then most of you probably won't want one of these

http://www.evilpinatas.com/stuff_to_buy.jsp

but some of you might.

My favorite tone-setting line from the site:

"Real good ol' fashioned, handmade newspaper pinatas!!  Not the cheesy party
store made-in-China cardboard crap that requires 300 blows to get the damn
candy out!!"

--
Dirk (could be new sig quote material)
**
"I think mostly we just grew up and realized that there really
wasn't a cosmic Santa Claus out there that was prepared to do our
bidding every time we send off some hair-brained prayer. If god
were available to answer my prayers, all conservatives would be
in big trouble because their faces would be some shade of orange
and they would be completely infertile and would have to eat
standing up because of the tail protruding from their rear end."
--kstahl explains it all for you

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The one showing Monica on her knees giving the hummer to Bill in the
oval office is always a birthday favorite.

I've never swung at a pinata or seen one swung at.  And I've never
pinned a tail on a donkey (This is not a political post, don't get
ideas, I've got better ones already).

I should do these two things, wait.... spin the bottle.  Never played
it, old enough to make better rules for it....

3.  The number is 3.  Sorry, not good for the official parties.

Before I kick off there're a few things I need to take care of :-)

TheNIGHTCRAWLER
(Dabbles irrepressibly in all manner of life.  Dare, double dare, triple
dare - played that on AND made rules :-)