Fw: DESPERATE FOR HELP (Interesting one)

[Rubaba Mohammed]

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--- On Fri, 3/6/09, ahmed adamu <agadam...@yahoo.com> wrote: From: ahmed adamu <agadam...@yahoo.com> Subject: DESPERATE FOR HELP To: drhus...@yahoo.com Date: Friday, March 6, 2009, 2:44 AM It is my duty to continue to recommend these to any person who has a systems challenge or any whose friend relation or neighbour has. Anyway keep it in case someone needs to have you counsel him THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST; Dear Systems Department, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wifey 1.0" and found that the new program began unexpected child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition "Wifey 1.0" Installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems Initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer Run, and crashes the system whenever selected.  Attempting to operate Selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep "Wifey 1.0" in the background, whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? ........... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID; Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the "Wifey1.0" program. Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0"  thinking that "Wifey 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, "Wifey 1.0"  is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it's Creator to Run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge "Wifey 1.0" and still convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0", as "Wifey 1.0" was not designed to do this and it is Impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0" or "Wifey 2.0"  but have ended up with even more problems.           (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having " Wifey 1.0"  installed, I recommend you keep it installed And deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems Occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run  C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME for a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. "Wifey 1.0", although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software  such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or  "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS \UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even "Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported  Application for "Wifey 1.0" and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST OF LUCK! Your Systems Analyst

[Hassan SHUAIB]

ما شاء الله تبارك الله! this is very useful and interesting as well.
any way can one think of not installing wifey 1.0 and continue with girlfriend 7.0 since it seemrd not to have created problems

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[Rubaba Mohammed]

@Shuaib, I wish I knew the one who wrote this interesting stuff so we could ask him or her

But anyway, we can deduce, can't we?

Wifey 1.0 seem to be so rewarding that one cannot help but fall for that kind of operating system and all the wahala & joy it comes with huh!

I guess the world should not always be so trouble free even with an OS...

Salaamul Laah alaika!

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From: Hassan SHUAIB <sua...@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Sunday, May 6, 2012 6:28 PM
Subject: Re: {Annur} Fw: DESPERATE FOR HELP (Interesting one)

[Mohammed Abdul-Nafiu]

sallaaam,

@ rubaba

 

In my view, husbad need to change some of the old hardwares in order to host wifey 1.0 properly. Specifically, wifey 1.0 need speed, precision and dexterity to host as opposed to girlfriend 7.0. To overcome this, hardware specialist often recomend Akhlaq 2.0 hard drive; and an A5 micro Iman chip.

If its not possible to aquire these new hardware emediately because of cost, there is still a solution. Try running Qu'ran beta ( select reflection option and operationalise upon booting). Old hardwares that run quran beta this way are even said to be as efficient as those husbands that acquire the afore mentioned hardware

 

sallaaam bros. & sis

[Hassan SHUAIB]

exactly! i learnt girl friend 7.0 is full of poisonous viruses with no anti-virus to attempt it
agree with you, think no one should even think of it in the first place.lol

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From: Rubaba Mohammed <rsuns...@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Tuesday, May 8, 2012 4:06 PM

[Mejida Abubakari Saddiq]

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From: Rubaba Mohammed <rsuns...@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Tuesday, May 8, 2012 7:06:54 AM

[Rubaba Mohammed]

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You are making me laugh a lot. This is the perfect solution for the guy. I believe you should've had the privilege of being the systems analysist to help the guy out. lol

Walaikum salaam warahmatullah

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Sent: Wednesday, May 9, 2012 1:51 AM

[Rubaba Mohammed]

lol. Agreed....

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From: Hassan SHUAIB <sua...@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, May 9, 2012 1:13 AM