Nothing says "Coward of the Month" more than pretending to be a new
supporter of oneself does.
> If I were a net-abusing coward like you, I'd be ashamed to post to AUK
> again.
If I had a face like his, I'd be ashamed to post GIFs to the Web.
PJR :-)
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Dolf Boek
<SupremeOverlo...@kotm.biz> wrote:
>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@kookbusters.org.invalid> wrote in
>news:8se232pd48s6s70rp...@4ax.com:
>
>>>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>>
>>
>>
>> Rasta Khan
>
>You have no mind of your own. You follow the other stAUKers in lock
>step. I have news for you, dearie. I'm not posting with a sockpuppet.
>It's only a sockpuppet if the poster is using other handles
>simultaneously, and I'm not. Of course you won't call Aratzio or
>Barbara's Cat a coward, even though neither of them use their "real
>names" on Usenet.
Still whining, net-abusing, pizzascum, sockpuppet? Isn't it amazing
that you still get no respect, even when returning with a sock?
Art Deco
> 25 March - 1 April 2006 discussion in alt.fan.art-bell, alt.fucknozzles,
>alt.usenet.kooks
> Time unless otherwise shown in AEDT
>
> Dolf Boek Could this societal phenomena as organic and non-sapiel (not
>considered, lacks the mode of thinking, hackneyed) response be considered
>homos spongiform encephalopathy (HSE) as the human equivalent of mad cow's
>disease?
> Dolf Boek There is no apology from you!
> Kavik Kang
> <kavik...@hotmail.com>
> 25 March 2006 8:34 PM
> I certainly have no great love for Art Deco, in fact, I would hazzard to
>guess that he dislikes me far more than he dislikes you. I think it should be
>pointed out that your silly little laws are worthless outside of your own
>country. As an American citizen, Art is not subject to the laws of Australia
>unless he is actually in your country. I would also point out that you are
>making a complete fool of yourself.
>
> Tell me, exactly what would I have to say too you in order for you to
>threaten me with Australian law the same way you are threatening him? Just
>tell me and I will gladly say it...
How many more times will you be spamming your screed, kook?
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
Sean Monaghan
> Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > 25 March - 1 April 2006 discussion in alt.fan.art-bell, alt.fucknozzles,
> >alt.usenet.kooks
> > Time unless otherwise shown in AEDT
> >
> > Dolf Boek Could this societal phenomena as organic and non-sapiel (not
> >considered, lacks the mode of thinking, hackneyed) response be considered
> >homos spongiform encephalopathy (HSE) as the human equivalent of mad cow's
> >disease?
> > Dolf Boek There is no apology from you!
> > Kavik Kang
> > <kavik...@hotmail.com>
> > 25 March 2006 8:34 PM
> > I certainly have no great love for Art Deco, in fact, I would hazzard to
> >guess that he dislikes me far more than he dislikes you. I think it should be
> >pointed out that your silly little laws are worthless outside of your own
> >country. As an American citizen, Art is not subject to the laws of Australia
> >unless he is actually in your country. I would also point out that you are
> >making a complete fool of yourself.
> >
> > Tell me, exactly what would I have to say too you in order for you to
> >threaten me with Australian law the same way you are threatening him? Just
> >tell me and I will gladly say it...
>
> How many more times will you be spamming your screed, kook?
And in HTML, too!! Is Qolon a Cluless Noob, or does he have some
mysterious, supah secritt reason for marking up his posts as such?
realitytrucker
It would be nice if you folks would stop crossposting this stuff to
misc.transport.trucking. We have enough trouble with our two resident
trolls Richard Bullis and Roger "Rocky" Wittekind.
Besides, I think those two clowns would win and Kook of the Year
contest hands down.
Dolf Boek
|
Seattle Police investigated the scene of a reported multiple shooting as one of the largest crime scenes the city has ever had on East Republican Avenue and 20th Avenue East in Seattle, Washington. Six young people in macabre fancy dress were shot to death early Saturday at a home, and the alleged gunman then committed suicide when confronted by police, authorities said. |
|
Police said the victims, many of them dressed up as zombies, had met Huff earlier in the night at a rave called 'Better Off Undead' and invited him to a party at their rented home. [Copyright & Courtesy 2006 Gene Johnston, The Associated Press] |
Kadaitcha Man
butt-slut who likes debauched pocket pool with anacondas, and whose
partner is a grass-back with a run-down flounder, wrote in
<e1i068$o6q$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> And you'll be able to tell who they are because they will be chanting
> in Zulu, "
> Amasende hagu!
"Pig's balls!"
> Unyoko isifebe!
"Your mother is a slut!"
> Sibeleko sikanyoko!
"Your mother's cunt!"
> Malebe, malebe, malebe, mdidi sihlama!
"Cunt flaps, cunt flaps, cunt flaps, leftover shit in your arsehole!"
The Zulu war cry during a classic pincer movement.
--
http://xp-crack.kadaitcha.cx
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
Sean Monaghan
> On 11 Apr 2006 21:17:05 -0700, "realitytrucker" <timp...@gmail.com>
> Bullis has won his fair share of awards.
>
> Richard S "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
>
> Rookie Kook of the Year, 1999
> Kook of the Month, April 1999
> Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 1999
> Golden Killfile, July 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, April 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, May 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, June 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, August 1999
> Looney Maroon Award, May 2001
> Looney Maroon Award, July 2001
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, July 1999
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2001
> Palmjob Paddle, July 1999
> Palmjob Paddle, August 1999
> Palmjob Paddle, September 1999
> Palmjob Paddle, January 2000
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy, August 1999
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy, January 2000
> Coward of the Month, February 2001
> John Martin Grubor Memorial Award
> Busted Urinal Award
> Unabomber Surprise
> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #5
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> Tar & Feathers
> Clueless Eternal Newbie Kook of the Century
> Kook Kard Deck, Ace of Spades
> Kook Chess Set, Blue King's Pawn
>
> Richbull.Com [Richard S Bullis]
> Palmjob Paddle, August 1999
> Busted Urinal Award
That's quite a list of awards! Which reminds me - I need to revive the
Kook Kard Deck and Kook Chess Set pages, and link to them from the FAQ.
I hope Richard appreciates his top ranking as the Ace of Spades; his ugly
mug was perfect for it.
Kadaitcha Man
sissy-britches who likes injurious manual override with moose, and whose
partner is a wench of the trade with a big stink hole, wrote in
<e1i179$o6q$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:35:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>, the slobbering bag man and
>> tempest-swept butt-slut who likes debauched pocket pool with
>> anacondas, and whose partner is a grass-back with a run-down
>> flounder, wrote in <e1i068$o6q$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>
>>
>>> And you'll be able to tell who they are because they will be
>>> chanting in Zulu, "
>>
>>> Amasende hagu!
>>
>> "Pig's balls!"
>>
>>> Unyoko isifebe!
>>
>> "Your mother is a slut!"
>>
>>> Sibeleko sikanyoko!
>>
>> "Your mother's cunt!"
>>
>>> Malebe, malebe, malebe, mdidi sihlama!
>>
>> "Cunt flaps, cunt flaps, cunt flaps, leftover shit in your arsehole!"
>>
>> The Zulu war cry during a classic pincer movement.
>
> Very effective, I might add. An old aboriginal Australian Zulu taught
> it to me.
<screeching, Margaret Thatcher-type voice>
OLD? OLD?
<exasperated, Jacques Chirac-type indignation>
HURUMPH!
Kadaitcha Man
buddy who likes ceaseless intercourse with ravens, and whose partner is
a body-worker with a clammy cauliflower, wrote in
<e1i26g$sjv$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:52:04 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> Oops!
>
> Well, er, uhhhh...see it's kind of like the Texas/Southern US
> expression Good Old Boy. It, uh, er, doesn't necessarily mean the
> person is old. Or something like that.
I am not old until I reach 109. I still have five years to go.
> <ducks,hides>
Yoo hoo! Fred! Come out, come out, wherever you are!