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Jerry Springer's Final Thought

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Lucifer theGood

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Nov 23, 2009, 2:36:00 PM11/23/09
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Well, life came and passed without event... as I sat reliving my
devastation, some final thoughts occured to me that I would like to
share...

To the Outhouse of Kaine: "Oh no! Jack is coming! I am so scared! Jack
is coming! Jaaaccckkk issss ccccooommmminnnggggg....!! Should I hide
or leave? I know, I will suck up to him, that always seems to work
with inferior powerless power seeking control freaks..." Did you get
the desired response Jay Jay? I mean you tried that lameness a few
times... "What? Ev and Mom got a $500,000 house out by the Dunes?
Awesome. I bet you thought I would say I did that... is that the gag
you fall for time after time?... I can not wait to see your power
manifest... ahh... by the way you Greedy Jew... what did you get?"

To the Outhouse of Paul: "Really Paul? She won? Hahaha." You are such
a scabby scratching mucus snorting and eating dick... no one wins in
that situation Paul. But I thank you, for the first time I can see
that you are just guessing. You changed my mind about my Honor. Fuck
you. Nothing." It is about market share. Strictly business and you
guys are not professional enough to deal for Me. You draw to much
attention and you cause too much shit.

To the Outhouse of Jack: "What Jack. What is it? A fight? What denied
you three times? So calm? Is that what you like? Jack, I have been
training hard core for the last 6 weeks... why do you think your
"words" measured as nothing more than tiny nuggets of rat turd?... now
that you have a daughter of your own, we fathers are going to show you
exactly what we are talking about... and about that, is it just me or
coincidence that Jay Jay talked about getting some girl pregnant back
in March and the timely arrival of your little bundle? Oh yeah, that
time at Crystal's over by the Star Phoenix... adreneline Jack not
fear. I will crumple you up like an aluminum can and toss you out
rather than try to recycle you..."

Are you going to use a knife? Is that your first statement of
cowardice? Hahaha. You threated me before with a knife Jack, what did
I do? Hahaha. Seven of Diamonds. "FAILURE". I tried to reverse the
judgement Jack, I used the 6 of Diamonds... success and did the
magick... and admitedly things did get better... for a while... and
then... well, I give up... your magick is just to powerful for me.

What is important about the treasure I kept hidden to well (well, to
the investigative mind I slipped up all over the place)... are you
threatening me by suggesting that I wll never see it? Hahahaha. Death
is on the list. A goal to be accomplished and I work towards it
everyday never knowing when or where I shall attain this promise... in
other words, it is on the list... but what is important here is that
YOU will never see a penny.

Seven years. Times up. Sagittarius 1. Nothing was replaced by the
people that took it and now I shall do unto you and throw you all
away. Unto others, unto you. Do not bake as much this year Mom and Ev,
I will not be coming...

Thank you for showing me your true faces. Jews. Worthless, lazy, Jews.
All I was doing was trying to find a good relationship that was based
on knowing and loving me... not my wealth, not my prospects, not my
looks... Me. Impossible so, ahhh... no. You failed to change my
answer.

Now all you loser Jews... do you go around going "I am Kaine or I am
Jack or I am Paul." all day long? Why not? Because we can see that you
are Jay, Jack and Paul. You do not need to tell us, we already know.
So why then do you waste so much time trying to convince everyone that
you are Me? You are who you are and what you are. Time to face up...
or not... it was cute when you were a puppy but now that you are grown
mutts... well, it explains why that circle is getting smaller and
smaller... painting yourself into a corner... hanging yourselves...

Oh wait... we know why you will not do that... JUDGEMENT and thus your
continued existence in suffering is the lesser of the two evils. No
one wants to go to the real Hell, especially when they know they are
going.

But I do not work at Winston's. I was trying to good will the hint for
the last three years. They took advantage of my work but after all
this time failed to offer me a job. That big guy only "says" that
because he is big. He has no plan to action his words... for why?
Because he thinks he is beautiful too and since every real martial
artist (Jack) must be prepared to fight any opponent... well, he does
not want me to destroy his face or break his knees... that is why not.
Without those things he is just another lump on the couch.

Speaking of fighting any opponent... who got their asses handed to
them in Street Fighter online? The point Moron, is that you talk shit
to people all the time... and behind their back... I was offended Jack
that you could not handle little Gnome's assessment, obviously he is
weaker and not as good a fighter as you, so being that these are your
favorite conditions you decided to fight him by taking it up a
level... hahaha.. I waited for you to get to the Door, right there
Jack, at the Door, your chance... that was your moment... "There's
Levels?"

Now Corey, I know how this is going to sound... it is exactly the sort
of thing these "discordians" do but I want to make you aware that
within that room, someone made an assault on the nature of your
relationship and Stacey's honor. That is all I am going to say about
that... recall, I was the one who predicted "Love" and I have no self-
interest in your creation or destruction. I am telling you this
becasue I have been and always shall be your friend.

On the bright side, Corey... that was an awesome line and true to the
context of the moment "Shields! That is why I am Captain." Awesome!..
hahahaha... did you like my comeback the next night? "Hey Corey, you
go right on quoting regulations..." Anyway Corey, the reason Gnome
was not DDMO or whatever, is that Jack showed up and bullied him off
to play "lame repetitive music producing" games.

You see, you seem to missing the point of my treasure... I was not the
one that told you. I am the one pretending not to be... but obviously
there is a dignity that can not be ignored.

Tim

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