Does size matter?
Peter
:-P
George W. Frost
"Peter" <som...@microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>
> :-P
No, tell her to go visit Jenny Craig first
atec 7 7
> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>
> :-P
what's her name ?
alx
> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>
> :-P
I have no issues with pillions carrying beer.
CrazyCam
> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>
> :-P
Subject to the maximum weight limit of the motorcycle, yes, you are
allowed to carry a passenger heavier than the rider.
However, it really isn't much fun, unless both rider and pillion are
experienced and co-operative.
It is much easier carrying a smaller pillion.
regards,
CrazyCam
thefathippy
Me either, but I prefer that they haven't drunk it first.
Tony F
Kevin Gleeson
Dunno I entirely agree with that, sorta.
It depends on the bike and the pillion. The two best pillions I've had
on my bike were Kerry and Cat (RIP). And they were vastly different in
body build. I reckon a lot more comes into being able to just go with
the bike and not fight it. I've been on a VF1000R loaded up so much
with weight in the gearsack and saddlebags and Kerry on the back that
getting out of our hilly street in Chatswood, the front wheel of the
bike was difficult to keep on the ground under medium throttle. Yet
she was pretty much no effect on my riding as I guess she knew somehow
what I was about to do. I could suddenly cane the Blackbird and she'd
just sit there without having to grab onto me. Fucked if I know how.
Strong thighs or something?
Cat I didn't even notice on the back of the budgie. Being a slip of a
girl and happily comfortable, you really didn't notice she was there.
On a small bike I think it would make more difference, but who wants
to ride small bikes?
<waves to Cam>.
John Dwyer
"Kevin Gleeson" <keving...@imagine-it.com.au> wrote in message
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Proving that size does matter.
John Dwyer.
alx
> "Kevin Gleeson" <kevinglee...@imagine-it.com.au> wrote in message
Size does not matter and neither does mass :-)
...for the purposes of this thread and within the context of the
Subject heading and as set out in the introductory post.
Size may matter but a red flag attached to the end of the subject (or
even some Wide Load signage) should satisfy the authority figures.
CrazyCam
> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:58:09 +1100, CrazyCam
> <Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
>> Peter wrote:
>>> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>>>
>>> :-P
>> Subject to the maximum weight limit of the motorcycle, yes, you are
>> allowed to carry a passenger heavier than the rider.
>>
>> However, it really isn't much fun, unless both rider and pillion are
>> experienced and co-operative.
>>
>> It is much easier carrying a smaller pillion.
>
> Dunno I entirely agree with that, sorta.
Hi Kevin.
Is there, perhaps, some punctuation missing, or is it, as the Thespians
would say, all in the reading?
> It depends on the bike and the pillion.
Yeah.
Am I right in thinking we are in general agreement?
> On a small bike I think it would make more difference, but who wants
> to ride small bikes?
> <waves to Cam>.
Angie and I did a Pink Ribbon Ride on the pink RZ250 once.
Apart from desperate slipping of clutch to get going, and then care
being taken not to wheelie the thing, it wasn't too hard.
OTOH, I once gave a lift to a proper "bikie", a seven foot tall, built
like the proverbial brick dunnie, Hell's Angel.
His H-D was stopped on the freeway due to lack of petrol, and I took him
off the Freeway, he bought petrol and I took him back to his bike.
Now, this was with the Suzi 750 cruiser, and, at the time, my left leg
wasn't working too well, so I'd normally stop with my right foot down to
hold the bike...leaning slightly right.
Anyhow, off I go with this enormous bloke on the back. No problems up
until we get to the first red traffic light.
I'm trying to get the bike to lean slightly right, so I can get my foot
down, and the big bloke is trying to get it to stay upright, or perhaps
lean slightly left..... :-O
After a few moments of panic the guy on the back just put both of his
feet down, and held the bike vertical! :-)
regards,
CrazyCam
hippo
>
> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>
> :-P
>
>
Yes, but only one at a time in Australia.
--
Posted at www.usenet.com.au
Capt About Lunchtime
".
>
> OTOH, I once gave a lift to a proper "bikie", a seven foot tall, built
> like the proverbial brick dunnie, Hell's Angel.
>
> His H-D was stopped on the freeway due to lack of petrol, and I took him
> off the Freeway, he bought petrol and I took him back to his bike.
>
> Now, this was with the Suzi 750 cruiser, and, at the time,
I just gotta ask.... Did the HA wear his colours whilst pillioning on the
Suzuki?
There must be some sorta club rule on that. Maybe I'm mistaken but 1% and
Suzuki don't kinda seem to fit together, or have the Japs become bad ass
during petrol shortages.
Confused
Capt A. L.
bikerbetty
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A truly beautiful story, CC.... That's the kind of pillion I need, I reckon!
A Tall one who can flat-foot the bike FOR me, tee hee!
betty
Toosmoky
> A truly beautiful story, CC.... That's the kind of pillion I need, I reckon!
> A Tall one who can flat-foot the bike FOR me, tee hee!
It's good to be big. Mostly. Apart from getting things to fit, doorways,
small vehicles, airline seats, etc...
--
Toosmoky
Work to ride, Ride to Work...
http://users.tpg.com.au/smokey61/cafe
atec 7 7
never did bad stuff
so you're short
on the other hand I have a boot print embedded in my nether regions
and I am quite tall
Jeff R.
"Toosmoky" <toos...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> bikerbetty wrote:
>
>> A truly beautiful story, CC.... That's the kind of pillion I need, I
>> reckon! A Tall one who can flat-foot the bike FOR me, tee hee!
>
> It's good to be big. Mostly. Apart from getting things to fit, doorways,
> small vehicles, airline seats, etc...
...leather jackets, kevlar-lined duds, ...
:-(
bikerbetty
"atec 7 7" <"atec 77"@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Hmmmm. interesting (if weird) theory - are you saying that I'd be taller if
I'd done bad stuff? Yeah, I was a good kid (too fucken scared to be anything
else!)
>
> on the other hand I have a boot print embedded in my nether regions and I
> am quite tall
Hmmm, another interesting theory - does a boot up the arse kick-start Human
Growth Hormone? I suspect not - I have boot-prints up the arse (and
glass-prints on the back, hand-prints on the shoulders and the head) - and
I'm still fucken short.
So.... I think your theory's fucked.
Oooh, another possible PhD topic: Does gender have an effect on the efficacy
of kick-starts up the arse? (I fucken hate playing the gender card, but I
wonder if it actually makes a difference in this case????)
Gee you have some thought-provoking theories in your repertoire...
betty
Peter Cremasco
> "atec 7 7" <"atec 77"@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> I reckon you were a suck of a kid
>>
>> never did bad stuff
>> so you're short
>
> Hmmmm. interesting (if weird) theory - are you saying that I'd be taller if
> I'd done bad stuff? Yeah, I was a good kid (too fucken scared to be anything
> else!)
I think the parable has perhaps something to do with the tongue-in-cheek
retort that good kids got all the pats on the head, which kept 'em
stunted...
>> on the other hand I have a boot print embedded in my nether regions and I
>> am quite tall
>
> Hmmm, another interesting theory - does a boot up the arse kick-start Human
> Growth Hormone? I suspect not - I have boot-prints up the arse (and
> glass-prints on the back, hand-prints on the shoulders and the head) - and
> I'm still fucken short.
and conversely the kicks up the backside provided an upward impetus.
Or at least that was the 'conventional' wisdom when I was growing up. :)
I musta done my share of good stuff AND bad stuff.
bikerbetty
"Peter Cremasco" <FirsName...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> bikerbetty wrote:
>> "atec 7 7" <"atec 77"@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
>>> I reckon you were a suck of a kid
>>>
>>> never did bad stuff
>>> so you're short
>>
>> Hmmmm. interesting (if weird) theory - are you saying that I'd be taller
>> if I'd done bad stuff? Yeah, I was a good kid (too fucken scared to be
>> anything else!)
>
> I think the parable has perhaps something to do with the tongue-in-cheek
> retort that good kids got all the pats on the head, which kept 'em
> stunted...
>
>>> on the other hand I have a boot print embedded in my nether regions and
>>> I am quite tall
>>
>> Hmmm, another interesting theory - does a boot up the arse kick-start
>> Human Growth Hormone? I suspect not - I have boot-prints up the arse (and
>> glass-prints on the back, hand-prints on the shoulders and the head) -
>> and I'm still fucken short.
>
> and conversely the kicks up the backside provided an upward impetus.
>
> Or at least that was the 'conventional' wisdom when I was growing up. :)
>
> I musta done my share of good stuff AND bad stuff.
Well clearly it didn't matter whether I was good or bad (and believe me, I
was GOOD. Just never bloody GOOD ENOUGH.)
The day I got my HSC result I spoke to my mother and told her my mark, which
was in the top 10 fucken percent of the state. The bitch wanted to know
where I'd fucked up. Gee, maybe something to do with having been chucked out
of home by her drunken fucken boyfriend only a few weeks after I got home
from a year in Japan as an exchange student, and had to spend most of my HSC
year boarding with old people - one of whom was a fucken million-year-old
dirty old man who used to try and get into the bathroom while I was in
there.
Yeah, I was a real fucken suck of a kid. No wonder I'm fucken short.
Fuck you atec.
betty
George W. Frost
"Jeff R." <em...@this.ng> wrote in message
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Your jeans and other stuff when you hear her husband coming up the stairs
Diogenes
<bikerbettyatgmaildotcom> wrote:
>The day I got my HSC result I spoke to my mother and told her my mark, which
>was in the top 10 fucken percent of the state. The bitch wanted to know
>where I'd fucked up. Gee, maybe something to do with having been chucked out
>of home by her drunken fucken boyfriend only a few weeks after I got home
>from a year in Japan as an exchange student, and had to spend most of my HSC
>year boarding with old people - one of whom was a fucken million-year-old
>dirty old man who used to try and get into the bathroom while I was in
>there.
>
>Yeah, I was a real fucken suck of a kid. No wonder I'm fucken short.
>
>Fuck you atec.
Fucken, bitch, fucked, fucken, fucken, fucken, fucken, fuck.
One of the boys now, Betty?
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
atec 7 7
Yeah, I was a good kid (too fucken scared to be anything
> else!)
>> on the other hand I have a boot print embedded in my nether regions and I
>> am quite tall
>
> Hmmm, another interesting theory - does a boot up the arse kick-start Human
> Growth Hormone?
I suspect not - I have boot-prints up the arse (and
> glass-prints on the back, hand-prints on the shoulders and the head) - and
> I'm still fucken short.
>
> So.... I think your theory's fucked.
>
> Oooh, another possible PhD topic: Does gender have an effect on the efficacy
> of kick-starts up the arse? (I fucken hate playing the gender card, but I
> wonder if it actually makes a difference in this case????)
>
> Gee you have some thought-provoking theories in your repertoire...
>
> betty
>
>
atec 7 7
>
> Fuck you atec.
I will ask the wife just in case
oh and you are very kind
>
> betty
>
>
atec 7 7
bikerbetty
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
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No Gerry, just expressing extreme displeasure in my usual potty-mouthed way
<smiles sweetly>.
Atec is full of shit.
betty
bikerbetty
predictable response. <yawn>
betty
CrazyCam
> ".
>> OTOH, I once gave a lift to a proper "bikie", a seven foot tall, built
>> like the proverbial brick dunnie, Hell's Angel.
>>
>> His H-D was stopped on the freeway due to lack of petrol, and I took him
>> off the Freeway, he bought petrol and I took him back to his bike.
>>
>> Now, this was with the Suzi 750 cruiser, and, at the time,
>
>
> I just gotta ask.... Did the HA wear his colours whilst pillioning on the
> Suzuki?
Actually, I used the Hells Angels in a sort of generic way.
He did have a cut-off with some patch on it, but I don't remember which
club. It was draped over the cissy bar on his bike.
(It certainly wasn't a Ulysses Club patch! ;-))
It was a stinking hot, 40 degree day.
He left his bike, and cut-off, being guarded by his lady.
> There must be some sorta club rule on that. Maybe I'm mistaken but 1% and
> Suzuki don't kinda seem to fit together, or have the Japs become bad ass
> during petrol shortages.
Dunno.
Personally, when I have stopped to offer help to fellow motorcyclists,
who happen to belong to patch clubs, I have never had any nasty
reaction, regardless of what I happened to be riding.
Maybe, if it had been a cooler day, he might have told me to fuck
off.... <shrug>
regards,
CrazyCam
Diogenes
<bikerbettyatgmaildotcom> wrote:
>
>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>news:fpq2f5l0smlmfc1av...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 21:55:58 +1100, "bikerbetty"
>> <bikerbettyatgmaildotcom> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>The day I got my HSC result I spoke to my mother and told her my mark,
>>>which
>>>was in the top 10 fucken percent of the state. The bitch wanted to know
>>>where I'd fucked up. Gee, maybe something to do with having been chucked
>>>out
>>>of home by her drunken fucken boyfriend only a few weeks after I got home
>>>from a year in Japan as an exchange student, and had to spend most of my
>>>HSC
>>>year boarding with old people - one of whom was a fucken million-year-old
>>>dirty old man who used to try and get into the bathroom while I was in
>>>there.
>>>
>>>Yeah, I was a real fucken suck of a kid. No wonder I'm fucken short.
>>>
>>>Fuck you atec.
>>
>> Fucken, bitch, fucked, fucken, fucken, fucken, fucken, fuck.
>>
>> One of the boys now, Betty?
>No Gerry, just expressing extreme displeasure in my usual potty-mouthed way
><smiles sweetly>.
Oh, alright then.... I just thought you might have been trying to
branch out into adult literature. g,d,r.
>Atec is full of shit.
Shhhhh... don't tell him...
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Zebee Johnstone
CrazyCam <Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
> Personally, when I have stopped to offer help to fellow motorcyclists,
> who happen to belong to patch clubs, I have never had any nasty
> reaction, regardless of what I happened to be riding.
>
Ditto, although I don't think I have stopped when riding a Japanese
bike, just the Guzzi or the MZ.
I did stop off at K&M HD to pick up some bits for the Norton/BSA
racing outfit once, when I was riding the Infamous MZ. At the
counter were Murray (owner, and fellow racing club member), a bod
wearing colours, and some bod in his early 20s.
The young fella started having a go at me for parking my "Jap bike"
out the front.
I looked at him, Murray looked at him, the patch-holder looked at
him, and he realised he'd put his foot in it but didn't realise
how.
No idea what conversation ensued after I left, but the patch-holder
did ask if the MZ was reliable as he was looking for a learner legal
bike for his lady.
Zebee
George W. Frost
He wouldn't have been a true 1% rider,
else he would have told his old lady to go get some petrol before you got
there.
atec 7 7
atec 7 7
and in the morning you will still be short and cussing does nothing
for your credibility . perhaps carry an apple box ?
>
> betty
>
>
Diogenes
<george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>He wouldn't have been a true 1% rider,
>else he would have told his old lady to go get some petrol before you got
>there.
I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
scale for sure.
Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
1%er club. QED
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
atec 7 7
> On Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:09:51 GMT, "George W. Frost"
> <george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>> He wouldn't have been a true 1% rider,
>> else he would have told his old lady to go get some petrol before you got
>> there.
>
> I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
> scale for sure.
and I say that from talking and meeting several of the locals from the
founding club
>
> Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
> 1%er club. QED
the 1% thing but it doesn't make then stupid pursuant to some qualification
know what I mean ?
>
> =================
>
> Onya bike
>
> Gerry
Diogenes
wrote:
>Diogenes wrote:
>> On Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:09:51 GMT, "George W. Frost"
>> <george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> He wouldn't have been a true 1% rider,
>>> else he would have told his old lady to go get some petrol before you got
>>> there.
>>
>> I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
>> scale for sure.
> Pretty broad generalisation ,
Yep.
>... "some" of them are very able in business and I say that from talking and meeting several of the locals from the
>founding club
Well, I will admit that there are a few with some intelligence who are
drawn to these clubs, but I would dismiss them as egomaniacs who seek
to appear comparitively intelligent by hanging around with morons.
You know the type...the ones that would rather be big fish in a little
pond than little fish in a big pond. As I said... egomaniacs.
>> Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
>> 1%er club. QED
> I wonder about that as well , a certain personality appears to join
>the 1% thing but it doesn't make then stupid pursuant to some qualification
> know what I mean ?
Depends on how we define stupid...
And stop replying to my posts! It only encourages me!
STOPPIT !!!
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
JL
I'd suggest sociopaths would be a more accurate generalisation than
moron. If you add "high probability of coming from a socio-
economically challenged background" you'd probably improve it as a
generalisation even more.
IMHO the average IQ is about the same as any representative slice of
the local population in the region of the clubhouse
JL
(but then what would I know about 1%ers)
CrazyCam
<snip>
> He wouldn't have been a true 1% rider,
> else he would have told his old lady to go get some petrol before you got
> there.
George, I was there, and you were not.
When I say that he had left his lady to guard the bike and stuff....
trust me....the bike and stuff were safe.
Do you know how some folk seem to exude an aura of sexiness?
Do you know how some folk seem to exude an aura of danger?
Well, imagine the two combined.
That was her.
regards,
CrazyCam
CrazyCam
<snip>
> I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
> scale for sure.
>
> Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
> 1%er club. QED
Hi Gerry.
Do you remember Alice?
regards,
CrazyCam
Diogenes
<Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>Diogenes wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>> I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
>> scale for sure.
>>
>> Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
>> 1%er club. QED
>Do you remember Alice?
Y-e-e-e-e-es... [starts fidgeting]
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Zebee Johnstone
He's clearly never met Ferret or Derek either.
Zebee
CrazyCam
Well, would you apply your above comments to Alice?
regards,
CrazyCam
Diogenes
<Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>Diogenes wrote:
>> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:30:28 +1100, CrazyCam
>> <Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>> Diogenes wrote:
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>>> I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
>>>> scale for sure.
>>>>
>>>> Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
>>>> 1%er club. QED
>>
>>> Do you remember Alice?
>>
>> Y-e-e-e-e-es... [starts fidgeting]
>
>Well, would you apply your above comments to Alice?
I don't know him, except for his posts in here making a fool out of
paulh. He was excellent value there. But I'd actually have to know
him quite well before I could hope to try to understand what would
make a _seemingly_ intelligent person want to congregate with 1%er
knuckledraggers. No doubt, if I was in posession of all the relevant
information, a clear picture would emerge.
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Diogenes
<zeb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:30:28 +1100
>CrazyCam <Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>> Diogenes wrote:
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>> I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
>>> scale for sure.
>>>
>>> Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
>>> 1%er club. QED
>> Do you remember Alice?
>
>He's clearly never met Ferret or Derek either.
I refer to my other msg: "I will admit that there are a few with some
intelligence who are drawn to these clubs, but I would dismiss them as
egomaniacs who seek to appear comparitively intelligent by hanging
around with morons. You know the type...the ones that would rather be
big fish in a little pond than little fish in a big pond. As I
said... egomaniacs."
Next you'll be telling me they are humanitarian altruists.
All sorts of sociopaths (tm JL) have quite brilliant intellects, so
what? Politicians kiss babies and Mafia bosses are big on donating to
charities. George W Bush even managed to fly jet fighters without
crashing. Your point is?
Ever hung out with/near a bunch of thes dudes and listened to the shit
_they_ generalise about the subjects of _their_ disdain? I was just
evening-up the scales of justice a wee bit. ;-)
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
George W. Frost
No, that's right Cam, I wasn't there, but my reference was to the 1%'ers I
have seen who are too fucking lazy to walk to get some petrol,
Then again, I have met some bikies who are not a 1%'er and they are more
fucking lazy than others
Diogenes
<george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>No, that's right Cam, I wasn't there, but my reference was to the 1%'ers I
>have seen who are too fucking lazy to walk to get some petrol,
>Then again, I have met some bikies who are not a 1%'er and they are more
>fucking lazy than others
Trouble with you , George , is that for some whacky reason you've
made 1%erism into some kind of religion.
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Fulliautomatix
It's a Jeep thing........
Diogenes
wrote:
>Diogenes wrote:
>> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:47:02 +1100, CrazyCam
>> <Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Diogenes wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:30:28 +1100, CrazyCam
>>>><Craz...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Diogenes wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>><snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I think 1%ers are aptly named. They'd be in the bottom 1% of the IQ
>>>>>>scale for sure.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Rationale: If they had half a brain they'd never be tempted to join a
>>>>>>1%er club. QED
>>>>
>>>>>Do you remember Alice?
>>>>
>>>>Y-e-e-e-e-es... [starts fidgeting]
>>>
>>>Well, would you apply your above comments to Alice?
>>
>>
>> I don't know him, except for his posts in here making a fool out of
>> paulh. He was excellent value there. But I'd actually have to know
>> him quite well before I could hope to try to understand what would
>> make a _seemingly_ intelligent person want to congregate with 1%er
>> knuckledraggers. No doubt, if I was in posession of all the relevant
>> information, a clear picture would emerge.
>It's a Jeep thing........
I'll bite... a Jeep thing?
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
George W. Frost
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
Not me Gerry, you were the one who put them on a pedestal and "outed them"
I was just continuing on with when you paused
Diogenes
<george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
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>> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:21:53 GMT, "George W. Frost"
>> <george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>No, that's right Cam, I wasn't there, but my reference was to the 1%'ers I
>>>have seen who are too fucking lazy to walk to get some petrol,
>>>Then again, I have met some bikies who are not a 1%'er and they are more
>>>fucking lazy than others
>>
>> Trouble with you , George , is that for some whacky reason you've
>> made 1%erism into some kind of religion.
>Not me Gerry, you were the one who put them on a pedestal and "outed them"
>I was just continuing on with when you paused
But...but...but... I thought they was your best buddies.
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Moike
> I would dismiss them as egomaniacs who seek
> to appear comparitively intelligent by hanging around with morons.
> You know the type...
Moike
Moike
> No doubt, if I was in posession of all the relevant
> information, a clear picture would emerge.
.... but ... but ....then you wouldn't need to talk through your arse!
Moike
thefathippy
> Do you know how some folk seem to exude an aura of sexiness?
>
> Do you know how some folk seem to exude an aura of danger?
>
> Well, imagine the two combined.
>
> That was her.
Cor!
Tony F
theo
> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:05:50 +1000, Fulliautomatix <t...@goo.net>
> wrote:
> >Diogenes wrote:
> >> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:47:02 +1100, CrazyCam
> >>>Well, would you apply your above comments to Alice?
>
> >> I don't know him, except for his posts in here making a fool out of
> >> paulh. He was excellent value there. But I'd actually have to know
> >> him quite well before I could hope to try to understand what would
> >> make a _seemingly_ intelligent person want to congregate with 1%er
> >> knuckledraggers. No doubt, if I was in posession of all the relevant
> >> information, a clear picture would emerge.
> >It's a Jeep thing........
>
> I'll bite... a Jeep thing?
Me too. My wife drives a Jeep. Is she a secret member of the Bandidos
or something?
Theo
George W. Frost
"Moike" <bmwm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4af3...@newsgate.x-privat.org...
Oi, be noice moike
George W. Frost
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
But....but....but....but....but I thought that you were my bestest buddy
till you said that
or at least, that's what knobless says
Diogenes
>Diogenes wrote:
Exactly ! ;-)
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Diogenes
>Diogenes wrote:
Define "need".
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Diogenes
<george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>news:qgj5f5d2nnl9i7nbd...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:03:11 GMT, "George W. Frost"
>> <george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>>news:pi85f55okk4fsnvru...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:21:53 GMT, "George W. Frost"
>>>> <george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>No, that's right Cam, I wasn't there, but my reference was to the 1%'ers
>>>>>I
>>>>>have seen who are too fucking lazy to walk to get some petrol,
>>>>>Then again, I have met some bikies who are not a 1%'er and they are more
>>>>>fucking lazy than others
>>>>
>>>> Trouble with you , George , is that for some whacky reason you've
>>>> made 1%erism into some kind of religion.
>>
>>>Not me Gerry, you were the one who put them on a pedestal and "outed them"
>>
>>>I was just continuing on with when you paused
>>
>> But...but...but... I thought they was your best buddies.
>But....but....but....but....but I thought that you were my bestest buddy
>till you said that
I am supposed to tell you to go kill yourself. I think the CIA's
favourite aphorism "your enemy's enemy is your friend" might well
apply here.
>or at least, that's what knobless says
Don't worry about Gonorrhoea Knobdribble too much, George.
He doesn't really understand Usenent.
He's killfiled everyone he's intolerant of and so his perception of
this NG is now one where there are only those who reflect back at him
his own narrow-minded, control-freak mindset. And he's happy with
that way of seeing his e-world. He loves life inside a feedback loop.
It's cozy. Willful ignorance is like that.
Forgive him for he knows not what he does...
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Diogenes
Yes... But does she have nice tits?
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Fraser Johnston
"atec 7 7" <"atec 77"@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:hct96t$t11$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> Diogenes wrote:
>> On Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:09:51 GMT, "George W. Frost"
>> <george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> He wouldn't have been a true 1% rider,
>>> else he would have told his old lady to go get some petrol before you got
>>> there.
>>
>> scale for sure.
> say that from talking and meeting several of the locals from the founding
> club
Business = dealing meth.
Fraser
Fulliautomatix
She should know the rest of it then;
It's a Jeep thing.......you wouldn't understand
bikerbetty
> bikerbetty wrote:
>> "Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>> Fucken, bitch, fucked, fucken, fucken, fucken, fucken, fuck.
>>>
>>> One of the boys now, Betty?
>>>
>>> =================
>>>
>>> Onya bike
>>>
>>> Gerry
>>
>> No Gerry, just expressing extreme displeasure in my usual potty-mouthed
>> way <smiles sweetly>.
>>
>> Atec is full of shit.
> Actually no
> and in the morning you will still be short and cussing does nothing for
> your credibility . perhaps carry an apple box ?
>>
>> betty
Jeezus Farkin Christ, atec, pull that Pompous Grass out of your arse, will
you? "Cussing does nothing for your credibility" ....you're a fucking Sunday
School teacher all of a sudden? Don't fucking patronise me. I'm angry with
stupid things that you say, not clamouring for some kind of credibility with
you or anybody else.
And in the morning I will still be short? No shit. Talk about stating the
bleeding obvious - Winston Churchill you're not.
BTW - I find it a tad irritating that I have seen many of the blokes in here
call each other 'cunts' and no-one seems to bat an eyelid, but oooooh, a
girl cussing, and all of a sudden blokes act all offended and shocked.......
FFS!
betty
hippo
Fair call. Slightly off topic, but your ocmment reminded me of the anti
Fraser bumper sticker that showed up for a while: "Tammy has one. Malcolm
is one."
--
Posted at www.usenet.com.au
Diogenes
<bikerbettyatgmaildotcom> wrote:
>BTW - I find it a tad irritating that I have seen many of the blokes in here
>call each other 'cunts' and no-one seems to bat an eyelid, but oooooh, a
>girl cussing, and all of a sudden blokes act all offended and shocked.......
>FFS!
That's because whe know we're tools. It just comes a bit of a
surprise to find out that you're one too.
This crap that you're not a proper feminst unless you swear like a
wharfie is a bit of a fellatious argument, don't you think?
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
bikerbetty
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
ROFLMAO - I love you Gerry! Fellatious??? Bewdiful! (Please tell me you
meant to say that, and it wasn't just a spelling mistake?)
Nah, my swearing is nothing to do with being a feminist - I swear because
I'm sometimes lazy - and I like swearing. As a teacher I wasn't allowed to
swear, and it's actually quite liberating to do so now I'm out of that
world. I can be scathing and extremely articulate without resorting to
four-letter words - have had plenty of practice during parent-teacher
interviews, for example - but sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge,
there's nothing to replace a good 'FUCK' (and I mean that in the purely
linguistic sense, believe me!)
betty
JohnO
Fucking great to hear Betty darls.... now shut the fuck up and get me
and smack a fucking beer!
Johno
OI.... fucking now woman!
ps.... luffs ya!!
JohnO
wrote:
>
>Don't worry about Gonorrhoea Knobdribble too much, George.
>
>He doesn't really understand Usenent.
>
>He's killfiled everyone he's intolerant of and so his perception of
>this NG is now one where there are only those who reflect back at him
>his own narrow-minded, control-freak mindset. And he's happy with
>that way of seeing his e-world. He loves life inside a feedback loop.
>It's cozy. Willful ignorance is like that.
Shit Gerry, insert your name in there - almost describes you to a tee
:P
>Forgive him for he knows not what he does...
>
Ditto
>=================
>
>Onya bike
>
>Gerry
Johno
Beer ya crazy bastard?
bikerbetty
"JohnO" <var...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:n0u7f5ljpghh8bcn3...@4ax.com...
Oh Fer fuck's sake, all fucking right..... <splutterguffaw>
fuckingluffsyaback
betty
TimC
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> "Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
> news:miq7f55aamtgoqtpm...@4ax.com...
>> wharfie is a bit of a fellatious argument, don't you think?
>>
> meant to say that, and it wasn't just a spelling mistake?)
>
> Nah, my swearing is nothing to do with being a feminist - I swear because
> I'm sometimes lazy - and I like swearing. As a teacher I wasn't allowed to
> swear, and it's actually quite liberating to do so now I'm out of that
> world. I can be scathing and extremely articulate without resorting to
> four-letter words - have had plenty of practice during parent-teacher
> interviews, for example - but sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge,
> there's nothing to replace a good 'FUCK' (and I mean that in the purely
> linguistic sense, believe me!)
I'd say you are a rather cunning linguist, actually.
--
TimC
The Sell Dervers are balanced behind another Sell Derver, and both
have their data protected from Badness by a Dedundant Array of
Inexpensive Risks -- Aquarion in ASR revealing the secrets of RAID
Diogenes
<bikerbettyatgmaildotcom> wrote:
>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>news:miq7f55aamtgoqtpm...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 19:53:55 +1100, "bikerbetty"
>> <bikerbettyatgmaildotcom> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>BTW - I find it a tad irritating that I have seen many of the blokes in
>>>here
>>>call each other 'cunts' and no-one seems to bat an eyelid, but oooooh, a
>>>girl cussing, and all of a sudden blokes act all offended and
>>>shocked.......
>>>FFS!
>>
>> That's because we know we're tools. It just comes a bit of a
>> surprise to find out that you're one too.
>>
>> This crap that you're not a proper feminst unless you swear like a
>> wharfie is a bit of a fellatious argument, don't you think?
>ROFLMAO - I love you Gerry! Fellatious??? Bewdiful! (Please tell me you
>meant to say that, and it wasn't just a spelling mistake?)
Think abou tit, Betty. I'd have to make too many typos for it to be
accidental. It's one of my favourite deliberate mis-spellings.
Works quite well in the right situation.
This was a right situation. ;-)
> (and I mean that in a cunningly linguistic sense, believe me!)
Now THAT is NOT fellatious reasoning... g,d,r.
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Fulliautomatix
> On 2009-11-06, bikerbetty (aka Bruce)
> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>
>>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>news:miq7f55aamtgoqtpm...@4ax.com...
>>
>>>This crap that you're not a proper feminst unless you swear like a
>>>wharfie is a bit of a fellatious argument, don't you think?
>>>
>>
>>ROFLMAO - I love you Gerry! Fellatious??? Bewdiful! (Please tell me you
>>meant to say that, and it wasn't just a spelling mistake?)
>>
>>Nah, my swearing is nothing to do with being a feminist - I swear because
>>I'm sometimes lazy - and I like swearing. As a teacher I wasn't allowed to
>>swear, and it's actually quite liberating to do so now I'm out of that
>>world. I can be scathing and extremely articulate without resorting to
>>four-letter words - have had plenty of practice during parent-teacher
>>interviews, for example - but sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge,
>>there's nothing to replace a good 'FUCK' (and I mean that in the purely
>>linguistic sense, believe me!)
>
>
> I'd say you are a rather cunning linguist, actually.
>
That's a cunning stunt
Diogenes
>On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:37:27 +1100, Diogenes <cy...@society.sux.ok>
>wrote:
>
>
>>
>>Don't worry about Gonorrhoea Knobdribble too much, George.
>>
>>He doesn't really understand Usenent.
>>
>>He's killfiled everyone he's intolerant of and so his perception of
>>this NG is now one where there are only those who reflect back at him
>>his own narrow-minded, control-freak mindset. And he's happy with
>>that way of seeing his e-world. He loves life inside a feedback loop.
>>It's cozy. Willful ignorance is like that.
>
>Shit Gerry, insert your name in there - almost describes you to a tee
>:P
I don't killfile people. Ergo, I don't create a feeback loop.
>>Forgive him for he knows not what he does...
>Ditto
OK, forgive me for I know not what I do. Happy now? :-)
>Beer ya crazy bastard?
There should be a comma after beer, but yeah, why not.
Thanks. Pffffzzzzzttt... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
atec 7 7
> "atec 7 7" <"atec 77"@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hct334$4fd$2...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> bikerbetty wrote:
>>> "Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>> news:fpq2f5l0smlmfc1av...@4ax.com
>>>> Fucken, bitch, fucked, fucken, fucken, fucken, fucken, fuck.
>>>>
>>>> One of the boys now, Betty?
>>>>
>>>> =================
>>>>
>>>> Onya bike
>>>>
>>>> Gerry
>>> No Gerry, just expressing extreme displeasure in my usual potty-mouthed
>>> way <smiles sweetly>.
>>>
>>> Atec is full of shit.
>> Actually no
>> and in the morning you will still be short and cussing does nothing for
>> your credibility . perhaps carry an apple box ?
>>> betty
> Jeezus Farkin Christ, atec, pull that Pompous Grass out of your arse, will
> you? "Cussing does nothing for your credibility"
simply put of course
....you're a fucking Sunday
> School teacher all of a sudden? Don't fucking patronise me. I'm angry with
> stupid things that you say,
Oh well I guess I will just have to survive it
not clamouring for some kind of credibility with
> you or anybody else.
your point ?
>
> And in the morning I will still be short? No shit. Talk about stating the
> bleeding obvious - Winston Churchill you're not.
whoosh
>
> BTW - I find it a tad irritating that I have seen many of the blokes in here
> call each other 'cunts' and no-one seems to bat an eyelid, but oooooh, a
> girl cussing, and all of a sudden blokes act all offended and shocked.......
> FFS!
Disappointedly you resort to silliness when you can make a point
without it still you're without so no surprise the fact your a broad
isn't the point .
and yup you're still short in several ways
>
> betty
>
>
Toosmoky
> BTW - I find it a tad irritating that I have seen many of the blokes in here
> call each other 'cunts' and no-one seems to bat an eyelid, but oooooh, a
> girl cussing, and all of a sudden blokes act all offended and shocked.......
> FFS!
The swearing doesn't bother me at all but spelling and grammar are a
different matter. You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady!
--
Toosmoky
Work to ride, Ride to Work...
http://users.tpg.com.au/smokey61/cafe
Toosmoky
> sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge,
> there's nothing to replace a good 'FUCK'
Who's gunna be first to use that for a sig?...
JohnO
wrote:
>>Beer ya crazy bastard?
>
>There should be a comma after beer, but yeah, why not.
>
>Thanks. Pffffzzzzzttt... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>
hereyago Gerry, knock yourself out -
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Johno
nuvverbeer?
G-S
>
> BTW - I find it a tad irritating that I have seen many of the blokes in here
> call each other 'cunts' and no-one seems to bat an eyelid, but oooooh, a
> girl cussing, and all of a sudden blokes act all offended and shocked.......
> FFS!
>
Cuss and swear all you like as far as I'm concerned :) [1]
G-S
[1] That picture of Johno and his girfriend makes me curse every time.
JohnO
the Soopers aren't that far away mate!
Johno <and the GF>
Beer?
TimC
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>
>> sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge,
>> there's nothing to replace a good 'FUCK'
>
> Who's gunna be first to use that for a sig?...
I don't know what you're talking about.
--
TimC
sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge, there's nothing to
replace a good 'FUCK' -- bikerbetty
Diogenes
<tcon...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge, there's nothing to
>replace a good 'FUCK' -- bikerbetty
I think you could improve it gramatically for betty by replacing "to
replace" with "like", and you could drop the quotation marks too.
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
George W. Frost
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
Remember Gerry, you are not trying to beat Betty
besides,
you can beat an egg
but you cant beet-a-root
namidos
1 rider to get on bike
2 passenger to get on seat
3 rider, if front wheel not on ground, do not ride
G-S
Peter
> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>
>:-P
>
New rules Vicroads..
http://www.roadrules.vicroads.vic.gov.au/8_rule_motorcyclists.html
The new rules
There are three new rules for motorcyclists.
No passengers under eight years old. A young child under eight years of
age can�t be carried as a passenger on a motorcycle, unless in a
sidecar.
Travelling in a sidecar. When a sidecar is used, it can only carry the
number of passengers for which it is designed.
No animals between rider and handlebars. Animals can�t be carried
between the rider and the handlebars of a motorcycle.
Exemptions
There is an exemption for farmers. While working, a farmer can carry an
animal between the rider and the handlebars of a motorcycle for up to
500 metres on a road.
What you have to do
If you are carrying young passengers, other than in a sidecar make sure
that they are at least eight years old, they can reach the foot pegs and
they are wearing an approved motorcycle helmet.
Also limit your sidecar passengers and use other ways to transport
animals.
---------------
Does one have to own a farm to be called a farmer?
:-P
Diogenes
<george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>news:gb2af5l8okfne5ke4...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 12:54:32 +1100, TimC
>> <tcon...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge, there's nothing to
>>>replace a good 'FUCK' -- bikerbetty
>>
>> I think you could improve it gramatically for betty by replacing "to
>> replace" with "like", and you could drop the quotation marks too.
>Remember Gerry, you are not trying to beat Betty
What?! Not even with an ostrich feather? How about if I just brush it
ever so gently over her private parts?
Do you think this conversation is getting a bit out of hand?
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
Kevin Gleeson
>
>
>> Am I allowed to have a pillion that is heavier than me?
>>
>>:-P
>>
>
>New rules Vicroads..
>
>http://www.roadrules.vicroads.vic.gov.au/8_rule_motorcyclists.html
>
>The new rules
>There are three new rules for motorcyclists.
>
>No passengers under eight years old. A young child under eight years of
>age can�t be carried as a passenger on a motorcycle, unless in a
>sidecar.
>Travelling in a sidecar. When a sidecar is used, it can only carry the
>number of passengers for which it is designed.
>No animals between rider and handlebars. Animals can�t be carried
>between the rider and the handlebars of a motorcycle.
Easy peasy. The only time I've ridden with a dog on my bike was on the
Yarra Boulevarde in the 80s. The dog was between me and my pillion.
Nowhere near the handlebars. Dog was having a ball. I must admit to us
both being drunk and am surprised we survived that trip as the VF was
getting sparks off the road where we were bottoming the thing out
constantly as I decided we'd go home via the boulevarde than creeping
quietly home via the direct route.
George W. Frost
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
A hand is sometimes better than an ostrich feather
George W. Frost
"Kevin Gleeson" <keving...@imagine-it.com.au> wrote in message
news:h5tbf5d9l4tddbaqe...@4ax.com...
Used to be a bloke in Melbourne who would have his dog on the back of his
bike
W.D. or Wonder Dog used to lean on the corners better than a human pillion
George W. Frost
"Peter" <som...@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9CBD3F4B0CB6Ds...@69.16.185.250...
I once knew of a bloke they called The Farmer, but the only relativity he
had with a farm was that his parents owned a farm and he grew dope in his
backyard in Brunswick.
Diogenes
<george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>news:rrrbf5p8ra8ngjan5...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:23:10 GMT, "George W. Frost"
>> <george...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>>news:gb2af5l8okfne5ke4...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 12:54:32 +1100, TimC
>>>> <tcon...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>sometimes, when I'm really angry and on edge, there's nothing to
>>>>>replace a good 'FUCK' -- bikerbetty
>>>>
>>>> I think you could improve it gramatically for betty by replacing "to
>>>> replace" with "like", and you could drop the quotation marks too.
>>
>>>Remember Gerry, you are not trying to beat Betty
>>
>> What?! Not even with an ostrich feather? How about if I just brush it
>> ever so gently over her private parts?
>>
>> Do you think this conversation is getting a bit out of hand?
>A hand is sometimes better than an ostrich feather
I think we shoud leave it here. Before Betty karate chops us into
little pieces. "Hiyaaaaaaaaaahhh !!!
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
George W. Frost
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
With her hand or her ostrich feathers?
Diogenes
<george...@gmail.com> wrote:
What part of "I think we shoud leave it here" didn't you get, George?
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
George W. Frost
"Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
The part just after "What"
Fulliautomatix
In my experience ostrich / emu / peacock feathers ar not suited to
violent movement...unless still attached to the bird
They look good but you can't thrash 'em around or they break...they
don't get much thrashing around on the bird either...an Emu / Ostrich is
a bit like a mobile hay bale...the Peacock does at least fly a bit but
the feathers that get all the thrashing are small and like a chook feather
Chook feathers are eminently suitable for administering 'delicate
touches' with, and quite robust...the exotic feathers can be too fluffy
and tickly
Toosmoky
> In my experience ostrich / emu / peacock feathers ar not suited to
> violent movement...unless still attached to the bird
Theo may disagree...
Diogenes
wrote:
>In my experience ostrich / emu / peacock feathers ar not suited to
>violent movement...unless still attached to the bird
>They look good but you can't thrash 'em around or they break...they
>don't get much thrashing around on the bird either...an Emu / Ostrich is
>a bit like a mobile hay bale...the Peacock does at least fly a bit but
>the feathers that get all the thrashing are small and like a chook feather
>Chook feathers are eminently suitable for administering 'delicate
>touches' with, and quite robust...the exotic feathers can be too fluffy
>and tickly
[chuckle]
=================
Onya bike
Gerry
theo
> Fulliautomatix wrote:
> > In my experience ostrich / emu / peacock feathers ar not suited to
> > violent movement...unless still attached to the bird
> Theo may disagree...
Damn right. And if you've got one of those bikes which have the
cylinders sticking out the side, you still find small feathers in the
fins two years later.
If you're looking for feathers that can hurt you, try getting near a
wing-flapping goose.
Theo