-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
Filling whitespace in Gooberville's version of the PennySaver with stories about Will Dockery and fake interviews about Will Dockery doesn't make you a columnist, it just simply makes you a whitespace filler.
-- Cm~
"I win." - Will Dockery getting nowhere, gaining nothing, again.
> Where's your "monthly column" for February, May and June?
Thanks for having a look, Karla!
-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
> > Filling whitespace in Gooberville's version of > > the PennySaver with stories about Will Dockery > > and fake interviews about Will Dockery doesn't > > make you a columnist, it just simply makes you > > a whitespace filler.
> Since 1998.
Unpaid and at no cost to anyone, eh, Goober?
-- Cm~
"I win." - Will Dockery getting nowhere, gaining nothing, again.
The point wasn't whether I got rich writing the column, but that I've written the column for over ten years... meanwhile, you can barely write a Usenet post, Barbie.
The songs and poetry of Will Dockery, Henry Conley, Sandy Madaris and Gene Woolfolk Jr. and interpretations of standards from various music genres. Our "collective conciousness" = "pack rat".
The songs and poetry of Will Dockery, Henry Conley, Sandy Madaris and Gene Woolfolk Jr. and interpretations of standards from various music genres. Our "collective conciousness" = "pack rat".
> > it's not exactly fair to judge a person's writing in > > terms of money made or spent, is it?
> No, but I have no problem
That makes two of us, Barbie. The fact remains that I've written a monthly column since 1998 and you can barely write a Usenet post.
-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
> Where's your "monthly column" for February, May and June?
There was a feature on the Hogbottom show in the May issue and a review of the Shadowville Speedway in this month's issue, so there was plenty enough Will Dockery content in those already. The column will return in the July issue, next week.
Interestingly (to me, anyway) back in 1998 I actually wrote two columns a month for PG. It began when my friend Mark Coile died and I continued his Artrageous column for a few months, covering artist events around town (a lot of wine and cheese in those days!) and that eventually evolved into the To The Magic Store column that I still write today. The other column was Queenie & Alphonse, written with Lisa Scarborough, which was us going back and forth, sort of like (actually was, I seem to remember) an instant message call and response type thing, commenting on local happenings of interest to us. I have stacks of those back issues, and someday I want to scan them... I'll let you know when I do.
Anyway, I'll post a link to the July column, which will be out in a week or so.
-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
Goober Duck Will "the hook was delicious" Dockery quacked:
> QUACK! To The Magic Store QUACK!
Silly goober, no one actually cares to see your "column".
-- Cm~
"If anyone questions my credendials as a magician of incantational magick, I can refer you to one of my mentors, the powerful natural witch, Cassonya, madame of Isis House, in Shadowville" - Dockery's "Fear me! I am very powerful!" proclamation (quack)
>> Where's your "monthly column" for February, May and June?
> There was a feature on the Hogbottom show in the May issue and a > review of the Shadowville Speedway in this month's issue, so there was > plenty enough Will Dockery content in those already. The column will > return in the July issue, next week.
> Interestingly (to me, anyway) back in 1998 I actually wrote two > columns a month for PG. It began when my friend Mark Coile died and I > continued his Artrageous column for a few months, covering artist > events around town (a lot of wine and cheese in those days!) and that > eventually evolved into the To The Magic Store column that I still > write today. The other column was Queenie & Alphonse, written with > Lisa Scarborough, which was us going back and forth, sort of like > (actually was, I seem to remember) an instant message call and > response type thing, commenting on local happenings of interest to us. > I have stacks of those back issues, and someday I want to scan them... > I'll let you know when I do.
> Anyway, I'll post a link to the July column, which will be out in a > week or so.
A month to so a column and you have nothing to say. Considering your Usenet output, you're remarkably consistent.
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And you lay them on a stage. I'm just wondering if you're ever sober enough to look at your drunken performances and say to yourself that you need to get help.
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And I don't actually "care" if you want to see it, Barbie. There was a question over whether I write a "column", and the fact is that I've written one since 1998.
-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
> I looked for his monthly column, and posted my results. When he did show up, his > material resembled his posts here - posting his own lyrics and information about > where he and Conley could be heard, or where others might have a chance of > getting on stage.
Which has been the main focus of the column from the start... notes on upcoming and past poetry readings, art shows, entertainment of various kinds, mainly where creative people can have a venue to have their work, performance, whatever, seen by others.
Yes, very much the purpose I see Usenet serving, in an alternate way, though when I began the column in 1998 I had no idea Usenet existed.
-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars byBrian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
> > > it's not exactly fair to judge a person's writing in > > > terms of money made or spent, is it?
> I don't know if you looked for his current monthly column; I did and > there was none. So now maybe Will Dockery will post one of his > favorites here for us all to see.
I don't particularly have a "favorite", but here's one that someone scanned once, which gives a good idea of how the column plays out each month:
-- "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
On Jun 25, 7:51 am, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > no one actually cares to see your "column".
> And I don't actually "care" if you want to see it, Barbie. There was a > question over whether I write a "column", and the fact is that I've > written one since 1998.
The question is over whether you're a columnist. Columnists .. get paid, Twitch. Something you've never managed to get accomplished, huh? No one has ever parted with a single cent for anything you've ever written, Bill. So, you claiming you're a 'columnist' is just another mini-fraud on your part. One of many mini-frauds you're guilty of, Bill. And that's just sad you know.
> -- > "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by > Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
The songs and poetry of Will Dockery, Henry Conley, Sandy Madaris and Gene Woolfolk Jr. and interpretations of standards from various music genres. Our "collective conciousness" = "pack rat".
> > -- > > "Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by > > Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4
The songs and poetry of Will Dockery, Henry Conley, Sandy Madaris and Gene Woolfolk Jr. and interpretations of standards from various music genres. Our "collective conciousness" = "pack rat".
> The point wasn't whether I got rich writing the column, but that I've > written the column for over ten years...
BWHA AH HAHAAHAHAH you will NEVER be rich, Duckery. You could give blow jobs to billionaires and you wouldn't be rich. As for column writing? It's been established that nothing you put forth is classified as "writing," so how about you go run a cheese grater over that thick head of yours? Imbecile!
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