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paul bichsel  
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From: paul bichsel <sterlingdirec...@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Apr 2012 19:36:26 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sun, Apr 8 2012 10:36 pm
Subject: God is a joke!!!
Well dam how should I start. For any God lovers out their lets do a
test. If your god lives then ask "HIM" to knock on your door in 15
seconds. If you get no knock your god does not exist.

 
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ranjit_mathews@yahoo.com  
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From: "ranjit_math...@yahoo.com" <ranjit_math...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Apr 2012 23:12:44 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 2:12 am
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
On Apr 8, 10:36 pm, paul bichsel <sterlingdirec...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Well dam how should I start. For any God lovers out their lets do a
> test. If your god lives then ask "HIM" to knock on your door in 15
> seconds. If you get no knock your god does not exist.

Ask POTUS (President of the US) to knock on your door in 15 days. If
he doesn't, POTUS doesn't exist.

 
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From: Max <ass...@pcfin.net>
Date: Sun, 8 Apr 2012 23:26:17 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 2:26 am
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
Yeah, but Ranj.....you're not telling me that the POTUS is omniscient
and omnipotent too are ya? I mean its 15 second test buddy.

On Apr 9, 2:12 pm, "ranjit_math...@yahoo.com"


 
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philosophy  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 4:07 am
From: philosophy <catswhisker...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 01:07:46 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 4:07 am
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
Hi Paul.
Welcome to AvC.
I don't have a god to do the test on,
but I think it's a good idea for our
Christian (and whomever else) colleagues
to give it a shot.

On Apr 9, 12:36 pm, paul bichsel <sterlingdirec...@gmail.com> wrote:


 
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Trance Gemini  
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From: Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 07:50:47 -0400
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 7:50 am
Subject: Re: [AvC] God is a joke!!!

On Sun, Apr 8, 2012 at 10:36 PM, paul bichsel <sterlingdirec...@gmail.com>wrote:

> Well dam how should I start. For any God lovers out their lets do a
> test. If your god lives then ask "HIM" to knock on your door in 15
> seconds. If you get no knock your god does not exist.

Good test. After all, since he's allegedly everywhere, presumably he'll
hear the request.

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From: Timbo <thcus...@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 07:19:08 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 10:19 am
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!

On Apr 9, 4:07 am, philosophy <catswhisker...@gmail.com> wrote:

Gord works in mysterious ways. It could be two weeks later that the
Holy Rollers show up at your door to convert you from your sinful
ways. If you test Gord, he will not come. The "Belief" policy.

 
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Ma-who?  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 1:04 pm
From: "Ma-who?" <theh...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 10:04:04 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 1:04 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
"Is is also written: you shall not tempt the Lord your God." - Matthew
4:7

Before ridiculing other peoples' beliefs, it seems only normal to
first have some kind of a basic understanding of what they are.

Perhaps you should start there before mocking things you dont
understand.

On Apr 8, 9:36 pm, paul bichsel <sterlingdirec...@gmail.com> wrote:


 
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Ma-who?  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 1:07 pm
From: "Ma-who?" <theh...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 10:07:34 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 1:07 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
Richard Dawkins has still failed tot come knock on my door, despite
repeated e-mail requests. Clearly, Dawkins does not exist either.

Come on folks, even for atheists with a serious axe to grind - this
argument shouldn't be indulged.

On Apr 9, 6:50 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:


 
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Neil Kelsey  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 1:41 pm
From: Neil Kelsey <neil.m.kel...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 10:41:13 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 1:41 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!

On Monday, April 9, 2012 10:07:34 AM UTC-7, Ma-who? wrote:

> Richard Dawkins has still failed tot come knock on my door, despite
> repeated e-mail requests. Clearly, Dawkins does not exist either.

No one is claiming that Richard Dawkins is omnipresent and omniscient.

Come on folks, even for atheists with a serious axe to grind - this

> argument shouldn't be indulged.

And yet you trotted out this spurious argument anyway.


 
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Ma-who?  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 1:05 pm
From: "Ma-who?" <theh...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 10:05:53 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 1:05 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
It's a ridiculous test.  If that's not obvious at first glance - just
remember the argument from ignorance fallacy.

The fact that Paul can't get the very specific piece of evidence he's
asking for - in other words - a lack of evidence - is never valid
grounds for an argument.  A lack of evidence is not evidence of
lacking.

On Apr 9, 1:26 am, Max <ass...@pcfin.net> wrote:


 
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Ma-who?  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 2:20 pm
From: "Ma-who?" <theh...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 11:20:22 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 2:20 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!

On Apr 9, 12:41 pm, Neil Kelsey <neil.m.kel...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Monday, April 9, 2012 10:07:34 AM UTC-7, Ma-who? wrote:

> > Richard Dawkins has still failed tot come knock on my door, despite
> > repeated e-mail requests. Clearly, Dawkins does not exist either.

> No one is claiming that Richard Dawkins is omnipresent and omniscient.

> Come on folks, even for atheists with a serious axe to grind - this

> > argument shouldn't be indulged.

> And yet you trotted out this spurious argument anyway.

The whole point of that *parody* of Paul's argument, something I know
you have difficulty with - is yes, this line of argument is
ridiculous.


 
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Trance Gemini  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 6:45 pm
From: Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 18:45:48 -0400
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 6:45 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

On Mon, Apr 9, 2012 at 1:04 PM, Ma-who? <theh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Is is also written: you shall not tempt the Lord your God." - Matthew
> 4:7

> Before ridiculing other peoples' beliefs, it seems only normal to
> first have some kind of a basic understanding of what they are.

> Perhaps you should start there before mocking things you dont
> understand.

How is providing a test for your god, mocking things?

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Trance Gemini  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 6:48 pm
From: Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 18:48:23 -0400
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 6:48 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

On Mon, Apr 9, 2012 at 1:07 PM, Ma-who? <theh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Richard Dawkins has still failed tot come knock on my door, despite
> repeated e-mail requests. Clearly, Dawkins does not exist either.

> Come on folks, even for atheists with a serious axe to grind - this
> argument shouldn't be indulged.

Nice to see a theist clued in ;-D.

I agree. Lack of evidence isn't evidence of lack.

However, there is other evidence of Dawkins existence.

Can we say that about your god?

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Trance Gemini  
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From: Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 18:52:23 -0400
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 6:52 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

On Mon, Apr 9, 2012 at 6:48 PM, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>wrote:

In addition ... your god has explicitly defined properties like omniscience
and omnipotence and omnipresent.

All properties which allow one to reasonably conclude that if it exists it
should be able to respond.

If it doesn't respond, why would one conclude that it exists?

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Neil Kelsey  
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 More options Apr 9 2012, 7:19 pm
From: Neil Kelsey <neil.m.kel...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2012 16:19:01 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2012 7:19 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!

Your "parody" failed.

> something I know
> you have difficulty with -

I have no problem with parody, and recognize when one fails (like yours
did).

> is yes, this line of argument is
> ridiculous.

What's ridiculous is that you would lie about atheists in order to parody
them.  


 
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felix gabriel  
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 More options Apr 11 2012, 6:17 pm
From: felix gabriel <unclepenl...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:17:58 +0100
Local: Wed, Apr 11 2012 6:17 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!
Well, this test to me is more like a joke. More salient issues could b
discussed. Like did God actually receive d blood of humans just to
appease himself(like in d case of Jefta or d murder nd sacrifice of
Jesus). Was their any moral sense in an innocent man dieing for the
crimes of others??. Did God truely destroyed d whole world with water
and left only d family of Noah. Lets nt turn this debate of God
existence or lack of it into just a demand for an evidence that's
digressing from serious discussion(s).

On 4/10/12, Neil Kelsey <neil.m.kel...@gmail.com> wrote:


 
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Brock  
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From: Brock <brockor...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:26:37 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 1:26 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!

On Apr 8, 10:36 pm, paul bichsel <sterlingdirec...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Well dam how should I start. For any God lovers out their lets do a
> test. If your god lives then ask "HIM" to knock on your door in 15
> seconds. If you get no knock your god does not exist.

Or just didn't answer the request in the affirmative. :)

Regards,

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Neil Kelsey  
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From: Neil Kelsey <neil.m.kel...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:53:48 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 2:53 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

On Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:17:58 PM UTC-7, Maximum wrote:

> Well, this test to me is more like a joke.

To me it's relevant that God doesn't answer prayers.

>  More salient issues could b
> discussed.

I think the issue of God's failure to answer prayers is salient to the
issue of God's existence.

> Like did God actually receive d blood of humans just to
> appease himself(like in d case of Jefta or d murder nd sacrifice of
> Jesus).

Jesus and God are the same guy, from what I've been told. If they aren't
then Christians are polytheists, and I don't think they're going to like
that.  

> Was their any moral sense in an innocent man dieing for the
> crimes of others??

If Jesus and God are the same guy then I don't think Jesus was particularly
innocent. In fact, I regard them/him as the ringleaders of a plot to
torture most of humanity for all eternity.

> . Did God truely destroyed d whole world with water
> and left only d family of Noah.

No, unless the universe runs by magic (and not the physical laws we think
we have discovered).

> Lets nt turn this debate of God
> existence or lack of it into just a demand for an evidence that's
> digressing from serious discussion(s).

I don't regard the subjects you raised as any more (or less) serious than
the subject of God's inability to answer prayers.


 
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Brock Organ  
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From: Brock Organ <brockor...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:23:34 -0400
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 3:23 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

On Apr 12, 2012, at 2:53 PM, Neil Kelsey wrote:

> On Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:17:58 PM UTC-7, Maximum wrote:
> Well, this test to me is more like a joke.

> To me it's relevant that God doesn't answer prayers.

Or just isn't required/compelled to answer them in a manner a pray-er requires. :)

Regards,

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Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:07:08 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 4:07 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

God is required to answer prayers for me to believe he actually exists.

 
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From: Brock Organ <brockor...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:22:36 -0400
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 4:22 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

On Apr 12, 2012, at 4:07 PM, Neil Kelsey wrote:

> On Thursday, April 12, 2012 12:23:34 PM UTC-7, Brock wrote:

> On Apr 12, 2012, at 2:53 PM, Neil Kelsey wrote:

>> On Wednesday, April 11, 2012 3:17:58 PM UTC-7, Maximum wrote:
>> Well, this test to me is more like a joke.

>> To me it's relevant that God doesn't answer prayers.

> Or just isn't required/compelled to answer them in a manner a pray-er requires. :)

> God is required to answer prayers for me to believe he actually exists.

Nope, humankind is accountable to God, not the converse. :)

Regards,

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ranjit_mathews@yahoo.com  
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Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:33:59 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 4:33 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
On Apr 12, 4:22 pm, Brock Organ <brockor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 12, 2012, at 4:07 PM, Neil Kelsey wrote:

> > God is required to answer prayers for me to believe he actually exists.

> Nope, humankind is accountable to God, not the converse. :)

If God were to have never answered prayers by anyone including*
Abraham, Moses, Elijah and Jesus, then would you believe that God
exists?
* but not limited to

 
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Neil Kelsey  
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From: Neil Kelsey <neil.m.kel...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:34:07 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 4:34 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

You have provided no valid reason for me to believe "intermediaries" like
you, so I don't. I'll stick with the reasonable explanation - God doesn't
answer prayers because he doesn't exist (except as a figment of your
imagination). Good thing, because your God sounds like a total dick.

 
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From: Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:29:04 -0400
Local: Thurs, Apr 12 2012 6:29 pm
Subject: Re: [AvC] Re: God is a joke!!!

On Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 6:17 PM, felix gabriel <unclepenl...@gmail.com>wrote:

> Well, this test to me is more like a joke. More salient issues could b
> discussed. Like did God actually receive d blood of humans just to
> appease himself(like in d case of Jefta or d murder nd sacrifice of
> Jesus).

Unfortunately this presumes the existence of a god. That's a presumption
that it would be hard for atheists to make for obvious reasons.

> Was their any moral sense in an innocent man dieing for the
> crimes of others??.

This is a good question and speaks to the type of morality that is
advocated in the Bible. Why don't you start a thread on it? I'm guessing it
will be a popular one :-D.

> Did God truely destroyed d whole world with water
> and left only d family of Noah.

Same problem as the first question. You really can't expect atheists to
accept that presumption.

However, if you wanted to ask if the Bible claims are possible or if
there's evidence that this could have happened that would probably work.

> Lets nt turn this debate of God
> existence or lack of it into just a demand for an evidence that's
> digressing from serious discussion(s).

Actually we've had some very good and serious discussions on that topic
with people who attempt to debate the various theological arguments using
reason.

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Ma-who?  
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From: "Ma-who?" <theh...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:16:37 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Apr 13 2012 4:16 pm
Subject: Re: God is a joke!!!
The title of this thread is 'God is a joke!!'' I think the mockery is
obvious enough.

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