The Art Of Car Painting

[Shaddow Edge]

Step one
Have several ten litre paint tins (full) in back of work ute. Leave tarp
on. Make sure paint is water base.

Step two
Drive up a one way street and just before a mad cap moron drives down it
the wrong way forcing you to slam on your brakes so hard you hear all the
tins move.

Step Three
Drive to work site. This allows time for all ten litres to exit the tin.

Step Four
Get out and notice the forest green dripping out of the back of the ute,
and the trail that leads up the road. Remove tarp and look at once weight
tray now a brilliant green.

Step Five
Do not think quick enough, so boss gets hose and blasts all the paint
out of the tray onto white work vehicle

Step Six
Admire the green speckled white vehicle. Laugh at the boss muchly, (he
was also the driver so none of it was my fault) and end up been told to cut
and polish it off, cause you can't help laughing so hard. Meanwhile he has
to call his boss and tell about the umm new colour scheme on the car and the
waste of the $130 worth of house paint.

Aftermath

Well my shoes are green (he hosed it onto my feet Satan bless his soul. Oh
wait it gotten YAY), The work ute now has green mages instead of white. One
side of ute is white (I cut it off goooood, thanks to our car detailing
friend) and other side has green streaks. Looks interesting.

Shaddow

[Derek Pattison]

> Well my shoes are green (he hosed it onto my feet Satan bless his soul. Oh
> wait it gotten YAY), The work ute now has green mages instead of white.
One
> side of ute is white (I cut it off goooood, thanks to our car detailing
> friend) and other side has green streaks. Looks interesting.
>
> Shaddow

any chance of a pic?

Cheers,
Derek

[Shaddow Edge]

Derek Pattison wrote in message
<3c9f0944$0$11453$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...

>any chance of a pic?

Unfortunately no :( no scanner or digital camera.
That and its getting detailed properly tomorrow.

Shaddow