-- DRAFT #2: THE TRUE STORY OF I WAS ONLY NINETEEN RELATING TO THE RETURNED SERVICES LEAGUE'S BLASPHEMOUS SLANDER DEPLOYING FICTIONAL ANTHROPOPATHISM AND THE RHETORICAL DEVICE OF *SILENCE* AS ANTHROPOMORPHISM IN FACILITATING THE 8 JUNE CAUSE CÉLÈBRE FOR TOILET BASED SEDITION ("*GOD* *HELP* *ME*, he was going home in June")
-- THE TRUE STORY OF I WAS ONLY NINETEEN RELATING TO THE RETURNED SERVICES LEAGUE'S BLASPHEMOUS