Message to Ken
John Y. Iselin
homosexual desire that Ken rejects and that I am in counselling for.
I invite each of you to accept my apology for the in appropriate posts and
for my obnoxious behaviour.
I am only 15 years old and I have been ordered by my mom to post this
message, but I mean it.
If I get caught doing this again, my dad will sell my computer and spank me
with his belt.
TheNIGHTCRAWLER
That's funny,
I track people down for a living and kill them when they don't agree
with me.
Lose one file, and everybody's angry at ya, though. My Sis had this
bumper sticker, "Shit happens". *shrug shoulders* Point at screen.
Lies, all lies!!
TheNIGHTCRAWLER
(It's just not there.)
kstahl
>How low can I go as a Kornholer?
>Like most conservatives my mental disease has progressed
>to the point of pathos. I Congratulate myself.
>I finally laughed at myself.
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The omnipresent Virtue will take shape
According only to the Way.
The Way itself is like some thing
Seen in a dream, elusive, evading one.
In it are images, elusive, evading one.
In it are things like shadows in twilight.
In it are essences, subtle but real,
Embedded in truth.
From of old until now,
Under names without end,
The First, the Beginning is seen.
How do I know the beginning of all,
What its nature may be?
By these!
--Tao Te Ching
kstahl
>I am a Kornholer who attempts humor.
>I'd make you really laugh since I am a kornholer
>if I posted a picture and my real name.
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As for those who would take the whole world
To tinker as they see fit,
I observe that they never succeed:
For the world is a sacred vessel
Not to be altered by man.
The tinker will spoil it;
Usurpers will lose it.
For indeed there are things
That must move ahead,
While others must lag;
And some that feel hot,
While others feel cold;
And some that are strong,
While others are weak;
And vigorous ones,
While others worn out.
So the Wise Man discards
Extreme inclinations
To make sweeping judgments,
Or to a life of excess.
--Tao Te Ching
John Y. Iselin
Like most liberals your mental disease has progressed
to the point of hilarity. Congrats.
You finally made me laugh.
Al Melvin
Make us really laugh, kornholer.
Post a picture.
TheNIGHTCRAWLER
You two have never met?
Kenny, that's "I" sel'in. Are you buying?
"I" sel'in, that's Ken. He's a white guy.
If I got that wrong, just let me know.
NC
(Did you know that you can put a horse on it's back by grabbing it's
nose and twisting it? Crazy.)
kstahl
>(Did you know that you can put a horse on it's back by grabbing it's
>nose and twisting it? Crazy.)
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And you would want to do this for what reason?
TheNIGHTCRAWLER
Well one old rancher had gotten bitten, the other was kicked, but
apparently the technique is learned from the vet. They have a set of
tongs just for this that's used to get the horse to lie down for the vet
during certain examinations. I forget the exact exam, but was
fascinated by the guy who got bitten in the face and pretty much threw
the horse to the ground.
Apparently the horse had an immediate change of attitude towards biting
people. Granted, this was a guy who raised horses for his entire life
with grown sons and knew how to train them to carry people (Breaking a
horse is not the "in" technique anymore.) But, you catch an old hand by
surprise and the learning curve is quite the accelerated education :-)
After the fact, I'm thinking there's going to be a sudden change in the
handling of prisoners going to court in Atlanta.
IMO
NC
(Get bit out of left corner, bad things soon follow.)
kstahl
>After the fact, I'm thinking there's going to be a sudden change in the
>handling of prisoners going to court in Atlanta.
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>IMO
>NC
>(Get bit out of left corner, bad things soon follow.)
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And maybe a few changes in how guns worn around criminals who are not in
cuffs.