On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:01:45 +1000, Gordon Levi wrote:
> Addinall <addi...@NOSPAM.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:50:47 +1000, Gordon Levi wrote:
>>
>>> Addinall <addi...@NOSPAM.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"I have a Web page. It cost me $1,800 to build. It is hosted in a
>>>>secure data room SOMEWHERE that is manned 24/7 and provides 99.8%
>>>>uptime. Backups are done every two days. The contact form on the web
>>>>page sends me queries by email. It provides a shared 12 Gbps
>>>>communications pipe to and from the world. This costs my business
>>>>$420 per year which is a tax deduction. I don't need no steenking
>>>>NBN. Make it go away..."
>>>>
>>>>The wallies in the Labor gubbermint telling businessmen that they are
>>>>DEAD WRONG! They NEED the NBN!
>>>>
>>>>If there is a business in Australia that does not have a web page,
>>>>it's because they DO NOT WANT ONE!
>>>
>>> Who do you expect to disagree with the last sentence?
>>
>>Captain Underpants, you and the rest of the Cretins that thinks a FTTH
>>network is going to "allow more Australian businesses —particularly
>>small businesses, regional businesses and not-for-profit organisations
>>—to compete in the global marketplace."
>>
>>Yeah? How?
>
> Maybe by taking advantage of, or developing, on-line applications.
Gee! That has never been done before! I must pen a letter to my bank
and see if they want to get involved in this new internet thingy captain
underpants and you just invented. Cretin.
> Perhaps by using the WAN to cooperate with suppliers to rapidly develop
> products and services.
Another LABOR BREAKTHROUGH!!! O LORDY LORDY, where have you been all of
our lives!
> They could invite experts that they could not
> otherwise afford to a brief virtual meeting without the experts having
> to leave their own offices.
Now THAT is a new LABOR invention. Video conferencing.
> They might share and make use of "big data"
> at a comparable level to their larger competitors.
WOW! A Labor throw away word! "Big Data". On "The Cloud" no doubt?
So how is the NBN going to provide BIG DATA to people? And why should it?
Hint stupid.
http://www.abs.gov.au That site has plenty of BIG DATA,
all available through a user interface that works just fine at current
speeds. The database queries are still going to be run on HUMUNGOUS Sun
servers, the PL/SQL geing written by a well know genius, and transferred
to a Java front end written by one of his mates. Or would you like to
download all of the data from the ABS? That is going to tie up your
100Mbps link for a few months...
> There are some spare
> ports on an NTU so it is possible to access (or provide) specialised
> data streams and applications not available via the Internet.
>
> To be honest, I don't have a clue
That much is fucking obvious. Nor does Captain Underpants. I really
don't care WHAT you stupid people get up to in private. When you want to
waste $100 BILLION of general revenue it becomes my business.
> but I know it won't be by having the
> sort of web site that appears to be the limit of your, and probably my,
> imagination.
You're a fucking idiot. Imagination is all you have. And not much at
that.
>
>> Clearly written by idiots, for idiots.
>>
>>"Although many Australian businesses have a website, not all of them are
>>taking advantage of the opportunities that being online can bring."
>>
>>Huh? More throw away statements from people that clearly know fuck all
>>about the internet, or networks in general, or business.
>>
>>
http://www.nbn.gov.au/nbn-benefits/digital-economy-goals/for-business/
>>
>>
>>
>>> You chose an expensive design and host. At seventy dollars a year and
>>> some easy to use templates <
http://www.000webhost.com/> most
>>> Australian families can have a web site if they want one.
>>
>>ALL Australian families that WANT a web page can have one right now.
>>Assuming they have a spare $70.
>>Get back on the subject dickhead. I was talking about the benefits of
>>the NBN model to business. What are they? You can watch more telly at
>>work? I would have thought that counter productive.
>>
>>A typical business web site is built using WordPress, JOOMLA!, Drupal.
>>Very few roll their own in the SME space. This gives them a CMS,
>>several pages, a contact form at least, possibly a shopping cart. A
>>BLOG. Product gallery etc. Typical hosting space is 1-2GB of storage.
>>Along with the web site, the hosting company will supply ~50 email
>>addressed for that domain and 2-5 databases.
>>
>>I S T H A T C L E A R ?
>>
>>Fucking idiot. You have 40 years in IT and did not learn ONE thing
>>about the industry. How truly EPIC.
>
> In 40 years I have learned that I know only a tiny fraction of the IT
Less than that...
> world and that most of what I know now will be out of date in five
> years.
Yeah. You lefties REALLY don't "get" irony do you? It is probably the
fact that you all share a poor education. You just penned that wisdom on
a machine that is running BSD UNIX, and sent it via NNTP over TCP/IP.
And NO-ONE uses SQL any longer hey? Or COBOL. Or JES. Or JCL. Or RPG.
Or C. Or Perl. Or PHP. Or Java. Or BASIC.
> On the other hand, you tell us all you know about the trivial
> aspects of current web sites as though it was useful information.
Lost ya hey stupid? Sorry.
> Worse
> still, you imagine that it will still be true in five years time.
Indeed it will. HTML5 and CSS3 (neither quite finished yet) will provide
the foundations for cross device development for perhaps the next decade.
>
> You are not stupid, you are just blinkered by your conviction that you
> know everything.
Not everything. Just a WHOLE FUCKING LOT MORE THAN YOU...
> I would expect the fact that you can now virtually
> attend Sedgewick's lectures rather than just reading his books would
> tell you that major changes have taken place.
Yeah. In about 1988.
And again in 1994.
> It could even tell you
> that further changes are on the way. But no, all you can think of is the
> bleeding obvious - it doesn't need more bandwidth than most people have.
You're a fucking idiot Levi.
Mark Addinall.