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Fred Nurk
Oct 8, 2012, 8:48:44 AM10/8/12
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A bloke walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
Je�us
Oct 8, 2012, 3:54:28 PM10/8/12
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On Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:48:44 +1100, Fred Nurk <fredn...@gmail.com>
wrote:
Nah, that's just daylight savings.
wrote:
Graham Cooper
Oct 8, 2012, 11:05:14 PM10/8/12
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On Oct 8, 10:48 pm, Fred Nurk <frednurk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The woman giggles and replies
> 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
>
> The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
> ' Bloody thing's...
> The woman giggles and replies
> 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
>
> The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
your best pick up line is making fun of women's periods?
Herc
Wolfgang Wildeblood
Oct 8, 2012, 11:51:11 PM10/8/12
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Fred Nurk
Oct 9, 2012, 1:46:59 AM10/9/12
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Graham Cooper
Oct 9, 2012, 2:23:43 AM10/9/12
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On Oct 9, 3:45 pm, Fred Nurk <frednurk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 20:05:14 -0700 (PDT), Graham Cooper
>
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 20:05:14 -0700 (PDT), Graham Cooper
>
> <grahamcoop...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Oct 8, 10:48 pm, Fred Nurk <frednurk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> The woman giggles and replies
> >> 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
>
> >> The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
> >> ' Bloody thing's...
>
> >your best pick up line is making fun of women's periods?
>
> >Herc
>
> You've lost me there.....
you must be a bloody romantic! ;-)
> >On Oct 8, 10:48 pm, Fred Nurk <frednurk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> The woman giggles and replies
> >> 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
>
> >> The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
> >> ' Bloody thing's...
>
> >your best pick up line is making fun of women's periods?
>
> >Herc
>
> You've lost me there.....
Herc
Fred Nurk
Oct 9, 2012, 3:00:30 AM10/9/12
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On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 23:23:43 -0700 (PDT), Graham Cooper
<graham...@gmail.com> wrote:
>you must be a bloody romantic! ;-)
Well we know you are a raving, deluded loony who doesn't take his
<graham...@gmail.com> wrote:
>you must be a bloody romantic! ;-)
meds.
Graham Cooper
Oct 9, 2012, 4:39:03 AM10/9/12
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On Oct 9, 5:00 pm, Fred Nurk <frednurk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 23:23:43 -0700 (PDT), Graham Cooper
>
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 23:23:43 -0700 (PDT), Graham Cooper
>
> <grahamcoop...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >you must be a bloody romantic! ;-)
>
> Well we know you are a raving, deluded loony who doesn't take his
> meds.
You and a wad of high school dropouts who leach onto every post with
> >you must be a bloody romantic! ;-)
>
> Well we know you are a raving, deluded loony who doesn't take his
> meds.
the same drivel every post.
Herc
Fred Nurk
Oct 9, 2012, 5:17:27 AM10/9/12
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hislop
Oct 9, 2012, 10:20:49 AM10/9/12
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Jason James
Oct 11, 2012, 3:40:58 PM10/11/12
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Guy asks a chick if she wants to dance,...she says "no"
Guy replies "then I guess a **** is out of the question"
quote from an ex RAN sailor :-)
Jason
Guy replies "then I guess a **** is out of the question"
quote from an ex RAN sailor :-)
Jason
PhilD
Oct 12, 2012, 10:40:01 AM10/12/12
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want to go halves". As you can guess, it didn't work.
A group of us were in a room in sleeping bags. There was a couple in
one bag, fully dressed, and I heard a zipper go down. There was then a
slap followed by a zipper going up. This was followed by the guy
saying "Aw come on, if you don't use it at least once a month it'll
permanently heal up on you". Next sound was her leaving bag.Then the
rest of us could get some sleep.
One place I worked was on an air route. Was told by a long term Barman
that once a flight was stranded overnight. Air crew were partying on
in bar. Captain was trying to make it with one of the Hosties and got
the brush off. Pissed off, he then asked her what was the difference
between a Hostie and a bowling ball. She didn't know so he said "You
can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball". Apparently she wasn't
pleased.
Jeßus
Oct 12, 2012, 4:41:25 PM10/12/12
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