BLONDE RIDING A HORSE
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Subject: BLONDE RIDING A HORSE
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
> lessons. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs
> into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde
> begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
> horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her
> arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
> anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
>
> Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the
> horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
> entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
> pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
>
> As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
> unconsciousness when, to her great fortune, Bill (the Wal-Mart greeter)
> sees her predicament and "unplugs the horse"!
Andrew S.
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her consent... that must have been pretty embarrassing for her!!!
