On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 01:20:39 -0600, "Dane Metcalfe"

You seem kind of down on yourself, Dane.  Here, try taking this
personality test, it may be helpful:

Question 1:  Please speak clearly and enunciate your words.  Nobody
can understand a word you say.

[  } That's nonsense, it's just a noisy room
[  ]  Why, have people been talking about it?

Question 2:  Why are you so stand-offish?  Is it because of your
difficulty speaking?

[  ]  I DON'T HAVE ANY DIFFICULTY SPEAKING
[  ]  I don't know, maybe you have a point.  I feel dizzy.

Question 3:  You don't need to be so defensive.  I'm just trying to be
helpful.

[  ]  I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE

Question 4:  Yes you are

[  ]  Does it seem warm in here to you?

Question 5:  This isn't a contest.  There is no right or wrong answer.

[  ]  Is it normal to touch myself?

Question 6:  Why do you mention your mother?  Do you think about your
mother a lot?

[  ]  I don't think I mentioned my mother.  Did I?

Question 7:  Why not?  Does your mother make you uncomfortable?
Answer on a scale of one to ten.

___________

Question 8:  Write down the first word that comes to mind when I say:
"your mother is coming to castrate you"

___________

Question 9:  SPEAK UP DAMMIT

Question 10:  Is money important to you?  Phrase your answer in the
form of a tree.

__________

Question 11:  Did you have a pet as a child?  If so, do you think you
were nice enough to it?  Did you take care of it?  Don't answer that
question, just think about it.

Question 12:  Why are you so defensive?  I can't help you if you won't
help me help you.  Answer on a scale of one to ten.

__________

Question 13:  Does it seem warm in here?

[  ]  I think I am well on the road to recovery

Question 14:  Do sudden noises frighten you?

[  ]  Not inordinately
[  ]  I just got a raise at work.  I'm going to get a new car.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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