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Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 7:45:39 AM2/22/05
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Hello,

I have rediscovered newsgroups! I have not been on usenet since like 1998 or
so.

Is anyone here into Jaguar cars?

My wife Ermintrude and I will drive nothing else, they are superb.

I have a 1989 DS420, a 1969 XJ6 manual with overdrive and triple SUs, and
Ermintrude drives a nice 1964 MkX. Big car for a big woman, but I love her.


Benita


Serialpest

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Feb 22, 2005, 7:59:59 AM2/22/05
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On 22/2/05 10:45 PM, in article 1NFSd.176$DQ3....@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au,
"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote:

You'll need to speak to the resident loony, Ron Mcgrice. I had his wife bent
over the kitchen table rooting her from behind. During foreplay I put 16
oysters up her cunt and sucked out 17.

atec

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:10:55 AM2/22/05
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Sniff Sniff
MMM smells like one .

sheik yerbouti

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:08:34 AM2/22/05
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On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:59:59 +1000, Serialpest
<V8be...@mitsubishi.com> wrote:


>You'll need to speak to the resident loony, Ron Mcgrice. I had his wife bent
>over the kitchen table rooting her from behind. During foreplay I put 16
>oysters up her cunt and sucked out 17.

were they kilpatrick?

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(03) 9855 8777, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
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DalienX

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:58:11 AM2/22/05
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Benita Farrington wrote:


I would like to apologize on behalf of aus.cars for the above remarks from our
resident trolls.
Please make yourself welcome here and feel free to kill file both serialpest and
atec right now.


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DalienX

Ben Thomas

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Feb 22, 2005, 4:10:04 PM2/22/05
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And DalienX. :)

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Ben Thomas - Software Engineer - Melbourne, Australia
2001 manual 2.2l Holden Astra SRi - a real pleasure to drive;
Michelin Preceda - $250 each but last a lot longer than $200 tyres;
Alpine Type S speakers and amp, JVC MP3 CD playing head-unit.

Opinions, conclusions, and other information in this message that do not
relate to the official business of my employer shall be understood as neither
given nor endorsed by it.

Clockmeister

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Feb 22, 2005, 5:20:44 PM2/22/05
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"DalienX" <some...@earth.com> wrote in message
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And Ron, ofcourse.


Bob Saccamano

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Feb 22, 2005, 5:32:02 PM2/22/05
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> I would like to apologize on behalf of aus.cars for the above remarks from
our
> resident trolls.
> Please make yourself welcome here and feel free to kill file both
serialpest and
> atec right now.
>
Pesty is good entertainment. To this day, the Holden knuckle draggers still
take him seriously and get all hot and bothered when he takes the piss out
of Holden. Exactly the response he is after.

Pesty:1099 vs Holden Sheep:0


Dan---------

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Feb 22, 2005, 5:38:13 PM2/22/05
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Bob Saccamano wrote:


>
> Pesty is good entertainment. To this day, the Holden knuckle draggers still
> take him seriously and get all hot and bothered when he takes the piss out
> of Holden. Exactly the response he is after.
>
> Pesty:1099 vs Holden Sheep:0

You forgot to mention he is the president of the Magna blow job comity
as well.

Also entertainment which part the predictable and boring or the
predictable and boring?.


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Regards Dan
"In all of us there is a lawless side like a wild beast, that peers out
during sleep"
- Jim Steinman

Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 5:37:58 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Is anyone here into Jaguar cars?

Not anyone with any brains :)

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Noddy.


fcuk'n

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Feb 22, 2005, 6:53:28 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hello,
> I have rediscovered newsgroups! I have not been on usenet since like 1998 or
> so.
> Is anyone here into Jaguar cars?

Benita,

.. and now you've JUST rediscovered why you LEFT the Newsgroups! lol!

fcuk'n

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Ron

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Feb 22, 2005, 7:21:58 PM2/22/05
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"Bob Saccamano" <loca...@127.0.0.1> wrote in
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You don't have that clown in your 'killfile' ???
You must tollerate fools well :-)
Ron

Ron

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Feb 22, 2005, 7:28:35 PM2/22/05
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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in news:421bb445$1
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Thank you, stupid yes, brains no!
Most people have a hobby, just because you do not agree with it, is a
personal thing. I for one would not be bothered fucking around with old
Falcons.

Reminds me, last year a young guy who was into equally as dangerous cars
(EJ Holden), was killed when the drum braked pulled to one side on a wet
road, and sent the poor bugger into a bridge pole. The steering assembly
went straight through his chest.

Ron

Clockmeister

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Feb 22, 2005, 7:36:06 PM2/22/05
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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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Clearly, if he sees your reply Ron.


Dan---------

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Feb 22, 2005, 7:52:19 PM2/22/05
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Clockmeister wrote:

>
> Clearly, if he sees your reply Ron.

If you can't say something that nice then do say something thats witty. :-p

Clockmeister

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Feb 22, 2005, 7:43:17 PM2/22/05
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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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Caused by an oil slick left by a Jag no doubt.

In any case, you are supposed to drive to the conditions presented to you
taking into account the age of the vehicle and mechanical condition as well
as weather and road condition, fatigue, etc...

It's a bit like blaming guns for killing people, isn't it Ronnie?


Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:34:31 PM2/22/05
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Dalien,

Thank you for you kind words. What is wrong with Serialpest and Atec?

Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:37:23 PM2/22/05
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Oz,

How quick are they to 100kmh?

> Now there's a car, a blown AWD Magna....quicker and bettr handling
> that a Calais last time i looked ;-)
>
>
> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>
> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:39:39 PM2/22/05
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Noddy,

What is your objection to Jaguar cars?

Do you perchance drive a Commonwhore or Ford Alco?


Benita

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Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:41:39 PM2/22/05
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Yes its starting to look like this! Who would have thought there would be so
many tosspots in one place!

Benita

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Dan---------

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:40:50 PM2/22/05
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Benita Farrington wrote:

> Dalien,
>
> Thank you for you kind words. What is wrong with Serialpest and Atec?
>

Atec is all right pesty (serialpest) is obsessed with Magna's and
continually posts shit here that no one really gives a shit about. Also
he is a grade F bullshit artist. Not even worth responding to his posts
at all really. And you owning a Jag is an open target for Pesty as well.

Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:44:55 PM2/22/05
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No surprises what they are growing in their personal garden, judging by
that picture of Chris in the fairy pants!


Benita


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> What has it to do with the plant farm?
>
> http://www.hellohello.com.au/
>
> Chris and Marie are thankfully for you flying the flag for them during
> this difficult time
>
> Regards
>
> A/C
>
> PS Jags are a pox always have been always will be...
>


Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:46:27 PM2/22/05
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I will remember this - Thank You Jim.


Benita

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Dan---------

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Feb 22, 2005, 8:46:29 PM2/22/05
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OzOne wrote:

>>You forgot to mention he is the president of the Magna blow job comity
>>as well.
>
>

> Now there's a car, a blown AWD Magna....quicker and bettr handling
> that a Calais last time i looked ;-)

Hope your not talking about that sprintex Magna a friggen snail.

Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:14:11 PM2/22/05
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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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> Thank you, stupid yes, brains no!


> Most people have a hobby, just because you do not agree with it, is a
> personal thing. I for one would not be bothered fucking around with old
> Falcons.

Thank God for that :)

You can have all the Jag's you want Ron. You're welcome to them....

> Reminds me, last year a young guy who was into equally as dangerous cars
> (EJ Holden), was killed when the drum braked pulled to one side on a wet
> road, and sent the poor bugger into a bridge pole. The steering assembly
> went straight through his chest.

Nice.

Fuck knows what this is relevant to here, but anyway.....

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Regards,
Noddy.


Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:15:41 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Dalien,
>
> Thank you for you kind words. What is wrong with Serialpest and Atec?

Stick around here long enough and you'll find out for yourself....

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Regards,
Noddy.


Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:17:43 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Noddy,
>
> What is your objection to Jaguar cars?

Personally, I think they're one of the greatest heaps of shit around, and
have been for decades.

> Do you perchance drive a Commonwhore or Ford Alco?

No. Why, do you?

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Regards,
Noddy.

Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:18:34 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Yes its starting to look like this! Who would have thought there would be
> so
> many tosspots in one place!

Trot along to a Jaguar car club meet. It'll make this place look like the
brains trust :)


--
Regards,
Noddy.

Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:29:03 PM2/22/05
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> Personally, I think they're one of the greatest heaps of shit around, and
> have been for decades.

I gathered this. Please explain why.

> > Do you perchance drive a Commonwhore or Ford Alco?
>
> No. Why, do you?

No, but you just seem like the type - lowered purple VL with 18" mags and a
coffee tin exhaust.


Benita


Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:31:24 PM2/22/05
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Are you insinuating that because I am lesbian I am predisposed to trotting?


Benita

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The Last Gunslinger

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:42:15 PM2/22/05
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Now thats just about as far from the "Noddy" image that I have as you
can get. :)

Ron

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:31:48 PM2/22/05
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Dan--------- <4...@8mps.com.dslam> wrote in
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> Clockmeister wrote:
>
>>
>> Clearly, if he sees your reply Ron.
>
> If you can't say something that nice then do say something thats
> witty. :-p
>
>

Having hime, serialpest and his mate, along with a few other dropkicks, is
bliss :-)

I don't get to read their crap!

Ron

Dan---------

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:52:57 PM2/22/05
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Benita Farrington wrote:


>
> No, but you just seem like the type - lowered purple VL with 18" mags and a
> coffee tin exhaust.
>

LMAO oh thats funny no seriously it is unless it has a blown small block
chev not even close. :-)

atec

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:58:11 PM2/22/05
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Damn :_)

atec

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:58:36 PM2/22/05
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actually the truth is stranger than fiction ..

Ron

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:34:58 PM2/22/05
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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in news:421be6f2
@news.comindico.com.au:

Dangerous cars, Noddy, like your XP Falcon, dangerous in an accident.

Regards,

Ron

Ron

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:38:16 PM2/22/05
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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in
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>
> "Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:H6RSd.48$515...@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...
>
>> Noddy,
>>
>> What is your objection to Jaguar cars?
>
> Personally, I think they're one of the greatest heaps of shit around,
> and have been for decades.

Benita,

Noddy plays around with things like XP Falcons, which to Jaguar people
are

"one of the greatest heaps of shit around, and have been for

decades." :-)

Regards,

Ron
74 DS420
74 XJ6 (SWB)
70 420G
http://home.iprimus.com.au/rmcgrice/

Bob Saccamano

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:57:42 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hello,
>
> I have rediscovered newsgroups! I have not been on usenet since like 1998
or
> so.
>
> Is anyone here into Jaguar cars?
>
> My wife Ermintrude and I will drive nothing else, they are superb.
>
> I have a 1989 DS420, a 1969 XJ6 manual with overdrive and triple SUs, and
> Ermintrude drives a nice 1964 MkX. Big car for a big woman, but I love
her.
>
>
> Benita
>
>

feral

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:55:17 PM2/22/05
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The Last Gunslinger wrote:
> Benita Farrington wrote:
>
>> No, but you just seem like the type - lowered purple VL with 18" mags
>> and a coffee tin exhaust.
>>
> Now thats just about as far from the "Noddy" image that I have as you
> can get. :)

He'd be alright, just don't you worry about that. :-)
He'd just get his kiddy seat out of the Getz or the
shed........... :-P

--

Take care,
Feral

Bob Saccamano

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Feb 22, 2005, 10:05:45 PM2/22/05
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> You don't have that clown in your 'killfile' ???
> You must tollerate fools well :-)
> Ron

Fool or no fool, its a game. You see, the people that "appear" to take the
most offence to him, continue to this day to reply... WTF?

Whilst pesty may or may not be funny, the replies that come flooding in
certainly are. If the majority of people here think he is a troll, then why
do they keep replying to him?

I'll admit, pesty is not on the ball as of late. He still hasn't mentioned
the fatal in Perth caused by a driver of a stolen Commodore.

He's probably out washing and waxing his VN.

Clockmeister

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Feb 22, 2005, 9:56:01 PM2/22/05
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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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> "Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in
> news:421b...@news.comindico.com.au:
>
> >
> > "Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:H6RSd.48$515...@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...
> >
> >> Noddy,
> >>
> >> What is your objection to Jaguar cars?
> >
> > Personally, I think they're one of the greatest heaps of shit around,
> > and have been for decades.
>
> Benita,
>
> Noddy plays around with things like XP Falcons, which to Jaguar people
> are
> "one of the greatest heaps of shit around, and have been for
> decades." :-)
>

Jaguar people are not normal though, so not much weight in that arguement.

Ron

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Feb 22, 2005, 10:03:04 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Make it an XP Falcon and add an older style Jeep :-)

Ron

Bob Saccamano

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Feb 22, 2005, 10:25:33 PM2/22/05
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> Is anyone here into Jaguar cars?
>
> My wife Ermintrude and I will drive nothing else, they are superb.

Credibility-o-meter
Lo |............................| Hi
^

> I have a 1989 DS420, a 1969 XJ6 manual with overdrive and triple SUs, and
> Ermintrude drives a nice 1964 MkX. Big car for a big woman, but I love
her.

Funny-o-meter
Lo |............................| Hi
^

Troll-o-meter
Lo |...........................| Tilt!
^


atec

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Feb 22, 2005, 10:39:20 PM2/22/05
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excuse me , please substitute penis for vn .

Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 11:54:10 PM2/22/05
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> Now thats just about as far from the "Noddy" image that I have as you
> can get. :)

I can not really comment further as I know no-one here, but first
impressions do count for something.

Benita


Benita Farrington

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Feb 22, 2005, 11:59:10 PM2/22/05
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Thats true, we tend to be lesbians and homosexuals.

Benita

Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 11:57:33 PM2/22/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I gathered this. Please explain why.

There's *more* than enough information to highlight the plethora of Jaguar
problems all over the world without me having to waste time with it.

Google.....

> No, but you just seem like the type - lowered purple VL with 18" mags and
> a
> coffee tin exhaust.

Well, I guess you don't know shit then, do you?

--
Regards,
Noddy.


Benita Farrington

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:01:14 AM2/23/05
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Beautiful collection, you can come squirt your gun here anytime (the XJ6's
roof paint is starting to crack a little)!


Benita

Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 11:58:08 PM2/22/05
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"feral" <plo...@home.ru> wrote in message
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> He'd be alright, just don't you worry about that. :-)
> He'd just get his kiddy seat out of the Getz or the shed........... :-P

And my baseball cap.

--
Regards,
Noddy.


Noddy

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Feb 22, 2005, 11:58:28 PM2/22/05
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"atec" <"atec77(atec)"@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> actually the truth is stranger than fiction ..

Like, you'd know :)

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Noddy.


Noddy

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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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> Noddy plays around with things like XP Falcons, which to Jaguar people


> are
> "one of the greatest heaps of shit around, and have been for
> decades." :-)

There's no accounting for Taste Ronny old twat, that's why Jaguar's actually
sold in the first place.

They knew that *some* fucking moron would buy one, no matter how much of a
heap they were....

> 74 DS420
> 74 XJ6 (SWB)
> 70 420G

I can't believe that you brag about these :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.


Noddy

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:01:18 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Are you insinuating that because I am lesbian I am predisposed to
> trotting?

If you like.

--
Regards,
Noddy.


Noddy

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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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> Dangerous cars, Noddy, like your XP Falcon, dangerous in an accident.

Oh, right.

Well, if I ever have a prang in it, I'll keep that in mind. Personally, I
could think of nothing worse than driving a car I *didn't* like just because
it was "safe".

If you want to stay wrapped in cotton wool, move to the remote wilderness
and don't leave your hut.

--
Regards,
Noddy.


Benita Farrington

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:06:53 AM2/23/05
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> There's *more* than enough information to highlight the plethora of Jaguar
> problems all over the world without me having to waste time with it.
>
> Google.....

*shrug*

I have never had such dramas. Keep the cooling system in good order, with
good quality, fresh coolant, and they are great! Be slack about this and you
will have problems, sure, but the manufacturer made maintenance requirements
clear when the cars were new! Gearboxes are bullet proof BW units and as you
know, the IRS/differential is excellent. SU carbies are no problem at all,
provided the shafts are not worn.

Never had any electrical gremlins other than a faulty headlight relay and a
crook alternator.

> > No, but you just seem like the type - lowered purple VL with 18" mags
and
> > a
> > coffee tin exhaust.
>
> Well, I guess you don't know shit then, do you?

I don't know you, no. You seem to have self esteem issues, its not nice to
call yourself shit.


Benita


Noddy

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:04:37 AM2/23/05
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"Bob Saccamano" <loca...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Funny :)

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Regards,
Noddy.


Noddy

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:13:20 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Never had any electrical gremlins other than a faulty headlight relay and
> a
> crook alternator.

Do you ever *start it*?

> I don't know you, no. You seem to have self esteem issues, its not nice to
> call yourself shit.

It's about as nice as letting everyone know you're a lesbian, when no one
asked.

Or cares....

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Regards,
Noddy.


feral

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:16:36 AM2/23/05
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Oooo, shit yeah, sorry. :-(


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Take care,
Feral

Diesel Damo

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:21:35 AM2/23/05
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Noddy wrote:
> letting everyone know you're a lesbian, when
> no one asked.

I did wonder about that myself.

> Or cares....

LOL. Agreed.

Benita Farrington

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:26:09 AM2/23/05
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> > Never had any electrical gremlins other than a faulty headlight relay
and
> > a
> > crook alternator.
>
> Do you ever *start it*?

The XJ6 is my daily driver, I drive about 100km a day.

> It's about as nice as letting everyone know you're a lesbian, when no one
> asked.
>
> Or cares....

Its okay, you can come out too, if you want. Takes one to know one!

Benita


Fraser Johnston

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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>> Personally, I think they're one of the greatest heaps of shit around, and
>> have been for decades.
>

> I gathered this. Please explain why.
>
>> > Do you perchance drive a Commonwhore or Ford Alco?
>>
>> No. Why, do you?
>
> No, but you just seem like the type - lowered purple VL with 18" mags and
> a
> coffee tin exhaust.

This sounds like a sockpuppet.

Fraser


Fraser Johnston

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:24:33 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hello,
>
> I have rediscovered newsgroups! I have not been on usenet since like 1998
> or
> so.
>
> Is anyone here into Jaguar cars?
>
> My wife Ermintrude and I will drive nothing else, they are superb.
>
> I have a 1989 DS420, a 1969 XJ6 manual with overdrive and triple SUs, and
> Ermintrude drives a nice 1964 MkX. Big car for a big woman, but I love
> her.
>

I was into Jags but fortunately I got over it.

Fraser


Clockmeister

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:28:19 AM2/23/05
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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in message
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lol


Clockmeister

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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Thats true, we tend to be lesbians and homosexuals.
>
>
>
> Benita
>

Don't tell Ron, he's still hiding in the closet.


Fraser Johnston

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:48:44 AM2/23/05
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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in message
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I read a pamphlet on lesbians the other day. Turns out I'm a lesbian too.

Fraser


Clockmeister

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:43:35 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> > There's *more* than enough information to highlight the plethora of
Jaguar
> > problems all over the world without me having to waste time with it.
> >
> > Google.....
>
> *shrug*
>
> I have never had such dramas. Keep the cooling system in good order, with
> good quality, fresh coolant, and they are great! Be slack about this and
you
> will have problems, sure, but the manufacturer made maintenance
requirements
> clear when the cars were new! Gearboxes are bullet proof BW units and as
you
> know, the IRS/differential is excellent. SU carbies are no problem at all,
> provided the shafts are not worn.

Nah love, they are probably the most unreliable and horrid motor vehicle
ever built. Noddy, like myself, is a mechanic by trade and I think his
experience with Jaguars is very similar to mine hence our opinion of Jags is
*very* low.

> Never had any electrical gremlins other than a faulty headlight relay and
a
> crook alternator.

Allelujah, it's a miracle.

Dan---------

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:03:12 AM2/23/05
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Noddy wrote:


>
> Or cares....

Must of been a highly strung feminist warning shot.


--
Regards Dan
"In all of us there is a lawless side like a wild beast, that peers out
during sleep"
- Jim Steinman

Clockmeister

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Feb 23, 2005, 12:51:52 AM2/23/05
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"Dan---------" <4...@8mps.com.dslam> wrote in message
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> Benita Farrington wrote:
>
> > Dalien,
> >
> > Thank you for you kind words. What is wrong with Serialpest and Atec?
> >
>
> Atec is all right

No he ain't.


Dan---------

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:10:02 AM2/23/05
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Clockmeister wrote:

>>
>>Atec is all right
>
>
> No he ain't.

Oh you want to argue now do ya? :-)

Noddy

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"Diesel Damo" <Diese...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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This is an interesting thread to be honest.

I originally thought it was Pesty, as it seemed right up his alley, but the
"Benita Farrington" sounds too over the top even for him :)

Whoever it is, they're a great troll, and a good laugh :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.


feral

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:11:30 AM2/23/05
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Clockmeister wrote:
> "Dan---------" <4...@8mps.com.dslam> wrote in message
> news:V8RSd.52$515...@nnrp1.ozemail.com.au...
>
>>Atec is all right
>
>
> No he ain't.
>
>
Careful, he'll threaten to reset your nose or slap you about
the head. ;-)

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Take care,
Feral

feral

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:14:50 AM2/23/05
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It sounds more camp/tranny, than lesbos to me.
Then again, buggered if I can pick you's. :-P

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Take care,
Feral

feral

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:12:51 AM2/23/05
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Dan--------- wrote:
> Clockmeister wrote:
>
>>>
>>> Atec is all right
>>
>>
>>
>> No he ain't.
>
>
> Oh you want to argue now do ya? :-)
>
>
yes wee dows:_)

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Take care,
Feral

Noddy

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:15:57 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Its okay, you can come out too, if you want. Takes one to know one!

Here's the funny thing I'll never get about gay people:

Why the fuck do they think the rest of the world gives a toss about their
sexual preference?

I mean, as much as I enjoy the company of large hootered women who can suck
start a big block, I'm highly unlikely to crop my hear, start wearing
flannelette shirts and host a mardi-gra or "special olympics" just to let
everyone know about it :)

For fuck's sake.....

Why do so many minority groups feel that the rest of the world needs to see
them as something special....

--
Regards,
Noddy.

Dan---------

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:18:35 AM2/23/05
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Noddy wrote:

> This is an interesting thread to be honest.
>
> I originally thought it was Pesty, as it seemed right up his alley, but the
> "Benita Farrington" sounds too over the top even for him :)
>

Pesty wouldn't have the brain power for it.
Although "Benita Farrington" sounds too close to Beneath -a- ferrari to
me. :-)

> Whoever it is, they're a great troll, and a good laugh :)

Yup

Noddy

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"Fraser Johnston" <fra...@jcis.com.au> wrote in message
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> I read a pamphlet on lesbians the other day. Turns out I'm a lesbian too.

Like the rest of us :)

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Regards,
Noddy.


Dan---------

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:31:40 AM2/23/05
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feral wrote:


>>
> yes wee dows:_)

NO!.

Group_moderator

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:39:04 AM2/23/05
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Many people tolerate you then fuckwit

Ron wrote:


>
>
> You don't have that clown in your 'killfile' ???
> You must tollerate fools well :-)
> Ron

feral

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:37:56 AM2/23/05
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Noddy wrote:
>
> Why do so many minority groups feel that the rest of the world needs to see
> them as something special....

My grope is very speshul and we should get moore exposure.

Hoover weir beckoming a majortity grope in our own rite.

Trubble is, weir also dieing oft queerkerre.

I think all old ferals shood cum out of the faucet and lleydon
and be cuontered.

Hive reserved a knot so fark offin, and knotso luking forhead
to yousinit.

This I bereave and I think ushood be init a swell.

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Take care,
Feral

what goesround

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:40:19 AM2/23/05
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Dan--------- wrote:

> Clockmeister wrote:
>
>>
>> Clearly, if he sees your reply Ron.
>
>
> If you can't say something that nice then do say something thats witty. :-p
>
>

OK, Ron is a fucking idiot.

Clockmeister

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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in message
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Seems the only person who's not a lesbian is my other half.

Damn... ;-)


Dan---------

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:46:45 AM2/23/05
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OzOne wrote:


>
> I'd guess that your Calais auto would be slower than the CV8 manual so
> that's make it a slow snail?

Maybe I have not timed it its probably a smidgen slower than the
sprintex manga. If so it won't be for long as soon as I put in that LS1
edit PCM in friday and book in for a decent zort system to be fitted
during next week. But seriously I would of though a Magna with AWD and a
blower it would do mid 6's or even better.

Ron

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:25:33 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> Beautiful collection, you can come squirt your gun here anytime (the
> XJ6's roof paint is starting to crack a little)!
>
>
> Benita

They do that, the hood lining collasped on mine recently. I think it's the
second one, foam rubber crumbled..again.

Ron

Ron

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:26:23 AM2/23/05
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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in
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>
> "Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns96068088...@129.250.170.82...
>
>> Noddy plays around with things like XP Falcons, which to Jaguar
>> people are


>> "one of the greatest heaps of shit around, and have been for

>> decades." :-)
>
> There's no accounting for Taste Ronny old twat, that's why Jaguar's
> actually sold in the first place.
>
> They knew that *some* fucking moron would buy one, no matter how much
> of a heap they were....
>
>> 74 DS420
>> 74 XJ6 (SWB)
>> 70 420G
>
> I can't believe that you brag about these :)

Me neither, but it is a hobby....

Ron

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Feb 23, 2005, 1:27:31 AM2/23/05
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"Noddy" <dg4163@_nospam_dod.com.au> wrote in
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>
> "Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns96067FF9...@129.250.170.82...
>
>> Dangerous cars, Noddy, like your XP Falcon, dangerous in an accident.
>
> Oh, right.
>
> Well, if I ever have a prang in it, I'll keep that in mind.
> Personally, I could think of nothing worse than driving a car I
> *didn't* like just because it was "safe".
>
> If you want to stay wrapped in cotton wool, move to the remote
> wilderness and don't leave your hut.

Don't need to, my Jaguars are VERY safe :-)

Regards,
Ron

Benita Farrington

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Feb 23, 2005, 2:09:31 AM2/23/05
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> Nah love, they are probably the most unreliable and horrid motor vehicle
> ever built. Noddy, like myself, is a mechanic by trade and I think his
> experience with Jaguars is very similar to mine hence our opinion of Jags
is
> *very* low.

With all due respect, you must be a pretty crappy mechanic, or at the very
least, insensitive to variances between marques. I'm DIY and have come
across many other Jaguar people over the years, and all agree, Jaguar
reliability comes down completely to maintenance and the ability/knowledge
of the person who looks after them!

Sure, keep old coolant in them and the head studs will snap, you will lose
water, and you will crack the block. I have heard countless stories from
people detailing how they had the head rebuilt only to have it blow again in
short order due invariably to a cracked or sagging block. Siamesed bores.
Fit stepped liners, $700, and it'll last forever.

This was, after all, an exceptionally reliable, Le Mans winning engine.

All comes down to maintenance.. and when shit happens, knowing how to deal
with it properly. The Jaguars have always served us admirably.

Benita


atec

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Feb 23, 2005, 2:19:58 AM2/23/05
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Ha , that sort of stuff from a mac user ?
go on now tell us how you got that second head .

atec

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Feb 23, 2005, 2:20:32 AM2/23/05
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feral wrote:
> Dan--------- wrote:
>
>> Clockmeister wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> Atec is all right
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> No he ain't.
>>
>>
>>
>> Oh you want to argue now do ya? :-)
>>
>>
> yes wee dows:_)
>
sit down and be quite you silly old wuss.

atec

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Feb 23, 2005, 2:21:35 AM2/23/05
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look at the ip ... ( if you know how)

Benita Farrington

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Feb 23, 2005, 2:35:26 AM2/23/05
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I agree, but who takes usenet seriously?

As a lesbian, I beleive that anything which raises awareness lets the flag
wavers out in full force, which just reinforces all the negative
stereotypes. Same deal for shows like Queer As Folk.


Benita

Noddy

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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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> Don't need to, my Jaguars are VERY safe :-)

Yeah, well, if a car spends 99% of it's time sitting in a garage, it's
*very* safe :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.


Clockmeister

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Feb 23, 2005, 3:03:43 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> > Nah love, they are probably the most unreliable and horrid motor vehicle
> > ever built. Noddy, like myself, is a mechanic by trade and I think his
> > experience with Jaguars is very similar to mine hence our opinion of
Jags
> is
> > *very* low.
>
> With all due respect, you must be a pretty crappy mechanic, or at the very
> least, insensitive to variances between marques.

Wrong on both counts darls.

I'm DIY and have come
> across many other Jaguar people over the years, and all agree, Jaguar
> reliability comes down completely to maintenance and the ability/knowledge
> of the person who looks after them!

Jaguar people are typically completely one eyed and don't even recognise
that their heaps
of shit need more maintenance to keep them on the road then virtually any
other make.

> Sure, keep old coolant in them and the head studs will snap, you will lose
> water, and you will crack the block. I have heard countless stories from
> people detailing how they had the head rebuilt only to have it blow again
in
> short order due invariably to a cracked or sagging block. Siamesed bores.
> Fit stepped liners, $700, and it'll last forever.
>
> This was, after all, an exceptionally reliable, Le Mans winning engine.
>
> All comes down to maintenance.. and when shit happens, knowing how to deal
> with it properly. The Jaguars have always served us admirably.
>

More maintenance then normal people would be prepared to put up with.


Clockmeister

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"Ron" <NO_idiots.com> wrote in message
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Back in the garage again...


Noddy

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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> With all due respect, you must be a pretty crappy mechanic, or at the very
> least, insensitive to variances between marques. I'm DIY and have come
> across many other Jaguar people over the years, and all agree, Jaguar
> reliability comes down completely to maintenance and the ability/knowledge
> of the person who looks after them!

No offence (well, alright, *lots* of offence :), but a comment like this
could only be made by someone who hasn't got as much "Jaguar" experience as
they'd like to think.

For many years Jaguar have made *appalling* engines with equally appalling
reliability records, they're made from some of the shittiest quality
materials you can find, and are one of the most difficult and annoying
vehicles to work on imaginable.

About the only thing Jaguar have done that would be considered good over the
years is to make Jaguar repair specialists very wealthy :)

> Sure, keep old coolant in them and the head studs will snap, you will lose
> water, and you will crack the block. I have heard countless stories from
> people detailing how they had the head rebuilt only to have it blow again
> in
> short order due invariably to a cracked or sagging block. Siamesed bores.
> Fit stepped liners, $700, and it'll last forever.
>
> This was, after all, an exceptionally reliable, Le Mans winning engine.

Yeah, big deal. So was a Ford V8, which only goes to show if you're
persistant and throw enough money at something, you can get it do do
whatever you like.

The similarities between a Le Mans winning Jag engine and the one in your
car are very few indeed.

> All comes down to maintenance.. and when shit happens, knowing how to deal
> with it properly. The Jaguars have always served us admirably.

Maintenance can't cure shit quality and bad design, no matter how often you
do it.

--
Regards,
Noddy.


Noddy

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Feb 23, 2005, 3:15:43 AM2/23/05
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"Benita Farrington" <benitafa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>I agree, but who takes usenet seriously?
>
> As a lesbian, I beleive that anything which raises awareness lets the flag
> wavers out in full force, which just reinforces all the negative
> stereotypes. Same deal for shows like Queer As Folk.

There's a message in that for all of us :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.


feral

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Feb 23, 2005, 3:18:08 AM2/23/05
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Self-flaggelation??????

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Take care,
Feral

Serialpest

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Feb 23, 2005, 3:32:59 AM2/23/05
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On 23/2/05 10:21 AM, in article Xns9606696C...@129.250.170.82, "Ron"
<NO_idiots.com> wrote:

> "Bob Saccamano" <loca...@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> news:421bb2df$0$29584$c30e...@ken-reader.news.telstra.net:
>
>>> I would like to apologize on behalf of aus.cars for the above remarks
>>> from
>> our
>>> resident trolls.
>>> Please make yourself welcome here and feel free to kill file both
>> serialpest and
>>> atec right now.
>>>
>> Pesty is good entertainment. To this day, the Holden knuckle draggers
>> still take him seriously and get all hot and bothered when he takes
>> the piss out of Holden. Exactly the response he is after.
>>
>> Pesty:1099 vs Holden Sheep:0


>>
>>
>
> You don't have that clown in your 'killfile' ???
> You must tollerate fools well :-)
> Ron

Settle down pet.

Dan---------

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Feb 23, 2005, 3:45:58 AM2/23/05
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Noddy wrote:


> There's a message in that for all of us :)


I have a X rated all Lezzo action DVD don't see me waving a flag of
Lezzo porn of liberation. ;-)

Ron

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feral <plo...@home.ru> wrote in
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.au:

LOL :-)

Ron

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atec <"atec77(atec)"@hotmail.com> wrote in news:382ootF5je8gnU2
@individual.net:

Don't know that peanut, nor do I care :-)

Ron

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