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Absent Husband  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 3:06 am
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From: "Absent Husband" <absent_husb...@yahoo.com.au>
Date: 22 Jun 2005 00:06:50 -0700
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 3:06 am
Subject: The journey to the dark side
Hi all,

Well, I did it. I went into Rebel & bought a BBB spoke key... My first
'bike repair/tuning' widget I've ever purchased (not counting tubes &
levers...)

Can I stop once I start doing minor truing adjustments to my wheel.
Will my wife come down to the shed one night, and find me bathed in
degreaser, bike parts all over the place, gently stroking a skewer...??

Once I start minor mechanicals, will I be able to walk past other
people's bikes without saying, "I just noticed your rear derailleur
cable needs tightening..."

Absent Husband (who can't believe how excited he is about a $9 spoke
key...)


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Tamyka Bell  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 6:58 am
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From: Tamyka Bell <tam...@thehippy.net>
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 20:58:47 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 6:58 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

I found that really disturbing, and suddenly find myself less enthused
about riding with this character at o'early hundred tomorrow. AND after
he's been telling me where he'll be carrying his hot water bottle...

The things that boys get up to when the women aren't around, tsk, tsk!

And Abby, you better blog that!

Tam


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cfsmtb  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 9:20 am
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From: cfsmtb <cfsmtb.1r1...@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 23:20:13 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 9:20 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

fred_kneeman Wrote:

> Sometime (actually, lots of times) last century, the house-mates
> (actually, lots of houses house-mates) got used to me taking a shower
> with my bike after I'd citrus-spray de-greased the various bikes'
> drive-trains (and then citrus-spray de-greased myself)...

> The chain-breaking tool is the Big One, Absent H.  It's all down-hill
> (soaking your derailleur bits, your chain and your cassette in
> citrus-cleaner, removing + scrubbing your front rings and front
> derailleur, and so on) from there...

> xxx
> p

Hmm, I went out with one of your ex-housemates (in a previous life). He
never mentioned anything about you actually *showering* with yr bike.
More grumbles about grubby-ing up buckets & cleaning rags. Crikey, and
I thought i was a bike fiend.  :eek:

--
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Marty  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 5:32 am
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From: Marty <m...@geo.net.au>
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 17:32:35 +0800
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 5:32 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Absent Husband wrote:
> Hi all,

> Well, I did it. I went into Rebel & bought a BBB spoke key... My first
> 'bike repair/tuning' widget I've ever purchased (not counting tubes &
> levers...)

> Can I stop once I start doing minor truing adjustments to my wheel.
> Will my wife come down to the shed one night, and find me bathed in
> degreaser, bike parts all over the place, gently stroking a skewer...??

Bike repairs are best done in the kitchen (the sink makes a good
degreaser bath) or in the lounge room in front of the TV where it's nice
and warm.

Marty


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aeek  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 11:25 am
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From: aeek <aeek.1r1...@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 01:25:22 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 11:25 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Absent Husband Wrote:

> Hi all,

> Well, I did it. I went into Rebel & bought a BBB spoke key... My first
> 'bike repair/tuning' widget I've ever purchased (not counting tubes &
> levers...)

The title had me thinking you'd bought an urban 4WD, or did you mean
dealing with Rebel.
You cannot mean doing bike maintenance!

Aeek 'just removed dead airzound level' bike maintainer

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Absent Husband  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 8:01 am
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From: "Absent Husband" <absent_husb...@yahoo.com.au>
Date: 22 Jun 2005 05:01:08 -0700
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 8:01 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side
I just trued my rear wheel.... I am walking around the house with my
chest puffed up with pride!! Unfortunately, there is no one here to
celebrate my awesome achievement, as my wife and children are up in
Caloundra for the week with my sister-in-law (school holidays and all
that...)

Of course, that gives me time to work out how to get these grease and
tyre marks off the kitchen floor...

Absent Husband


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Jay Woo  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 6:36 am
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From: "Jay Woo" <jwor...@hotmail.com>
Date: 22 Jun 2005 03:36:56 -0700
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 6:36 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Absent Husband wrote:
> Hi all,

> Well, I did it. I went into Rebel & bought a BBB spoke key... My first
> 'bike repair/tuning' widget I've ever purchased (not counting tubes &
> levers...)

Oooo, you are a much braver man than me. I think I own just about every
other tool to adjust bits of my bike with except a spoke key.... That's
something I actually pay someone else to do. Good luck and welcome to
the world of tinkering. The journey isn't Dark, just greasy:D

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TimC  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 9:26 am
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From: TimC <tconn...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au>
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 23:26:37 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 9:26 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side
On 2005-06-22, Absent Husband (aka Bruce)
  was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

> I just trued my rear wheel.... I am walking around the house with my
> chest puffed up with pride!! Unfortunately, there is no one here to
> celebrate my awesome achievement, as my wife and children are up in
> Caloundra for the week with my sister-in-law (school holidays and all
> that...)

Heh.  First you go really fast solo around a crit circuit, then you
manage to true a wheel.  I feel so inadequate :)

--
TimC
Disclaimer: Due to feline interference, this post may contain typographical
errors.


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fred_kneeman  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 9:07 am
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From: fred_kneeman <fred_knee...@hotmail.com>
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 23:07:41 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 9:07 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Sometime (actually, lots of times) last century, the house-mates
(actually, lots of houses house-mates) got used to me taking a shower
with my bike after I'd citrus-spray de-greased the various bikes'
drive-trains (and then citrus-spray de-greased myself)...

The chain-breaking tool is the Big One, Absent H.  It's all down-hill
(soaking your derailleur bits, your chain and your cassette in
citrus-cleaner, removing + scrubbing your front rings and front
derailleur, and so on) from there...

xxx
p


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Peter McCallum  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 5:59 am
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From: p5m8.REMOVET...@yahoo.com.au (Peter McCallum)
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 19:59:11 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 5:59 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Marty <m...@geo.net.au> wrote:
> Bike repairs are best done in the kitchen (the sink makes a good
> degreaser bath) or in the lounge room in front of the TV where it's nice
> and warm.

> Marty

I'll attest to that, but anywhere inside the house is best. When I
shared a house with two other guys and my girlfriend we turned the
dining room into a fully fledged bicycle workshop while she was away on
two weeks holiday. That antique dining table was the perfect height for
setting up a truing jig.

P
--
Peter McCallum
Mackay Qld AUSTRALIA


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Tamyka Bell  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 7:37 pm
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From: Tamyka Bell <t.b...@uq.edu.au>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 09:37:01 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 7:37 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

I've showered with my rifle, but never with my bike. I reckon LotteBum
would say the same.

Tam


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Tamyka Bell  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 7:39 pm
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From: Tamyka Bell <t.b...@uq.edu.au>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 09:39:05 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 7:39 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

TimC wrote:

> On 2005-06-22, Absent Husband (aka Bruce)
>   was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> > I just trued my rear wheel.... I am walking around the house with my
> > chest puffed up with pride!! Unfortunately, there is no one here to
> > celebrate my awesome achievement, as my wife and children are up in
> > Caloundra for the week with my sister-in-law (school holidays and all
> > that...)

> Heh.  First you go really fast solo around a crit circuit, then you
> manage to true a wheel.  I feel so inadequate :)

He only trued his wheel because he knew that way I'd be too scared to
wheelsuck, so I'd sit in front.

Tam

PS you're an optimist! That's not appropriate for a PhD student!


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Carl Brewer  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 7:51 pm
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From: Carl Brewer <c...@vivitec.com.au>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 09:51:50 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 7:51 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side
On 22 Jun 2005 00:06:50 -0700, "Absent Husband"

<absent_husb...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>Hi all,

>Well, I did it. I went into Rebel & bought a BBB spoke key... My first
>'bike repair/tuning' widget I've ever purchased (not counting tubes &
>levers...)

>Can I stop once I start doing minor truing adjustments to my wheel.
>Will my wife come down to the shed one night, and find me bathed in
>degreaser, bike parts all over the place, gently stroking a skewer...??

>Once I start minor mechanicals, will I be able to walk past other
>people's bikes without saying, "I just noticed your rear derailleur
>cable needs tightening..."

Not until you've mortgaged your house and children to buy a Prk
wheel truing stand.

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flyingdutch  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 8:41 pm
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From: flyingdutch <flyingdutch.1r2...@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 10:41:34 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 8:41 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Carl Brewer Wrote:

> Not until you've mortgaged your house and children to buy a Prk
> wheel truing stand.

you can mortgage children???

why hasnt someone mentioned this before???

i have recently been playing with the notion of floating my eldest
spawn thru an IPO as she has recently been accepted into UniHigh
accelerated program and she's only 10!!!
Musta skipped a generation...  :rolleyes:

--
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Carl Brewer  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 8:53 pm
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From: Carl Brewer <c...@vivitec.com.au>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 10:53:37 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 8:53 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 10:41:34 +1000, flyingdutch

<flyingdutch.1r2...@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>Carl Brewer Wrote:

>> Not until you've mortgaged your house and children to buy a Prk
>> wheel truing stand.

>you can mortgage children???

You have them for some reason, isn't that it?  It's
not because you want some excuse to
bolt a trailer onto your bike to tow them up hills?

Next thing, it'll be beards, recumbents and
a campaign to educate the masses on the virtues
of HPVs - highschool geeks and straight-to-school
from school science teachers only need apply.


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flyingdutch  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 9:08 pm
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Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 11:08:05 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 9:08 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Carl Brewer Wrote:

> You have them for some reason, isn't that it?  It's
> not because you want some excuse to
> bolt a trailer onto your bike to tow them up hills?

> Next thing, it'll be beards, recumbents and
> a campaign to educate the masses on the virtues
> of HPVs - highschool geeks and straight-to-school
> from school science teachers only need apply.

my reason was so i could get a scalectrix set! :D

and i hereby distance myself form your 2nd para in fear of getting
runover by a low-slung stereotype...

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Carl Brewer  
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 More options Jun 22 2005, 10:29 pm
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From: Carl Brewer <c...@vivitec.com.au>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 12:29:03 +1000
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 10:29 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 11:08:05 +1000, flyingdutch

<flyingdutch.1r2...@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>my reason was so i could get a scalectrix set! :D

Not lego?

>and i hereby distance myself form your 2nd para in fear of getting
>runover by a low-slung stereotype...

Bring 'em on!  I have acceleration :)

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Graeme  
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Date: 23 Jun 2005 03:51:20 GMT
Local: Wed, Jun 22 2005 11:51 pm
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side
aeek <aeek.1r1...@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote in
news:aeek.1r1aom@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com:

> The title had me thinking you'd bought an urban 4WD, or did you mean
> dealing with Rebel.

I was thinking he'd bought a recumbent. Must be a uk.rec.cycling thing,
recumbent='dark side' hence recumbent vendors are usually referred to as
Darth whoever. There dosn't appear to be many 'bent riders on this group.

Graeme


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flyingdutch  
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Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 14:01:01 +1000
Local: Thurs, Jun 23 2005 12:01 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Carl Brewer Wrote:

> Bring 'em on!  I have acceleration :)

over something more aero and smaller wheels???

i doubt it, oh sprint coach...

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Carl Brewer  
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From: Carl Brewer <c...@vivitec.com.au>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 15:08:59 +1000
Local: Thurs, Jun 23 2005 1:08 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side
On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 14:01:01 +1000, flyingdutch

<flyingdutch.1r2...@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>Carl Brewer Wrote:

>> Bring 'em on!  I have acceleration :)

>over something more aero and smaller wheels???

>i doubt it, oh sprint coach...

you bet.  'bents don't accelerate well.  Aerodynamics
is good for high speed, but the extra mass and lack of
absolute max power means slower acceleration

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Tamyka Bell  
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 More options Jun 23 2005, 1:17 am
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From: Tamyka Bell <t.b...@uq.edu.au>
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 15:17:59 +1000
Local: Thurs, Jun 23 2005 1:17 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Hehehe

"You do not snuggle with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the
G's."

Tam


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sydney biker  
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 More options Jun 26 2005, 9:06 am
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From: "sydney biker" <sydneybi...@mailworks.org>
Date: 26 Jun 2005 06:06:03 -0700
Local: Sun, Jun 26 2005 9:06 am
Subject: Re: The journey to the dark side

Marty wrote: I am a ass

that's true you FUCKEN ASSHOLE

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